Kilmeade. There seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. Whenever one of their latest causes goes south. And myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. Whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopis legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. She did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. Direct your letters to her for that image. Do you remember the duke scandal . You are not supposed to. That is when a bunch of white frat boys were accused of raping a black stripper. The problem was it never happened. The only person who went to jail is the prosecutor. And the stripper never writes back. How about the khadeen kids . Remember when those catholic kids were portrayed as racist for has been a i almost had a naked american man. But then video turned up showing that he was actually hassling them first and he turned out to be a serial liar claiming vietnam veteran status when jane fonda spent more time overseas than he did. I assumed after that, the media would learn their lesson. But then theres jesse je jessie. Then came russian collusion and hunters laptop. I could go on and on but i dont want to from Fox Friends First and their method viewers. Theres another memory they want you to forget but it still lingers like a fart in a shower. It is because of its horrible consequences. Of course, defunding the police. It started with the squad, the birthplace of ultimately deranged ideas. The left left it. Remember kamala offering to the bail out rioters. It is the last time she ever did anything accomplishment. Bielema raised enough money their thousands of cops on patrol. Instead, that many wind to mansions and swimming pools. It was going to be a Brave New World where we all just get along, where criminals helped little old ladies cross the street instead of knocking their teeth out and taking their purses. And then a funny thing happened. Reality came. Turns out defendant was the worst idea since hunter said hey, lets record this. [laughter] san francisco, l. A. , chicago, philly, st. Louis, new york, our major cities looked scarier than the entire cast of the view raking up on a saturday morning. Are Police Academies became as empty as a freshly included walgreens and the subways as gross as johnny depp his teeth. And it was not just major ci cities. In minnesota recently the entire Police Department resigned. Granted it is six people. But still. And right on cue, as this chaos becomes an election issue, democratic memory loss returns. Certainly we are told they did not mean defined. Yet, you do not think we were serious, did you . Those were just the weirdos from the squad. Which is like the mob blaming their hitmen. They do your agugua, so your hands look squeaky clean. Blame the squad. Dont be fooled, nothing has changed. We have just got defended by different means. Call it soft defended. Bail reform has meant that shoplifting just past pickleball as the nations Fastest Growing export. [laughter] true. It is easiest on the knees unless you are carrying a flat screen. Our Border Security is about as reliable as Brian Stelters food diary. Our downtown looks like scenes from the afghanistan withdrawal or worse, kats office. Kat you are not supposed to catch me wearing a blanket. Greg yes. [laughter] so what is the solution . Is it are going to get better . How about this for an honest answer . No. This is it. It is the new normal. And it is about as normal as Rachel Levine singing i am a woman, hear me roar. Meaning the new normal used to be the old abnormal. It has flipped. Thanks to the mentally ill and delusional left. So if you live in a city and you are okay with that, fine. If not, you got two options. You can fight back. You know, like these did. Or like daniel penny. [cheers and applause] or you could end up like daniel penny. You will be the one who ends up with felony charges. Then that leaves option two. Frankly im out of ideas. But if you have an idea, you could use a suggestion box. We do have one, you know . If someone has not stolen it. Lets welcome tonights guests. He was the inspiration for stalkers, of Fox Friends First , to pyro. [cheers and applause] she causes more triggerpoints than alec baldwin. Deputy opinion editor and newsweek, budget ungarsargon. She is like, snow white. Usually comatose and sorted by dwarves. Fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and steroids take him to get stronger. My sidekick and the heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] todd, how are you doing . Todd when i was a teenager, i used to wear doctors. How uncool can you be as a teenager to wear duckers . Greg it is good to see you grew out of that cruel face. Todd my goal is to dress like we are going to the realtors convention. Greg lets leave our Wedding Rings in the hotel rings, shall we . Just kidding, honey. Anyway, the only way for progresses to the is to divorce reality from there policies, right . The media helps them. But if they were to analyze the consequences of their policies, they would commit suicide. Todd journalists at their core are supposed to be storytellers and stories are supposed to have a beginning, a middle, and an end. The Mainstream Media in their zest to promote their farleft agenda, they until the end of the story. In your monolog, right, Duke Lacrosse, we dont know the end of that story. If you were just watching the Mainstream Media. The end of the story is really unfortunate for the Duke Lacrosse players because they were found innocent. But if you say Duke Lacrosse, everybody thinks, oh, they are rapists. And that is the problem. Because if youre watching fox, you got the end of the story. If you watch the other guys, you did not. Greg yes, that is true. I just dont see how any of this can get any better if no one in power mind that it is getting worse. Because the sad thing is the only people that really hear the end of the story are people that watch fox. What do you make of this . Batya this looks like a story about a political divide in this country. But the truth is this is not just, you know, the media being liberal and being in the pocket of democrats, which they are. This is class warfare. Okay . Lets call what it is. Siding with criminals over their victims, starting with Jussie Smollett, right . This is the kind of thing that you do when you see yourself as on the other side of the middleclass. Right . This is class warfare. You said it exactly perfectly. The new normal, right . Because they are waging war on the middle class from an economic Point Of View and they are waging war on the middle class from a. L. s Point Of View citing the criminals over the victims over and over and over again and it is just terrible. Greg you know, it is terrible but not for them. That is the secret. Is that they are not feeling it. The people that to claim to defend our. The people that live in these cities. Their life sucks. But the people that are for these policies, they got private security. They are good. That is the real class distinction between the people they claim to defend and the people that is destroying their lives. Kat. [laughter] that is all i have. Kat i can take it from here. Greg i know you can. Kat im a professional. I think that all of this, too, is that these stories, they really wanted them to be true so badly. That they were willing to overlook a lot of red flags. The Jussie Smollett story, you just hear that story. There are several things along the way where you are like, he was out getting subway and all that stuff. But they wanted to be true because it fits their narrative so they just kind of overlook it, which, i mean, you ask if that is something you can do, i did it a lot in my 20s in every relationship that i had. Go to the guy he tells you that he was just at subway . Greg yeah. Kat if you dont want to see the truth. Greg i think in both sides, i hate to say this, but both sides do this. The right has been that when it comes to, like, you know, the war on drugs. But i just dont see them coming close to this weird dementia where every bad thing that happens it somehow does not exist, tyrus. Tyrus greg, and i do not tell you this early because i dont ever want to see that clip again. What your monolog is basically giving woods to is you remember that wonderful dinner, don lemon and Frederick Cuomo had together. Greg yes. Tyrus where they were in new york city. It was a lovely evening. There was no crime. People walked by and said, hey, dom. That is how the world is because that is how they see it. So of course there should be no bill because when im outside, theres no problems. It is all lollipops and gumdrops. So that is how they project the world. And that is theirs and that they say it is the group. So therefore, they are doing it because their life is great. So when they project this [bleep], because they are in a situation where they can go to nice meals and im pretty sure there was a security guy sitting over there and they had car service to get there. So until they experience something and then when they do have something happen to them, then they are the worlds biggest victim of all time and they will say, but they still wont go back on them. It was not the. This was an isolated incident that a couple of eggs crack. That is what this is really about. Everything is fine. When you see 25 kids in hoodies robbing a store, that is like a unicorn. Greg yeah. [laughter] tyrus it never happens. You know. Kat my favorite part of that interview is don lemon saying, people were coming up and saying thank you. That did not happen. Some kind of purple heart veteran . Todd that is how it is in candy land. Greg thank you for your service. Kat yeah, thank you for your service, don lemon. Tyrus their lights are on, their bills are paid. They are checking to see how many he likes they have on twitter. Life is beautiful for them. So when they project that [bleep] and everyone was like, you know it is not. I have three crack heads getting it dont work for pornhub. Todd that is not with the job of the journalist is supposed to be. Greg now it is their tyrus which is fancy for line. Todd but i think people are onto that. [cheers and applause] greg the point you are making you are making is going to be a great cities to our next segment. We are starting to understand that everything that we were told that is supposed to be true, see what i did there, my fingers are doing pushups. Things that are true really are not at all. Does that make you want to stick around for the next segment . Todd i am sticking around. Greg damn it. Why twitter controls announcer if youll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld , go to foxnews. Com gutfeld, and click on the link to join our studio audience. Ride it out with the tradeoffs of treating . Or push through the pain and symptoms . With ubrelvy, theres another option. One dose works fast to eliminate migraine pain. Treat it anytime, anywhere without worrying where you are or if its too late. Do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. Allergic reactions to ubrelvy can happen. Most common side effects were nausea and sleepiness. Migraine pain relief starts with u. Ask about ubrelvy. 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That is not me. 2010 Sandra Bullock won the Best Actress Oscar For Playing Lee Into hey. Im getting criticized by my audience. Tyrus push the button. Greg is that it . Whatever. In the movie the blind side, steve martin and alec baldwin coated the oscars that year. One was a comedian who had would perform with an arrow with his head and the other one had even worse name. [audience reacts] todd never over. Greg anyway, it is the movie based on the True Story Of A Wealthy Memphis family who welcomed a Down On His Luck Football Star who would play in the nfl and win a super bowl. It is my story if you just changed super bowl to wet tshirt contest. [laughter] you can see those pictures. Fast forward to now and the real life michael oher, the guy they to in is accusing them of never adopting him and only using him to make millions from the movie deal. Certainly this feelgood flick starts to feel kind of bad. I have not been this disillusioned about it since i found out Soul And Green was not a documentary. As a child, i look forward to eating people. Did i give away the ending to that movie . Either way, they say theyre going to end their 19 year conservatorship. Back to old Sandra Bullock, she could be Collateral Damage if the social media mob gets its way. They are demanding sandra back her oscar. How do you blame an actor for something what of her characters may or may not happen in real life . Should i bother apologize for all the drugs listed or is it walking venus fault johnny cash cheated on his wife . All i know is when they make a movie about me, better be accurate. Narrator he started as a 23. But when did he called, he gave up his dream to fight the nazis. Millions around the world adored him. He started a Late Night Show called red eye, where he met his wife, Sandra Bullock. They adopted a son who became world champion. But it all one to hell when an unexpected visitor showed up. Witness the incredible true story, greg gutfeld is the won. [buzzer] [applause] greg i dont even know what happened at the end. But im sure it was funny because tyrus, i will go to the first. Do you think okay. First, let me back up. The movie came out in 2009. Now he is doing it right now. That he way too long . Or does he have a point . Tyrus no, he has a book coming out, greg. What the hell . You got to sell some books. Are not going to talk about the brother. It is a little suspicious that they have a 19 year conservatorship still on him. It sounds like his parents may have known Gary Colemans parents. Kid actors always get it back. But this is how stupid twitter is. Greg uhhuh. Tyrus sandra, give back the Academy Award because she acted out very well what was on the script why dont you go and after the writer. That was the person that maybe told a fake story. What is funny about this is i know quinn, the guy who played him in the movie. He does not live too far for me in louisiana. He came out you are clapping because you like people who live close . Oh, cool. [laughter] that makes sense. Sorry. [laughter] you are not supposed to talk to us. Get him out. [laughter] sorry. And he was pretty upset. I know him. He is like one of the most sensitive gentle and i can call him a giant. He never paid for dinner once. And he told him to go out and get jobs. That is like me telling to shut the [bleep] up. That is how nice he is. The argument is like, why are we listening to the x . What are we listening to stupid people . She should give back the oscar. She had a great performance. It is like you Playing Hitler In A movie, gutfeld. You have to answer for war crimes. Greg how did you know that . Tyrus you dont think i know what my dad for a living . It is said that we have gotten this stupid. Greg Playing Hitler In A home movie, one of the funniest things. Kat, this is we were talking about this. We are finding out that even things that came to be based on true stories are not. Space jam not real. Happy gilmore , not real. And that is a sports film. As a legal expert, kat, what do you think. Kat this might shock you but i have never seen this movie. Kevin dever greg neither have i. Kat if i were to watch now, it will not feel like a feelgood story because you know, any other option movie, he take the parent trap. Right . The end the end is where Lindsay Lohan sous dennis quaid. It is no longer a feelgood story. Greg i thought it was going to be a real trap. Kat you are probably quite disappointed. I dont know why you were watching that movie. Greg it was last week. I like holes that people fall into. Kat but people are not really mad at Sandra Bullock. People on twitter, it is not a real thing. Twitter was saying that Margot Robbie was made. If Margot Robbie is made mid. Greg i would go with that. Kat right. And unlike me who does not look sickly at all. [laughter] greg im kidding. She is a delightful person. I told her that when i get home. [laughter] tyrus because she felt in his little trap. Greg yes, thank you. Tyrus there you go. Trevin michael back to the. I think that we are in a period of time where we are realizing that, i mean, lets be honest, you take all the president s men was an honest phone . Theres a lot of nonfiction things that that we take for grd about nuclear power. You know what i mean . An inconvenient truth, that documentary. Very inconvenient. It fell apart. Maybe we are just becoming smarter. Batya i think it is interesting that you start