British election is coming for america. Penises are washington to the beach and Jordan Klepper is back at a trump rally to finger the pulse. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some exciting news from the world of black girl magic. History being made after new miss world crowned over the weekend. Miss world 2019 is cheering jamaica cheers and applause the top honor of the miss world contest saturday, her win means five black women own the world pageant titles. That is an historic first. Trevor wow cheers and applause that is so amazing. Five black women all wearing crowns. Six women if you count meghan markel, women im particularly excited because Miss Universe is from south africa, which is great, because im south african, so that technically means im in line for the thrown. Thats what i mean. If she quits, i get to be in charge of the universe, thats how the whole thing works. laughter i love how in pageants the contestant stands next to each other and you have to be happy with the person who beat you. I think thats how they should announce the winner of the president ial elections from now on. You should have both of them on stage at the same time, then steve harvey gives the results and they have to be happy. Oh, my god, bernie, congrats, youre so beautiful. And bernie said, im sharing my crown with all the other contestants laughter trevor hallmark releases its Christmas Movie lineup as a reminder that the Hallmark Channel exists. This year, theyve decided to release some controversy. This morning hallmark reversing course and apologizing after a decision to pull a wedding ad to feature a gay couple kissing. Do you think we could have made planning your wedding easier . We do. This came after the Group One Million Moms petitioned hallmark for airing shows with samesex couples. Then calls for a boycott. Overnight, hallmark backing away from the decision pol apologizin a statement saying, in part, this is this was the wrong decision. Trevor in 2019, the conservative group complained because of an ad that showed two women kissing . What are you getting mad for . Theyre kissing at their wedding. The last time theyll ever kiss. Relax. laughter first hallmark apologized for the conservative group, then pulling ads. Now theyre in trouble for everybody. Their new cards, im sorry for saying sorry to the person i wasnt supposed to say sorry to. laughter hallmark is an aisle in cvs. You dont see a toilet paper channel. Baby ar i love you, but right now i just gotta take a dump. laughter lets move on. If you go to the beach, whats the one thing youre terrified of . Its probably seeing an old man naked, right . Well, take away the old man but now leave the penis. Phallic fish have been found by the thousands in california. The name is as weird as their image. At first it seems like a cargo ship of sausages was kicked over or something. Trevor well, well, well looks like the Little Mermaid had quite the Bachelorette Party laughter for real, though its like the ocean sending us dickpics. What is that . I didnt know that there were penis fish. I dont know about you. Although now i finally understand why rose pushed jack after the door in the titanic. You know what . Ill be fine on my own, just go, just go, just go actually it turns out the real name is the inkeeper worm. I just have to say kudos to the scientists who came up with that name because it takes a lot of maturity to look at that and be, like, what should we call it . Um inkeeper worm . Yeah, yeah, inkeeper, thats the first thing i thought of. laughter speaking of dicks, a Football Game this weekend took a wrong turn. U. S. Military officials are investigating a troubling incident from yesterdays armynavy Football Game after military students in the fans flashed what appeared to be symbols of hate. Birching at you might have missed it. Military students yesterday caught on espn flashing hand signals that lately have become hate signals. Not once or twice but three times sparking outrage on social media. This symbol commonly understood to mea to mean ok was appropriad by far right groups. They use it to make it ambiguous making it hard to understand to know whether the students knew what they were dining doing. Trevor either the kids are pulling a racist sign or trying to tell the cameraman theyre doing fine. Who knows. A few years ago, some alt right trolls were turning this sign into white power. No, im doing the ok sign. Guys, we know what youre doing. Its like this or. This you near to okay. What is this . What is this . Can you imagine if hitler tried that while the allies were rolling in . I told you it was a nazi thing and you fell for it what a funny joke can i go home now . Ya these trolls chose the okay symbol to mine white power. They could have appropriated anything. They could have been, like, go back to africa. Its that way. But heres the thing, heres the thing these White Supremacists dont realize, the same way they took the okay sign and changed its meaning. Other people can take that sign and turn it into something else, which is exactly what we did. For too long, we have hidden in our shame, afraid of who we are. But no longer. Now we are men who are proud to say, yes, we have a weak penis, and with this hand sign that means weak penis, we are launching a weak penis movements to raise awareness all of us have a weak penis. So if youre suffering from weak penis, use the weak penis sign and let the world know we stand firmly together. Well, not firmly, but you get the idea. cheers and applause trevor all right, lets move on to our top story. cheers and applause the british general election. Last week british voters went to follows for the first time in five years to cast their vote on who should rule the nation. Turns out someone even more popular than the hot priest flea bag. Worries johnson the outspoken british Prime Minister this morning enjoying a stunning reelection victory delivering the largest conservative body landslide since Margaret Thatcher in 1987. It was the brexit election, a bitter angry campaign. Johnson winning over working class voters in former industrial heartland, promising to break prints brexit. Trevor going through the wall like a british koolaid man. Would you care for a spot of juice inside my belly . Aaahhh on a pro brexit platform, Boris Johnson has been easily reelected as Prime Minister and, by the way, i can never get over the way how the Prime Ministers how us is just, like, on the street. The queen lives in a palace where they perform the nutcracker every 30 minutes, but the person who actually runs the country looks like he just found out he got the job in the last minute and grabbed an airbnb. laughter its widely expected that brexit will finally move forward. In the meantime, people are saying this election in the u. K. Could have big implications rights here in the united states. You have to go back to thatcher in the 1980s for such a political earthquake transforming britain, shake europe and perhaps, perhaps providing lessons for the general election in 2020. Two of President Trumps more moderate potential challengers appeared concerned. Joe biden said look what happens when the labor party moves so, so far to the left. And President Trump noted johnsons win with populist appeal could mean good things for him in 2020. I want to congratulate Boris Johnson on a terrific victory. I think that might be a harbinger of whats to come in our country. Trevor oooh, did trump just say harbinger . laughter somebody got a word of the day calendar what a crazy day first kumail gets a stack and now donald is using big words, monday motivation i love it the big question is, should the major defeat for liberals in the u. K. The warning sign for democrats in the american election. To debate, we are joined by our expert panel ronny chieng, desi lydic, jaboukie youngwhite and michael kosta, everybody ronny, what does prints election mean for america in 2020 . What does it mean . Ill tell you what it means, trevor. Nothing. This is britains election, not americas election. Okay . Why does america make everything about america . The two things have nothing to do with each other. I mean, like my neighbors get a divorce. Does that mean im going to get a divorce . No it just means he found out he was banging his wife. Stop reading too much into it. Trevor desi, would you agree . My dumbass friend ronny is too much of a dumbass to get it. Less torecally when britain does something, america follows. Through think about it, they made the office, then we made the office. They spoke american, now we speak american. They deported piers morgan, then we deportedpiece morgan. Dont be surprise if america followed britains lead in 2020. Trevor thank you, desi. Jaboukie, as oh our social media expert, how do you read this . If you look at twitter, seems like Boris Johnson was going to lose. Are you surprised . No, trevor, im not surprised. Everything on social media is a lie. There are people who will retweet you, d. M. You, ask to meet you at bar and youre, like,ia yeah. And then you meet them in real life at a well lit pub and its, like, hes disgusting, maybe an it orb even a seven. This is all hypothetical. Trevor what do dates have to do with the election. Im sorry. Did you hear what i said . A seven out of ten trevor trevor. May i kostasplain something to you. Trevor go ahead, michael. I respect everyone on this panel but im the only one who earned a degree online in 30 minutes, polysci. This was all about brexit. The key to winning any election, brexit. If you want to be president of the united states, you have to be promising to get america out of the european union, we have to get out of Europe Trevor but, michael kosta, america is not in europe. Sounds like somebody is running for president. Trevor were out of time. Well be right back cheers and applause manolo its so cold, come in whats wrong . Its dry. Your scalp . Mine gets dry in the winter too. Try head shoulders dry scalp care. It nourishes the scalp and keeps you up to 100 flakefree. Head shoulders dry scalp care la vita ruffino. Oh what fun it is to ride in a onehorse open sleigh, buble sparkling water. Its buble the daily show. The president ial elections are officially less than a year away, which means the candidates are going to be hitting the road harder than ever. So we thought wouldnt it be cool if the daily show hit the road harder than ever . And who better to hit the road than a man with no fixed address. Thats right, Jordan Klepper is back on the show and hes here to finger the pulse. Four years ago, i hit the streets to get the unfiltered truth from americas most gauged voters. Trump that bitch we dont even see the irony of it. Now were heading into an historic election and im excited to get out into america and embed myself in the middle of the campaign trail. First stop, rain soaked hershey, pennsylvania. Even Mother Nature couldnt dampen our spirits. Its eight ours before donald trump arrives and its raining and people are here. Good to see you again. Guys excited . Running for congress in 2020, baby. Youre running for congress . I am. I bet you are, good luck anybody can do it. Friendly faces, doris, carol. Nice to be out there amongst my people once more. Hi guys there we go again since my last trump rally, there have been roughly 37 marvel movies and one very combative impeachment trial, but what else has changed. Whats new this season . Everything, honestly. We have the yoda shirt do you have any trump yadz . No. Anything that says alt and at women . What are you hoping for . I hope donald trump is in a good place of mind. I hope he talks immigration. Youre hoping for a wall . I am. Whos going to pay for it . Either taxpayer money. Thats what were going to find out about. Yep. Why are you here . Because two weeks ago i had a dream and in that dream i was given this. You had a print b dream telling you trump was going to win and then ivanka, don, jr. , eric, tiffany and barron. Great. But barron only serves one term. No, two terms. No thats one term. This is four years. No, youre not reading it right. 24 to 28. Four years. And then another four. Ivanka one term, don, jr. One term. Whats the date . Ivanka 2024. And. 2028. See. Thats four years it doesnt say anything about reelected. It has her getting reelected in 2024 and 2028. Your math is wrong. No, its not. This is an opportunity for trump support torse clarify your message. Joe biden. Pete buttigieg. laughter whats the punch line. Oooh, man, hard to be politically correct here. When i said buttigieg,. Pete bud. Thats two words. I cant say it. What sit. Pete butplug. There was one thing hanging over this. What do you think about the impeachment. Bullshit. Why . Because he didnt do anything. Bullshit. Total nonsense. And trump is asking supporters to push back on impeachment talk with this demand. Treed the transcript. Read the transcript. Its all about the transcript. Right. Have you read the transcript. I have not read it. We should. Look at the transcript. Have you read the transcript . I trust the word of our president. Read the transcript, right . Absolutely. Did you read the transcript. I i i mean, ive read most of it but you didnt read the transcript. I dont have time for reading all of the impeachment, and all that bullshit. How long have you been waiting here for donald trump . Since 8 00. Hours. A lot of free time. Read the transcript. Did you read the transcript . I dont have to. I can read it if i need to. But its important everybody reads it. Important. Pay attention and speak for yourself. To be clear, you have not read it. I have not. But you should. Dont be a sheep, think for yourself. To be very clear, you have not read it. No. You trusted someone else. Yes. Dont be a sheep. Do your own research. Right, dont be a sheep. It was a message these people who were being herded through gates and corralled into pence to be guard over by men on horses knew all too well, these totally not sheep are ready for eleven more months of this, whatever this is, and so am i. Campaign 2020, here we go again. cheers and applause trevor Jordan Klepper, everyone. If you liked that, good news, Jordan Klepper is going to be back on the show and on the campaign trail for the next elevenments or until trump cans also the selection, whichever is first. Well be right back well be right back cheers and applause the wait is over. Tmobile is lighting up 5g nationwide. While some 5g signals go only blocks, tmobile 5g goes miles. Beyond the big cities to the small towns. To the people. Now, millions of americans can have access to 5g on tmobile. And this is just the beginning. Tmobile, the first and only nationwide 5g network. That will makeout washington insiders very uncomfortable term limits. You and i both know we need term limits, that congress shouldnt be a lifetime appointment. But members of congress, and the corporations whove bought our democracy hate term limits. Too bad. Im tom steyer and i approve this message because the only way we get universal healthcare, address Climate Change and make our economy more fair is to change business as usual in washington. Fast paced hip hop song playing rougout we ordered 10,000 units. That sounds good. Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . To compete for the chance of a new life. You should be on the world stage. Yes. Lets dance. Im a magic cat. You can do it. Here we go, ha, ha now for the icing on the cake. Ahhh oooh huh do you think he just got neutered . Cause those notes are like, ha cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an actor and comedian, you know him from the show time series billions and hes got a new hobb comedy special called son of a gary. Loved action figures. Loved action figures. Till i was 12. Pretty old. laughter kind of old to play with boy dolls. laughter also at 12 years old, because im 20 white trash, i started smoking cigarettes. Do you know how hilarious of an overlap that is . laughter i would play with my g. I. Joes in earnest for 30 minutes, and then go outside and fire up a marlboro red and sucking and bring i think cobras got the high ground. Trevor please welcome dan soder cheers and applause ed. Hey trevor welcome to the show. Thank you for having me, trevor. Trevor what a crazy journey this has been, not just for you but me as well. A lot of people wouldnt know this about us unless i told them but, like, when i started doing comedy in america, one of the first places i started was the comedy cellar. We were there almost every single night working jokes and now youre on show time, a hit series, a fulltime regular and an h. B. O. Congrats. Yes, thank you very much. cheers and applause learn to black mail people. Learn to black mail people and you will get all the jobs you want laughter trevor let me ask you this a lot of people love your special because, like, heres one thing ive liked about you, ive always loved you are what some people would say an edgy comic but youre not trying. Some comics are, like, im trying to make you hate me and Say Something edgy. This is who you are, growing up, smoking as a kid, saying you are white trash. A lot of people wouldnt say that. I think a people should cop it to more and you would understand where theyre coming from. I love fritos original. I love a nice old bag of fritos scoops. laughter you put out a special this year, i put out a special. The titles so similar yet completely different in meaning. I saw that. Minimum mine is son of patricia named after my mom, but yours is called son of a gary. That a is the biggest difference in the world. Son of patricia, almost, a lovely homage to your brother. Almost like a game of thrones title. Mine is son of a gary, its, like, im here even though i had a real awful father. You old son of a gary its a nice way. There are dudes out there that are dicks that need credits, do so my dad. Trevor you dont seem to take online seriously. Youre not online anymore. Its the best. Im living in 2007, baby laughter trevor did you delete your things or because sometimes i will see a post about what yo