Announcer the following is a paid program. The opinions and views expressed do not reflect those of bloomberg lp, its affiliates, or its employees. Announcer the following is a paid advertisement for time lifes video collection. Carol hello. I am Carol Burnett, and i am here at cbs in los angeles at studio 33. Come on in. [applause] from Television City in hollywood. [applause] its the Carol Burnett show. Carol this is the stage where it all began. We shot all 11 seasons of my variety show here. We also made some many great memories, but no one has seen the first five seasons of the Carol Burnett show since they were first aired. No reruns, no web streaming, no dvd, nowhere, nothing, zip. Until now. I just got the most exciting news. Time life will be releasing them for everybody to enjoy. They are here in the vault, and i will look at them now. Join me. It was like a gang of friends putting on a show, and it just happened to be seen by millions and millions of people. Carol burnett, take one. Carol hi, this is Carol Burnett. Be sure to watch my first show, when my guests will be vicki lawrence, and my extra special guest, private gomer pyle himself, jim nabors. You havent seen anything yet. Carol do you know who i am . No. Carol in that case, please continue. I am surely dimple. My name is alice fortnite. Is that you, stella . Good evening, your majesty. Now it is time for you to show your talent. So we are [laughter] they accomplished in one hour more songs, more dances, more spoofs, more skits, and more comedy whats the matter with her . What makes you think anything is the matter . Her mouth is not moving. That is not like her. Carol here they are. It is pretty wonderful. Tim conways first appearance is here. And my very first show with my first guest, my buddy, jim neighbors. My heroes were bob hope, bob newhart. I just cant wait to see them. [laughter] who is the midget . [laughter] that is our daughter, mildred junior. Why didnt you tell me we had a child . [laughter] i hate you. Oh, yes. I hate you, i hate your power. [laughter] i will give you savage. Where does it say after the line, savage . My name is jardine. Pardon me, sir. [laughter] welcome to the castle. He is prettier than i am. [laughter] one never knows who is going to come into your life. That is the doorbell. I cant see anyone now, i cant. I just cant. It is a man. Open the door. George mullins. What . You have to hold me so tight . We have to act like a couple on a date. We have to pretend. All right . Right. As long as you keep it on that basis. [laughter] what makes you think it could be anything else . Well. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [applause] carol i am really proud of the first five seasons of my show. And i am really happy to have a chance to share them with you. I have never seen anyone on tv quite like Carol Burnett. She does it all. Sings, acts, dances, she is hilarious and beautiful. She made it look like it is absolutely effortless. Here we go announcer introducing the Carol Burnett show, the lost episodes. A brandnew collection from time life. Its lovely. May i see it . What . Announcer 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. Those of you who doubt, can you believe it now . Announcer you may think you have seen the Carol Burnett show. I have nothing to hide. [laughter] announcer you may think you own the complete Carol Burnett show on dvd. Any other gifts . Announcer but you dont have these lost episodes. Where are you . [laughter] announcer now, from the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. You heard it here first. [laughter] announcer all the fabulous firsts. Carol welcome to our first show. I am really excited and very happy you are all with us. We have a nice, full group. Can you bump up the lights so i can see . Oh gorgeous. Announcer all the hilarious crackups. Where is he . He is right oh. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [applause] [laughter] [applause] announcer and longlost performances by entertainment legends lucille ball, bob newhart, don rickles, and more. These are the funniest, most dazzling, most memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. I didnt know just what life was like, but now i think i do as my belated gift, i give the angel child to you happy birthday nancy bubbles, happy birthday to you announcer and youll get to see them first. But i couldnt what is the matter . Are you choosey . Announcer so call or go online to order the lost episodes for five payments of 19. 99. No, no. No, no. Announcer you will get 21 uncut, original shows that havent been seen since they first aired. I am really quite pleased with what we have done today, arent you . Oh yes. [laughter] you know, marion, i have never painted anyone in the nude before. Really . No, usually i keep my clothes on. [laughter] announcer plus, we will send you two dvds packed with bonus and brandnew exclusive bonus features. You will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. This is the first time i have ever been in this building. Stop it. Announcer see brandnew interviews. When i look back at my very first memories of watching Carol Burnett, it was with my dad watching it and laughing his butt off. I have vague memories of him laughing so hard and me wanting to do whatever that was to make him laugh. Announcer featurettes. You dont have to say you love me, just be close at hand not a good idea for a number. Announcer bloopers. Just a week ago, she was with us, singing and laughing. Shes still laughing. [laughter] but now, shes gone. [laughter] announcer and rare gems from carols early days. Are you still in the entertainment field . [laughter] announcer and thats not all. Call in the next 15 minutes and you will receive a special holiday gift from carol to you. Are you going to wear that Christmas Present i got you . Announcer this free dvd features three of carols hilarious dont forget to use your official Carol Burnett toothbrush. Announcer heartwarming carol this is our christmas show. Announcer never before released christmas show. That is the stuff that makes me go ho ho ho. Announcer and that is not all. You will receive a collectible guestbook with personal notes from carols famous friends and fans. Bill i just wrote in the guestbook, marry me. But, you know, you dont have to. Announcer and we are so convinced you fall in love with the lost episodes, that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. But wait, theres more. Call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life. Carol herself will sign a limited number of the lost episode collections made out to anyone you choose, but you will have to act fast. These vip editions are oneofakind collectors items, and when they are gone, they are gone. Carol i look forward to signing a collection for you soon. Announcer the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes is an incredible value. Brace yourself. [laughter] announcer 21 starstudded episodes, hours of brandnew exclusive extras, plus three free christmas episodes, plus the collectible guestbook, all for five payments of 19. 99. These hands were meant to hold charge cards. Look at that. Perfect. Perfect. Announcer and we will ship it for free. You can only find the lost episodes here, with this exclusive tv offer. Carol just in time for the holidays. Announcer order now. Carol burnett show promo show 21, take one. Carol hi there, im Carol Burnett. In addition to regulars Harvey Corman and others, my guest will be the fabulous, fabulous [stuttering] Dionne Warwick and jonathan winter. [laughter] carol each time, i get goosebumps when i come back to this stage because of the wonderful memories. [laughter] [applause] [laughter] carol why, its canoga falls most lovable buttinski. Come in, mother marcus. Hello, mary. Carol this was my dressing room, and right out here was where the cue card guys were. You must have played a hundred parts in pictures from cleancut college kids to dirty rats i loved you in them all, but the one thing i recall [laughs] [laughter] [applause] carol i saw him running, because he wasnt there with the cards. And he finally got there. Thats terrific. [laughs] oh, thats funny. Queen latifah one of my favorite things to watch about the show was when they would break character. We are going to have a shoot off . A shoot off . A shoot off . A shoot off . A shoot off . [laughter] i cant leave a job halffinished . No, sir. Who said i cant leave a job halffinished . I said. Who are you . My husband right [laughter] how many passes have you made at a bull . Oh, i have made a few, but it is kind of silly. You know, so you get a date with one. Where are you going to take him . [laughter] [laughter] it tickles. Steve i can only imagine being there felt like a party. [laughter] i think i love you i think i love you or maybe you will put or maybe you will put me in a sweat or maybe it is something i am [laughter] julie oh my god, i would have never dared to do anything like that. She just went all out. Alan tim conway has the ability to crack you up. Just looking at you. Burt such a riot to do that show. And it was the most fun i have ever had on stage. Hello, lost and found . I would like to report a loss. Announcer introducing the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes. A brandnew collection exclusively from time life. I think i am going to make the jolly green giant say ho, ho, ho. Announcer 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vault. My Blood Pressure just went up. Announcer you may think you have seen the Carol Burnett show. Zip a dee doo dah. Announcer you may think you own the complete show on dvd, but you dont have these lost episodes. And now, the moment the entire universe has been waiting for. Announcer now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. Simpson . Yes . Have you started on [laughter] announcer all the fabulous firsts. Here are all the sports scores. 21, 35, and 82. [laughter] the 82 is a final. [laughter] announcer all the hilarious crackups. Father, youve got to hide me. Youve got to hide me, father. This is the police. Come out, fingers. We know you are in there. Whatd i tell you . Father, its them. Father, youve got to hide me. Youve got to hide me. [laughter] [knocking on door] [laughter] weve got to get a new parish, father. Lets pray for it. Announcer and longlost performances by entertainment legends bob hope, sonny and cher, bing crosby, and more. Yeah, she did it. Yeah, honey, she did it. Announcer these are the funniest, most dazzling, most memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. Happy when you are near me happy when you hear me announcer and you get to see them first. Happy all the time thats what i am ill make a phone call if you dont mind. Announcer so call or order online to get the lost episodes for five payments of 19. 99. Wonderful. Announcer you will get 21 uncut, original shows that have not been seen since they first aired. Oh my. Announcer plus, we will send you two dvds pact with brandnew and pact with exclusive bonus features. Carol my god, the memories. Announcer you will go on a backstage tour with the original cast. Carol if you wanted to see what cher was wearing on any given night, i said, oh my god, youve got to see chers gown. Heres where wed go. Announcer brandnew interviews and featurettes. Carol was doing her tarzan. Announcer featurettes. Jim i always knew i could be elevated by the skill, the talent, the inventiveness, the originality of the people on the show. Announcer never before seen bloopers. [laughter] [applause] announcer and rare gems from carols early days. Announcer plus, call in the next 12 minutes, and you will receive a free special holiday gift from carol to you. I have got something for you. Announcer this free dvd features three of carols hilarious santa, where are you . Hey, there. Announcer heartwarming i have asked jerry to do my favorite christmas come. Announcer never before released christmas shows. Happy new year. Not yet. Announcer and thats not all. You will also receive a collectible guest book with personal notes from carols famous friends and fans. I adore you. Announcer and we are so convinced you will fall in love with the lost episodes, that we will ship it for free. I love it. Love it. Announcer your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. The Carol Burnett show the lost episodes is an incredible value. You can say that again. Announcer 21 starstudded episodes, hours of brandnew, exclusive extras, plus three free christmas episodes and the collectible guestbook all for just five payments of 19. 99. And, we will ship it for free. No kidding . Yeah. Announcer you can only find the lost episodes here with this exclusive tv offer. Carol just in time for the holidays. Announcer order now. Carol hi there, im Carol Burnett. In addition to our regular gang, harvey, lyle, and vicki, my guest this week is betty grable and my poison, martha reynolds. [laughter] carol i knew i would say that. My paisan. This is a room where during the show, the writers and the producers would sit and watch the show on the monitor and take notes. Especially the first show, the dress rehearsal. And then we would get our notes and improve, we would hope, for the second show at 8 00. Tell me everything that happened. [stuttering] [laughter] you went to the bank . [stuttering] you took the papers out of the vault . Carol hello. Hello. Carol arnie, and buzz, and dale, and kenny. Im really glad we are all here to talk about the lost episodes. These are some of our top writers that we had. You, liebchen . What is your name . See these pans . Lets help little phoebe pans out. That was funny, though. [laughter] what did you say your name was again . Ethel. Ethel mermaid. I am just a gorgeous flamenco dancer at the local cantina. But one who has seen you many times and always admired your bravery. I have seen you many times also, senorita. Ive always admired your castanets. That poor young boy hasnt walked in a year. A week. A week. Did you hear that . A week with a shattered leg . A sprained ankle. A sprained ankle. Phoebe. Dont phoebe mebe. I have got a son inside of me, and it is going to come out. Im with you baby, im with you for me, for me, baby, come out she is so charming, and genuine, and sweet, and very american. It was a very american show. I carry a flag of red, white, and blue. I carry a flag of red, white, and blue that absolutely did it. I am leaving this house, and i am not coming back until the end of the football season. [door slams] in case you missed it, here is the instant replay. [laughter] [applause] it was the best show, variety show i think that was ever on the air. I cant tell you enough about Carol Burnett and her generosity. Julie shes got this quality about her that is adorable. When i drove up here, something jumped out of the bushes and started chasing my carriage and snapping at my wheels. Snapping . Yes. [laughter] announcer introducing the Carol Burnett show the lost episodes, a brandnew collection exclusively from time life. What youre about to see will absolutely amaze you. Announcer 21 incredible episodes on eight dvds that are truly straight from the vaults. This is real hard stuff. [laughter] announcer you may think youve seen the Carol Burnett show. Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy. Announcer you may think you own the complete Carol Burnett show on dvd. The last time you were with a tri tri tri tri you see what happens . You got me so upset, my gums locked. Announcer but you dont have these lost episodes. I came back. I came back. Announcer now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive collection. All the fabulous firsts. I am sending you away to sun city. [laughter] announcer all the hilarious crackups. So do you know where that roller is that we had . [laughter] i think i [laughter] [applause] you are going to love living in this building. The neighbors are so helpful. [laughter] announcer and longlost performances by entertainment legends joan rivers, jonathan winter, phyllis diller, and more. You are the girl i met and fell in love with last night. [shrieking] thats right. Announcer these are the funniest, most dazzling, most memorable moments from the greatest variety show of all time. And you will get to see them first. So call or go online to order the lost episodes for five payments of 19. 99. This is so exciting. Announcer you will get 21 uncut, original shows that havent been seen since they first aired. I am torn between good and evil. [laughter] should i choose this young and innocent maiden and a lifetime of sweet matrimony . [applause] or shall i throw away my life for one hour of mad passion . [audience booing] sweetheart . Yes . I will be back in an hour. [laughter] announcer plus, we will send you two dvds packed with brandnew and exclusive bonus features. You will go on a backstage tour with the cast. This was my dressing room. It has been redecorated a lot. Announcer see brandnew interviews. I loved her so much. I was such a fan. Announcer featurettes. What would Julie Andrews do in a spot like this . [laughter] julie unabashed, unashamedly fun. I bet she would sing. Hit it. Announcer never before seen bloopers. [laughter] announcer and rare gems from carols early days. Ive always been shy announcer but call in the next three minutes, and you will. 3. Receive a free special holiday gift from carol to you. Gather around kids and get real close to the set. Announcer this free dvd features three of carols hilarious merry christmas. Announcer heartwarming, never before released christmas shows. How about that . Isnt that groovy . Announcer and thats not all. You will also receive a collectible guest book with personal notes from carols famous friends and fans. Jack i dont go anywhere without your picture in my back pocket. Announcer and we are so convinced you will fall in love with the lost episodes, that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love the lost episodes, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. But wait, theres more. Call or visit our website for an amazing offer from carol and time life. Carol herself will sign a limited number of the lost epi