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Im Kenan Thompson and for Roy Wood Jr. In the news this week, at a Town Hall with oprah, Kamala Harris said that if someone breaks into her house, they getting shot which is probably why her husband enters the house like this hey, its done building for the Hbo Reboot of Harry Potter especially now that they found there hagrid, we get up pairing get your fat and sat of the counts please join me in welcoming our team captains. Ever referred tonight hes a former congressman from pennsylvania and a moderate republican, which means the only hates women a little bit michel, shes a Writer And Comedian who just shot her new netflix special. Look forward in 2025 and fun Fact Orson welles named his sled after her. Its rose, Bud Baker biggest stories of the week. Heres, tonights first game, and pristine, youre going to be up first. Ill show you a Clip Package representing major News Story from the past week. And youll tell me whats the story . Heres the clip all right, so we got a tinfoil hat man. Hes too ohio, and we got a sexy cat though police oh, this i think is referencing the story of all of the Bomb Threats that were called into various places in ohio because of the very dangerous rhetoric. Theyre eating the dogs, eating The Cats. Youre clothes, and correct . Springfield, ohio, sleepy little town. I get flipped, turned upside down ever since Donald Trump repeated the lie about haitian immigrants eating pets. And last Weeks President ial debate, theyre eating the Dogs Springfield has been the target of over 30 Bomb Threats including Bomb Threats called into Schools Unit Varsity city buildings and hospitals. The fallout forced ohio governor Mike Dewine to rebuke the story on national tv. How did the governor can characterize the story . Bad would be crazy if the governor went on tv. Man are eating cats and dogs. You dont say that heres how Governor Dewine characterize the story. Okay. Theres a lot of garbage on the Internet Kind of a redundancy in my opinion it is the internet its like when you say atM Machine, the M Means machine, you dont have to say be better to say it was a little bit of internet on this garbage j. D. Vance, who is from ohio has refused to back down from his false claims how did he justify continuing to spread a fake story . He likes to lie he said he wanted to create a new story. Or narrative. Heres how vance defended his lies. If i have to create stories so that the american media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people. Then thats what im going to do. Dana to create a false story thats called a lie do you knowingly doing relied on the story of one constituent who filed a Police Report about her missing cat to back up their line, does anybody know the missing Cats Name . It would be best if The Cat was named dinner, that would actually make a story that missing Cats Name is miss Sassy Richard here earning her name does anyone know what really happened yet to miss sassy . Now, you can tell when you look at that picture, miss sassy, that their house is filthy, nasty and it becomes very easy to understand why there was in the Fec And Basement street journal, miss sassy returned a few days later found safe in her own base like, wheres my cat . It has to be those about lack as neighbors like congressman charlie, when did the lies turn . Because normally american people count on the politicians to create the lie that we all follow. But now j. D. Vance is allowing to constituents create the lie that he its like if The Rat played the flute for the Pied Piper theres a great disconnection between the between the truth these days in dc, its really sad. I dont know how you fix it, but if people dont agree on facts anymore, its hard to have a conversation on a serious issue. I disagree. See that today . According to a recent yougov poll, 52 of likely 2024 trump voters believed that the claim is definitely, or probably true, but we are probably are two very different things we also found out this week that at least one haitian immigrant has a Highprofile Job that President Trump might be interested in. Who is it and what is the Job Lawyer . Hes a us attorney whos investigating. You guys like googling over there attorney. Hes correct points the teaM Member immigrant within important job as Florida Prosecutor Markenzy Lapointe Lapointe is not only the first Haitian Born us attorney, he also just happens to be overseeing the case of trumps wouldbe assassin. Thats right yeah this haitian is going to hammer this case if he can put them cat sandwiches down people. I love you. I dont want to be there was just a joke. I love you now, ohio Law Enforcement their focus has been on all of the craziness thats been happening in springfield, which means theyre late to respond to real problems within the state. The resources are imbalanced, so what was the real problem outside of cleveland this week . And does anybody know what serious problem im talking about . Because it involves fentanyl. Everything involves fentanyl at this point. Heres the real ohio crime story. We should have been focusing on this week. Okay, heres something you dont see every day and eightyearold girl drove 11 miles, eight or Mothers Car to go shopping at a Target Store outside of cleveland, drive a Call Police after watching her swerve you see in and out of the lanes. She did admit to hitting a mailbox, but she wont face any Charges Fentanyl was involved. That we know about bombs point. Do you know what the police found her doing . Fentanyl again know what the Beliefs Founder doing at the target playing Candy Crush . Final answer when they girl was located by the police the eightyearold was reportedly enjoying a frappuccino miion. This child calls their mom by her first name absolutely. Okay. So in conclusion, the fake story about legal immigrants cause chaos in springfield. It was debunked by the governor, but trump voters dont care. And miss sassy The Cat is really that ditch Rose Byrne im going to play a clip. Its going to be from the news this week, you watched a clip and you tell me what the story already. Theres an elephant thats a donkey the caution know, yep i know tension a little baby boyds nice the Senate Inability to pass this because i know this is going to be an Ivf Question and i dont know the answer to this does the f in Ivf Stand for fentanyl mean, they gave it to you at The End did you have any yeah yeah, i did Ivf Fentanyl at The End as a tree. Okay. You had a baby ivy. Have you didnt have to Fentanyl Aviv . I did ivf and then i got a baby after ivf, which was a real waste to 20 K, but yeah, this is such a Man Question Number about to ask used to pay for ivf dont work and they just it worked it worked. So we got embryos from it. Then i got pregnant naturally oh, youre like fuck these embryolike 20 K down the drain. We can save, but also, ive got the embryos and then if she acts up, i can be like, hey okay, this photo of the embryo on the wall and the Childs Room like youre right, that footage is essentially the story of the Senates Inability to pass an Ivf Protection Bill for the second time this year . Republicans shut down the democrats attempt to pass legislation that would guarantee federal protections for in vitro fertilization. I just dont get it. Do you want us to have the babies or not . The babies . And we get that shots and we make the a babys or no babies are babies, but we want theM Made in the right way and thats what happens in washington an issue where people supposedly agree on, youll bring up some Side Issue to say, well, this is going to derail the whole thing thats really not central to the main, main point, unsurprisingly, 62 of american support protecting ivf, including a majority of republican voters but gop senators say the bill was only presented as a show vote. It was simply an attempt by democrats to try and create a political issue where there isnt one. I think there is a political issue there am i mistaken . I mean, the whole abortion thing, it was predicated on its a baby at the point of inception. So that is the objection with ivf. If you believe that life begins at conception, you really cannot support ivf. Thats the challenge and there are some who cant reconcile that because youre going to have to create embryos. Youre gonna lose embryos in the process. And if you think an embryo was a Human Being that has all the rights of people like us, well then its kind of hard to support. Ive yes, i support ivf. I expanded it for the va when i was running the appropriations here in the not in office i dont want people think planning for here how often people having babies. Okay even stranger as the republican vote against protecting ivf also goes against President Trump does anyone know how President Trump described himself on the issue of ivf . Hes for it, and he and he wants it to be mandated Insurance Coverage would be free for people who seek it you still be reading the paper every day as i read, i am a News Junkie that its not that no. Yeah. Heres trumps position i have been a leader on fertilization, ivf do know that hes a leader and fertilization. We do know that can anyone tell me why he has this position . On ivf because thats what came to mind at the moment that someone asked him about it lets hear why trump supports ivf because we want more babies to put it very nicely well, at least we know why melania is hiding to put it nicely somehow that made it so not nice dropped at milan musk, men keep running her mouth on what makes a good mom, but this week, what female politician took a swipe at Vice President harris for being a stepmom somehow 000 Wait I. Can help you with this. You can i can you because i feel like its right on the tip of your tongue. You want initials. What do you want . How do i help you . How do i help you . Help me, help . Are you have the answer . I do. Okay. Just say, Sarah Huckabee sanders Sarah Huckabee sanders to say something worse, it can be hes going to yeah. Well, saying her name isnt a bad thing. He has like say it three times because like a drooping the answer is Sarah Huckabee sanders. Lets see what she said at a Trump Rally in arkansas this week so my kids keep me humble unfortunately Kamala Harris doesnt have anything keeping her humble. I think what Sarah Huckabee sanders said about Kamala Harris is not a fair assertion to say that she has No One at home to keep her humble is not true when she has this person hey Sanders Kids said to help keep her humble, were voting democrat suffer . Take your target. Im back Sarah Huckabee Sanders Kids keep her humble my sweet daughter reaches up, pats my shoulder and says, its ok, mommy, one day you can be pretty too eyes imagine saying that to your Mother Car on my way to target you, say that once i feel like i could play Sarah Huckabee sanders in the Movie Version of Sarah Huckabee sanders time i see her, i think my god, i looked just like her. Do you think Sarah Huckabee sanders was like a yes to fight version of Tom Brady think Tom Brady like that at all this is the kind of astute political analysis that got you elected 13 times yeah now, 13 times undefeated and unindicted and retired Police Petition like the measure of whether or not you succeeded. Its just whether or not you went to jail do you have any votes that you regret . You know, early in my career i voted against Marriage Equality and i corrected myself later in life, but i was that was one i, married a man i did not i did not. But but i dont and when Gas Team my dues republicans and democrats need to quit juggling other peoples eggs because somethings going to break and governor sanders, daughter needs to sign up for a Roast Battle were going to take a quick break and come right back, but warm it up the Task Butter to give michael an embryo of his own pushing the limits of what is capable ready to share the world, how good i am. 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Com if you or a Loved One have mesothelial will send you a free book to answer questions you may have call now and well come to you 800 a31, 3,700 its time now for the offender meter. Heres how it works. This is the offender needed the index of everyone whos made people mad this week teams have to tell us whos the offender, what they did and who they offended. Lets get to it and bring charlie. This is your Offender Everyone by hitting this note he is the Eu Tenant Governor of North Carolina, Mark Robinson. Yeah. Points time in the shows extremely long history, we have someone on the Offensive Meter two weeks in a row unprecedented. Republican nominee for governor of North Carolina, Mark Robinson, seen here telling Steve Urkel to get out of his House Robinson offend . Me news robinson, defendant pretty much everybody. Cnn first reported on thursday that over a decade ago, robinson made comments on a Porn Site in which he referred to himself as a black nazi and expressed support for Reinstating Slavery now, whats cool is know how slavery works because you you, those Build A House by yourself im not going to say that this is a plot by the democrats to derail Mark Robinsons campaign. But looking at some of the stuff that hes alleged to have been commenting on on the Porn Site. All of it didnt feel like Stuff A Black Dude would say some of the verbiage. It does feel like i wonder. Ryder would say to be when a white person pretends have black people vandalized, they put blanche rule have a guest to the name of the Pornographic Whip . Site where Mark Robinson was so active say it pornhub know. That would be normal morning new Africa Website will Mark Robinson said all this crazy was Nude Africa and check out their logo. Look at this the worlds most Amateur Black Site the world by imagery, fonts you know, be fair, be fair. That was Cutting Edge comics and font in late 90s when i was a kid, nude, africa was National Geographic like that never look at National Geographic that past is foreign or we were kids, right ill say this, whatever you say on a Porn Site comment room, you meant that that post orgasm clarity. He was telling the Truth Michael and rosebud. Lets see your offender out. Well, thats mrbeast. Yes oh, i thought that was one of the minions. I that is popular youtuber jimmy donaldson, better known as mr. Bsw. Okay did mr. Beast offend your Magneto Mr. Be offended five contestants so if its upcoming Reality Competition Show beast games who are suing him and amazon with allegations of Sexual Harassment and chronic mistreatment. Its been a great week for dudes. Yeah yeah. Thats what mr. Boost does, man, these wow, graham videos that get a lot of didnt he give if people say he did water in africa, but he also makes crazy wacky videos to this, which explains his new youtube video. You wont believe what happened when i was sexually harassed and chronically mistreated People Number eight will shock you mr. Obese announced that hes teaming up with Logan Paul to launch a competitor to lunchables oh, well, you cant do that the same week that you get sexual misconduct. One downside. I do think though that if youre purchasing a premade lunchable froM Mr. Be son logan, paul, is that it . Automatically triggers a call it a child protective Service Number 7,000 points team, michael, you went to Life Don Membership to Nude Africa. Congratulations its time now for missing words, captains, im going to give you a team some recent News Headlines with keywords, get out and youll well have to fill in the blank and give us the full story. Its going to be blank as Hill Mychael and rosebud. Heres your headline. Candidate. Blanks during live Tv Debate if its not dies it ought to be the answer is hits opponent with chair for mayor of Sao Paolo well turn violent last sunday when jose luis Detainer Hit his opponent, pablo marsal, with a chair said, my Name Professor send my love why we need a second debate and were not going to make them do anything, but everyones chair will be a Folding Chair be there. And bring charlie heres your next headline. Rare smelly blank wins New Zealand blank of the Year Contests far farc final answer the correct answer is rare, smelly penguin winds, new Zealand Bird of the Year Contest did not think you were gonna Say Penguin this years New Zealand berta, the Year Contest price was taken home by The Endangered hoy, hoping one whose name means noise shelter. And of course, this years american bird of the year was once again a Pigeon Stuck at the Southwest Terminal at newark international thats what it is. Whoa, whoa, penguin, the Noise Shout not to be confused with the rare american Noise Chowder being gained ending game of that on Nude Africa arose, but heres your headline. The apprentice producers were shot by trumps blank intellect that is not a euphemism. I say smell. You know, youre both right points why answer is The Apprentice producers were shot by trumps musty Carpet Producers was shot by the sorry, state of Trump Tower when they visited saying that there was a musty Carpet Odor that followed them like an Invisible Cloud i think this does begged the question now, does the musty carpet matched the musty drapes Roy Roy this is asking, i cant ask the question. Wants to join roy points, can either team tell me how never trump republican Adam Kinzinger described trumps personal odor on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this month old Food Food is a good guess. I can call at right now. Hes at myself. Oh, bragg and hes my buddy a, lifeline on this show heres what adam said on Jimmy Kimmel about trumps older so if you take like armpits, catchup, makeup, and a little but its probably like and a little been how did he get that close . Ive been close to trump. I didnt smell anything. I mean, weve gotten bad argument, but i have covid at the time. No membrane. Charlie is your headline blank plummets during president ial debate. Wait. Oh, i havent Blood Pressure know that went the other way. No the answer is porn traffic plummets during president ial debate . Yes. Because it was a very sexy debate. You didnt but was Mark Robinson watch the debate on the floor . Off to the all of them according to pornhub a site of math familiar with they say that traffic was down 14. 8 on average across the country during the debate, which makes sense because if you went to watch an old man getting spanked debate was porn youre in the step moms. Oh wow hubs, data first all got shot up to Porn Pornhub Foot laying out the data in which a way to make it look like, you know, their data is dripping down the wall as the debate ends people go right back to pornhub, their life ive, ive taken as much of a break as i can i need to get back to war so we know that it was at its lowest at 9 36. Heres the question. What were the candidates discussing at that exact moment that was so interesting that americans briefly stopped masturbating to get cats and dogs eating cats and dogs . Cats, dogs. Okay. At 9 36 when Pornhub Traffic was at its lowest, Vice President harris was talking about Trumps Court cases. And her plan for the Housing Shortage. Yeah, that that is not going to improve anybodys libido. I mean, what is it about the Housing Crisis that makes people just like put down to lotion because theyre sad most people feel like they will never be able to afford a house of fec and blows it makes it really hard to get it up but if we havent learned anything from pornography, we know that theres a Housing Shortage thats why theres so many young land forced to move in with their buster young stepmothers words Zealand Bird of the year. Lets go to Commercial Break, go talk Commercial Break didnt ship back like this and watch oprah he shot like that this show was the highest rated who wouldnt be show of all time all these years later, were still talking about it over really opened the door for us to have discussions about way in a way that we had not before. Added this confessional intimate aspects, making television feel like a french tv on the edge, moments that shaped our culture. Next sunday at nine nine on cnn. 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Jerry garcia doesnt use conditioner, is im going to say when its paltrow doesnt own a gun wow, thats a got them things are, you know, she got she had to deal with joe leans used by the shooter all three are like entertainers are musicians, and ones a pall, Yeah Paul and ill say about, you say, how attentions call each other. Paul heard it live when people call us. I guess i know this is a sincere guess. I dont know if its correct. Jerry garcia, cherry garcia, the Ice Cream Flavor. I know there was some Kamala Harris Ice Cream Flavor by ben and jerrys. And i feel like if Dolly Parton doesnt have an Ice Cream Flavor named after her somebodys going to jail because she should and when it counts or doesnt eat so she wouldnt have am i in the right ballpark thats the nail on the head important well, i jerry, garcia all have inspired their own Ice Cream Flavors, while Gwyneth Paltrow has inspired a candle that smells like her, right . Guess we should all be glad that Gwyneth Paltrow did not do Ice Cream would probably tastes like Rose Quartz because shes always wyneth paltrows bestselling candle is called. This smells like my and if youre wondering who would buy a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrows surprise Elton John thats the only person i would guess. Yeah. It makes that math doesnt Add Up for me. Ill be honest. Thats your fellow mathematician. I would like to agree lets people who care about what someones smells like. Dead or alive. I, Elton John is underestimating gay Mens Love of camp and i think this is the campion makes perfect sense. Lets just assume Elton John is gay dont know if i want Elton John don would have gwyneth Paltrow Candle because it i still like listening the candle and the when new Meaning Roy about for like curious to know how like curious works. Both teams get three biographical details about a public figure, but only one of them is true. Your team has to guess which Fun Fact is the truth . And which are dirty, filthy lives. Lets get started. First up, political Commentator Van jones three facts about van jones. He was once rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian hes appeared as a newscaster and the dark knight rises. He once performed the Heimlich Maneuver On Mike Huckabee which one is the truth . My strategy for this is always the same. Its just whichever one i want to be true thats what i go with. So i want him to have given the heisman im like to Mike Huckabee. I want that more than anything. Number one, the answer is vance was once rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian met at a criminal Justice Reform summon any helped her out when she was getting our law degrees. So people thought they were hooking up, but they put the rumors to bit when kim guessed it on his podcast, were van called the experience the best rumor ever . And kim called it funny Kim Kardashian has a law degree. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didnt know that but for her to come back to Law School about 78 years ago and then fault for the advocacy your friend wrongly convicted black Women In Prison when she passed the bar as far as i know, if not, she bought the Bars Money they were doing a lot of criminal Justice Reform and then they met together as you do in any romcom at a criminal Justice Summit yeah. Excuse me . Couldnt help but notice you over there fighting for justice facts about outright internet person, Laura Loomer. Oh my god. Ill facts she audition for American Idol threetime . Yes yes. 100 suspended for trying to start a pro Isis Club she has a hello kitty tattoo, which one is the truth of 100 okay, so what we know about Laura Loomer is shes a virulent islamophobia, so we know its not number two, shes been banned from uber and from lift for being islamophobia, looking too much like Marilyn Manson so its between one and three i dont know. Im going to want to know what kind of tattoos she has on her body. If you dont want to know what kind of tattoos she has on her body. Do not buy her scented candle wait, im going to say she does have a great personality for reality television. Im going to say audition for American Idol three times. The answer is, she tried to start a pro Isis Club in college. This is true. This is true. Job in 2015, Laura Loomer tried to start an Isis Club at her school, barry university. It was all a stunt debate. The libs, but instead, The School suspended her for creating a hostile environment thats not how loomer i know creating a hostile environment, hostile environment also will the name of Laura Loomers Pinterest Board facts about supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts. Effects are he has a no Handshake Policy he played Peppermint Patty in his high School Production of Euro Good Man charlie brown his favorite candy is great skittles. My dad and his dad both worked at bethlehem steel plant. Definitely pennsylvania. And the planet we all we all know did i cant great scale it sounds a little spicy for John Roberts achieved supreme Court Justice for sure is like even like the almond joy, or maybe a watch him a call it. I like the John Roberts when hes going crazy, just reaches for a watch him a call, and he goes like, they just kind of sassy about his case yes. She got to watch him and modi great schools, got to pick one. Im going to say Peppermint Patty. Okay. Kovr. We will say grape skittles. Chief justice John Roberts played Peppermint Patty in his high School Production of europe, good man, charlie brown justice. Roberts attendant the all boys, La Lumiere School in indiana, where he put on sandals to play americas eighth favorite peanut character Peppermint Patty. I think i know why they cast him as Peppermint Patty. You got to see him in High School pretty good. Thats incredible. Bonus points. If anybody can tell me which current supreme Court Justice Plate Franklin and a blade curious. 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