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Ill wait to answer that question until somebody answers a bigger one. Why do police keep shooting unarmed black people . Class is in session. This is the fightly show. Ed the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Larry, Larry Larry Larry, Larry Larry Larry welcome to the nightly show please please be seated. Thats a great crowd. Everybody tonight has a superhero. I am i meant a superpower thats right. We do our little inside jokes at the beginningment but i am larry we have a great show ed helms and rabber big k. R. I. T. Join me on the panel tonight. cheers and applause but weve got a lot of important stuff to talk about. By now you have probably heard about yesterdays big news out of cincinnati. This white Police Officer has now been indicted for the murder of an unarmed black man. Ray tensing the now fired university of cincinnati Police Officer has been indicted by an ohio grand jury on murder charges. Larry hold on one second. Can you show me the way cnn introduced us to that murder victim. Is that his mug shot . This guy was just killed by the other guy and you put their two mug shotsing to like theyre a bank robbing team . I mean i get t he may have had a record but you know what victim means right cnn . Well look they subsequently slowed other pictures of the guy. But i tell you what let me ask you a question, if i ever get shot by the cops cnn please use a picture of me with my kids. I dont want to be remembered by the one time i went on that cooking meth bender with nick nolte. That would be horrible. It would be horrible. cheers and applause i did that one time now guys i know weve reported on these types of stories a lot. And if it feels like the nightly show is getting a little repetitive. I agree. At this point my writing stach just has to fill in the names. They barely even show up to work any more. And i will be honest with you, i dont want to keep talking about these incidents am but they keep happening. I mean if i had my way this show would just be Larry Wilmore talks about his favorite Battlestar Galactica episodes for a half hour every night. Thats it. Thats it. So what happened. How did this escalate to the point where a man is dead . Cnn im going to give you another chance here shed some light on this for us. An officer can order someone out of a car for just a valid traffic stop. I would argue that right up until that exit order hes probably acting constitutionally. And then of course he pulls his gun and he shoots him. Larry oh right that little debail detail. I think the keen judicial eye to see it but yeah were like 95 sure the part where it all goes wrong is the shooting in the face. So it is all going according to a familiar script so far. But there is Something Different about this story. Here is Hamilton County prosecutor joe deters yesterday. Its just senseless. This is the most assinine act ive ever seen a Police Officer make. This is without question a murder. Im treating him like a murderer. Larry whooo cheers and applause yes oh my god lam the cop who murdered the guy is actually getting treated like a murderer . [bleep] man this is strange i dont know what it is. It is like the cops are engaged in some dark game of trivial pursuit with black people or something. I mean sandra bland pulled over for not using a blinker ends up dead. Eric garner solds cigarettes ens up dedz walter scott broken taillight dead michael brown, j walking dead. And what really takes it to the neck level n this cincinnati case is when you start to look at how this could have played out. And one of the most concerning things is this Police Incident report from the university of cincinnati taken shortly after this all happened. And it says that the officer tensing says that he was being dragged by the car as the driver was taking off. And that he was almost killed and run over by the driver of the honda. Larry well that sounds ternlt, of course thats just what he said. Hold on. Does anyone else core rob raising this. Two ferr two officers that arrived at the scene seem to could be rohr corroborate that in their statements. Okay. Hold on hold on. This is pretty well corroborated you guys. Is there anything out there that can uncorroborate all this corroboration. The fact is prosecuting Attorney Says there is nothing in that video schshows that at all. Larry oh theres a video. Well lets just see what this video has to say. I mean not like all videos are incident right . You know video did kill the radio star, you know that. Several more times tensing asked dubose for his licence and then something happened. Okay. I have to figure out if you have a licence. Go ahead and take your seat belt off. Go ahead and take your seat belt off. Stop stop. Less than two minutes after tensing approached tensing fires a single shot hitting dubose in the head killing dubose as the car starts to move. Tensing chases after the car and another officer arrives. Larry okay so, basically mother [bleep] you just lied. Okay. Thats what happened. applause larry its that simple. Its really that simple. And then your buddies covered up your lie. This is what is so [bleep] infuriateing to me. And this isnt the first time a black man has died at the hands of the university of Cincinnati Police department it is just the first time it was caught on body cam. And i know there was a debate about body camera but im pro gopro all right . Right . If this hadnt been captured on camera Samuel Dubose would still be dead ray tensesing would still be on the street and this episode of the nightly show would all be about bsg and bloomer and you would be like no man who is going to command the fleet now. Case closed bad guy is hine bars. County prosecutor joe dieterters put it death. Purposeful killing of another that is what makes it murder. He purposefully killed him. Larry wow. That is very strong language. And you know a lot of people in the black community were surprised with how forthright this prosecutor was. They are not used to hearing officials talk like that. Actually theyre not using to hearing this official talk like that. Because just recently he sounded like this. Heres how prosecutor deters described a group of africanamericans who allegedly beat up a white man quote they will hurt you. They will hurt your grandma. The root cause of this is there is no discipline in the home. They dont go to school you know they live off the government. No personal accountability. They just beat people up and for no reason. Larry now he said this last month, not years ago when racism was cool. Now look when this is how you talk about an entire community that you are supposed to be working with when you paint them as they and you talk about them like they are less than human is it any wonder that it has lead to incidents like this in that very community. I mean seriously did we learn nothing from battle star galactica . Well be right back. Whats the most awarded car company of the year . Ranking from top to bottom. Luxury cars just seem like they would be top awarded. Yeah. There better be some awards behind what you are paying for right . The final answer. Chevrolet is the most awarded car company of the year. Really . I was just surprised. Im interested to learn more about chevy. Lets check out these 2015 chevys. Its like a luxury car. I was shocked. I mean, this is chevy . Youre all excited to book that vacation flight. Plenty of seats to choose from right . Buuut the minute you try to use reward miles from your Airline Credit card. Its slim pickins the flights you want sorry, they ask for a ridiculous number of miles. Time to switch to the capital one venture card. With venture, youll earn unlimited double miles. And using those miles is easy. Just book any flight you want, on any airline. Then use your miles to cover the cost. No blackout dates. Whats in your wallet . Hey, welcome back. Another disturbing detail about this killing in cincinnati is that officer tense saying campus cop so why was he packing heat . Yooferted of cincinnati campus Police Officers arent even allowed to carry tasers after an officer killed a student. So the guys that cant be trusted with tarss get guns . If you guys can keep a gun but were confiscating your ball point pens. You could hurt somebody with those bad boys. Another troubling aspect is that this shooting didnt even take place on campus. Sam dubose was shot about a half mile away. How is stopping and shooting a 43yearold man nearly a half mile off campus within the job purview of a campus Police Officer . The good News University of cincinnati says santa ono by the way laughter no, no i just never have been more conflicted about a name in my life okay. Now because on the one hand it represents the person who ing weres joy to millions of children throughout the world. But on the other its the villainess who destroyed the beatles thats all. As a beatles fan applause larry oh my god yoko fans. Anyway president ono announced University Police will no longer be able to operate off campus. Problem solved . Ono. At 81 of colleges officers have offcampus jurisdiction 81 . That doesnt seem right okay so here to talk about this issue of jurisdiction is our own mark yard. Welcome to the show. Thanks for coming mike. Glad to be here what. Reporter the shooting took place a half mile off campus how large is the jurisdiction of these officers. Well larry you got to understand, if you are a cop your jurisdiction is pretty much anyplace you see a black guy really. If you could if you would pull up a map on the screen i could show you exactly hes got a weapon hes got a weapon im going to need back up am you have a weapon i got a barrel roll. Yeah. Wow wow, that was one sorry ass barrel roll. Drop your weapon drop your weapon its not a weaponment i got it at staples yo the suspect has been neutrallized. What do we have here some kind of disco party. Who are you . Campus police lam university of south northern Florida State of jacksonville thats where i am. A great school. That is not even what are you even doing here. My is the entire eastern seaboard and now also cuba because of obama. Larry oh okay. But thats insane. You are Campus Police too. Yeah. University of northern texas at galveston state college. Hook em horn. Enough chatter you down on the ground down on the ground. Larry hold on, hold on. Whoa whoa my gosh he came at you with super im pretty sure he has pt pcp. Maybe a little grass but not pcp. I going go to take the shot. Take the shot larry calm down calm down. You guys dont belong here. Listen to me. Breathe regularly. You are Campus Police. Campus. Wait wait. That is not enough bullets. Larry you are supposed to police on your campuses thats t you guys thats it like stolen textbook underage drinking maybe unlawful bicycle you know what i am saying that is your job. Sorry. I guess maybe we got a little carried away. Larry yeah. That happened pretty fast. Hey no harm done. True. Larry well maybe a little harm done. A lot of it just seem good thing we werent wearing those body cameras. Larry actually youre on television right now. To the good. You know, larry after these guys im out of here im done. Suspect is fleeing. Im not fleeing guys. I know how to do my job. I will barrel roll yeah. What is wrong with you barrel roll you did it. Larry well be right back. 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Ed helms. cheers and applause larry so weve been talking a lot on the show recently about the Confederate Flag when they came down and some of the other lets just say historical symbols that are in the south. That maybe have stayed around a little too long. But heres what is going on i wanted to talk about. So one of the latest trends are people are having weddings that theyre holding at like southern plantations okay. Yes, you know, the ones that you here is one it looks very nice. Oh. Larry nice. One more oh. Very nice. Okay. Should we be mad at this . I was mad before i saw the pictures. And those pictures are beautiful. Its true. Its true. What kind of evil people could get married on plantations. And then you see the pictures and youre like oh thats nice thats nice. How could you promote that you come to this beautiful place that we have it is nice but is it extreme wedding like i should have thought this is a plantation site so you should definitely check this out it is amazing. The beautiful backdrop we cant let you go into it all. Larry here is where the bride gets dressed in the slaves quarters. I mean. Is it really. It is a wonderful place to get married if you are a virulent racist or someone with, who is totally a pathetic about American History right. Larry but is it the buildings fault . When you think of it. Like the has to be Cornell Sanders great great. Colonel sanders great niece he was a virulent racist. No just a plantation aspect i dont know. Im very it sounds like it has to be that. This sounds like were starting a Colonel Sanders conspiracy that i im way behind. It may be true. Well i just feel like if you are going to let people do t you should have a caveat right so if you get married at a plantation then your wedding has to end like the last scene in djando right, then its okay its all even. Larry that sounds likes very nice wedding. Youre from mississippi. Yeah. Larry why is there so much [bleep] in the south right now. Like holding on to these things in the name of heritage. I have no idea. Because growing up you see people wearing things that you know where they are coming from. I know you dont like me. And they have the old time dixie land shirt. I know how you feel about me. I have no idea why they hold on to it but nowadays you cant a for identification the fact that you meet people throughout life and theyre good people regardless of how your grandparents might have treated you this is a good personment you have to overcome that hate at the end of the day. But this wedding [bleep] i have no idea. I really dont think thats not in mississippi first off. Would anybody ever go to if you were invited to a wedding at a plantation would you go. How do you get out of it. What do you say. Hes like oh [bleep] this is not okay. What if you are the bestman. Would it be would it be too obnoxious to show up in a confederate uniform . I thought that was the theme. Just keeping it a hundred when youre going there. And like who is getting married. Lets be real this has to be white people doing this right. Because because think about t black people couldnt even get married on plantations when they were working on plantations. Right . Larry so i can see somebody turning that around and say no mother [bleep] im getting married here. Maybe maybe. Like no it is ironic, it iss ironic. Okay its he easy to say maybe this is about racism but is it saying something about marriage today . Is it because heres what else people are also its not just plantations people are getting married. We have a picture like Funeral Homes have you heard about this . This is true. Its the hottest new the hottest new wedding venue is in Funeral Homes. Its ridiculous. I think that if you are getting married at a plantation its a womans idea because its a beautiful place and she if you are getting married at a funeral home its the mans idea. Hes like yeah, yeah. Really . It is cheap theres already flowers there and i feel like im dying anyway because im getting married. Larry now its starting to make sense actually. Okay are these good it could be just maybe the place is improper but i dont know would you get married at the manson ranch. The manson ranch i just have to say is very nice, a lot of open space. Would you get married at the manson ranch . Depends on who who i am getting married to. Larry depends on the person. Big k. R. I. T. No, how do you explain that, to the people that you invite. Like whoa is this the house . Trust it are you not going to believe what happened. You wont believe it. The reception is going to be awesome. Uni bombers cabin robin . It is very rustic. Rustic. Larry you got the woods right there. Yeah, sure if i get a groupon or something for it. Oh my god. Im all about a deal. Larry how about the well baby jessica fell into. laughter im just saying. I dont know the logistics of that seem prohibitive. Larry if you get thirsty. It keeps costs down the guest list is very small whoever can shimmy down a rope sin vitted. Larry exactly. Trump towers. How about ojs condo . Oj no oj had a really big backyard, actually. Cato kalyn jumped over that fence. Last one wally world cheers and applause wally world . Nobrainer. Yeah, you got everything in 1 place. All wedding has to take place at wally world from now on. Good luck to the movie good luck to your cd. Well be right back. If you live in the new york city area or are planning to visit grab some free tickets to attend an upcoming taping of the nightly show. The show tapes monday through thursday. For complete details go to the nightly show. Com tickets. Break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. Ice breakers. Larry thats our show i want to thank our panelist robin thede big k. R. I. T. And ed helms. Good nightly everyone. Thanks ed, thank you so much, robin. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central<\/a> cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Larry, Larry Larry Larry<\/a>, Larry Larry Larry<\/a> welcome to the nightly show please please be seated. Thats a great crowd. Everybody tonight has a superhero. I am i meant a superpower thats right. We do our little inside jokes at the beginningment but i am larry we have a great show ed helms and rabber big k. R. I. T. Join me on the panel tonight. cheers and applause but weve got a lot of important stuff to talk about. By now you have probably heard about yesterdays big news out of cincinnati. This white Police Officer<\/a> has now been indicted for the murder of an unarmed black man. Ray tensing the now fired university of cincinnati Police Officer<\/a> has been indicted by an ohio grand jury on murder charges. Larry hold on one second. Can you show me the way cnn introduced us to that murder victim. Is that his mug shot . This guy was just killed by the other guy and you put their two mug shotsing to like theyre a bank robbing team . I mean i get t he may have had a record but you know what victim means right cnn . Well look they subsequently slowed other pictures of the guy. But i tell you what let me ask you a question, if i ever get shot by the cops cnn please use a picture of me with my kids. I dont want to be remembered by the one time i went on that cooking meth bender with nick nolte. That would be horrible. It would be horrible. cheers and applause i did that one time now guys i know weve reported on these types of stories a lot. And if it feels like the nightly show is getting a little repetitive. I agree. At this point my writing stach just has to fill in the names. They barely even show up to work any more. And i will be honest with you, i dont want to keep talking about these incidents am but they keep happening. I mean if i had my way this show would just be Larry Wilmore<\/a> talks about his favorite Battlestar Galactica<\/a> episodes for a half hour every night. Thats it. Thats it. So what happened. How did this escalate to the point where a man is dead . Cnn im going to give you another chance here shed some light on this for us. An officer can order someone out of a car for just a valid traffic stop. I would argue that right up until that exit order hes probably acting constitutionally. And then of course he pulls his gun and he shoots him. Larry oh right that little debail detail. I think the keen judicial eye to see it but yeah were like 95 sure the part where it all goes wrong is the shooting in the face. So it is all going according to a familiar script so far. But there is Something Different<\/a> about this story. Here is Hamilton County<\/a> prosecutor joe deters yesterday. Its just senseless. This is the most assinine act ive ever seen a Police Officer<\/a> make. This is without question a murder. Im treating him like a murderer. Larry whooo cheers and applause yes oh my god lam the cop who murdered the guy is actually getting treated like a murderer . [bleep] man this is strange i dont know what it is. It is like the cops are engaged in some dark game of trivial pursuit with black people or something. I mean sandra bland pulled over for not using a blinker ends up dead. Eric garner solds cigarettes ens up dedz walter scott broken taillight dead michael brown, j walking dead. And what really takes it to the neck level n this cincinnati case is when you start to look at how this could have played out. And one of the most concerning things is this Police Incident<\/a> report from the university of cincinnati taken shortly after this all happened. And it says that the officer tensing says that he was being dragged by the car as the driver was taking off. And that he was almost killed and run over by the driver of the honda. Larry well that sounds ternlt, of course thats just what he said. Hold on. Does anyone else core rob raising this. Two ferr two officers that arrived at the scene seem to could be rohr corroborate that in their statements. Okay. Hold on hold on. This is pretty well corroborated you guys. Is there anything out there that can uncorroborate all this corroboration. The fact is prosecuting Attorney Says<\/a> there is nothing in that video schshows that at all. Larry oh theres a video. Well lets just see what this video has to say. I mean not like all videos are incident right . You know video did kill the radio star, you know that. Several more times tensing asked dubose for his licence and then something happened. Okay. I have to figure out if you have a licence. Go ahead and take your seat belt off. Go ahead and take your seat belt off. Stop stop. Less than two minutes after tensing approached tensing fires a single shot hitting dubose in the head killing dubose as the car starts to move. Tensing chases after the car and another officer arrives. Larry okay so, basically mother [bleep] you just lied. Okay. Thats what happened. applause larry its that simple. Its really that simple. And then your buddies covered up your lie. This is what is so [bleep] infuriateing to me. And this isnt the first time a black man has died at the hands of the university of Cincinnati Police<\/a> department it is just the first time it was caught on body cam. And i know there was a debate about body camera but im pro gopro all right . Right . If this hadnt been captured on camera Samuel Dubose<\/a> would still be dead ray tensesing would still be on the street and this episode of the nightly show would all be about bsg and bloomer and you would be like no man who is going to command the fleet now. Case closed bad guy is hine bars. County prosecutor joe dieterters put it death. Purposeful killing of another that is what makes it murder. He purposefully killed him. Larry wow. That is very strong language. And you know a lot of people in the black community were surprised with how forthright this prosecutor was. They are not used to hearing officials talk like that. Actually theyre not using to hearing this official talk like that. Because just recently he sounded like this. Heres how prosecutor deters described a group of africanamericans who allegedly beat up a white man quote they will hurt you. They will hurt your grandma. The root cause of this is there is no discipline in the home. They dont go to school you know they live off the government. No personal accountability. They just beat people up and for no reason. Larry now he said this last month, not years ago when racism was cool. Now look when this is how you talk about an entire community that you are supposed to be working with when you paint them as they and you talk about them like they are less than human is it any wonder that it has lead to incidents like this in that very community. I mean seriously did we learn nothing from battle star galactica . Well be right back. Whats the most awarded car company of the year . Ranking from top to bottom. Luxury cars just seem like they would be top awarded. Yeah. There better be some awards behind what you are paying for right . The final answer. Chevrolet is the most awarded car company of the year. Really . I was just surprised. Im interested to learn more about chevy. Lets check out these 2015 chevys. Its like a luxury car. I was shocked. I mean, this is chevy . Youre all excited to book that vacation flight. Plenty of seats to choose from right . Buuut the minute you try to use reward miles from your Airline Credit<\/a> card. Its slim pickins the flights you want sorry, they ask for a ridiculous number of miles. Time to switch to the capital one venture card. With venture, youll earn unlimited double miles. And using those miles is easy. Just book any flight you want, on any airline. Then use your miles to cover the cost. No blackout dates. Whats in your wallet . Hey, welcome back. Another disturbing detail about this killing in cincinnati is that officer tense saying campus cop so why was he packing heat . Yooferted of cincinnati campus Police Officer<\/a>s arent even allowed to carry tasers after an officer killed a student. So the guys that cant be trusted with tarss get guns . If you guys can keep a gun but were confiscating your ball point pens. You could hurt somebody with those bad boys. Another troubling aspect is that this shooting didnt even take place on campus. Sam dubose was shot about a half mile away. How is stopping and shooting a 43yearold man nearly a half mile off campus within the job purview of a campus Police Officer<\/a> . The good News University<\/a> of cincinnati says santa ono by the way laughter no, no i just never have been more conflicted about a name in my life okay. Now because on the one hand it represents the person who ing weres joy to millions of children throughout the world. But on the other its the villainess who destroyed the beatles thats all. As a beatles fan applause larry oh my god yoko fans. Anyway president ono announced University Police<\/a> will no longer be able to operate off campus. Problem solved . Ono. At 81 of colleges officers have offcampus jurisdiction 81 . That doesnt seem right okay so here to talk about this issue of jurisdiction is our own mark yard. Welcome to the show. Thanks for coming mike. Glad to be here what. Reporter the shooting took place a half mile off campus how large is the jurisdiction of these officers. Well larry you got to understand, if you are a cop your jurisdiction is pretty much anyplace you see a black guy really. If you could if you would pull up a map on the screen i could show you exactly hes got a weapon hes got a weapon im going to need back up am you have a weapon i got a barrel roll. Yeah. Wow wow, that was one sorry ass barrel roll. Drop your weapon drop your weapon its not a weaponment i got it at staples yo the suspect has been neutrallized. What do we have here some kind of disco party. Who are you . Campus police lam university of south northern Florida State<\/a> of jacksonville thats where i am. A great school. That is not even what are you even doing here. My is the entire eastern seaboard and now also cuba because of obama. Larry oh okay. But thats insane. You are Campus Police<\/a> too. Yeah. University of northern texas at galveston state college. Hook em horn. Enough chatter you down on the ground down on the ground. Larry hold on, hold on. Whoa whoa my gosh he came at you with super im pretty sure he has pt pcp. Maybe a little grass but not pcp. I going go to take the shot. Take the shot larry calm down calm down. You guys dont belong here. Listen to me. Breathe regularly. You are Campus Police<\/a>. Campus. Wait wait. That is not enough bullets. Larry you are supposed to police on your campuses thats t you guys thats it like stolen textbook underage drinking maybe unlawful bicycle you know what i am saying that is your job. Sorry. I guess maybe we got a little carried away. Larry yeah. That happened pretty fast. Hey no harm done. True. Larry well maybe a little harm done. A lot of it just seem good thing we werent wearing those body cameras. Larry actually youre on television right now. To the good. You know, larry after these guys im out of here im done. Suspect is fleeing. Im not fleeing guys. I know how to do my job. I will barrel roll yeah. What is wrong with you barrel roll you did it. Larry well be right back. They just dont get it. Tmobile now extends your coverage beyond the borders at no extra charge. Get 4g lte data in mexico and canada just like in the u. S. And call and text as much as you want to and from the united states, mexico, and canada. You heard right unlimited calls to any phone even mobile. In mexico and canada for free its included with simple choice plans. Only tmobile gives you coverage and calling in three countries for the price of one. Switch today. Hey, whats up, man . Hey, so what are you up to tonight . Ah, nothing much. Just Something Like<\/a> a little karaoke thing. Well, lets hear some. No, right here . Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done. So, nope. You know the rest. Thank you. I go on at 9. Or 9 30, sometimes they run late. Carry on as long as you are you its miller time. cheers and applause well koch back. Heres at the nightly show ed robin thede and hip hot artist big k. R. I. T. The movie vacation is in theaters now. Ed helms. cheers and applause larry so weve been talking a lot on the show recently about the Confederate Flag<\/a> when they came down and some of the other lets just say historical symbols that are in the south. That maybe have stayed around a little too long. But heres what is going on i wanted to talk about. So one of the latest trends are people are having weddings that theyre holding at like southern plantations okay. Yes, you know, the ones that you here is one it looks very nice. Oh. Larry nice. One more oh. Very nice. Okay. Should we be mad at this . I was mad before i saw the pictures. And those pictures are beautiful. Its true. Its true. What kind of evil people could get married on plantations. And then you see the pictures and youre like oh thats nice thats nice. How could you promote that you come to this beautiful place that we have it is nice but is it extreme wedding like i should have thought this is a plantation site so you should definitely check this out it is amazing. The beautiful backdrop we cant let you go into it all. Larry here is where the bride gets dressed in the slaves quarters. I mean. Is it really. It is a wonderful place to get married if you are a virulent racist or someone with, who is totally a pathetic about American History<\/a> right. Larry but is it the buildings fault . When you think of it. Like the has to be Cornell Sanders<\/a> great great. Colonel sanders great niece he was a virulent racist. No just a plantation aspect i dont know. Im very it sounds like it has to be that. This sounds like were starting a Colonel Sanders<\/a> conspiracy that i im way behind. It may be true. Well i just feel like if you are going to let people do t you should have a caveat right so if you get married at a plantation then your wedding has to end like the last scene in djando right, then its okay its all even. Larry that sounds likes very nice wedding. Youre from mississippi. Yeah. Larry why is there so much [bleep] in the south right now. Like holding on to these things in the name of heritage. I have no idea. Because growing up you see people wearing things that you know where they are coming from. I know you dont like me. And they have the old time dixie land shirt. I know how you feel about me. I have no idea why they hold on to it but nowadays you cant a for identification the fact that you meet people throughout life and theyre good people regardless of how your grandparents might have treated you this is a good personment you have to overcome that hate at the end of the day. But this wedding [bleep] i have no idea. I really dont think thats not in mississippi first off. Would anybody ever go to if you were invited to a wedding at a plantation would you go. How do you get out of it. What do you say. Hes like oh [bleep] this is not okay. What if you are the bestman. Would it be would it be too obnoxious to show up in a confederate uniform . I thought that was the theme. Just keeping it a hundred when youre going there. And like who is getting married. Lets be real this has to be white people doing this right. Because because think about t black people couldnt even get married on plantations when they were working on plantations. Right . Larry so i can see somebody turning that around and say no mother [bleep] im getting married here. Maybe maybe. Like no it is ironic, it iss ironic. Okay its he easy to say maybe this is about racism but is it saying something about marriage today . Is it because heres what else people are also its not just plantations people are getting married. We have a picture like Funeral Homes<\/a> have you heard about this . This is true. Its the hottest new the hottest new wedding venue is in Funeral Homes<\/a>. Its ridiculous. I think that if you are getting married at a plantation its a womans idea because its a beautiful place and she if you are getting married at a funeral home its the mans idea. Hes like yeah, yeah. Really . It is cheap theres already flowers there and i feel like im dying anyway because im getting married. Larry now its starting to make sense actually. Okay are these good it could be just maybe the place is improper but i dont know would you get married at the manson ranch. The manson ranch i just have to say is very nice, a lot of open space. Would you get married at the manson ranch . Depends on who who i am getting married to. Larry depends on the person. Big k. R. I. T. No, how do you explain that, to the people that you invite. Like whoa is this the house . Trust it are you not going to believe what happened. You wont believe it. The reception is going to be awesome. Uni bombers cabin robin . It is very rustic. Rustic. Larry you got the woods right there. Yeah, sure if i get a groupon or something for it. Oh my god. Im all about a deal. Larry how about the well baby jessica fell into. laughter im just saying. I dont know the logistics of that seem prohibitive. Larry if you get thirsty. It keeps costs down the guest list is very small whoever can shimmy down a rope sin vitted. Larry exactly. Trump towers. How about ojs condo . Oj no oj had a really big backyard, actually. Cato kalyn jumped over that fence. Last one wally world cheers and applause wally world . Nobrainer. Yeah, you got everything in 1 place. All wedding has to take place at wally world from now on. Good luck to the movie good luck to your cd. Well be right back. 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