>> i was dispondant. i was losing all hope my would ever bring my joy again. and then. >> we're just confirming donald trump will moderate a republican debate on december 27th in des moines, iowa. >> thank you, jesus. sometimes when god closes a door, he opens a window. sometimes standing outside that window is a circus peanut wearing a badger. >> donald trump is a friend. he's my best friend. number one best greatest friend of all time. we race yachts. we trade mistresses. i call him trump card. he calls me cold beer. the guy is a boob. he looks like a tangelo had sex with an old dish rag. >> donald trump has decided to cancel his republican debate he