Trevor lets get straight into the big news over the weekend. Yeah, i finally learned how to dunk boom turns out you just need to make the net a little closer to the ground. Dont know why i didnt think about that. Also this happens. Cnn projects joseph r. Biden, jr. Elected the 46th president of the president of the united states. There was jubilee as people flooded the streets celebrating from the white house to the west coast. Celebrations in the streets. In new york city the trystate and across the world. In the streets of the largest cities, today a party. In President Trumps hometown new york city, biden supporters shouted out their windows. There were bands and champagne. Whoo costumes and tears. An impromptu dance party broke out. Had sweet caroline sing alongs and nah nah nah goodbye sing along. Trevor oh, yeah, what a day, what a day, what a day, now, people were out in the streets dancing, they were partying, singing sweet caroline which is genius because any generation singing sweet caroline isnt going to get broken up by the cops. For real, this was such an amazing weekend. It was a festive atmosphere. Saturday always which mazing. Even coronavirus took the day off. Im kidding. But this weekend, joseph r. Biden was declared the 46t 46th president of the united states. I know it was tough waiting four days to get final results but its actuallile cool it happened on a saturday morning right . Because think about it, normally it happens tuesday, wednesday, just have to be at home. But now people could soak it in. They heard wit their families, going for a walk, even one guy found out ton golf course. President trump was not at the white house when he learned he lost it. He was golfing in virginia, driven home past his critics, cheering. cheers and applause trevor no matter what you think about trump, thats a terrible way to find out youre fired. Its bad enough for your boss to tell you to clean out your desk, but can you imagine on the way to your desk the entire office was lining the hallways to boo you. Get out of here, jeffrey the accounting was bert without you, you bitch having to see melania in the crowd hurt. Boo, you suck, dont come back this is tough for the secret service guys. Theyre trained to guard the president physically but not emotionally. I can protect you from a bullet, mr. President , but only you can protect your feelings. Also, whos surprised to learn he lost while golfing . Donald trump is always golfing. That was the most likely option. If they said President Trump learned this while volunteering at an orphanage, i would be shocked. What blows my mind is trump could keep playing golf after he got the news. I wonder if his golf partner found out first, used it against him just as he was taking a swing. Biden won whoa a part of me wishes trump didnt hear about the election until he got home because then he would have been driving past that crowd going, look, that wasnt my best game of golf but you guys dont need to boo. But for once the big political news was not about donald trump, as he disappeared into the white house bunker, it was time for the people who were kicking him out to come forward and take their bows. Ill work as hard for those who didnt vote for me as those who did. Let this grim error of demonization in america begin to end here and now cheers and applause trevor wow. I dont know about you guys, but after four years of having to listen to trump, a normal president ial speech was was almost weird. I was listening to the speech, like, wait, were not blaming anything on hillary . Nothing . And lets be honest, at this point, i bet even trumps people want biden to lower the temperature, mainly because half of them are running a fever from covid. Still, though, im sure they were happy to heard biden say let the grim demonization begin to end. Although i do like how biden didnt say lets end it, he said lets begin to end it, you know. It will be too dangerous to stop demonizing all at once. We have to stop being mean to each other in this country next week. Bull for now what the ~bleep going on with Mitch Mcconnells hand . See that . Looks like baloney fingers. Truth is biden was calling for healing and promising to work just as hard for the people who didnt vote for him as the people who did. After these last few years, man, i think thats a nice sentiment, although the truth is the country is so divided i dont know how that would work in real life, you know . Is biden really going to try to cater to both because everyone is so far apart. Im going to listen to dr. Fauci and then i will behead them. Then ill reach across the aisle, find myself hunter and lock him up. Am i a good president or what . Point, is its genuinely going to take time to get used to speeches that sound like speeches. That was a flawless evening, except when a confetti canon went off and doesnt look like they were expecting it. That was terrifying. I dont know about you, but when i saw that, the black part of me in the Movie Theater came out, going, get out of there, jo theyre trying to take you out kamala, get down we have to stop celebrating with things that sound like gunfire, fireworks, confetti canons, all of it. Half the time its is something good happening or shit going down . I dont need this, neither was joe biden. Blowing up things next to joe biden, at this point joe bidens campaign should be wrapping him in bubble wrap and storing him in the at tick till inauguration day. With the 2020 campaign over, we can see in many ways this election was america returning back to normal. America had a black president , then it had the opposite of a blackup. And now, its back to a regular white dude, back to normal. Oh, except for one major advancement for the first time in its history, america has elected a woman as Vice President. A black woman whos also an indian woman and, no matter what people think about kamala harris, her election is a major step forward in americas quest for gender and racial equality. For more on this historic moment in time, we turn to our very own dulce sloan. Dulce, a black woman is in the white house. A black woman is in the white house aaahhh this is such great news, trevor, especially after weve had 200 years of old whiteass Vice President s. Thy even look the same. You had your knock off wolverines, your creep yew dudes that would have driven white vans if they had been around back then, and the more recent years, guys that look like the football coaches of the losing team. Look at this guy. He looks like a photo shop of all the v. P. S put together. Was he even real . Trevor dulce, thats joe biden. He was obamas Vice President. Really . That must be an old picture. He looks like a baby speaking of which, having kamala as his veep is good for joe biden. Shes smart, experienced and as long as shes there republicans arent going to impeach him. He could straightup sell florida and the g. O. P. Would be cant risk that black lady being president. Trevor im surprised he picked kamala after the debate where she totally blew him up. Sometimes you get roasted so hard you aint even mad. Youre just like anyone with a punch like that i need on my side. Kamala brings balance to the administration, shes not biden, shes in a more progressive lane and can drive without special glasses. Trevor what struck me is that part of the speech where she said her being Vice President is a powerful symbol for little girls in america because they see nevils represented at the white house. Well, yeah, but people get too caught up in representation and symbolism sometimes, trevor, and thats not enough. We dont just need a kamala, we need policies that ensure a girl who looks like kamala but also lives in the hood also has a path to success. Just because i see someone who looks like me in a hallmark movie doesnt mean i get a poifned for christmas. Trevor great point. Still a lot of work to be done. There is, and its not going to be easy. Just dealing with the transitional loan will be tough for america because shes not replacing a white guy, shes replacing mike pence. This is like when your spotify shuffle goes from amy grant to cardi b. If youre not prepared, you will swerve off the road. In the meantime, lets enjoy the moment and celebrate the history. If you will excuse me, they started line dancing outside my apartment again and i need to join. Trevor thank you so much for that dulce. When we come back, President Trump has graciously conceded the election to joe biden with dignity and class. No, im just shitting you. He went bat shit crazy. Well tell you what he did after this break. Garcia, im coming sims really dude . Not cool. Haha not sorry. Get double xp in call of duty black ops cold war with mountain dew. Rated mature. Im gonna show you guys how to make my famous holiday rolls, cause tis is the season first up, youre gonna wanna knead the dough. Yeah yeah, good give it some life, ya know . Then youre gonna wanna talk to the dough like its your exboyfriend. Carl im not giving you the sweatshirt back yeah, and ive stretched it so it wont even fit you anyway slaps oh, i thought you liked the slapping. 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You look in pennsylvania, dead people voted in pennsylvania. Theres a software called hammer and scorecard used to flip votes from trump to biden. Is that indeed true . Weve had hundreds of thousands of ballots mysteriously appear solely for mr. Biden. This is coup 5. 0, lou. Trevor oooh, coup 5. 0 . Is that the coup in the forward facing camera . At this point get one of those. This is so bat shit i caught coronavirus just listening to it. Youre telling me the crafty democrats used their say tank powers to steal the election but for some reason they didnt steal the senate because, what, they were using the free version of satanic powers and taking the senate isnt the free one . The man lost by 4 million popular votes and had a chance to win the electoral college. How did that make sense . The only person donald trump should be mad at is himself because he started on third base and still somehow lost the game. If there really is voter fraud, we wouldnt want that to decide the election but donald trump always says theres voter fraud. In 2016, he said it about every single primary he lost and even said it was the reason that he lost the popular vote, its never been true. This is not just me saying it, the courts have also been like yeah, donald, were not buying it, buddy. The president s personal attorneys vowed to continue filing lawsuits even though they dont appear to have any path to 270 electoral votes and have already faced a string of court losses so far as judges keep saying these allegations are just not supported by evidence. You get to the cowferlt, you have to provide evidence, and the case they brought in michigan was summarily dismissed. Its on a postit note saying theyre telling me to change the addresses. Trevor thats the difference in fox news and court. In court they ask questions. You can go to fox news screaming joe biden found the election. In court they ask how. Uh, i got a postit note . I wonder does trump even have one lawyer that knows the law . All the people he knows he only knows them because they specialize in the criminal code they have been charged with. I need someone who knows fraud. Jimmy you did that for that, right . Youre on the case, just do to them what they did to you. Seriously, a post it note . Even if you want to get on judge judy, you have to have photos of a dented hood. Theyre not letting you on tv if you have a postit snow acing mahonda got fd up. Dont come up with a postit note. If joe biden isnt stealing this election why do i have this used condom in my pocket . I rest my case. Nobody should be surprised these guys are losing these cases with this kind of evidence because let me tell you something now, if you were in an episode of law and order with a postit note, that would be the shortest episode ever. I submit into evidence this post it. The case is dismissed. Trevor so with the courts skeptical, the campaign had to take their argument directly to the people, and honestly, it might have gone better if they had chosen a slightly different venue. The Trump Campaign held a press conference to challenge the Election Results at four seasons total landscaping in northeast philadelphia. Some people suspect the campaign intended to reserve the Four Seasons Hotel but accidentally looked this Landscaping Company located between the crematorium and a sex toy store. Trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani was speaking when he was told the election had been called for biden. Who was it called by . All the networks wow all the networks laughter trevor no, guys, come on, how is this real . Like, how is this real . How are you going to hold a press conference at landscaping warehouse between a crematorium and a sex toy store . As a general rule, if youre declaring war, dont do it 20 feet from a dildo. In some ways it makes sense because if you ask people whats halfway between a porn shop and crematorium theyd probably say Rudy Giuliani. By the way, i have a feeling Rudy Giuliani uses that sarcastic response a lot. Im sorry, who wants me to put my clothes back on . Everyone. Oh, wow everyone ive which Single Person in this dennys wants me to put my clothes back on. Now, the Campaign Says that they did mean to have the press conference at this venue, and i hope that thats true, but it really just sounds like trumps legal team accidentally booked the wrong four seasons and if that is the case, that would be so sad. Do you know how incompetent you have to be to get cat fished by a landscaping business . I love how the real four seasons says it has nothing to do with them because etch hotel chains are trying to get away from trump now. I bet motel 6 was, like, get out of here you scum bags youre grossing out our bed bugs. I also feel bad for anyone in a sexshop during the press conference. Imagine being in a sexshop and seeing every camera pulling up next door. Now you have to hide out in a dildo for six hours. Thats a long time to pretend to be browsing. Is this the edible underwear . Gluten free . They still outside . Okay. Do you have samples . So while the world is accepting joe biden is the next president , donald trump is planning to drag out the the fight for weeks, and his people are behind him all the way. Well, almost all the way. Despite no proof to support algraduation graduationings of widespread d despite no proof of allegations of widespread fraud or illegal voting, some of are ready to proceed. The media is getting everyone to coordinate joe biden as the next president but thats not how it works. Trump has not lost. Do not don seed, mr. President , fight hard. President trump is 100 within his rights to look into allegations of irregularities and weigh his legal options. Privately people believe that it is time for the president to concede the election. It is true Jared Kushner has approached the president on conceded the election and my colleague record the first lady has talked to the president about accepting the fact he has lost this election to joe biden. Basically theyre all just wait on the president to come to terms with whats happening. Trevor yes, melania and jared are reportedly trying to convince donald trump to concede. Though melania is work herring own hustle at the same time. Donald, you have to concede, pennsylvania says biden won and they also said our marriage isnt valid. I know, its their decision, the people have spoken. And as for jared schooling trump, imagine being told to grow up by a guy whos never gone through puberty. Got to hurt. Its not great for jared because this is yet just another impossible job trump has given him to do all right, jared, its your job to convince me to concede the election. Okay, sir, its time to concede. Eat shit you creepy mannequin. Catch me if you can aaahhh so maybe trump will decide to concede eventually or maybe he wont. Doesnt matter either way because its knot really his decision to make. Joe biden is going to become president on january 20th and trumps opinion about that counts for exactly one vote. Same as any other vote in america. And i know its hard to believe but after all this time, it looks like reality has finally caught up with donald trump. All right, were going to take a quick break but when we come back ill be talking to the civil rights legend ruby bridges about what it was like to be the first black student at an allwhite school. Dont go away. Ha. Hey, tracee, you cant say no to a classic. Oh. I cant hear you over ths flamin hot crunch. Girl, you know, wavy chips are way better for dippin. Crispy, airy, tasty poppables. Hmm hmm. I thought we talked about talking to the chips. I cant help it. I love me some lays. 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