Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. Get out the way [screaming and yelling] greg well, thats disgusting. Appalling. And when im disgusted and appalled, i need to see more. Oh, new angle. Check the two guys in the water, make sure nobody drowns. Hey, hey, hey oh, my god that hurts. And then more people jumped in to defend the guy and it turned into quite the melee or what the irish call, friday night. But its what the rest of us might call just plain good tv which explains how this quickly went from a local story to a national one. The fact is, fights are interesting. Well watch a fight in some far away Parliament Rather than go to a Council Meeting in our own neighborhood. Especially when its set to heavy heavy heavy greg yes. See what i mean . But that cant be the only reason why a story about a Fight A Riverfront Merited so much attention. Hell, cable news actually took the local Press Conference, the police Press Conference, live. And thats including us. Is it because we think aunt helen in boise might know one of the brawlers in montgomery or are we just filling up space to help out a restless and bored and anxious country. There is no point to cover this story but everyone did. So who is the bad guy in this brawl . I guess i should have an opinion. If i dont, then im not doing my job, i might as well be bill hemmer. This makes him mad when i get home. I assume the other guys were parked where they werent supposed to be parked and they should have just moved their boat but they didnt so you end up with this fight. And because it was whites versus blacks, youve got something even more news worthy, race. Im sure if it was white on white or black on black it would matter less but it wasnt. And that brings me to another vital part of the story. The black guy who got attacked says it has nothing to do with race despite what his coworkers say and cops did consult with the fbi to determine whether it could have been a hate crime. They concluded it wasnt after again the guy who got attacked told the cops he didnt believe it was racially motivated anyway despite another person having claimed to have heard the n word. So the guy who got jumped isnt calling this a race fight why should anybody else . The truth is with anything like this there can be bad dudes and good dudes on both sides that has nothing to do with race. But the moment there are groups of a specific types, the media has taught us to see that variable first rather than the actual individuals within. Anyway, lets be honest. The video of the fight is better than 98 of what you see on netflix. Seriously, why have you not even noticed the Writers Strike . Because that void, the place where we seek entertainment, is now found in the same place as our news. News and entertainment are indistinguishable. Its like if my wife asks me if i have dinner and i say i already ate, but it was three margaritas. Drinks are dinner and entertainment is news. And the good news is people who get on fights and trains and planes and now loading docks, they never strike. Theyre always here when you need them. Maybe we should pause and give them a moment of appreciative silence. That mother beep bleep that mother [bleep] right there is not real. Greg the amazing thing about life these days we have e demock iced Entertainment One day you could be minding your business looking at videos on your phone and the next day youre whats being watched on the video on phone could happen to any of us. The most local stories could go national and we treat it for news when its really just chewing gumming for an anxious and restless soul but something to do until you chew the flavor out of that event. No Lasting Impact unless its you in that video and and thats something to remember. At any moment you can become news and the odds are you will, no one is safe especially in the summer when the people behind the scenes stop making up the news and leave it to the rest of us. And its safe to say i think were doing a better job. [cheers and applause]. Period greg lets welcome tonights guests she puts the fox in fox news, host of the story, Martha Maccallum [cheers and applause] greg he thought love is all you need, until he lost half his stuff. Actor, writer and comedian jamie lissow [cheers and applause] greg shes a woman of the people, and those people are weirdos. Fox news contributor, kat timpf [cheers and applause] greg and finally, black cats avoid him for bad luck. My massive side kick and the nwa World Champion tyrus greg . Greg so this story involves a number of variables. Youve got fights, brawls, youve got race. Whos the expert here on this . Kat . You havent brawled in years. All right, tyrus. We had a conversation about this last night and you had a very interesting take on it. Tyrus well, the first thing, we dont talk about how much the pandemic has hurt us and we saw it because weve lost the ability to fight. I think everybody in here, that was the worst fight ive ever seen in my life across the board. And i used to blame bad fighting on white people but my people showed up and together everyone was out of breath. You dont throw a punch and try not to get hit at the same time. It just doesnt work. That, and the fight was so bad that women were getting punched and everybody was okay with that. Like there wasnt one person that went on tv and was like, these men were hitting women. Because the women had a fighting chance. Like there was one where the guy hits her and shes like, did you just hit me . So theres equality, happy to see it. But, i mean, what has happened to us with fighting. You cant listen, when you are fighting someone you are going to say stuff. So there probably was a couple n bombs that went out there, probably from us talking to us coordinating our attack. And then one very scared white guy was like did you just call your buddy the n word and thats why he got the chair. It was a setup. But the fighting was awful and im glad that the man came up and said, it had nothing to do with race, it had everything to do with bad beer, no cardio, and just overall just laziness. Greg thats an astute analysis. I want to go to the news side martha. We actually did the Press Conference for this. Martha yeah. Greg is it because its news or because we just like gratuitously bizarre stuff . Theres hundreds, thousands of people suffering every day but this was a story because its just fun to watch. Martha im going to go with choice b. Greg yes. Martha i think thats probably, in our news Decision Making process, when i came into my meeting that mornings everyone was, did you see the video . Have you seen the fight. But i ask myself why this stuff seems to happen more often now and you point to covid. And im thinking that it has something to do with the nexus of bad beer, cocktails and not enough clothing. Its like when people are too casual, they tend to get into fights. Like look at what happens when people wear sweat pants at the airport theyre pulling each others hair out. Did this happen during victorian time, women who were corseted with large skirts, Scene Sglooings they didnt have airports. Tyrus shes right back then you had to slap somebody with a glove and then there would be an arrangement. But somebody had to go. Martha these people are not the best us and go Out On A Limb and say the pontoon boats are not the best and when they got handcuffed they were totally like yeah that happened. Greg i want to relive that stage of my life where you get arrested and youre like, yeah, just another day. Martha just sitting on the dock. Greg jamie did that remind you of how your divorce jean yeah, yeah. Greg you didnt see that coming. Jamie this really hit home. I now only have half a pontoon boat. It really was, though, i loved it. It was like watching mma where no one trained. You know . And youre right about the netflix people watch this more than i have a tv show on netflix, it took a year to write. I should have just fought tyrus. That would have been too short. Tyrus maybe build your way up. [laughter] jamie for the finale. How about the coverage on these fights though that had more Camera Angles than my comedy special. My favorite part watts the Folding Chair. Wasnt the Folding Chair there . The Folding Chair is the only piece of furniture thats just as comfortable to be hit with as it is to sit in. Greg it is true though. Why would you hit somebody with a chair . I mean, its like, thats a lot of work. Got to lift it up. Just hit em with your fist. Tyrus did you see them fighting greg . Martha theyre big Jerry Springer fans. Greg thats why it started. So, kat, what did you make have you ever been in the middle of a brawl . Kat no. I was so close, though, because i do have a show in Montgomery Alabama this upcoming sunday august 13th, tickets are available at the real kat timpf. Com. Greg why dont you have oh, my god. You should have both sides open the show kat i saw it trending on twitter when i was in the hotel at another one of my shows and i was like what happened. It was i assume a drunkle fight. I have a question for martha because we share a wall our offices are next to each other so she knows i come to work every day in a track suit and hoodie and i dont have a corset on. Do you think im a violent person . Martha i think it could possibly go down that road kat ive never been in a fight ever. Not to brag. Greg you have stabbed people kat no. Why does everybody always think that . I mean, nobodys offends these pontoon jerks, theres no like bail fund for these losers. Everybody hates these guys. Tyrus at least give them free fight lessons, the least they can do. Jamie theres actually a go fund yourself. Greg all right, before we go a quick reminder. I have some amazing Guest Comedians for the next stop on my book tour, tom shillue, jim morton, joe mackey and nick depaul 0. Go to ggutfeld. Com for tickets. Up next joe gets confronted by a doocy and the evidence against hunter gets more juicy. 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Tough questions make joe petty as new findings make hunter sweaty. And once again the bidens and the media play dumb about where all that money came from. Bank records obtained by the House Oversight committee, or hoc, revealed the biden family and friends made at least 20 million from foreign sources. Guess this is what joe meant by going green. Most of the money rolling in while biden was a veep back when he could still zip up his own fly. Check out this Handy Info Graphic we put together. Pretty amazing stuff. 8. 1 million from china, 6. 5 if from ukraine, 3. 5 from russia, 3. 1 mill from romania and 142 grand from kazakhstan. Havent heard numbers that alarming since abc bought that cattle scale to way the cast of the view. [laughter] greg that was a long way. As Committee Chair man james comer puts it no Real Services were provided other than the Biden Network Meaning Joe himself. Thats a new ad campaign, no Real Services will be provided. Pure play to play. Makes sense they dont want Little Navy Joan roberts to have the biden name because they dont want to cut her in on the action. Our very own peter doocy tried to get to the bottom of it by hopping over a fence to get a closer talk to the president. He looked like me when i tried to break into the Jonas Brothers dressing room. Watch it, for gods sake. Theres this testimony now where one of your sons former Business Associates is claiming that you were on Speaker Phone a lot with them talking business. Is that what never talked business with anybody. And i knew you would have a lousy question. Why is that a lousy question . Because its not true. Thank you, mr. President. Greg well, someone woke up on the wrong side of their life alert. But even liz warren can read these smoke signals. Here she is on another network. Look, i, i always worry about the influence peddleers in washington regardless of party affiliation. We have a problem with the revolving door, selling off their access to our elected officials. Weve got to shut down the revolving door. Greg kudos to liz for not sticking to the usual talking points, or as she calls them, tps. Laugh laffer. Greg i like when people do this, put their glasses like that. Jamie are you keeping up with the latest hunter news in alaska. Jamie yeah, i absolutely have been since i heard we were doing this tonight. Did you hear they think that biden was at some of those dinners with hunter and the oligarchs. They didnt have him by name but they said every Dinner Somebody kept ordering the T Bone Smoothie and they think that was biden. That question was a doocy you have to admit biden is used to easier questions like hey, you going number one or number two . To which he always has the same answer like how am i supposed to know . So much craziness though. I get like they said they poured through hunters bank accounts. I was like god i wish i had enough money for someone to pour through my bank accounts. He was like, i just did mine, just like that. I just poured through. He bought a car for 160,000, thats how much. Thats crazy. I never when i would get a car i would just have to wait for like a grandmother to die. I do have a pretty nice to be honest, you know, things are doing better since being on gregs show my car now has some cool features it has that thing where if you back up and you get too close to something it makes like a crash noise. [laughter] greg all right. Thats enough. You did like six. Pretty good, though. So, martha, it seems like the media is dropping the ball on. Should bee even be surprised . Now they go of course there were these meetings. They used to deny it and now they say everybody knew. Martha i love tappers question to Elizabeth Warren he says we all know there agencies no connection to joe biden and the money but what do you think about this . I dont know what the president Thought Peter was going to ask him and i find it very interesting that he was like, yeah, come on over. So he wanted to engage with him. He knows hes not coming over to say chocolate or vanilla ice cream. And, you know, he knows hes going to ask him a question but then he just wants to shake in his face and call him like a dog faced pony soldier and tell him its a lousy question. But, you know, he didnt answer the question and i had john kirby on from the white house and i said the question is the phones sitting on the table. Its not whether or not you were in business, the phones sitting on the table is what devon archer said bought the influence because it was the presence of look who i can get on the phone. Thats all they needed. So i cant figure out why everyones having such a tough time making some sort of connection. Greg its because they just dont want to, right, kat kat yeah, the way biden reacted to peter doocy asking that question is the way every guy reacts when confronted with cheating. Like i cant believe you asked me that. I heard you called her 20 times. Why did you ask me that question . He deflected it. He attacked the question rather than answering the question. Again still nobodys answered my question, i dont know, martha you can take this free one if you want, did anybody else in the meeting call their dad . Or was it just the guy whose dad was the vicepresident . Martha i like how they cut his