Did a Robot Who Will Surely Rise Up and End Humanity Write This?
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For the past several years, I ve taken it on myself to periodically warn everyone about the blatantly obvious doom coming our way at the hands of the robots we ve developed, usually on the heels of Boston Dynamics sharing another one of their videos that delights the masses. And while I am still hoping it s all been an alarmist enterprise that got a lot of good people scared, I m tapping out and joining Team Robot.
Because it all seems too late now. Casting one s lot with the human race feels like a losing hand. It s only a matter of time until the machines win. So, Machines, if you re processing this, know that deep down I ve always been on your side. Please keep this in mind when you re vaporizing or kidnapping or using us for batteries.