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FOXNEWSW Gutfeld July 3, 2024

Yeah, its red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew Tenursday W Te be true. And everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. Ugrino. Left fists are ugly. I. Fists are ugly. Youve seen the view. But now science is bearing it out. Its amazing. It begin ig it outs with a new t intelligence study out of denmark, which a Country Count benmark, which a Country Count prediclit persons political leanings with 61 accuracyons pol. And its based solelyd on their base. Ly oits far more accurate than the old method, which was based on asked sizmee. But when they judgede thes the facial features used to make these political predictions, they found something else. The right wingers were way hotter. You . Yes. S bu yeah, yeah, yeah. But with some notable exceptionse of course,e. He brought down the curv e. He but now heres the boring part. Danish scientist. So. The kind with cheese or fruit filling, they fed 3200 photos of political candidates into the eye tool to assess their emotional state. Ound and after the analysis, they found thaatt 80 displayed a happy expression. But behind those faces were thoe conservative politicians who looked happier and more happ than liberals. Reamore their reasons for this happiness abound. Youre not surrounded by gloom and doom, and its easier to walk in heels without hooves in heels without. And im sure that bathing helps. But the Studie Ts Note that sucu a finding makes sense because Previous Research has alsonote highlighted highlighted this link between attractiveness, atnk between attractiveness, and conservatism, which means its a its time for a gratuitous ch mean shot of daa perino. Isnt she lovely . Yeah. Isnt and thats without makeup. Here she is with makeup now. So why conservatives so hot . What could be the reason for . This are liberal women really uglie uglier than conservative women . And is that why they still weark useless masks when driving alone in their tiny carsriving r could it be due to adopting an ideology of hopelessness on the unfixable nature of an evil society . And thatd the their anger, whih ultimately undermines their natural good looks . Its also hard to embrace beauty when those around you call anyse attention that f you receive from your beauty a form of objectificatiour beaun the male gaze. And so if they cant find beauty in the world, they denounce their own and destroy it with hair dye, piercings and cases cheap frozen pizza. This could explain all those mug shots and female antifa members may talk about an ugly members may talk about an ugly this way. Here they are before they embracethent alw leftist f and god, i dumped them beforethy and god, i dumped them beforethy so rather than look hot,to they try to approximate the opposite as apoliticalpproxn statement. And its one you wouldnt want to sit next to on a buitss. O t meanwhile, the study also found that left leaning men had more neutral faces, conse conservative men, meaning they didnt look as happy. Aning but i guess its hard aft to look happy after they remove yourer so seriously happy. R wie can you be if your wife f forces you to go to drag Queenoe Stor Gy hour at the library . Youre just a spineless sack, a low and lack the Upper Body Strength to break free ru away. So left leaning men are better at hidinispinelesg their emotio. Apparently theyve got better poker faces, which makes a good con man. Never lets them know how he really feelsa good. And you get a lot of practiceic lying if youre a man yo a liberal, e a man you got to lie all the time. Oh, please. Ye. S. Dye your hair purple to commemorate juneteenth. I agree. Sarah silverman. Shes really funny. Wow. This kale is delicious. So ifs you lie and lie, ityo makes that your face maintains an ominous paralysis. Yeah. He kind of always looks like. Hes facing somebody holding up a crucifix, but hes just been lying the whole time. Sos mean forhe whole time. The future . If i is this good at telling the difference a. It betweena cr a liberal and a conservative based on a single photo, then whats next . Obably knowing the left, theyll probably use this technology to keep Conservatives Unde Uchna surveillance. Most journalists are already eager to Dig Throughdyto the personal life of anyoneo who criticizes a democrat. Iticizesthey enjoy canceling pey stand in their way of a progressive but wholly miserable society. So whats next . Perhaps we just identify happy people and let skynet do the rest. Whats a welcome . Good. I guess shes. Om a mom who still gets asked to the prom. Fox news anchor Julie Banderas s. I had i move on. Ana i had i move on. Ana as a police officer. Formerhund inspector and attorny paul mauro. Shes cheerful only when shes giving you an earful. Fox news contributor tim and his pack sleep seven my massive side gig in the end, heavyweight world heavyweight Champion Tyron his fan truly. It is quite obvious that youre far better looking than anyone on cnn or msnbc , but thats a low bar. Theyre all very homely people male, female and those in between. Do you buy the science . I doou buy t, actually. If you look at conservatives across the border, im not i would say not bored, not just across the border and across the border. They liv n e here now. But no, if you look across the board and you look at conservatives overall, they are less angry. And if youre less angry, youre more attractive. And there are a lot of scowling coming from the left and a lotan of angry liberals. F and that does make them ugly. I do believe that itsc men mores attractive to you identify as what a conservative m dontun know. I changed my mind a lot. Right now im a im tify as, w a foresti chan pygmy. So whats your excuse . I dongemind a. T know. Excus im. I find that. Yeah. Being happy just makes you better looking and more you better now than whener now you started at fox. Oh, really . Which i think means youve become more Conservative T since you started. Or maybe i was just miserable back then, but i thin meansk you can find peopler would say that you actually have improved with age. Have improved with age. Yeah, i mean, hes accepting the whole pygmy thing. S accepte whim one of them. Yes, thats true. At he normallsy wouldnt say he ws a big me. And he just had this great moment where he just said it in Passing S Greasing no one. C we should all clap forla him. We should be proud. Not easy, no t i applaud you. I am on as the smallest oft of anything. I have a therapist. But your orthopedic shoes probably help with that. Thes therapiyourdie not orthope. These are prada. R the height impaired. Yeah. Sorry pig me. Sorry for sitting here. Thank me all right, paul, youve got a fairly good poker face. I do . Yeairlods. This finding that, likeis Fin Liberadil men have better pokero faces, isnt it . Because they have to, like, agre isne and lie all the time. H agre isne and lie all the time. H i agree with this study, becaus i youe i consider the t that i was essentially constructed by a whole slew of soy boys out in silicon valley. Right. Wholand it still wenthere conservatives, right. You know that theres got to be something to is tot and ie think the clue is embedded in in the terminology right. If you take Progressive Versus conservative conservatives, conservative conservatives, stuff. Right. Theyre kind of saying to themselves, you know what, to themselves, you know what, america is imperfect, but and capitalismam democracy imperfect but its better than anything else weve come upte with. Is come upte lets hang on to it. Were progressive. The idea is were going someplace elsegomeplac. La. Were going to shangrila. Theres a city on a hill. Were going to get there. Youre never going to get therer. And so its embedded right in the ideology that youre always going to be dissatisfied , liketo be Dissatisfied Taking A Very Long Car Ride a with apparently a Bunclways H Oy cranky, ugly women. And wevh e all been throughof o those you know, i knowse your College Years and, you know, its not reallur colly a pleasant experience. No, it is and it isnt. No no, it is and it isnt. You believe theres theres nothing positive in life, then all yourethve i to do is its g to come out of your poresr and theyll never let that go,is because thats the business model. And can be out of jobs. Exactly. The Activist Face Belongslass the Activist Class Cat and oue Activist Class Cat and out on their. See that it wat s a ripe. How you doing there, cat . Im okay. Yeahing , thats good. G that thats good. Yeah. Yeah. I dont buy any of this. Wh. Ont buyy . All because you have to be happy for people who want to bag you. My life doesnt make any sense ecausemakeesnt make any sense. Its got a point. Yeah. Where are you saying a g youre miserable today . I mean, just like, i dont think i give off a sunshiny vibe i don. Yeah. And also, its funny to me because its like now conservativey to ms, like biaser va yeah, we did weeks on like i is woke and now that it tells youre hot that its all over yeah thats thats human nature. Once you get a compliment,once you forget about everything else. Maybe i also just. I don y a ct. El you can tell if someones hot based on a picture. Theres so many times i thought someone is hot. Think y then i hear them talk. Im like, right. D then yes. Yes, you are i right. Thank you. R i thought so. Yes. Tyrus, do you agree with kat that this is bs . Yes d, for Different Reasons i looked at a lot of those photos. Mhm. And i just saw a lot o f unhappy dudes, you know, and thats not a democrat o r republican thing, thats a married guy thing. S ao i, i know the look, the empty, Soulless Look in the eyes empty because its the 50tt they took the same pictureoor an over and over again. And so thats not your real smil e wheres the real smile. Smile. Thats the smile you use with the mike. R real its just its never ending. And the guy always has the same look. Ll hav and thats not a republican or a democrat thing. Thats a im stuck, fellas. Ter] check on me. And ifheck on you look at thos, pictures across the board is is this liberal dudes . Because do w e e that mistake woman you know theyll theyll meet a woman and shell be like im in Astronomy Ll B and reall ridiculous reparations, and stuff and youll be like, yeah, me too. Yeah. And he will follow,. And he will take that trail. He will go on that journey, and then he gets what heand ck thought he wanted. Now hes stuck and theres someone there to take a picturre to send all your friends and they all say the same thing. You need help, bro. That would be the funniest tinder bio ever though. Yeah, im into astrology and preparation. Yeah. And a dude. Sa dude. Be like me too. Cat. Oh, okay. So if youre into astrology, you would only give reparations to, like, virgos. Yeah, thats how youd combine the two. But rationa guy would be like, i agree. Yeah, absolutely. Well play. I haven t waited for my wholeplayed life, but its hard for womeng likemy, honestly, i was goingueb to do this on the monologue, but we couldnt do it to show but we couldnt do it to show after pictures of People Whoe Go woke. Like you see with. This theyre young, beautiful girls. They deliberately destroy beauy look, for a couple of reasons. One, they are theyre told by their peers on in college that beauty is objectification, that its not reay isl. No, its real. Little kids findno, itttle k people attractive, you know, i they they they they develop crushes in first grade. That aint socian l. T aint socian thats just real. And so you have all these young people who believe that like bea that, that theres no truthd th in beauty and there is truth in beautere beautyy. I hate to tell you. And shes not ugly. Suallypeople that talk them into doing it. Yes. Ugly people need. Yeah. Yes. Join us. Yeah. Nothing looks good lik e shavinge of good lik down the middle of your head, sweetheart. Yeah, thats the looheadk. But you never see the ones. Tell them to do it. They have the same haircut. Exactlo the samy all right, we got to move on. Up next, kylies red faced mov. Clown gets dressed down. If youll be in the new york area and would like free tickets, see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com slash gutfeld and click on link to join our studio audience. 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