>> white milk i can't stand. i can't even look at it. i was milk monitor. >> we have a bunch of little nerds on had show. >> seriously, i was a milk monitor. >> you got a little cart and -- i hear the jealously. >> i was out back selling my mom's halcion. >> i was concerned about the calcium. >> we killed a snich while you were selling milk. >> all right. well, you know what, this is supposed to be a prochocolate milk segment and it's turned into nothing but some rantings of a mad man. >> mad men. >> i love the glass bottle filled with creamy chocolate milk. >> when you're hung over there's nothing better. >> if they had a chocolate milk