Angels 2, Twins 1: Got game 99 problems, but a pitcher ain’t one Share this story Once upon a time, a young pelotero de beisbol name Jose looked up to a mystical, magical man named Kyle. For Kyle had learned the secret of the magical balls from the ancient monk beneath the rainbow. And Jose wished to learn the secrets, since Kyle had left the regional backwater in which they toiled, and moved on to great acclaim, fame, and fortune as a member of an elite fighting force known as the “Rangers.” For Jose had to battle the very Angels themselves. And he would not have much help.