By Mick Lee (photo above: Jim Schulz/Chicago Zoological Society) Brookfield Zoo is giving you a chance to name a cockroach in honor of that un-special someone in your life! You'll be able to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach found inside Hamill Family Play Zoo after your ex (or anyone who may have wronged you) for Valentine's Day with a $15 donation. Your "Name a Cockroach After Your Ex" package includes: A Certificate of Naming that you can fill out and share with your ex or hang on your wall as a reminder that a cockroach now bears their name. A placement on the Cockroach Naming Board inside Hamill Family Play Zoo by the Madagascar hissing cockroaches (first names only). The board will be unveiled on February 14.