Lovely Wife has the summer off, and as itâs been for years, she feels she has to have a summer project. (âDerangedâ is the only word that comes to mind.) To begin, you have to understand Lovely Wife is an organization fiend. To give you an idea, her label maker has a label on it that reads, âLabel maker.â Donât be too hard on her, though, because she comes by it naturally. Her mother once put the toaster away ⦠while her father was making toast. And every box and container in her fatherâs garage is labeled. (Cute story: My favorite label in the aforementioned garage is on a box that reads, âPaint and paint adjuncts.â Thereâs also a container in our pantry full of food processor blades and such that reads,âFood processor adjuncts.â I rest my case.)