Hi there! It’s me, the wall. First of all, allow me to apologize. I know that you hit me, but clearly you’re the one suffering here. I’m sorry to say it, but I’m totally fine. Not even a scratch. You must’ve seen this coming, though. I am, in fact, a bright-red immovable object, and you ran right into me. Deep down, you probably know how you got here, but I’ll tell you anyway. All you do is drink coffee and stare at screens. You have no work-life separation. I get it: it’s hard to achieve balance when you sleep in the same room your office is in—and by “office” I mean the laptop you balance on a pillow while you sit on your bed. Not only has this ruined your posture but you now subconsciously associate your bed with work. You wake up to pee at 2