scoffing in disbelief. hey, turn that off. no cameras. audio only. we, too can pull a spicer. his briefings have been getting shorter. >> thank you, guys. >> reporter: one online commenter begged, please tell me that news outlets will play the audio-briefings over gifs of melissa mccarthy-as-spicer, be still my heart. >> no one will never see me again. >> yes. >> reporter: it's as if spicer is a hostage at his own briefings, as one poster noted, with a thousand-yard stare. and he got more grief. >> he wasn't hiding in the bushes, okay? he was hiding among the bushes. okay? >> reporter: reporters get treated like misbehaving kitties. >> one at a time. cecelia. >> hey, major, major, cecelia is