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Will.i.am, superpowered cowboy, App Storearchaeologist, and co-conspirator in some of the worst musiccrimes of the 2000s, is cashing in on COVID-19. The former Black Eyed Pea has just revealed something called “Xupermask,” which promises to both protect against virus transmission
and make wearers look like they’re constantly en route to a fetish club for robots.
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The Xupermask, which is indeed the name of the product in question, is designed with “three dual speed fans” and a HEPA filtration system as well as “Bluetooth connectivity, LED day glow lights, multi-functioning button controls, and a magnetic earbud docking system.” It costs $299 and it looks like this.