Wooo no . Oh. I never know which way you guys are going to go. I never know. This could mean that Internet Service providers could slow down your netflix or your gaming or your porn, unless those Companies Pay them more money. So you know what this means . I guess were all going to have to be sneaking on to canadas wifi whats the password . A boot . Okay. It doesnt work. Two os . How does this work. Im not too worried, man. There is no evidence this is going to break the internet, or whatever people are saying. So if youre watching this show right now online right now, i just want to remind you at laughter cheers and applause pig man. But moving on, moving on. Remember yesterday, we heard that omarosa had been fired from the white house. Well, this morning, she went to the confession camp and told her version. I resigned, and i didnt do that in the residence, as being reported. But when i have a chance to tell my story, michael, quite a story to tell. As the only African American woman in this white house, as a senior staff, an assistant to the president , i have seen things that have made me uncomfortable, that have upset me, that have affected me deeply and emotionally, that has affected my community and my people. Trevor oh. When she says her people does she mean reality show stars . Because she was not fighting for black people in the white house. My people. Slow down, omarosa parks. Slow down. You can roll hard with President Trump for a year and then come back to the neighborhood like, that was really weird, right . Anyone else notice that or is it just me . Anyone . If youre wondering whether black people are buying it, just ask robin roberts. She said she has a story to tell. Im sure she will be selling that story. She will. Bye felicia. cheers and applause . Trevor oh black women do not mess with omarosa. And, also, what a great moment to use bye felicia. Its so awesome to see a sophisticated reporter use that phrase with a straight face. I can only imagine white people are probably watching that like, wow, felicia got fired, too . This white house is crazy laughter but, hey, man, trump should get to run his white house the way he wants, because who knows how long he has . I mean, Robert Mueller is on his tail. Former head of the f. B. I. Former head of the f. B. I. , Current Special counsel, and leastlikely s. N. L. Host. I i like to thank the cast wizz khalifa, no comments. He has taken down paul manafort, michael flynn, as well as richard gates and george papadopoulos, who we all remember, were two other guys. Anyway, as muellers investigation creeps forward, trumps people are sweating more than h. R. Manager at the weinstein company. And from the very beginning, trumps team has been trying to discredit the investigation by saying that the f. B. I. Is biased against donald trump. The problem for them was they had nothing to use as evidence. Until now. The president s attorneys taking aim at f. B. I. Agents working on the russia probe. Of primary concern special agent peter strzok. F. B. I. Counterintelligence agent peter strzok, and senior f. B. I. Lawyer lisa page, used their phones to criticize donald trump throughout the campaign. God, trump, siloathsome human page texted in 2016. Strzok responded, yet, he may win. As he watched the final debate between donald trump and hillary clinton, strzok said to page, trump is an idiot, unable to provide a coherent answer. Trevor wow. An f. B. I. Agent was sending Text Messages in 2016 saying that trump is an idiot. How did he know . laughter what other secrets is the f. B. I. Hiding . laughter so let me explain to you real quick why this might be a big deal. Agent strzok was one of the teams investigating hillarys emails. Then it was found during that same time, he was sending out texts insulting candidate trump. Now, im not going to lie im disappointed. And not because this dude had an opinion on politics. Im disappointed because this dude was a counterintelligence officer who wasnt covering his tracks. I mean, least use code. Dont say, trump is nuts. You say, orange equals peanuts. See . Yeah. laughter that way you can deny it. Or like this. You go, pussy grabber is undermining this country. I pray we take him down for russian meddling. You see that . You sigh . Thats how it works. cheers and applause yeah. And then after you send that message, they respond, great. Lets smash black power thats how i would do it. Thats how i would do it. Now, its one thing to be an f. B. I. Agent texting about a president ial candidate being an idiot. I mean be everyones called donald trump an idiot. But thats not all strzok texted. One of those messages by peter strzok to f. B. I. Lawyer lisa page read, i want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in andys office theres no way he meaning trump gets elected. But im afraid we cant take that risk. Its like an insurance policy in the event you die before youre 40. Trevor now, i dont really know what that text means, but its provocative, and it gets the people going. Laugh applause what does dthis f. B. I. Agent mean when he said, we cant take that risk, and insurance policy . We dont know because the Justice Department released this message with no context. And a text without context could mean anything. Like, if youve ever been in a relationship, you know how dangerous it is to read a text out of context. It could be what you suspect, or he happens to call his grandmother by her first name, and they did have a great time last night. Yeah. At the strip club where she dances. Look, you know what i mean. Im just saying, maybe. All right, im guilty. 15. Now, as soon as mueller found out one of his agents had sent these texts he took this man off the russia investigation. Put it may be too late, because for trumps people, the fact that strzok was ever on the russia investigation is reason enough for shutting down the erntire thing. And i mean the entire thing. There is a cleansing needed in our f. B. I. And department of justice. Mueller is corrupt. The senior f. B. I. Is corrupt. If he had any sort of moral compark he would shut down muellers corrupt witch hunt immediately. The attorney general has the power to shut it down, and we need him to step up and do his job. This whole investigation, quite frankly, stinks worse than cabbage cooking in a small, unventilated kitchen. Forget about shutting down mr. Nuclear. Do we need to shut down f. B. I. . Trevor what did that guy say about cabbage . Did this guy say he wanted to shut down the f. B. I. . Hey, you know, what . This may be one of those crazy instance wheres i think Trump Supporters on fox may actually be on to something. No, because, listen to what theyre saying. There is a Law Enforcement agency that has some bad apples. And even though its not everyone, theyre saying this is enough misconduct to require complete structural reform. Yeah, because you may have only caught one bad cop, but the problem here isnt that person. Its the system. Thats what theyre saying. So i agree with trumps people on fox news. Black lives matter. cheers and applause now, lets smash. Well be right back. cheers and applause 60 of women are wearing the wrong size pad and can experience leaks discover always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. And roomba from irobot gets to work using two multisurface brushes and powerlifting suction to grab and remove everything from fine dust to large debris. 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So you are the youngest bitcoin millionaire. Uhhuh. How does that feel . At age 12, he invested a 1,000 gift from his grandmother. So i checked the bitcoin price every 30 minutes. Trevor okay, that kid has the best grandma ever. laughter all my grandma ever gave me was this stupid locket with a picture of our greatgreat grandfather on his wedding day. And she was like, oh, trevor, i kept this hidden for you during the darkest days of apartheid. Well, you blew it, nana i could have been a millionaire. laughter but what exactly is bitcoin . And is one of them really worth 19,000 boring old dollars . Created by an anonymous Computer Programmer in 2009, bitcoin exists only as code in a computer. A bitcoin can be sent directly from one owners digital wallet to another. What it promised was a money that could exist outside the control of wall street and outside the control of any government. But red flags are being raised. Legendary investor warren buffet warns it will go bust, and jamie dimon, c. E. O. Of jpmorgan chase, warns the lack of regulations means investors are playing with fire. This may be the biggest bubble that weve ever seen. Trevor wow. You know its messed up when wall street is like, yo, pump your brakes. Pump your brakes. This is some sketchy bleep right here, man. Wheres the regulation . We need regulation come on and by the way, bitcoin is just the beginning. There are thousands of these cryptocurrencies popping up. And jockeying for position. And so we sent our very own ronny chieng to find out more about them. Cryptocurrency is this some bleep . On the internet to steal our money. Or is this the future of finance . There is no way all these people buying cryptocurrency have any idea what the hell theyre buying. And its not just bicoin. Ethereum, the number two cryptocurrency, has risen 5,000 since the start of this year. Why . If you imagine bitcoin as being a gold coin, ethereum is a join that has a magic spell on it. What the hell does that mean . I went to the founder of ethereum, to find out. First question what is it . What is it . Ether, the cryptocurrency that lives on the decentralized ethereum platform, is actually a much more programmable cryptocurrency than bitcoin. That doesnt mean anything. What is it . We created a platform for decentralized applications. Does everyone in cryptocurrency talk like you . Pretty much. Is everyone going decentralized, dark web, and drugs online . Exactly. Does cryptocurrency make you feel angry and confused . Well it should. To make it easier to understand we asked Margot Robbie to explain it in a bubble bath, but she said no. Cryptocurrencies are transparent and decentralized. When two strangers Exchange Money over the internet, it requires a middle man, like paypal or a bank who takes a percentage of the transaction. And that transaction is vulnerable. Cryptocurrencies are recorded in a public ledger called the blockchain. So its impossible to cheat. They actually solve a lot of problems about exchanging money in a Global Digital world. Now get the bleep out of here but still, is that worth a bajillion dollars . Why do so many suckers on the internet sorry, i mean people believe fake money has value . Ether is real. Its based on the ethereum blockchain. When you get enough people believing in cryptocurrency, then you can snowball into something that a society actually deems valuable. Like the u. S. Dollar. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean the u. S. Dollar . The u. S. Dollar is based on faith in the system. So the only thing backing this money is belief in the competency of the u. S. Government . Unfortunately, thats true. So not only is cryptocurrency fake. All money is fake. Wake up, wall street. You know money isnt real, right . All this stuff is all fake. But wall street doesnt care if money is real, as long as theyre making lots of it. Theyve been pumping millions into the bitcoin and ethereum, driving the creation of thousand of new cryptocurrency. But how low is the bar for so let me get this straight you took bitcoin and just the font. And we put a dog on it. Why is it doge . Its base on a people. Its not dog e. Coin . Thats pretty smart, actually. Its not. This stupid people currency is worth over 400 million. So why does the creator have a problem with cryptocurrency . When you see price charts go up exponentially, ultimately, it can be the sign of a bubble. Bubbles are great. What are you talking about . I love bubbles. People are going to lose a lot of money. And sure, cryptocurrency my destroy the world but this is america so i decided it make my own cryptocurrency. But that has to be an incredibly complex done. That was easy. I did it. It literally takes 10 minutes to go on a website and make your own coin. Try to make it rain chieng coin and kickstart the financial revolution. Do you accept the chieng coin . Chieng coin, like bitcoin, disrupting Global Financial systems using Blockchain Technology . No. Only cash. Ill send you money over the internet. Im going to demonstrate. So imagine if i send you this, right . Thank you. No, but no, no. Give me back my five. How are people not getting this . No, im paying you. Im paying you in chieng coin. Get the bleep out of my cab out of my cab remember this moment. Remember this moment when you had a chance to jump on chieng coin and you didnt. All right. His loss. Invest in chieng coin. Just dont ask me how it works. cheers and applause trevor ronny chieng, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause just press clean and roomba from irobot gets to work using two multisurface brushes and powerlifting suction to grab and remove everything from fine dust to large debris. Daily dirt doesnt stand a chance. You and roomba from irobot. 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Its an easier way to reach your life goals sooner. Weve helped over 195,000 people. We want to help you too. Find out how much you can save in just two minutes at sofi. Com save cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is the emmy nominated actor and star of the tnt series claws who can be seen in downsizing. You have 152,000 in equity. That is a very comfortable number. Comfortable . That doesnt sound like nearly enough. No, see, have to look at this column, valerie, equivalent value. Your 152 million translates to 12. 5 million to live on for life. I mean, come on wow. So, what do you think . Will the regency level be your first choice, or should i show you something a little more deluxe . Why dont you just go ahead and pick. I just want you to be happy. Good husband trevor please welcome niecy nash cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Im so happy to be here trevor im happy to you have here. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Before you say anything, i need to say that came with a gang of girls hair, makeup, my daughter all of them are vying to be your next wife. laughter i had to get that out of the way. Trevor i like how you said my next wife like i already have one. Thats an interest ago your next wife. I dont know. You might have multiple wives where youre from. Trevor thats true. My president has five, so yes. That makes a lot of sense. At the same time. I know that sounds crazy. He was like, i like donald trump. I wont divorce them. Im getting them all. Welcome to the show. Thank you for being here. Lets talk about the movie downsizing. Some people might be watching the clip and saying what is going on . What is downsizing about . Its one of my favorite premises for a movie ever. Okay, well, you have to lean into a world where scientists have created a way to downsize a person to five inches. Trevor right. Now, you have to think about this when you go small, youre able to live large. So if you were only five inches tall, this table would be a mansion. You understand what im saying . Trevor i do. So, anyway, its kind of about the movie is about what happens to people because some people decide to actually do it. The one thing about it, though, the downside to downsizing, is you dont get to upsize again. Once you go down, its permanent. Trevor are you willing to shrink down to five inches for the rest of your life to have more money . To have more everything. Trevor if you cut that phrase on its own, it sounds like another question. Let me ask, would you do it . Would you shrink yourself down . If they said, come on, niecy, well shrink you down and you get to become a kajillionaire and you get to live as a fiveinchtall person in a mansion that has everything. Heres the thing. Im a creature of habit, and i like what im used to, so i might not do it. But im such a lover, if my man was going, id go right down that rabbit hole laughter applause i would say, where are we going, daddy . And i would go right with him. Trevor you have gone on to be part of a show thats really successful and has a cult following and is a sleeper hit, called claws. Its a crazy story. Are you the bad guy or the good guy in the show . I cant figure out. Im both. Im a bad girl im a good girl who does bad things, and you root for me to win. Trevor oh, interesting. You know, im really trying to take care of everyone in my salon, but in the process, i end up becoming a queen pin in the dixie mafia. Trevor right, did you laughter . Dont laugh at that im trying to feed my family trevor do you ever see parallels to what youve portrayed on claws to the story ive often heard you talk about in holly