President trump gets medical advice from mr. Clean. So lets get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor what we do every day can sometimes feel like hanging out in a public bathroom. St dark, scary and it is really so st always good for us to get some fresh air with a little ray of sunshine. Right, first up, in various cities around the world people trapped in their homes have been leaning out of their windows every single night to applaud Health Care Workers for feeting nonstop to keep people alive. But in london one man tried to raise funds to fight coronavirus has decided to take things to the next level. And he clapped in his home for 24 hours straight. Which is instain. 24 hours of clapping. I mean i get tired just clapping for an encore. All right, i have clapped for ten seconds. Either come out or dont. Im tired now. My question is if you are going to clap for 24 hours, what type of clap do you need, do you use a wimbledon clarntion the pelosi clap, inspirational clap tepped of the movie, you know, or we are proud of them because theyre black. And remember you have o to keep your energy up the entire entire timed because you if get tired and lose form then it just looks sar cass particular, great jorks doctor, were so proud. No im just tired. You might think im overthinking things but check out this video of Prince Charles and camila also clapping for Health Care Workers tand is not going well. Okay, i feel like harry and meghan saw that video and they left the family all over again. Seriously y did it look so awkward. It looked like this was the first time they investor clapped in their livers. Is this supposed to hurt this much. The only thing i have ever touched is teacup. ,out,out. I will say as him arious hilarious as this was fours, this is probably what people look like to the royal family when we try to figure out what fork to use. And finally as shut downs have, well, shut down our liver, people are finding innovative ways to keep their traditions going. From online funerals to online bridal showers. And even to the worlds First Virtual bris. Yeah, turns out st really hard to circumcise a baby when are you not in the same state as them. Well now High Schoolers have jumped in and they are adapting prom season to the age of corona. In a normal year teenagers around the country would be getting ready for High School Prom but there is no prom to be had this year. However some families are coming up with some creative ways to keep this rite of passage alive. Some seniors are still dressing up, photographers are capturing students in formal wear to mark the occasion. The high school held a virtual prom for their students on zoom over the weekend. Formalwear was not required. One of the faculty meks act the as the prom dj. Students also voted for prom king and queen, making prom memories at home. This couple dined in the backyard. And there teens dad and grandpa were her dance partners. Aw. Speak speaking of grandpa at prom is one the sweetest thing i have severe seen. Normally the oldest person is r. Kelly, i think virtual prom is an amazing idea because the real winner are the kids who dont have prom dates because now no one has a date. Which means everyone has to stay home, yeah. So the ones who couldnt get dates feel normal instead of living their whole livers wondering why sheryl said no and went with her cousin instead, i mean her could you sifnlt whatever, man, prom is stupid, is what nie friends said when it happened to him, not me. So that is your ray of sunshine. Lets jump to the headlines. All around the world were finally seeing signs of life at the end of the corona tinl. The Prime Minister of new zealand declared that the virus is effectively eliminated in her country. Italy has reported its lowest number of daily deaths since march 12th. And in spain, children are now allowed to play outside for the first time in six weeks. And im surprised that spain has just let all their kids out at once like that. Like i thought they would do it little by little, you know, tapas style. I will say this, after coronavirus everything with tags sses more high stakes than ever f you thought it was bad before, but this is great news for spain. Because in france kids still arent allowed to go outside. Except for their cigarette break but then straight back inside to finish their wine. Mami. Meanwhile . Japan the mayor of osaka has come under fire after he said that quote men are better suited for Grocery Shopping during the pandemic because women take too long. To me it almost sounds like this mayor is projecting his personal life into his public announcement. Women take too long when they are shopping. And women also dont do the dishes even though it is their turn because my turn was yesterday and as a government we need to fix this. Like i really dont understand, why would you say this . Because yes, fine, i will admit it, men do tend to be faster when we shop for groceries. But stoanl because we go in without a plan. Yeah. Women waste time getting shopping carts and baskets. Men save time because we only buy what we can carry in our arms. And women spend so much time trying to get the exact right thing. Men are just like hey, babe, they are out of soy milk so i just got soy sauce and regular milk. We can just mix them, rights strkts same thing, right. Final headlines takes us to south africa the land of nelson mandela. Ving it uvu sphwhrrks ella late height toss Cyril Ramaphosa received international phrase for the country response to covid19 but one thing that wasnt as efficient was when he tried to put on a mask during a fp press briefing. Ramaphosa announced a partial reopening. But the south african president s Second National address in a week was overshadowed by a mask malfunction. As he urged South Africans to wear masks ramaphosa struggled with his own prompting hashtag cyril mask challenge to trend in south africa. Trevor okay, i cant tell if he doesnt know how to use a mask or if he doesnt know what part of his face is the mouth s it here, is it here, this kind, which s this, my favorite part was the sign language translate, cuz you dont need to know sign language to understand that this means you done [bleep] up. But i will say the president s credit he took all of this in his stride. Well, for those who were laughing at me yesterday, for those who were laughing at me, let me tell you something. I when you open the tv channel where i am going to teacher people how to put on a mask. So you can enroll however to put on. Trevor see now that, that is cool. A leader who can admit he got something wrong and he has a sense of humor about it because lets be honest, if this was trump, not only would he have said he wore the mask 100 percent correctly but everyone else would have to start wearing the mask that way from then on. And speaking of trump, lets kawch on the president s latest shenanigans in our continuing coverage of the pandemic. From the beginning of this crisis donald trump has been saying a lot of not smart things. He said the coronavirus would disappear like a miracle. He said people had nothing to lose by experimenting with hydroxychloroquine, and he even said that the virus cant see you if you dont move, he was confusing it with jurassic park. But a few days ago as you probably heard by now President Trump created shock waves of stupidity with his latest and probably greatest unlicensed medical opinion yet. President trump offering new but unproven suggestions of how to kill covid19 in patients using uv rays and injecting disinfect ant such as bleach and alcohol. Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous whether st ultraviolet or just very powerful light. And i think you said that leantd been jekded but are you going test it and then i said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And i think you said are you going to test that too. Sounds interesting. And then i see the disinfect ant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do Something Like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, so that you are going too have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds it sounds interesting to me. Trevor this is maybe the first time in documented history that we have seen someone not thinking out loud, injecting disinfect ent into your body . This is the probably the problem when its dumbest person in the room think thes are the splartest. Trump is like nev ill longbottom but with herminoe confidence. I dont even blame him there is no way he understands what even bleech is. Do you think donald trump ever cleaned anything in his life, ever used disinfect ent. Cleaning supplies might as well be magical positions to him. I dropped a hamburger on the carpet, then some mexican lady came in with some clorox, sprayed it on the carpet, said some spell in spanish and then it was gone. Now as crazy as the disinfect ant line was, i dont think we should be so quick to dismiss trumps uv light idea am because trump spends most of his time under uv light. And other than looking like Hickory Smoked bacon, he is the healthiest man in the wompletd i mean he even outlived kim jungun, a plan half his age. Plof me wrong, kim, if are you still alive, follow me back on twitter 6789 now if you have random guy with 12 followers, you can say shit like and and it doesnt maryt. You can say whatever you want about coronavirus. But doonld trump is not just some random guy. Donald trump was the star of celebrity apprentice. People listen to what he says. So his suggestion about indiswrecting people with a disinfect ent has had a massive fallout. The suggestion of ingesting disinfect ant, something that would be dang rouges and even deadly has sparked a backlash. Lie sol Parent Company issued a statement saying quote under no circumstances should our disinfect ent products be administered into the human body. We have heard from Emergency Management in various states that they have had a remarkable yup tick in the number of calls mostly thankfully from people who are just calling to stee whether st true whether she should consume or ingest disinfect ent. We had hundreds of calls in our hotline here in maryland about people asking about ingect injecting or ingesting these disinfect ents which is, you know, hard to imagine that people thought that that was serious. But people actually were thinking about this, was this something could you do to protect yourself. Yep, this is where we are now. Authorities have to respond to the president s ideas, the same way they do to viral tiktok drn drn another people were actually calling, calling their local Health Departments to ask if they should try to cure themselves with disinfect ent. Because that means that even the people who are dumb enough to drink bleach are still smart enough not to trust something donald trump says. I mean i was going to do it, but now that he said it, im not so sure. As always when trump says something insane about the coronavirus, it puts his team of doctors in a tight spot. Because they have to try and correct him without embarrassing him. And no one tries larder than dr. Birx. You didnt believe the president was putting anybody in danger, did you . No, and he gets new information, he like totion talk that through outloud. And really have that dialogue. And so that is what dialogue he was having. I think he just saw the flfertion at the time, immediately before the press conference and he was still digesting that information. Trevor bravo, dr. Birx. Bravo. St a great defense to not use the word dumb but just describe what being dumb is to describe trump. Shes like no, of course the president is not a stupid man. He is just a man approximate who thinks that night happens when god turns the sun off. Well, dr. Birx was trying to soften the blow, most of trumps defenders were doubling down. Oh, you liberals minutessed the point. Trump is thinking outside the box. This is actually a genius idea, when you think about it. This was priceless. After Trump Supporters spent the entire day defending him, the president went back on tv to make his fans look like idiots too. Is would you clarify your comments bh about injection of disinfect ent. No, i was sck a question sar castically to reporters like you, just to see what would happen. Now disinfect ent was doing this maybe on the hands would work. And i was asking the question of the gentleman who was there yesterday, bill. But i was asking a sar cass particular n a very sar cass particular question to the reporters in the room, about disinfect ent on the inside. But it does kicialtion and it would kill it on the hands and that would make things much better. That was done in the form of a sar cass particular question to the reporters. Trevor come on. We all saw trumps presser. We all know it wasnt sar cass. It is when you make fun of something by saying the opposite of what you mean. You cant use it as an excuse for when you mess up, my final answer is b. I am sorry, that is wrong. I was just being sarcastic. That that was my final answer. Wowr, im going go with c. Actually sarcasm again. Lets try a, and if not a, sarcasm means d with. And my favorite part the excuse is how he tried to have it both ways at the same time he says his suggestion was s arcastic but also goes on to explain why it makes sengs. Trump suggests injecting bleech the way others are suggestion a threesome. Obviously im joke, but like no, it was just a joke, come on. Youre all i need. And johnny. Just joking. Trevor mow we learned something new from donald trump. While the nation is chewing into tuning in for accurate information, trump is just testing out his newest comedy material and pulling everyones leg. Supposing we hit the body with a trum does, whether st ultraviolet or just very powerful light. And then i said suppose ug brought the light inside the body, which you can do, either through the skin or in some other way. And when i see the disin disinfectent knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we can do Something Like that by injeksz inside or almost a cleaning, cuz you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, it would be interesting to check. The one upside is that donald trump has given americans the perfect execution, the perfect execution because when all thrf is over, and other countries are asking americans how the hell did you elect donald trump, and americans are like no, deutd, dude, we were just being sar cass particular. Coming up, roy wood, jr. Has tip force getting a haircut at home so stick around. Well be right back. Were here for you and were open. Wow. Im an original. One of a kind. You feel me . Love ya. 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One of the small but real things that quarantining has forced us all to give up is geght our haircut. And while foregoing the barbershop say struggle for everyone, for black men in particular it say different kind of sacrifice, roy wood, jr. Has more. Thanks, i have been quarantined for bay month, my hair has been locked up for about five, i need to get a layer cut. I mr. Calling my barber. Whats up, big homie. Whats going on, man, how are you doing, how is the quarantine. Everybody good, family is healthy. You know, nice being able to. Very unfortunate, back to me. How you can teach me to cut my hair in two minutes. I can teach you a little something. First. Dont mess me up, look at my hair line, i hasnt got full haircut left. First you need to get some good clippers and good lighting. I got this, i got that. We im ready to recreate the black barbershop experience right here. I got everything. You what got. I got the mirror. Clirps. Okay. I got the comb, plus that mouthwash you put it in. That aint what we use. Listerine, combs in blue mouthwash. No, that is no mouth cash, that is is supposed to disinfect the combs. You telling me that this is good enough to disinfect my mouth but not a comb. I dont know, man. If im going cut my hair in my own house i want the authentic black barbershop experience. I even god the sandwich that yall be nibbling on while you cut a persons hair. A good barber dont eat while he cutting hair. You telling me you aint never seen a barber nibbling on fries in a carry out box. But fla sun professional. And that phone with a super long code so you can talk tie girl. Roy, stop it im going to show you how to cut hair. All you need to be worried about. The first thing you need to do is take the number two guard and establish a line. Establish a line. Kobe or lebron, you have to let people know where you stand immediately. Gnaw, nah, that aint what i am talking about, the line for the fade, that is where you start your fairksd you start blending. How about just a haircut, im trying to recreate the black barbershop experience. If i cant argue about random shit what is the point of going to the barbershop. Well, see that is the thing. You cant get the black barbershop experience at home. Because being at the shop is about community. Being able to communicate and talk to people and get stuff off your chessmentsd you cant get that at home. Oh, like therapy. Without a doubt. Therapeutic for the barber and the customer. Do you come over and cut my air swoa can argue about covid and lebron. Too dangerous t aint worth the risk. So barbers are risking their livers just to give somebody a fade. What can we do to help you. Should we venmo our barber some money if we feel like it. You can could do that but at the end of the day the best thing you can do to help barbers is to stay at home, keep with the social distance sog we can end this quarantine as stoon as possible and all get back to work. Thats right, but