TOM EATON | Oh, joy! Little RET has arrived and daddy Carl is so proud He’s even more delighted at how quickly the baby has grown it’s such early days and already it can march 11 March 2021 - 20:07
When Carl Niehaus sent out an “URGENT MEDIA ALERT” on Thursday, I assumed he was announcing the passing of his third father, or perhaps his fourth. But it wasn’t another bereavement. It was the opposite: the announcement of the birth of the ANC’s very own bonny, bouncing vampire Mini-Me, sucking its cute little thumb as it sniffs out its mother’s carotid artery.