Trevor right now the coronavirus is giving us good and bad news, like getting laid at the family reunion. Lets get straight to the bad news. Were passing a staggering 10 million covid 19 infections, the highest in any nation. Past week, 74 americans were diagnosed every minute. Countries across europe are struggling to keep covid 19 at bay. France has reported its highly daily death toll since the start of the second wave, and the weekly death toll in england and wales has jumped by 41 , sur surpassing 1,000 for the first time in june. In utah overcrowding intensive care units forcing the governor to declare a new state of emergency. I am placing the entire state of utah under a mask mandate until further notice. Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at pothead eyes. I see what corona did, it waited for us to be distracted by the election and, boom snuck into our lungs. How joey snuck into n sync, they were so focused on the dance moves they didnt realize the bus driver jointed the group. Its gotten so bad even utah is under mask mandate. You know its bad even when mormons are using protection. Thats the bad news. I promised you the good news, too. The news we have been waiting for pfizer said its vaccine candidate was more than 90 effective in early testing. Dr. Anthony fauci called the news extraordinary, he also says there are likely to be other effective vaccines coming soon. The news from pfizer was even better than expected. I would have been very satisfied with a 70 effective vaccine. According to a pfizer press release, out of 44,000 trial participants, 94 got sick from covid four weeks after the start of the twodose regimen and seven days after the second dose. Protection from symptomatic covid was greater than 90 . We were jumping out of the chairs, screaming, basically, this is unbelievable. Oh, my god we might put an end to this terrible pandemic. Trevor jumping out of their chairs screaming you know something is good news if it turns a laboratory into the apollo. The covid protection rate is 90 cheers and applause and maybe its because i grew up watching dexters lab, but this scientists accent makes me want to trust him more because he sounds like a scientist. Im not going to lie, if he had the voice of a frat bro, i might be a little hesitant. Dude, this protection rate is, like, 90 . Pretty much the opposite of when i bang. But this is amazing news. In fact, right now, if youre feeling chills, a little dizzy, lightheaded, that might not be corona, that might be the symptoms of hope. I know, you probably havent felt it in a while. If youve also lost your sense of smell, you should go to the hospital. Thats not hope. In a year like this, it feels so exciting to get all this good news in one week. Huh . One week, all this good news. Im going to calm down, 2020 is it my birthday . Wait, is it my birthday . Ive lost track of time. I dont need did i miss my birthday, guys . Plus dr. Fauci approves to have the vaccine, and that is a great sign. I pretty much dont do anything unless that man thinks its a good idea. Hey, dr. Fauci. I was thinking of ordering thai food and i wanted to get your thoughts. Yeah, i know youre busy but if you texted back, maybe i wouldnt have to call to be clear, there are still a lot of unknowns about this vaccine situation and how it could play out. Pfizer put out a very promising press release but they havent actually shown complete data yet. A press release is a trailer for a movie that looks cool but we still have to see the whole movie before we know for sure. Is it going to be avengers or Justice League. Paratite or Justice League . And this vaccine has to be kept cold at approximately negative 70 degrees celsius, which is like negative 4 billion fahrenheit in those imaginary numbers americans use. How are you going to keep a vaccine that cold during transport . One thing is to keep it in the limo between trump and melania, super chilly in there. Or heres my idea the government should hire every Ice Cream Truck in america to distribute the vaccine. Yeah, ill volunteer to drive. Mr. Ice cream man, we need the vaccine stop, mr. Ice cream man oh, i heard them. Im just going to make them run a few more blocks. So while were waiting for the vaccine to actually become available, we need to get the virus under control, and that job is about to fall to a new president. Joseph r. Biden and looks like hes hurting the ground running. President elect joe biden making it clear the work begins today, with the pandemic his first order of business. Biden briefed by his new Coronavirus Task force led by former obama surgeon general, David Kessler who ran the f. D. A. Under george h. W. Bush and bill clinton and dr. Marcella nunessmith a proffer of Public Health at yale. He implored every american to do their part. We can save tens of thousands of lives if everyone would just wear mask for the next few months. Not democrat or republican lives, american lives. Trevor poor joe biden. Hes trying to hard. He sounds like the only dude who tries to follow the rules at the sauna. Guys, if we all just wore a towel, we could avoid so many unnecessary rashes. But, yeah, biden has a brandnew task force. And personally, i think its an interesting choice to fill your task force with people who know what theyre doing. Like i dont even think he asked the my pillow guy. I mean, its not what were used to, but i guess well give it a shot. Thats going to be the biggest difference between trump and biden as president. Biden will be telling us all the boring things like, be responsible, look out for each other. Meanwhile, trump was like getting the one day a month with your divorced dad. Hell sneak you into six flags an let you try beer. Good for a day or two but after four years your future looks very bleak. Remember how the white house had a coronavirus outbreak because they didnt follow the rules and you thought it would whip them into shape . Think again. This morning the Trump Administration is yet again a center of covid outbreak housing secretary Ben Carson David bosse leading the president s election team, at least nine people in trumps circle to be diagnosed in recent days. Trevor goddam people, another outbreak in Trumps White House . Another outbreak . That means coronavirus has now been in the white house longer than most of trumps cabinet, and i expected this from everyone else, but ben carson, dr. Ben carson . I know you own a mask you have been wearing one for 40 years dont let these crazy white folk bring you down, carson, you saw what hay did to herman cain at this rate theyllle find coronavirus in the white house for decades, in the walls, in the insulation. Before biden moves in theyll have to cover the whole place in one of those tents. Given how much corona is in the white house, maybe trump shouldnt leave. Thats coronas h. Q. Now. Keep trump inside, build a wall around it and get joe biden a nice airbnb in d. C. That way everybody wins. When we come back, will donald trump actually leave the white house . Well, well find out. Plus Lenny Kravitz is joining us on the show. 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I mean, he wants to cling on to power as long as he can and, also, golfing isnt as much fun when youre not missing work to do it and trumps personal delusion he won the election might not matter so much but hes got a lot of people right there with him. Many are trying to steal this election from President Trump. There is no doubt about it. The real point is fraud took place and that should horrify us. I can factually tell you tonight it will be impossible to ever know the true, fair, accurate Election Results. Thats a fact. Theres simply no way joe biden was legitimately elected president , i just cant believe it i ask, oh god, that you would take your iron rod, and i ask that you would smash the delusion, father, as joe biden as our president. He is not the media said joe biden is president. Ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha laughter cheers and applause laughter trevor either that man is the devil or hes auditioning to be the next joker. The media said joe biden is president ha, ha, ha, ha laughter ha, ha, ha, ha maniacal laughing ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha whoo ha, ha, ha trevor ha, ha, ha now, whats really weird is fox has projected biden as the winner of the election but fox are the same people denying he won the election. Which is it . Like when your dog wants to play fetch and refuses to let go to have the ball. Make up your mind, fido. Whether these people are believing what theyre saying or pretending, its terrifying either way. Regardless,eth not surprising people like sean hannity and bow dobbs are trump right or die. Whats a bigger deal is republicans with actual power are also throwing their weight behind trumps election challenges. Falling in line, key republicans get behind President Trump and his claims without evidence of widespread voter fraud. The president has every right to look into allegations and eq recounts under the law. I stand with President Trump. If a democrat were doing this, they would be cheered on and were not going to let the media intimidate us. Secretary pompeo said he doesnt trust the Election Results either. There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump Administration. Overnight attorney general william barr in a Justice Department memo authorizing u. S. Attorneys to pursue substantial allegations of voting irregularities, if they find them. Trevor oh, maga fans rejoice because bill barr is on the case, yes the same bill barr who investigated obama and found nothing, with the same department of justice that investigated hillary and found nothing. So if youre looking to find nothing you know the man to call. Looks like Mitch Mcconnell and Lindsey Graham are also partnering with trump to undermine the election, which is a terrible idea, but i would love to see these three together in a heist movie. Okay, guys you steal the votes, and enill parking lot which four seasons . Mrrr here we go again. Now, look, i dont know if donald trump genuinely believes that hes the real winner of this election. I mean, keep in mind, hes actually the person who actually thinks he looks good. He does his hair in the morning and walks away from the mirror thinking, yeah, i nailed it. So who knows what he thinks. But the truth of the matter is most of the republicans know that joe biden will be the next president , and right now, theyre just saying what trump and his base want to hear, not because theyre worried about the vote that just happened but because to have the one thats around the the corner. Lindsey graham this morning fessed up as to one reason why theyre standing behind him. Theyve got two Senate Special elections that will occur in january if democrats win both. They will gain control of the senate under the new president. Lindsey graham said if we dont scrutinize these Election Results we could hurt our chances of rallying the base and turning them out in january. Theyre concerned that if they get sideways with theup, either he wont help in d. P. A. With these two seats at stake, or trump voters will be depressed and stay home. So again theyre playing this dangerous game to keep people energized. Trevor yeah, thats dangerous. Trump is screaming madeup shit thats weakening trust in american democracy, but republicans are going along with it so that they can squeeze out a few more seats in the senate. Its like burning down your house just to make smores or dating kevin fetterline so you can meet britney spears. Conceding to trump doesnt just rise concern about the democratic system, its also messing with joe bidens plans in some very concrete ways. Starting the transition of power between the trump and biden administrations is extremely critical, but biden is still unable to unlock all of the resources that should now be available to him as the winner of the election, including access to highly classified information and intelligence briefings. Holding the key, the General Services administration whose trumpappointed administrator emmy murphy has refused to cooperate with bidens transition as president elect. A spokesman telling cnn there is no election winner. Trevor to be clear, trump isnt off in a corner blowing off steam, no, his refusal to accept reality is going to affect joe bidens ability to govern effectively from day one. With all of the shit america is going through right now, joe biden needs every day that we can get. But now biden cant get briefings, cant get the money to set up his staff, and knowing trump i bet it will bet pettier than that, i bet trump will take all the Remote Control batteries when he leaves, hell replace the toilet paper with tall thin paper. Hell change the speed dials in the oval office so they call the wrong readers. President macron, how crazy is that vapt . This is Vladimir Putin so hopefully republicans will step up and give trch the tools he needs to take over the same way trump got the tools when he was going to take over because, otherwise, no one is going to be laughing. Well comment for this guy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha trevor definitely the devil. When we come back, well talk about how previous president s have conceded and which one of them was h the shower when he got the big call. Dont forget, Lenny Kravitz is still joining us, so stay tuned. 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One of the most important norms that a person who loses an election faces is to concede that election and allow that peaceful transfer of power to go forward the loser grants legitimacy to the winner in an election through their concession speec we fought hard, it we have fought the good fight. We accept this result. We will work together. Once the decision is made, we unite behind the man who is elected. Its a simple courtesy that began in 1896 with a telegram that William Jennings bryan sent to William Mckinley two days after the election, and the tradition has continued in some form or another in every election since. Al smith gave the first radio concession in 1928 after losing to herbert hoover. In 1940, moviegoers watched Wendell Willkie concede to fdr in a newsreel. trumpeting people of america, i accept the result of the election with complete goodwill. When gerald ford lost the 1976 election, his voice gone, he turned