Commentary: Robin writes by Robin Garrison Leach - The second original sin, snoring Robin Garrison Leach FacebookTwitterEmail The Garden of Eden could not have been paradise if Adam snored. The first man was perfect at first, so he didn’t. Eve could lie next to him, cover his deficient ribcage with a loving embrace and drift off to sleep in heavenly peace. Then came the fateful day of banishment from the garden. Adam and Eve collapsed in exhaustion when evening came in their barren wasteland and huddled together for warmth. Eve’s body spooned against her man’s and she felt his weary muscles relax.