January 14, 2021 at 9:00 am by Mikayla Buhbe Jai Uparkar / Daily Nexus Alright guys. Itâs time for a tragic confession: I watch the CW show âRiverdale.â Listen, thereâs nobody more upset about this fact than me, but what can I say? Back in April, quarantine was hitting hard, political inaction was becoming more and more unbearable, and I just needed something to zone out to. Watching Archie and his friends take down the Jingle Jangle drug trade and battle a cult led by Chad Michael Murray seemed like the ideal choice. (And no, I will not elaborate. If you want to understand the full extent of the disaster that is âRiverdale,â youâre gonna have to buckle up and watch it yourself like the rest of us lost souls.)