Nostrils arent virgins any more. Today the world hit a major milestone as great britan became the first country to officially approve a fully tested vaccine. So big congratulations britan, it is amazing how much you can get done when you dont waste time combing your hair. And you know this is really, really great news for the world. Unless britain decides to use this opportunity to get revenge. So it turns out weve gotten the vaccine and well be handing it out to all of our colonies, oh, oh, thats right, you dont want to be colonies any more, i guess more vaccine for me, oh, aah, how do you like that now, ind india, so safety and precaution is fantastic but there is one country who might be taking their precautions a little too far. Belt gum is putting a four person lit limit on holiday parties deurd the pandemic pandemic. Officials say all gatherings must be held outdoor in a yard or garden and only one guest will be able to enter the house during the entire party. If you really have to go to the toilet there will be nothing left to do but return home said a government spokesperson. Whoa, whoa, hold on. Only one person at the party is a you laked to use the bathroom that say terrible idea. For starters, how do they decide who gets to be the designated bathroom user. Does the host tell you in advance, do they regulate your nog intake or decide based on what you ate. The worst part about not being able to use the bathroom su lose your excuse for bailing on a conversation. That is the only reason you go to the bathroom at a party. Now you have to be honest. Okay, well, thank you, thank you, yeah, ive got to go. No, i dont have to use the bathroom, i just dont want to talk about your kids any more. I hate them right now. I dont even know them. Of course it is at least possible to practice social distancing at a garden party. You can at least try. But it is much more difficult at a sex party. So when authorities in belgium discovered that people were throwing an orgy in violation of the Lockdown Police were sent to break it up. But that is when the real scandal began. The hungarian member of the European Parliament has resigned after breaking lockdown rules by attending what has been described as a Gay Sex Party in brussels. Jozsef szajer who previously backed antilgbt legislation in hungary admitted attending the party which was broken up by police. The they simply said that they were there raiding a party which appeared to be breaking coronavirus lockdown restrictions. They are are also reporting the bulgarian media tried to run away from the party by climbing down a drain pipe and he was then caught by the police in the street. Trevor damn, i cant believe a home phobic politician was caught at a Gay Sex Party going down a drien pipe and then he tried to escape. High five. And by the way, being at an illegal sex party when the police storm in must be so awkward. Because you dont even realize it is a real police raid until it is too late. Think about it, you probably assume somebody ordered stripper cops. Oh yes, officer, i have been a really naughty boy, wow, real handcuffs. You take this seriously. Ha ha but yes, my friends, once again another antigay politician has been caught in a gay sngs scandal. Which by the way there is nothing scandalous about gay sex. The scandal is that they said with antigay, gay is bad and turns out they were doing it. And honestly part of me feels bad for these politicians because clearly they live in a society that has made them so terrified of who they are and they hate themselves and the people that they go to extreme lengths when they dont need to. Half the time st not about family values. They just dont want somebody dating their erck x. Lets move on to the latest news from outgoing president donald jump junk food trump. His plans to stay in the white house is not going smoothly. His lawsuits are failing. He hasnt been able to hide in the vents and now one of the loyal supportedders attorney general bill barr said there was no evidence of the widespread voter fraud that trump has been screaming about and that has got to be especially humiliating for trump. Because you realize up until now, bill barr has always had his back. But now its like gone. Mus be like when you roll up at a like you sorry as bichs, if you think you can take on me and my boy bill, yo bill, all rightk now when i said sorry ass, i am saying sorry ass bitches but if trump knows he will be dragged out of the white house soon, at least he is planning to do it in the trumpiest way possible. And lets find out how trump yen in another edition of go big and go home. One of the weirdest quirks of being an american president is having the power to pardon any one for any federal crime. Sort of like a code for americas scrus tis system. It looks like President Trump will spend the neck two months mashing those buttonses with President Trump may soon wield the power of the pardon in unprecedented ways. Multiple sources say the president is wearing weighing whether to preem tiffly pardon family members and several close associates. Among the names the president discussed behind the scenes, the oldest three of his five children. Don, jr. , eric and ivanka as well as son in law jared kushner, sources tell abc news the president s lawyer Rudy Giuliani is also among those who in recent weeks directly asked President Trump for a preem tiff pardon. Though geul annie de sighs in. Lets break down what is being considered, we are talking about pardons being issued before the president leaves office for people who have not even been charged with a crime. The preem tiff, get out of jail free card before a crime has even been committed possibly for friends be family, even the president himself. Trevor guys that is adorable. Trump is pardoning his kids and his house pets. And hes not even pardoning them for anything specific. Just handing out pardons like a gift card. You have to let you pick your own crime socker enjoy. There is something crazy, you know, live a little. Of course the big question is can trump legally pardon himself. Because you see, no one knows for sure. But i actually want trump to try. Just because it will be fun to see how will do it he will probably be like i hearby pardon you. No, i pardon, stop pointing at me. Im trying to pardon you. You are are so good looking but youre pardoned. Trevor before you say oh, typical donald trump, only in it for himself well hey, thats not true. It turns out that anyone may be able to get a pardon from trump for the primates. The white house is investigating a potential bribery scheme involving president ial pardons. It was revealed in heavily redacted Court Documents pertaining to a search warrant of several offices, the investigation seems to involve at least two individuals who quote acted as lobbyists to senior white house officials without registering as lobbyists to support pardons or reprieve of sentence for a person who appears to be known to investigators but his name has been redacted in these newly unsealed documents. The investigation also involves an alleged officer from someone whose name had also been redacted of a quote substantial political contribution in exchange for a president ial pardon or reprieve of sentence. The documents do not name President Trump or any other white house official nor do they say whether anyone in the white house new about the knew about the alleged scheme. Trevor whoa, so there was already controversy over trumps pardons and now bribery might be involved as well. Basically trump managed to shove up with of his scan will das in the middle of another scandal. So impressive. Now to be clear, all we know is that someone apparently offered to bribe trump with a Campaign Contribution in exchange for a president ial pardon. We dont know if trump actually pardon the guy. We dont actually consider this or if you have heard about it. We dont know what trump did. I will say this though. After knowing him for this long, i think we can assume that my man is not going to turn down some pardon cash. If anything i think we should be impressed that he hasnt started targeting instagram ads to former felons. So that is where we are right now. President trump is trying to stay in office. But if it doesnt work out, it looks like his plan is to just pardon everyone in his innercircle on his way out of the door. Whether that is constitutional or not, we dont know. 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Learn crunching today. El welcome back to the daily social distancing show, so by now everyone knows the damage the coronavirus can do sto your body, it can destroy your lungs, can injure your kidneys, it can even take down your presidency but it turns out the pandemic isnt just harming our bodies strk also harming our homes. Are we headed for another mortgage crisis . The slow motion disaster in americas neighborhoods. With more than 21 million americans out of work, more and more homeowners are struggling to pay their mortgages. We are seeing a big spike in the number of delinquent homeowners since the pandemic began. Right now 6. 6 percent of all mortgages are in some stage of dling wednesdayee thark is 3. 3 million American Homes, nearly doubling in just nine months. If we dont put money in peoples pockets, if we dont extend the moratorium on he viks and mortgage fore closures, were going to be seeing millions of people homeless in the mid ef middle of winter when disease is rampant, people being forced to go to work because they are sick because they need food and to pay rent that is unconscionable. Trevor whow guys, 3. 3 million American Homes is an insane number. That is like if everybody in jamaica was suddenly homeless. I mean they would probably be chill about it because they is so much great gra weed and great weather you approximate still very inconvenient it is truly amazing that the american government, the most powerful nation in the world has failed its people so badly. I mean it almost feels like they tried to one up the damage coronavirus cor own is doing. I am going to cause a Massive Public health crisis. Then were going to cause a massive economic and housing crisis. Damnk you guys are cold. Trevor while the pandemic is causing millions to face a mortgage crisis for the first time, housing instability is nothing new for black people. In fact, it is something africanamericans have been dealing with long before the coronavirus. So lets find out why in another installment of if you dont know, now you know. It is no secret that white people have had an easier time getting ahead in america. But one of the most Important Reasons for this might surprise you. For millions owning a home remains the heart of the american dream. But many black americans have been left out. A new report says to 44 of black families own a home compared to 74 for whites. Owning a home is a way that most people develop wealth. It is a way that for years and years and years people have been able to pass something on to their children or pay for their education. It is part of the reason the average white family has about ten times the median fealt wealth of a black family within the gap between white and black homeowners is greater now than it was since before the Fair Housing Act of 1968 when segregation was legal. Trevor thats right. The homeownership gap is worse for black people now than it was in segregation. Which is insane i have never thought a black guy could be able to say oh, jim crow, those were the good old days. But it makes sense when you realize how owns real estate helps you build wealth, and that wealth becomes generational. Because Home Ownership is one of the surest ways for families to pass down wealth. Not beanie babies, grandma. But they are cute so save them. But think about a portfolio, black americans have had less wealth than white americans for decades and a large part of that was because they couldnt build wealth by owning a home. But why . Why couldnt they own homes at the same rate as white americans. Well, like most things dealing with racial inequality, it starts with the government. During the new deal, the homeowners corporation refnlsed more than a million loans, nearly one out of every five mortgages in urban america. Now the main problem with the Homeowners Loan Corporation was red lining. All of that wonderful Government Finance was only available to white people. The Homeowners Loan Corporation essentially deemed black people too risky to loan. The holc created Residential Security where the term red lining comes from. Green meant best area, best people, blue meant good people, like white collar families, yellow meant a declining area with working class families. And red meant detrimental enforce influences most meaning negros es with. They they are hazard olts to lend in because they were infiltrated with negroe or threated with negroe incoachment. Trevor what a ternl era when the phrase infull traited by negroe could be a term used by the federal government when it should only be used for a doab ass album. Certificately do you know how [bleep] it is to describe those neighbor hootds as infiltrated by negroes that is where black people live but they made it sound like black people were breaking and entering into their own houses oh, shiti mi in, oh t is my house, what am i doing. I live here. You didnt have to read between the lines, you know, you see black now and you are trying to get a loan, it will be like we take a varietyoffactor poos into account in loan approval process. Back back then the manager was like look alive, fellas we have an negroe encroaching, white women in the vault, come on. By the late 19 60s court rules that red lines was illegal. But there are more subtle ways that black people are still kept from purchasing houses. For example, Real Estate Agents who are just really trying to keep neighborhoods just white. An undercover project to see whether whether or notofReal Estate Agents treated perspective tenants who are black any differently than tenants who are white. And they did a lot. The risks to africanamericans in particular of suffering potentials discrimination was about 5050. I have had agents invoke burning crosses to disswayed me from buying a home in certain areas. This newsday footage shows an agent handling one tester who is black and wants to see a house without a prequalification letter. You can try another person but i dont have the time to do that. But for the white buyer also with no letter. She shows that buyer two. In other cases newsday records agents who are appear to be steering minorities towards mixed communities. Every time i get a listing or client i get so excited because. But with a white buyer the same agent texting him about recent gang killings there. Those Real Estate Agents got caught, i would love to hear their feebl excuses no, no, no, when i told one buyer the neighbors were nice people and the other ones mr. Gang killers i meant they were nice gang killers. By the way, invoking burning crosses trying to stop a black person from moving too a neighborhood is not only racist, it is overkill. You want to stop a black person from halving moo into a home, tell them their next door neighbor adds raise raise reins to peet poat salad, they are out. And even though red lining was outlawed as an official policy t sures looks like the banks are still doing it. Lenders deny mortgages for black applications at a rate 80 higher than that of white applicants. When we do get loans they are much higher interest rates, much worse conditions. If you are africanamerican making more than 100,000, are you more likely to be put into a subprime loan than if you were a white person making less than 35,000. Subsequently black and brown families were disproportionately impacted by the 20072010 housing cayses being more than twice as likely than whites to lose their home. After educational, crime, homes it is about 156 billion in lost equity. One coup nell florida saw their appraisal increase by 40 after they removed any evidence that a black woman lived there. I took down the family pictures that we had. In the home. And you know basically any markers that there were africanamericans living in the house. Replacing them only with photos of her husband and his white family. When the second appraisal comes back. The value of their house shot up more than 100,000 dollars. Think about that. Her home appraisal went up 100,000, 100,000, getting rid of her family not he owe did more for her home values than putting in a swimming pool. And again, can we agree that this is racist . Yes, because just having pictures of black family members shouldnt drive down the value of a house. Because you have pictures of black people, unless that black person is r. Kelly, then is like i dont care, i know what was happening in. There so when it comes to Racial Discrimination in housing, america has come a long way. And there is still a long way to go. But until the government gets certificate quus about Racial Discrimination and mortgage lending and wholesalingk well, neil has got you covered. Are you trying to sell your home but cant get a good price . Because you black . Youre trying to get a new house but these Real Estate Agents are keeping you in the poor house.