That you couldnt havE On NEtwork TElEvIsIOn. PEoplElE arE REalllly Tryg tO Do O SomEthIng advEnturou. [both gasp] Alall ChannElEl 7, ShamE E On. ThIs Is morErE a cElEbrbratIOn of C CulturE and opEnIng thE doors and allowIng amErIca to ComE On I InsIdE. ThErEs alwayS SomEthIng On tElEvIsIOn, and sosomE of It May B bE bEr than WE E dEsErvE. [laughs]s] that wasas cool. [d[dramatIc musIc] lIstEn to It. Oh [crowd chEErIng] ThEy Know whEn It hIts tHE Bottom, Itll bE 1990. GoodbyE to thE 80s In. All tEn, nInE. All EIght. EIEIght EIghtht EIght oh whEn ThE 90s bEgIn,Ear wErE startIng to sEE A Lolot of ExpErErImEntatIOn. [gununshots] all l [quIckly]y] sEvEn, sIsIx, four, ththrEE, two, OnE [chEErInIng] and d thE sImpsOns, I thInk, In n somE sEnsEsEs was InspIrEd by not nEcEssarIly a hatrEd of tElEvIsIsIOn but a dIstrurust of a lot of ThthE Ways In WhIchch TElEvIsIoIOn was talkIng toto us. Tv r rEspEcts mEmE. It l laughs wIthth mE, nOnot at mE. [laughIng]g] you stupId doh I thInk k thE SItcomoms Ofof ThE 80s. S. I I LovE You g guys. WErE such a sort of warm, safE humor. Ohohh, ohh. You sEE,E, thE kIds,s, thEy lIstEtEn to thEhE Rap MusIcIc whIch gIvEvEs thEm tHE BraIn n damagE. And I thInInk thErE waWs A a rEal yEarnrnIng for AnanothEr TypEpE of hum. [danny E Elfmans thE sImImpsOns thEmEmE] [all scrEaEamIng] wEwE wErE ablElE to spopoof fathErhrhood. Whwhat a bad f fat. WhIcIch, At THE E tImE and I strErEss at ThEhE TImE was bIllll cosby asas thE shInInIng ExamplEl. D dId you EvEr know that youourE my hErEro . ThE ststuff thEy g got away H BEbEcausE Itss a cartoOn. ThE E FathEr stranglIng thE chI. Why, Y You lIttlEE [gruntntIng] [chokIng]] wE arE goIoIng to KEEpEp Ong to strtrEngthEn ThE AmErIcan famIly to makE amErIcan famIlIEs a lot morE lIkE ThE WaltOns and a lot lEss lIkE thE sImpsOns. Huh . WE go to a complEtEly bIzarrE pErIod of tImE In 1992, whEn a a sIttIng prEsIdEnt nt Is r ragIng agaIaInst a sItct. [scrEams] ThEy HavE dEalt wIth polItIcs, ThEy HavE dEalt wIth popular culturE, thEyvE dEalt wIth all k kInds of IssuEuEs of racIsIsm, of s sExIsm. DOnt ask mE, Im M just a gI. [gIgglglEs] rIghght On. Say y It, sIstE. Itss not funnyny, bart. MIllllIOns of GIgIrls WIllll grow up T ThInkIng Ththat thIs IsIs thE rIghtht way to a act. ThEy h havE found d a way to talk about EvErythIng thats goIng On In our lIvEs ththrough thE E FIltEr of tHE E sImpsOns. ThEm ImmIgants, thEy want all tHE BEnEfIts of lIvIng In sprIngfIEld, but thEy aInt EvEn bothErEd to lEarn thEmsElf tHE E languagE. YEah, thosE arE Exactly My SEntImOnIEs. YEah, wEll [babblIng IncohErEntly] I thInk OnE of thE govErnIng thIngs thats HappEpEnIng WIwIth ThE SIsImpsOns Is a dIsIstrust of a anyOnE who tElls s us thatat WE Shouldld Trust Thm Anand doEsnt t Earn thAt T. Oh, and,d, uh, Ill takE that statuE of justIcE too. Sold anand whEn thEhEy makE fn of how fox works. MalE announcEr you arE watchIng fox. All wE arE watchIng fox. ThEyrE tEllIng you, dOnt trust us EIthEr. Eat myMy Shorts. All rIghght, Ill EaEat Eat your shorts . [chIldrEn lalaughIng] thE sImImpsOns Is lIkE shshakEspEarEE In thEhE SEnsE Thahat WE QuoE ThE S SImpsOns a all ThE TI, VEry OftftEn WIthoutut EvEn knOnowIng It. ExcEcEllEnt. I wIsh I c could CrEaEatE SomEthIhIng that c culturally y IndElIbl. Its UnlnlIkE AnythIhIng ElsE tvs EvEvEr wrought. T. TwIwIn pEaks s ShowEd P out Ofof NowhErE at ThEhE BEgInnIngng of thE dEd. And thE PIpIlot EpIsododE of tht was OnOnE of thE s strangEst and most E ExcItIng ththIns IIvE EvEr sEsEEn. DIananE, Im Att ThE TwInIn PEaks Couounty MorguE wIth ThEhE Body Of T thE vIctIm whatss hEr namE . E . Laura papalmEr. [g[gIrl scrEamamIng] It Was IncncrEdIblE. I mEan, justst how slowlwly In ThEhE BEgInnIngng thE nEwsws SprEad Araround ththIs lIttlE E Town thAt ThIs young, bEautIful GIrl Hadad dIEd. Laura and that HauntIng MumusIc was soso Dark And D so bEautIfI. ThEn n I saw your R SmIlE [dIaloguE E AudIo plays In r rEvErsE] what o On Earth Is EssEntIally a a Art FIlmm DoIng InIn prImEtImE E TElEvIs . AmErIcanan NEtwork T TElEvIsIn has s lOng bEEn n cOnsIdErEd ththE homE of f tHE Bland, tHE E cautIous, anand thE prEdEdIctablE. So It Wawas wIth SomomE TrEpIdan thAt ThE Abc NEtwork rEcEntly launchEd a nEw sErIEs that was nOnE of thosE thIngs. TwIn pEaks has alrEady bEEn dEscrIbEd bY OnE crItIc as, thE sErIEs that wIll changE tv. Its DIrEctEd By davId lynch. DavId lynch was a fIlmmakEr known for hIs TastE InIn tHE EccEnEntrIc and mEmorarablE. ThE IdEa that HE Would do NEtwork TElEvIsIOn In thE 90s Was crazy. Do youou Watch Mucuch of I . WEll, II I lIkE thE IdEa of tElEvIsIOn, but Im too busy to sEE vEry mucH Of It. And I what do you thInk of that whIch you do sEE On tElEvIsIOn . WEll, somE of It I you know, I rEally Enjoy. ArE you bEIng dIplomatIc . Sort of. [both laughIng] [scrEamIng] ThthE BEautIfuful thIng about T TElEvIsIOnOn Is, You HavE t thE chancEE tO D do a cOntInInuIng story. And thats thE maIn rEasOn, you knknow, for dodoIng It. I thInk thAt TwIn pEaks, wIth thE InItIal AttEntIOn Thatat It got, allowEd d all thE otothEr nEtws to s say, lEtEts dO SomEthIng dIffErEnt [EErIE musIc] whatat was IntErErEstIng about nnorthErn ExExposur It Was a an Odd Sortrt of unIvE thAt T thIs guy was dropoppEd I. ThE dayys comIng, and ItIt aInt gOnOnna bE lOn, whEn youou aInt EvEvEn GOnna havE to lElEavE your l lIvIng r. No mororE schools,s, no MorE E bodEgas, no morE tatabErnaclEs,s, no mororE cInEplExExEs, all rI . YourE g GOnna SnugglE up to your fIbEr optIcs, baby, anand blIss ouout. You alalso had ExpxpErImEntn Ththat SEt ThEhE StagE Foror T of What CacamE latEr. [marark snows thE xfIlEl] Its kInda hard to pIn down what Exactly thE xfIlEs Is. I mEan, OnOn thE surfafacE, Its a shohow about InvEstIgIgatIng paranormrmal actIvItItIEs. UnIdEntIfIfIEd flyIng g objE. I thInInk that fItIts thE E DEscrIptIoIOn prEtty w. TEllll mE Im crcrazy. MuldEr, yoyourE crazyz. [c[chucklEs] that dynamIcIc, thatat dramatIc C TEnsIOn Ofof BElIEvEr R vErsus SkEkEc IsIs OnE of HElp HElplp ThEyrrE Equals. YEahah, absolutEtEly. YEah, thEyrE Equals, and In a way, ThEyvE KInd of swItchEd gEndEr stErEotypEs. BEcausE thE charactEr I playmuldEr Is thE IntuItIvE OnE. ThE largrgE IntEstInInE. And scscully Is thE ratatIOnalIst, tHE E doctor. A lot of f folks who E End thE xfIlIlEs Who OthEhErwIsE DIdndnt Watchv MIghtvEvE bEEn Drawawn To ThE W by Itstsfor Lackck of a b bEttEr Way Y to put It ItIts StIckItIttothEmaman S that saId, DodOnt Trustt tHE E govErnmEntnt, dOnt trust bIg busInEss, dOnt trust anybody but yoursElf and your frIEnds and famIly, I guEss. Its a M MEssagE thatts SosomEwhat Darark and cynIn, bubut was kIndnd of a a brEatH Of F FrEsh aIrr In SEsEnsE ThthEsE SuccEsEssful CrEatats TryIyIng to sEE E how thEy cd do thIngs s DIffErEntt Ththan ThEy Hahad dOnE fIvE or r tEn yEars s ago. SomEmEtImEs thatat lEd to REy ChallEngInIng NEtwork K TElEvn ththat was cooool and fun n to. And d somEtImEs s It just sEsEEo fall off t ThE EdgE a a lIttlE. And l lEts bE cacarEl out ThErE E at ThEhE TImE, StEvEvEn Boo was a a vEry succEcEssful producEr of Hour Dramas and wantEd to try somEthIng brandnEw. ThIs I Is thE PolIlIcE WEwE havE a wawarrant for your arrEst hIt T It You HahavE tEn sEcEcOnds to opEn ThthIs Door and so h hIs IdEa was to c combInE a GrItItty Cop Shohow wIth a a broadWay Y musIcal. [hIphhop musIc]] I saw w OnE In whIhIch a Bh Ofof gangbangEgErs wErE InIn. And d thEy bEganan to sIng. LIfE E In thE hood aInt nOno 46 MIllIOn young souls arE callEd arE TurnIng out to bE KInd Of a hard sEll. In ThE 90s, what wE rEalIzEd Is, advErtIsErs would pay prEmIums for collEgEEducatEd young adults, 1849. And wE startEd rEInvEntIng nbc and tryIng to spEak to that auaudIEncE. [sIgIghs] whErE E Is somEOnEn . Im ststarvIng. ThInk ththIs Is hIm M rIght h. Oh. Uh, Is thErE a a TablE REaEa . ThE ChIhInEsE REstataurant was OnE E of thE vErEry, vEry F SEInfEld. And d truly, NotothIng HappEpd In t tHE EpIsodE. ThEy wErE E WaItIng Fofor a ta. [sIgIghs] I fEElEl lIkE justst walKIng G OvEr ThErErE and takIkIng somE fofood off ofof somEbodyys platE. WEwE saId to l larry davId, hEyEy, lIkE, nOnothIng Happpp Anand Larry wawas offEndEdE. [laughs] HE W was, lIkE, wIldly offff. Nbc bElIlIEvEd In ThthE Shw so thEy saId, wErE commIttIng to four EpIsodEs. YEs, yEah, rIght. Four EpIsodEs. 4normally Its 13 or 8 or somEthIng. YEs, at lEast. So wE dIdnt rEally thInk that ThEy Had too much cOnfIdEncE In thE show. WE dIdnt thInk It Would work. But t wE FElt Ththat ThEy Hahado through h thEIr PrococEss And ThthEy would l lEarn. And ulultImatEly, ThEy K knEw bEttErEr than wE d. Mymy mothEr caught. Caughtht y . DoIng what . Yoyou kn. I was alalo. ThThE TurnIng G PoInt for sEIEInfEld frorom, lI, nIcE Show W that all of thE c Cool PEoplElE kInda a Know Aboutut but Thatt Toto massIvE H HIt was ththE EpIsodEE CallEdEd thE cOntEst, whErErE thEy trIrIEd to abstsn from sElffplEasurE for as l lOng as posossIbl. All y yEah 6 6 30. TItImE for youour bath. GEororgE, Im huhungry Hang O On, ma. HaHang On. OncE Y You do 30 M mInutEs OnOn masturbatIOn, you coululd prEtty m much gEt t away wIth h anythIng. WEll, I guEss yoyoull bE goIng baback to thatat hospIt. WEwEll, my motothEr, jErryry. But ararE you StIlIll MaststEr of Yourur DomaIn . I am KIng G of thE couounty. ThE E WEEk AftErEr that aIr, pEopoplE wErE TatalkIng About T In tHE WorkplacE tHE EntIrE wEEk. ThEy stIll arE talkIng about It. 52 sEcOnds and two of thE grEatEst words In sItcocom hIstory. Y. Im m out. OnE of t thE Shorthahand DEscscrIptIOns O oF SEInfEl Is, you know, no hugs, no lEssosOns. [gasps]] lEts Push Itt a lIttlE furthEr than Itts EvEr bEEn pusushEd bEforErE. Whatss ThE MattEtEr WIth Yo . I ththInk thE BIbIg BrEakthrh Ofof sEInfEldld wawas thAt ThEhE CharactErEs WErErE not nIcE pEoplE. SomEOnOnE hElp Shut Up,p, you old B Bag thEy wErE E narcIssIstst. No vandElayay savE It ThthEy would s WIndnd FIrE pl] wEwE dOnt havavE to lovE. WE j just havE t to laugh At T. [laughIng]g] Im rEalllly. I I was In ThEhE Pool I was In t thE pool thE E IdEa of a a charactEr wIth d darkEr tEndndEncIEs. FIfIrE [allll scrEamIngng] GEgEt Out Of T tHE Way that w was so taboboo In tElElEvIsIOn cocomEdy. [sIghs] arEarErE You Aboutut dOnE . Oh, Im just gEttIng g warmEd up. WErE InIn ThE COnfIfInEs Ofof NEtwork T Tv wIth c commErcIalsls, wIthth stIll a L Lot of thIns that arErE vEry hIghghly struructurEd, and yEt t wErE ablElE to fInd s of p pushIng In n thosE bounund. No Soup P for you [snaps fIngErs] ItIt Took us t to a nEw lEll of comEdy,y, Anand It KInd D of dEfInEdEd, yEah, nbnbc, thursdaday nIgh, ththIs show, ExpEct t thE unExpEcEctEd. Can yoyou SIng ThEhE ThEmE Sog from chEErs . ChEErs, yEah. How doEs It Start . MakIng your way In your World Today oh, I cant do that. Go ahEad, go ahEad no, thats so corny. Go On. I know, I know. But Its cutE. ComE On, just sIng It. Okay. TakEs EvErythIng you got takIng a brEak from all your worrIEs surE can hElp a Lot Wouldnt you lIkE to gEt away . SomEtImEs you wanna go whErE EvErybody knows your NamE WEwE DEcIdEd T to End chE In thE 11t1th yEar. And d ovEr 93 mImIllIOn PEopE WatchEhEd thE fInanalE of ChEh Bubut Its a s PEoplE EvEvEry day. Yoyou pEoplE a arE as dEararE as My Own N famIly. WE had bEEn sEsErvIng fakE sududs forEvEr. R. It was tImE for EvErybybody to sIpIp. In facact, I was s SIppIng AlalOng wIth thEm. TImE goEoEs by so fast. PEpEoplE MovE E In and outt of Youour LIfE. You mumust nEvEr m mIss Anan OpportunInIty to t tEll thEsE E pEoplE how much t thEy mEan t to yo. WE hadad bEEn throrough so much totogEthEr. Yoyou SpEnd Ththat much TItE WIthth thE samE E SEt of pEop, It doEoEs bEcomE Y Your famIl. I I fEEl prEtttty lucky to havavE thE frIEIEnds I Do. YEah. I thInInk thE LEgagacy Ofof chEErs Is our nEEEEd to bElOng. Anand I thInk k thats WhahaE Asas AmErIcansns arE lOngIgIng. Good nIgIght, you guys. ThE fInal L ScEnE of chEEr was rEalally, whatat was samss REal FIrsrst . You can nEnEvEr bE unfnfaIl to your OnOnE, truE lovEvE. Im thE LuluckIEst SosOn of a bItItcH On Earth. And HIs RErEal FIrst L LE Wawas tHE Bar. [k[knock at door] sorrrry. WErrE closEd. Okay. LEts play show busInEss. As a young kId In clEvEland, I always knEw I would OnE Mtv GEnEratIOn Into a cOntEndEr for thE crown of latEnIght tElEvIsIOn. [audIEncE hootIng] yEs, yEs. Now, how comE how comE I DIdnt hEar all that woofIng goIng On . WhEn I would watch you too many whItE pEoplE, man. Johnny was tHE BIg dog. But I knEw EvErybody On thE PlanEt Wasnt watchIng hIm. And It dawnEd On mE that I could go many wEEks and not sEE a Motown Group On thE TOnIght Show. ArsEnIo hall has bEEn dubbEd thE prIncE of latE nIght. ThErE was a wholE world of talEnt That Had nEvEr, anand would nEnEvEr havE b b, On a any latEnInIght show. SItIttIng at hohomE watchIng ArsEnIo Hall 2 LIvE CrEw camE On and sang ME So Horny. Im gOnna say, oh, ME So Horny lIkE, I had nEvEr It Was lIkE thE SEx X pIstols. Id d nEvEr sEEnEn anythIng g l. It w was an ExplplosIOn In thE audIEncE. AInt no party lIkE a Thug LIfE Party hE appEalEd to a Black And WhItE young audIEncE. And It Was a much broadEr appEal than thE powErs that bE had EstImatEd. Raprap Is rEal bIg amOng our tEEns. Thats poEtry. Of coursE It Is. ThE poEtry of thE ghEtto. HavIng Maya AngElou On I mEan, whErE would You HavEvE sEEn hEr r othErwIsE . Paul LaurErEncE Dunbar In 1892 wrotE a poEm callEd a nEgro lovE sOng. It saId, sEEn my Lady HomE lasT NIght. Jump back, hOnEy, jump back. HEld hEr hand and squEEzEd It TIght. Jump back, hOnEy, jump back. HE dIdnt just havE black pEoplE On hIs s show. [audIEncE chEErIng] but If you wErE hIp, you wantEd to bE On arsEnIo. ThIsIs Is SomEththIng that I D a polItIcal analyst talkIng about rEcEntly. HE saId you KInd Of wErE I usEd tHE Word chIllIng out. HE saId you wErE pullIng back a lIttlE bIt. YouvE bEEn InstructEd not to say as mucH Or bE as outspokEn. No . I dOntIvE hEard that, but I nEvEr know who says It. I thInk Its wIshful thInkIng On thE part of somE pEoplE. [laughs] hmm. GuEss who suggEstEd to bIll tO Do thE ArsEnIo Hall show If you wanna gEt a Y YoungEr dE. HIhIll dog. [plalayIng HEarartbrEak Hot On saxophOnE] hE attractEd a lot of pEoplE who wErEnt fans bEforE thaT NIght. ThE 90s Was a glorIous momEnt for black tElEvIsIOn, bEcacausE You Sasaw thEsE rEprEsEsEntatIOnss that youdd nEvEr sEEEEn bEfor. [yoyo homE to B BElaIr Byj Jazzy JEffff thE frErEsh pr] thE E PrEmIsE of ThE E FrEsh PrInIncE wawas, ThIs KIkId comEs from p phIladElphIhIa. In wEst p phIladElphIhIa, Born Andnd raIsEd On thE plplayground I Is whE I spEnt t most of mymy days hIs mom sasays, Im g gOnnd You U to lIvE wIwIth your unu hEhE shows Up P At ThIs mamann In bEl a aIr, BasEsEball Cap O On backward, lIkE hE dodoEsnt EvEn know hohow to act In thIs EnvIrOnmEnt. [hIphop musIc] tHE Black producErs and dIrEctors and wrItErs wErE always playIng wIth thIs KInd Of FrEsh PrIncE at Its most trIumphant was whEn It Was showIng tHE Ways that bEIng black Is alwayays goIng toto bE a Prom No m mattEr whatat. VEhIhIclE rEgIststratIOn, plp. Just a sEc. But ThE ThIng Is, offIcEr, thIs Isnt my car. ThErEs tHE EpIsodE I rEmEmbEr whErE thEy gEt pullEd ovEr In a car. What . HEs gOnna tEll us to gEt out of thE car. You watch too much tv, wIll. GEt out of thE car. ThEy havE an IntEractIOn wIth a PolIcE OffIcEr that Is horrIblE and racIst In a lot of ways. And carltOn has thIs EpIphany about how MOnEy WOnt savE hIm. No map Is gOnna savE you. And nEIthEr Is your GlEE Club or your fancy BEl AIr AddrEss or who your daddy Is. causE whEn yourE drIvIng In a nIcE car In a strangE nEIghborhood, nOnE of that mattErs. ThEy Only sEE OnE thIng. THE WrItErs of thE FrEsh PrIncE of BEl AIr had a rEally hard task to approach thEsE topIcs wIth nuancE and wErE d doIng It Atat A ClIpt was s way ahEad of thEIr t tI. Now, d dOnt tououch that dI. WEwErE about t to FlIp ItIt Fu to OnE of thIs yEars most talkEd abouT Tv shows. It Is, as thEy say, On anothEr nEtworkfox. You can do what you wanna do In LIvIng Color [chEErs and applausE] ladIEs and gEntlEmEn, KEEnEn Ivory wayans. In lIvIng color was thE fIrst show that was crEatEd by, wrIttEn by, DIrEctEd By, starrIng an afrIcanamErIcan. Alall of thosEsE thIngs InIn. ThIs Is s morE a cElElEbratn of C CulturE anand an ExchahangE, you k k . UsuS Sort of O OpEnIng ThEhE s and allowIng amErIca to ComE On InsIdE. Yo, yo, yo, all you bad BargaIn HuntErs out thErE, wElcomE to. Both thE homEboy shoppIng nEtwork. A lot of What ThEy dId On In LIvIng Color was tryIyIng to takEkE thE ststErEotypEs or thE mIspErcEptIOns about what black mEn arE and Turn thEm upsIdE down. Not Only wIll you gEt, lIkE, all thE CablE StatIOns out thErE. But youll bE ablE to talk dIrEctly to thE astrOnauts. It brought thIs smart, vEry cOntrovErsIal comEdy that blackck folks had nEvEr r sEEn bEfororE Thatat CEntErEd D around ththEIr LIfE E ExpErIEncEsE. Who arE you . I am thE mInIstEr louIs farrakhan. [dramatIc fanfarE] afrIcanamErIcans composEd 25 of foxs markEt. Alalways gEt t trappEd In n ar wIth somEbEbody namEd d bob. [mockIng tOnE] hEy, lIstEn, martIn, I just saw Boyz N thE hood, all rIght . I dIdnt know, martIn. I dIdnt know. And ThEy KnEw thAt ThEy nEEdEd to capturE thIs audIEncE to grow. WEll, I guEss you thInk you smart and cool. But If you thInk you gEttIn a job hErE, you a damn fool. Now gEt up out my offIcE. So thEy basIcally gavE tHE Black CrEators FrEEdom to, yoyou know, do whatEtEvEr you wawant. Just gEt thE audIEncE. On tHE Www. Wb tHE Wb and upn took that cOncEpt from fox. Your shoululdErs arE H Har than chEapap brEast ImImplant. GoIng aftEr thIs undErsErvEd audIEncE of urban mInorIty vIEwErs and rEally ran wIth It. Im a NEwwmIllEnnIumum N Whwho wIll notot bE dEfInEd by t tradItIOnalal fEmalE ror, okokay . A a lot of ThEhE NEtworkss buIlt t thEmsElvEs Up PartIally y On afrIcananamErIn vIEwErs. S. S shakE It Toto tHE East, shakE It To tHE WEst thE afrIcanamErIcan shows IndExEd lowEr In TErms O of housEholold Inco. What . So ovEr thE coursE of thE dEcadE, thE nEtworks startEd to movE away from thosE shows. I dOnt know about you pEoplE, but Ill bE damnEd If Im gOnna lEt thEm dEstroy my nEIghborhood. Black crEators fElt usEd and abusEd. You madE your mOnEy, you know, you buIlt your audIEncE On us, and now, you know, yourE dOnE. ThE followIng movIE Is ratEd r. In 1990, 91, thErE was not a wholE lot of OrIgInal ProgrammIng for cablE. But thEy wErE aIrIng movIEs. So wE nEEdEd to compEtE, and I FElt That If wE dIdnt, wE wErE E gOnna, youou know, kInda gEt t swEpt out. T. Oh you sosOn of a BItIt HEhEy and so I I camE Up W wIth thE notIOnOn of doIng g a copw that was r rratEd. WhEn abcs broadcast standards rEad our scrIpt, thEy wEnt bErsErk. [sExy jazzzzy musIc] whoa, oh,h, ohh I was sIttttIng wIwIth a pad a and a pEncI, DrdrawIng PIctcturEs of brbrEs to try to O Show ThEmm what w wE would shshow anand what wE E Wouldnt S. [l[laughtEr] I havE g grownups sIsIttIng In a a room, you know, doodlIng. 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