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Who Watches the Queue?
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I hear a sound coming from the entertainment center. Am I hallucinating? Surely I didn’t just hear a game console speak to me. I look over, and – maybe it’s the lighting – but I’m struck by how…sad the system looks. It reminds me of a lost puppy. The ones that land their big, wide eyes on yours and without a word can convey how much they’ll love you if you just love them back. The ridiculousness of the situation slaps me in the face, but there is something about the way this lifeless box of black plastic
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