Hatred, anger, they said something to each other, but mostly she has her own character, because this is many years, and over time pashka has become completely different, he has become softer, he has become wiser and he loves her very much, what happened to you such that mom is worried that you dont communicate, and we have a breakup. A very long time ago, i internally forgave, well, well, probably, like a father, he, he, he forgave, but never forgot, but it doesnt just happen that people stop communicating with loved ones, what there must be some resentment in order not to talk for so many years, he didnt offend me, he, well, it was on my birthday in odessa, for example, my fortieth birthday, with a word he offended someone close to me, a dear person, but he, apparently. Understands everything that he did something wrong, he doesnt remember, i think, this, hes definitely worried, he even knew that you would come to us, i really asked you to give me a message, can i show it to you, yes please, dad knew perfectly well, that we dont communicate with my sister, he regretted it, probably regretted it, we communicate with her through my mother, so i absolutely know what s going on in her family, whats going on, she knows 100 whats probably going on with me, we are hottempered people, we can. Catch fire in a second, i always, if im aggressive , then outwardly, yes, you can say too much in this heat and this and that, well, then once you calm down everything, and your conscience immediately begins to torment you, you immediately begin to think, damn it, why did i do this, we are not conflict people ourselves to myself, well, it happens, well, the only hope is that its simply necessary, i dont even doubt that. Well definitely make peace there someday, well talk, well, not now, then later, lord, nothing personal, veronique, what kind of grandfather was for you, i probably already saw that period when grandfather was still at home a lot, he spent time with me , again, i also grew up on cruises, on these ones, we spent a lot of time there. Together, my grandfather took me to the circus, he took me to theaters, to a sanatorium, i went with my grandmother and grandfather, the three of us, that is, i directly remember our time together, he wanted you to become an artist, i think that he would not want , to one of us became an actor, an artist, an actress, in the case of my mother, unfortunately, she was not allowed to become an actress, but i wanted, yes, yes, i, right from childhood, i studied, i strived, i was constantly on stage, in student and school, and danced and walked, practiced speech, but my parents didnt give it, they didnt give it, my mother didnt give it, she said that this is not a profession for a woman, this is not a family, not children, specifically not for a woman profession, because my brother was allowed to film yarolash there, then go somewhere else, he has a different appearance, she told me, well look at yourself, youre small, well. This, well, apparently, is the best profession for a woman, so i graduated from the medical stage, in the student theater, in kvn, we played, staged plays, well, thats how i graduated from medical School Institute arkadiyevich, what is the phenomenon of this artistic onelove, after all, both kartsev and ilchenko, like this, all their lives, their one beloved, each, found someone to surprise. i lived with one wife for 61 years, thats why im asking you, do you know exactly what the secret is, i think its because she, unfortunately, left 2 years old, me. I think this is her wisdom, you know, not mine, im lazy, i could even go our separate ways if there was something she, she somehow wisely didnt Pay Attention to all these people hovering around, she calmly took myself all household, two children, everything, i left to study at vgik from kharkov, i left parttime, she was left alone in kharkov, an engineer, today, thank you, i was very pleased to see you, i thank you, i admired your strength of character, undoubtedly, and you look fantastic, tatyanavna, its really incredible the feeling that somehow this is what feeds both victoria pallovna and tatyana dinovnina, the love that has been there for so many years, thank you very much, thank you, thank you, thank you. That they remembered, its nice, thank you, Mikhail Zadornov has been on stage for more than 30 years and joked about the most important thing, about you and me, who can laugh at ourselves like that, but only ours, about relations with western countries, and if we are all in russia in cash lets chip in dollars, we ll rent america and. Other things, the world was changing, but zadornov always remained relevant, we have collected the most complete collection of the best issues of the legendary satirical writer. Take care of the americans, if something happens to them, they will start making things up about us again. And well start with a monologue from the distant nineties, but which is still relevant today, because zadornov made eternal jokes. I used to think that i dont understand anything about us, i said, i dont understand this, the third one, now i understand, its they in the west who dont understand anything about us, right . Look, the germans are neat, professional, reliable, they understand why they are thin, we are twice as thick as them, but they send us humanitarian aid, the arms race with us, they somehow endured, but no one can endure friendship with us, they dont have enough money to. Be friends, but the americans turned out to be the most incomprehensible, when the truth is about some other country, here the americans understand everything, they will give some country a loan and then squeeze this small country to the state of dried fruit, all countries listen to the americans as a commercial racket of racketeers, with russia its not clear that he gave money to russia and what, let alone with interest. There are more American Cash dollars than in america, they are surprised, they say, how is it possible, in america we dont have so many cash dollars, why . Thats why its not because we have them, and if we all chip in cash in dollars in russia, well rent america. For that kind of money, clinton will work as a lawyer on the border. The question is, who is whose appendage, are we theirs or are they ours . They think that we are theirs, let them think so, they dont understand how we russians differ from others peoples other peoples of the world pretend to be smart, they havent read our folk tales, but with the most misunderstandings in the west were the former antisoviet radio stations, they taught us all the time, you need a multiparty system, we proclaim everything, you need it get it, now they themselves dont understand, how many parties we have, as they are called, they dont understand how. We understand something about them, but they dont understand that we are not going to understand anything about them, we are interested in watching them like horses at a race, but we know for sure about ourselves, we have there are two parties, those who grabbed it and those who didnt. They are trying to understand something about us, the institute was created to study zhirinovskys election campaign, but they dont understand how he won the elections, how people joked, it was sunday, people were in a good mood, they wanted to slip a pig to the democrats. Tyutchev was right when he wrote about our relationship with america, you cant understand russia with your mind, and especially with a computer, clinton is tall, handsome, smart, he comes all the time , he teaches us all the time, you need this, then that, then after this, this after that, she or he just nods his head, of course, we ll do that, how smart you are, damn clint. Well do it, just give us loans, otherwise we re poor, hungry, damn it, clinton, when we re beggars, were scary, oh, well trample on you, give us loans, we still have nuclear warheads, oh, were scary, damn hungry with heads wedge, and the whole world doesnt understand what to do with the russians . Doesnt understand because bismarck should have been read. Bismarck wrote before his death, never. Bismarg was a smart german because he lived in st. Petersburg for a long time. He wrote in his will never dont plot anything against russia. Russia will always respond to any of your cunning with its unpredictable stupidity. Only in russia the concept of homeland and state are different concepts. A colony that needs to be fed, all countries were plundered, we have our own indians, our siberian ones, there are udeges, nanais, no one ever drove them into reservations, and we are aggressive, there was such a bishop, a christian, he read the bible in nanai, translated it into nanai language, koryak to koryak, can you imagine an american conquistador, a spanish one . Who is reading out the bible, this never happened, thats why they say the development of siberia, but the conquest of america, yes, they said, if you want to be baptized, be baptized, whoever you want to be, they said, chukhch, vasily, we will be, if you dont want, you will be fedor, we did not execute women at the stake, how aggressive we are, we didnt live in life, thank god, our dads were womanizers all their lives and. But now you look, here i am on the beach in riga. I see a woman walking, i immediately see what nationality she is, such a beautiful, slender woman, all eyes, inquisitive eyes, so lively, tenacious for everyone they look at the men, what kind of glasses, uh, what kind of swimming trunks, at the sight of her the men tuck up their bellies, this, this russian woman is coming, shes also beautiful, her eyes are sluggish, sluggish, latvian, thats it, western. What did he answer me, you attacked against the swedes near poltava, okay, but how did they end up there, you can answer me, these six countries were formed as antirussian, so aggressive, which came under the influence of america, america seems to treat us well now, these are poland, latvia, lithuania, estonia, ukraine, georgia, six countries, large six, nato members, they did not receive the same education as we did in soviet times, they, they do not know the difference, an estonian, there, a russian lithuanian, you know how our businessmen send their children to england to study, they write in the preword in a cool language in rider, dont put my son there with a russian for anything, because if there are two russian children in school, the whole school will speak russian, this is crazy energy for russian children, estonians to me. Only the russians are innumerable tourists come, having drunk all their money to the store in venice and ask where can you donate blood . Our features, they are similar anyway, in none of these countries anyway, people dont answer the question, this is purely slavic, i ask the waitress if the yogurt is fresh, she says pear, i want to warm up our person first, and then start talking, so give it to the forehead, then start talking, because this is only a russian person, running into the bus, and having caught up with him, jumping on it, he says what number is this . With dumbfounded eyes half a bus, and the devil knows, this is in all our countries, in all in our countries, people have the same balconies, you know, we are one people, just remember what is on your balconies, these people cannot live well as long as they have this on their balconies, but do you know what we have . On the balconies, everything, everything that didnt fit in a large apartment, and the woman applauds it, yes, i like it that way, almost everything, wait, quiet, quiet, let me guess, skis, old, old, some have one ski, one , you ask why you need it, he says, just in case, what. You might have any case, what are you, when if youre traveling as a disabled person, theres a chain from a 25yearold bicycle next to you, just in case, there are potbellied threeliter cans on the chain, they say cucumbers, theres mushrooms, ours never have the same inscription as whats inside, never, stockings, socks, a case of war, what kind of war, are you going to throw off this refrigerator, or what . Everything is dusted with tights, our people never throw away tights if they are worn out on top, they cut them off and wear them like socks, women wear tights if they wear out underpants. And one woman says to me im old tights i never throw them away, in the garden i pull them on eggplants, on eggplants, i say you made eggplant caviar for me, is this the result . She says no, you didnt understand me, this is so that the crows dont peck, because crows, ill tell you a secret, they cant stand the smell of worn tights. Thats it, they fly away and never return to the garden, even the children of these crows do not return, this is already in the dna memory of these tights, apparently we really wont be able to live well in the near future, some program went wrong when foreigners come to us, but if they dont know russian, its fine for them, if they know, they cant understand anything at all, the customs officer asks the foreigners in front of me for frances parlev. Question, now i will teach you how to do this, i am a complete optimist, i realized this while walking in the forest one day, such a difference, a pessimist asks the question how long to live, cuckoos, optimist guys. I am the head of the leninsky district administration, valentin sergeevna, here are some sweets, here are some flowers, do you like dahlias . No, who doesnt love it . How did you end up here . A its like you got through to a direct line, you looked at me so sternly from the tv, and mukhtar was actually walking with me. Kvn, First Quarter final. Watch the time after the program. Actually, we were preparing for a regional music competition, our school should win. And who is this . Why am i seeing this for the first time . She is an excellent student. Im liberated. What did you sit for . Stearsman bourbon is a product of the stellor group. Whiskey. Mancatcher is a product of the stellar group. сnop gin, a product of the stellar group. Cognac monte shoca, a product of the stellar group. Rum. Castro, product of steller group. This is the liver, friends, this is where the gallbladder is located, something from the life of the gallbladder, important and. Yes, this is a mulya, tell me, you are ranevskaya, yes i am ranevskaya, i havent experienced anything in my own skin, the war passed her by , look at this face, exceptional, there are many great directors, but there can be only one great meeting, ill make a call, come to me, they love you, a serious, smart man, and youre making faces, from monday on the first one, happy birthday to someone leo nikolaevich tolstoy. One day, georgian archaeologists dug up an ancient cannonball, after which georgia warned russia that it also had nuclear weapons. In general, with georgia, such interesting situations arise all over the world. You know, in america there is a state of georgia. Georgia in english georgia. Recently , georgian events have been shown a lot in world news programs. The americans have no connection, no connection, they knew that they had the state of georgia, but did not know that it was so far away, but the georgians are now so interesting, they are doing everything if only, not like in russia, okay, wow, they say, georgians, wow, this is amazing, such a temperamental wow has never been seen in the world, and most importantly, they celebrate all holidays, american holidays, its sacred to them, halloween, oh , from which people get upset with humor, as i should treat this, then its easier, for example, russian tv channels were turned off in georgia, because according to saakashvili, russian tv presenters are spies through the tv screen. Where will i be put on trial, this is america, why did i say the word blacks, this is so funny history, they have introduced the so called political correctness, the word negro is considered not political, impolite, insult, interesting. Snow white, the disney cartoon, was banned from being shown on all American Television channels, none of you, even the most educated, will guess why, all the dwarves are white, its not politically correct, they are now remaking snow white, its normal, yes, one dwarf will be mexican. Two on the artaricans, and i advise them to make snow white a black woman, this will be a brilliant interpretation of snow white, why do i talk so much about america and talked so much, but because i dont want us to grow into such spiritual fat, i didnt want to talk about america anymore, i wanted to throw out this topic, but something happened that i didnt expect , our people come up to me on the streets, come up. In shops, on planes, they say, i ll tell you something about america now, and they tell me things that are impossible not to retell, im proud that thanks to me there are fewer jokes about the chukchi appear, the chukchi say, take care americans, if something happens to them, they will start making things up about us again, its just that some kind of game has started, emails come to me, they just give me pleasure, i cant. Retell what people tell me or what i comes by email, the girl studies in new york, at an american institute, she is from corelia, when American Students find out that she is from corelia, they tell her you dont look like a korean, the guy studies in baltimore, sent me an email, me American Students were annoyed with the question is it possible to get to russia from baltimore . Can you get there by car . I already say that it is possible, then they ask how long it takes. Ski instructors in austria in the alps told me that when americans call and ask if you have snow in the alps, they tell you yes, good cold weather, come, americans after a pause often ask the question what about kangaroos in your country . This time . Austria, they confuse sweden with switzerland, this has already been noticed in the world, and a couple i know is studying in los angeles, one day they went to dinner with an american couple, and they asked them. Tell me, is russia bigger than los angeles . Our people say it with pride, of course, but they thought about it and asked you again, is it possible to take los angeles and its suburbs . Well, ours say, well, it will be about the same somewhere, because ours can no longer seriously answer this question. Our former professor from novosibirsk sent me an email. Novosibirsk is a city of soviet scientists, it is a surprisingly high city in terms of education. Here is a scientist, one of ours, who went to denver to work in a computer center, and he writes an email to me i didnt believe what you were telling me, i thought you were making fun of me, but after spending 2 years here, among the american professors, i also couldnt stand it and decided to make fun of me, and so he describes me, what further happened, i asked one of my colleagues, an american professor, how much is 2 2 2, so you giggle, and by the way, i say with pride, we perform in. Countries, i noticed that only in russian halls there are some people who know the correct answer to this question, because that they received a fairly powerful education, and they know that first multiplication is carried out according to the rules, that is, the answer is six, the american professor answered eight, ours said six, the american said eight, but he is the main one on earth, he is an american, ours said six. Says 8 6 8 6 two professors are arguing, a very intellectual argument, the american couldnt stand it, hes t