society. can we just agree to that? and every kid should eat as much as possible. >> why are you trying to keep these kids as fat as humanly possible? >> the only problem is you can't have candy when you are drunk. you know when you are walking around drunk and eating a candy bar? kids can't do that. >> i was also a fat kid. and for the fat kids out there, you can grow up to sort of look like break even, meed yoater. -- meed -- mediocre. >> we learned that candy is a metaphor for our cultural diversity. it is what makes us americans. >> there is not one color in the m and m bag. think about it. from guns -- wow, that was a story we didn't do. >> let's do it anyway. >> we had this story we were going to do on guns, but it