Trevor thank you for tuning in im trevor noah thank you for coming out its exciting the fourth democratic president del bait ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, people live right now were live dont believe me . Take a look at this newspaper. See that . Huh . Live laughter now, were going to talk about what happened in the debate, but if you watched, you know that this was not a normal debate. This thing was supersized. There were 12 candidates on stage, an alltime record, which is a little weird. Candidates arent supposed to multiply as the debates go on, so, please, america, remember to have your candidate spayed or neutered we cant handle any more laughter i think the Democratic Party is too nice. The g. O. P. Would never do. This theyre canceling entire primaries to lock out other candidates. The democrats are like a night on tuesday. Sandals . Come on in laughter before we debate, all the pundits and commentators like to weigh in on what to expect. One always killed it. Hey twitter world, yours truly. Tonight we have the debates, 12 people on stage, telling us why we should vote for them. I just hope that they spend their time telling us about their qualifications and their plans and why they should be voted for and not waste time talking about innuendos and rumors about the guy next to them. Trevor yeah, man, jump shotting worse than innuendos and rumors. You know, people talking about who youre with and where your blood was found. Lets focus on the issue laughter so, coming in to this debate, there have been a lot of new developments. Elizabeth warren has surged in the polls. Joe biden and his son have become targets of the trump administration. Bernie sanders had heart attack. Last week Pete Buttigieg snuck into his first rrated movie. laughter by far, the Biggest Development has been the impeachment inquiry into president donald trump. That was the first topic. I dont think this impeachment process is going to take long because i know a confession when i see it as a former prosecutor. This president had obstructed justice. This president on three occasions has invited foreign governments and heads of governments to get engage in trying to alter our election. We have to impeach this president. He lied to investigators, obstructed justice, fired james comey head of the f. B. I. , tried to fire mueller. The president ten years or 100 years from now will look back at this moment and true the conclusion either that no one is above the law or that a president can get away with anything. Trevor i hear what youre saying but, the way the planet is going, in 100 years from now, the president isnt going to be worried about impeachment, he has going to be worried about the price of lizard blood. laughter bidens question was different. He was asked why its not okay for a president s family to be working with foreign businesses and companies but its okay for a Vice President s family to do. I think i get where he was going through but it took a while for him to get there. Look, uh, my son did nothing wrong, i did nothing wrong. My sons statement speaks for itself. What i think is important is we focus on why its so important to remove this man from office. On the 17th look, the fact that george washington, on the first time he spoke after being elected president , what we had to worry about is foreign interference in our election trevor one minute, its his son, george washington, then the 17th joe biden is the only one who remixes his speech while hes giving it. Removing the man on the 17th the fact the fact the fact that he has a weird thing he does. Aside from impeachment, healthcare was a major topic tonight with the standard debate about whether the governmentrun insurance should be the option or the only option, but the thing that got the crowd going is when the o. G. Of medicare stepped into the game and showed everyone why they should put respect on his name. The issue is whether the Democratic Party has the guts to stand up to the Healthcare Industry which made 100 billion in profits, whether we have the guts to stand up to the corrupt price fixing pharmaceutical industry, which is charging us the highest prices in the world from prescription drugs, and if we dont have the guts to do that, if all we can do is take their money, we should be ashamed of ourselves trevor yeah, yeah yeah, yeah Bernie Sanders cheers and applause no one speaks about healthcare with the passion that bernie does. I also have a suspicion thats the same speech he gave every time the nurse tried to give him pills. No more pills i have got to stand up to the pharmaceutical industry i just need a nap, ill be fine laughter probably didnt notice but one of the 52 candidates on stage was tom steyer, Hedge Fund Billionaire and scarecrow from mars. laughter most people only know steyer from his tv adds where he calls on President Trump to be impeached. Its a cool perk of being a billionaire, buy ads on tv and make everyone Pay Attention to what youre talking about. I would be, like, hello, im billionaire trevor noah, and my thai food was supposed to be here a half an hour ago, please someone call the restaurant and see where it is. laughter Bernie Sanders a few weeks ago made headlines by saying billionaires should not exist. So, of course, the moderators asked tom steyer an actual billionaire about bernies comment and his answer is not what you would expect. Senator sanders is right. There have been 40 years where corporations have bought this government, and those 40 years have meant a 40year attack on the rights of working people and specifically on organized labor. I was one of the first people on this stage to propose a wealth tax. I would undo every republican tax cut for rich people and major corporations. Yes, the billionaire just said the government needs to tax the shit out of billionaires. You saw bernies face is this a crack . Is this a joke . You cant take my thing laughter you know, it seems weird, but when you think about it, it actually makes sense, if youre already a billionaire you dont want more billionaires. You would be, like, tax them, i dont want them becoming billionaires. The same way i think america has enough South African late night comedians. Zero was too few, one is more than enough. We did it apartheid we get it move on one is enough cheers and applause so the debate then moves to Foreign Policy, in particular President Trumps decision to pull troops out of northern syria. And although all the democrats had different proposals on how they thought theyd handle the conflict in the area, they all agreed on one thing, that trump is doing it wrong. What this president has done is that he has sucked up to dictators, he has made impulsive decisions that often his own team doesnt understand. What he has done is wreck our ability to do Foreign Policy because nobody in the world will believe this pathological liar. This president is caging kids on the border and effectively letting i. S. I. S. Prisoners run free. This president has turned the moral leadership of this country into a dumpster fire. We have an erratic, crazy president who knows not a damn thing about Foreign Policy. Trevor okay, okay, hold on. You may not like donald trump but you cant say he doesnt know a damn thing about Foreign Policy. Unlike trump, not one of these democrats has calculated the country of namibia on their healthcare system. Maybe because theres no country named that, but thats not the point. Is point is not one of you can find it on a map laughter since the debate was in ohio, the moderators also focused on the Opioid Epidemic which has ravaged the Buckeye State and the candidates have different thoughts on the problem but many agreed on who should help solve it. Lets go after these pharmaceutical companies for what they have been doing to destroy our country. They are nothing more than highlevel dope dealers. Until we hold those responsible, accountable for their actions purdue pharma, johnson adden johnson, were going to continue to have the problem. The people who need to pay for the treatment are the people who got them hooked and killed them in the first place, the people who manufacture these opioids. applause trevor yeah. I 100 agree with klobuchar. Drug companies should have to pay to rehabilitate all the people they got addicted oftentimes on purpose. It shouldnt just be drug companies. Every industry. You create something addictive, you should be responsible for making it harder to consume. Like oreos. Theyre going to make those cookies so addictive, every fourth cookie, they should put a mouse trap inside. Bam slows the addiction down. Ill try again tomorrow. Or porn, every hour they should randomly pop up a picture of your grandmother. Hi, nana the elephant in the room was bernies heart attack. The moderators asked about it in a very awkward way. There is a question on a lot of peoples minds and i want to address it tonight. Youre 78 years old and you just had a heart attack. How do you reassure democratic voters that youre up to the stress of the presidency . If youre elected you will turn 80 during your first term. Last month former president jimmy carter said he could not have undertaken the duties of the presidency at 80 years old. Why are you so sure that you can . If you win the presidency, you will be the oldest president inaugurated in a first term. You will be 71. Congressman gabbard, you are 38 and will be the youngest ever elected. Should age matter when choosing a president . Trevor is it just me or did the moderators ask everyone about their health to hide the awkwardness of them asking bernie. Bernie had a heart attack, but everyone everyone i get the part about asking people about being too old, but asking gabbard about being too young. Are you too fit and vibrant for the presidency . Is it possible you might die of young age . The weirdths part might be when Kamala Harris started a real life twitter beat. Senator warren, i want to say i was surprised to hear you did not agree with me on this subject of what should be the rules around Corporate Responsibility for these Big Tech Companies when i called on twitter to suspend Donald Trumps account that you did not agree, and i would urge you to join me. Twitter should be held accountable and shut down that site. Its a matter of safety and corporate accountability. Thank you, senator warren, you can respond. Look, i dont just want to push donald trump off twitter, i want to push him out of the white house. But join me in his twitter account being shut down. But lets figure ow out dr. No . Trevor someones mad they didnt get a retweet. Whats that . You didnt say the thing with me elizabeth says, no, i dont care about that. I understand warrens point. We need trump on twitter. Its the only way we can monitor what hes up to. I dont want him doing that shit in secret. You have to think of twitter as a president ial baby monitor. The whole time youre looking, hold on, hes awake and wants to nuke a hurricane. I gotta go laughter harris wasnt the only one picking a fight with Elizabeth Warren tonight. No, in fact, tas evening went on, the attacks on Elizabeth Warren only grew more intense. I want to give a reality check here to elizabeth because no one on this stage wants to protect billionaires, not even the billionaire wants to protect billionaires. Weve just got different approaches. Senator warren is more focused on being punitive or pitting some part of the country against the other. Your signature, senator, is to have a plan for everything, except this. I appreciate elizabeths work, but, again, the difference between a plan and a pipe dream is something that you can actually get done. Trevor damn Elizabeth Warren might have an even bigger target on her back now than joe biden, and it makes sense. I mean, shes risen to the top of the polls and, now, her competitors have their sights set on her. That was the big takeaway of tonight. Theyre coming for you, elizabeth. All i can say is i hope youve got a plan for that. Well be right back. cheers and applause this is an ad for a chip so iconic. We dont need a logo. Its the threesided crunch. You know, that cheesy, spicy, crispycrunchy, flavor packed bodega snack that rhymes with. I need those. An ad with no logo . Its another level. We build spaces for curious travelers. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. We want people to feel like they spent time with family. Im damon. And im marcus. And were airbnb hosts. You must jlove it. Your job. Hey elf love it. Love it. What are you looking at . Might be a falcon. [ bird squawk ] uh i think it just pooed in your eye. Yeah i think so. I thought we could go for a walk together. To be honest youre not really my type. Are elves always so cynical . Ow. These are dark times. You know you can just step aside. Wheres the fun in that . I like this man. 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We have been married just over a year. My wife is at home with our two boys. I just got a call from my wife amy, back in el paso, texas. Even though this is the first day, i miss them terribly. Trevor yeah, it must be really tough to leave your family, and whats especially difficult is that most of these candidates wont even become president. So theyre abandoning their families for nothing. laughter thats got to be a hard talk to have with your kids. Hey, buddy, of course, daddy wants to see you grow up but hes got to spend the next two years interrupting people in diners and kissing other peoples kids. laughter its a great excuse deadbeat dads should use. Hey, buddy, im going to be right back, im just going to run for president. My dads dill still running hes been running five years laughter president ial candidates are put in a tough position, they need to go out on the road but dont want families to suffer. Neil has a solution. 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But its hard when you have that democratic field, you made note of how many were on that statestage. Its like when you pour water on gremlins and they start multiplying, its hard for people to get a word in edgewise. She came prepared to push back. I felt like she got more fire than she would even though technically joe biden up until a couple of days ago was the guy leading in the polls. What was amazing about the debate is how little he seemed to matter to the rest of the field. Joe biden almost got no attention. Trevor i