I am, in many respects, very much like Drake. The Canadian music star and I are both noted for our crooning vocal stylings: him through his R&B warblings, me through my singy-songy Cork accent. Both of us are certified loverboys: him through his many songs about love, me by virtue of the fact I have four kids and therefore have engaged in the physical act of love a minimum of four times which I’m pretty sure brings me up to certificate level on the National Framework of Qualifications.