Happy thursday, everyone. So is it really so great to have president ial debates. Yeah its time to review the futile rally in simi valley. Yeah well as you can sees yo in the lower right hand corner of your screen, its been 23 hours since the second gop president ial debate, and no ones ever done that befor one and much like the vegas hair line, my migraine is finally receding. The debate was held at the Ronald Reagan president ial library. A reminder, an era whena a President Leaving Office at the age of 78 was considered too old and a reminder that itol is still legal to park a jet in a library. Excuse me, maam. Where can i find the classic literature section . Right behind the 747. Okay, so in case you it lets get right to the highlights here. All the best partss get. How would you, as president , protect American Farmers and ranchersow would from that r of retaliation from a Foreign Government like china . Eikehow you think about dealing with the root causes of crime, especially thi s door of the criminals that just get out and come back and commit crime . What is your mathematical path . Yes, wha governor. In order to try to beat president trump, who has a commanding and enduring lead in this race. Yeah. Yeah, that ladys pretty good. She was the only moderate i could understand without a struggle. Somebody should give her a Job Sittinithoutg next to an incredy handsome genius. Every day at 5 00. And also jesse watters. Anyway, heres a little known fact that i just made up. Debate is actually a latin word. Everybody talking at once. It was by one. Thank you for speaking while im interrupting. Literally on soil. Gentlemen, youll have your time. One of the challenges we have focused On The Issues that matter between thise know and china. Everybody knows that. Lets have a Policy Debate Chg on matter. Es yeah, that happened a lot. And i mean a lot. Excuse me. We can all talk over eachac other. We must respect each others place for that. Im ready for chinese. Comes throug. H. Strengths critical for him to be governor. The Communist Party Of China is the real mandate before they allow. No, its not the bandit before they voted. Not only that, youre not. Youre not that Theyt Onnot Vote vote entirely wrong. All those f. I felt like i was insidei felt her aldos brain brain. No offense to danas fellow moderator, ilia calderon. Tor, t. And im not talking about her Abs Salmalthough she doenot talk hayek sound like queen elizabeth. A but she struggled. Strugg i struggled with her. But look, if you hired me to moderatlewithe a spanish lane debate, i wouldnt do a very good job eithee r. But at least i wouldnt fill up the airwaves with a bunch of liberal cliches or, as they say in spanish. Bull oh, you have said Develop Skills in spite of slavery, not because of it, but many are still hurt. What is your message to them . Would you work with congresswork to reach a permanent solution for dreamers . What i ws specific plan to curb gun violence . Violence against lgbtq people is on the rise and intensifying. How would you protect this community from Violent Attacks . Hmm. So those questions insulted me because weve regularly challenged those phony Talking Points every day. And yete have here we pretend theyre agreed upon truths at this debate. Too bad the candidates let them fly, because those questions, which oddly no follow up fromhae her, could have been written by Keith Olbermann if he still write. She amplified a smeae. R about she blamed americans for the fentanyl flooding the southern. She asked mike pence what he would do to stop violence againsntis. E t. Lgbtq people. Im sorry, guys. This is a republican. Eopl if i want my intelligence insulted, ill talk to brian kilmeade. But thats univision, nott fo fox news. So thats a good call. Rnc, well done. , sothankfully, pence was good r a few dad jokes. My wife isnt a member of the teachers union, but i got to admit i have Beenbeen S Sleeping with a teacher for 38 years. I served in congress for 12 years, although it seemed2 longer. Yeah, he made Ronald Reagan library sound like actual library. You guys stiffer than Nancy Pelosis eyebrows . If i wanted horribly delivered bad jokes. Seth meyers is back monday. Th meyerthey dont even know hi. Like, why did he bring up this . The theater seems to have pulled ahead, however, simpl. Msy by not his pants, low bar was and near the end. Thankfully, he was able to articulate something beyond a roboti c smile and stiff armmile movements because up to that point i was waiting foand str dm from the wizard of oz. No oil is elbow s. The fake. As he was weird. He went from the insult pirate of the last debate to hey, you guys are awesome now. And every time somebody insulted him. His hair grew a little higher by the end. By the end insul, Traffic Contrl at lax kept telling him to duck, but he did make goodado points about mental health, social media, trance and kidods and he did have the last word. As the debate crumbled into the ether, i take nikki haley came off as shrill, but at least she nailed ticktalk even as they advertise during the debate. You know, youre beingie to when tiktok suddenly pretends to be rightwing. But there waicktock bes one cae who, like hunter biden on fathers day, was absente wa. Donald trump. The donald i knowot youre watching, youre not here tonight because youre afraid of beingtonight on the stage and defending your record. Youre ducking these thingrsu, and. Let me tell you whats going to happen. You keep doing that. No one up here is going to call you donald trump anymore. Were going to call you donald duc i ck. Look like you pick a human bottle opener. Oh, so that was the worst delivery ive seen since the octo mom birthivery i. Trump wasnt there, of course, because hes leading every pollsnt and every attack on him. Felt like a child getting back at daddy. Ing but i would have preferred these guys answering the questions instead of taunting the orange menace. So you had the clear winner of the debate, dana perino. Why isnt she running for president . Not only would she be the first female president Evenot Onlyldr but shed be the first one to take the Oath Of Office while oe standing on six bone books. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just think about all Phonextra Room theyd have in the white house. We could airbnb it to pay downee the debt. But its hard to pick a winner because no one shined. I felt like a School Bus Driver taking a group of Noisy Delinquents to community service. And you know what . Like takingtyits their fault. If the advent of podcasting taught us anything, its that this free for all Debate Structure is better than joe bidenught us structs lobes. Turns out every it turns everyone into Look At Me Potk at shot artists instead of people explaining why they should be president instead. Y shou i felt gross watching it, but that could have beenldident3 cakes i ate who didnt feel like slitting their wristse. After that quarrel over curtains as u. N. Ambassador. You literally bring it 50 Thousand Dollars on curtains. You got bade information, fergie on the curtains do. Yes informa, ten because obac bought those. Did you send them back and didur you sendta them back to the Stae Department . You send them back. Youre the one that worksm in congress. I guess you get it. R curtains. Em on youback they were there before you even showed up at the residence. Ed up atyou heres a scrap, a ft over curtains. Does it matter who was right or wron g . Wrong . And the moderators were powerless to stop the noise because that structure leaned into the chaos instead of preventing it from nois w on. They should give the moderators tasers that quiet things dow mn. Theyre going to use that potato gun on christie. But carbs only make them strongeraton chris. But maybe it because when. You compar e it Debate Structures to long form interviews where you learn a lot about the candidatesform, you know, maybe its time to take this sort of spectacle out Into The Woods and it thisdo is 2023. That debate felt so 2015. We deserve better, like smaller debates between two candidates, one after the other. Its worth a shot. Debates idatesone things for sr what you think about the gop candidates, including one who didnt show up, none of them guy. Bad as this guy yeah, we need a president who can stand up forwe america r maybe one that can just standtad up tonight. Steph, his hair hasnt moved and hurricane sandy, Fox News Contributor herd, is that his wallet or is he just happy to see Shark Tank Star kevin oleary as our former Ring Announcer . We sometimes her to empty my spit bucket. Ill take those charlie out. Okayy my and doctors often prescribe his act as a sleep aid. Actor writer comedian jamie ouat. Charlie last night was a mess. Oh, yeah, it wast ni a mess. Of that. Charlie. Sorry. You going to clarify here . Ill call you charli th ie. Charlie one. Youre a guy. Shes ta girl. Thats good. Yeah. Sexist, right . What did you make of this . Well, its har thid to topis your opening there. I agree with all it. And i think your analysis,f the format is deadthat. E the problem. And so what you wind up with isc all it becomes a one liner contest, right . You have all these people coming out with these Omcan One Liners and they all. Yeah. And of course,neliner the best one liner of the night was the one. And it wasnt even a canned one from dana, where she askse mike pence a question about is obamacare here to stay . And he goes on this long wandering explanation about how hes opposed to mass shooting. Yeah. And then he gets to the end of and she goes, so are you saying that obamacare is here to stay . And it was Hystericalo Mass but then, but then, you know, you know, all of them know. I do think the debate was clarifying none of thesepeople, people and i love these people who think that, oh, what we need to do is we need to winno who tw it down. So its one person if you if if you cant beat donald and heshe not on the stage, then winnowing out everybody and havingtage just one person p against donald trump, youre still not going to beat it. St youre going to get beaten worse. And of course, you know, you have democrats who areto gea all in you know, everybody talks about democracy and how we need to protect it. And you have democrats saying that, you know, we want to protect democracy by Jailing Donald Trump so people cant vote for him. And now you have republicans support ron desantis who are so upset because ron desantis dona these debatestes an and doesnt do well at them. And theyre like, oh, well, everyboddt do wely else needs tt of the race. And its like, thats thats that goingacy and thats to help. Its not. All right. But kevin, youre canadian. I apologize. Are you embarrassed for us . Was it that bad or. I always have to shut up my other passport so they dontt get at me. Po also irish, also emirati. Come on, Throwrt M So Theye A Hs My Thing on this. Im trying to think i i was listening to this again. Can i sue you for making me watch it twice in 24 hours . I mean, it was horrific and you know, ive always said this. I cant make moneycannot with politics. I make money with policy. Show me something about what have and what youre going to do that i can make some money off. Right. And i got none of that. I just got that whole squawking soap got none. You couldnt hear anything. The one thing i found interesting and i noticed whene you have a british accent like stuart varney, he can cut something about that british vibe whenever he says, oh, its a british t that b talking, lets a stop and listen. Yeah, that was interesting. Yeah, it was. I think. I dont remember it. He got you. It wa it. It was. It was awful. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Three different accents on the moderator. Yeah. Wyoming. You had british and you hadi, spanish. I think i thought doug burgumhot actually some ideas about energy and other things on polic oy and that guy doesnt get enough airtime, but, but thats the problem. Hes a seriouget enou ts. Yeah, and this is no format. Id like to hear more from him. Hes got your got seriouss eyebrows. Yeah. Like i say, hes i really thought the besteyebrows eyebrow thing about it hes like count chocula, right, e becharlie do you feel less optimistic or more optimistic . Charlie, too . Do yoi feel optimistic about te fact that i have just more for president trump. I think we all owe him a big thank you at this point, because last night was the second reminder of how unwatchable and utterly unlikable the republican really is. And the way that i see it, its kind of like social media, because noneis of them could resist taking jabs at trump last night. Right. He clearly is livingjabs a free inside of all of their heads at all times. Yeah. Even though they to deny that its like social media, im sure everyone here can Relateit Ilike soc. Mmhmm. You post something and there are people that follow you and, you Knowople Folknow they hate d they constantly, every time you post, all they do is leave really rude comments underneath what you say all the time. It never failss, but thats what it reminds me of. Its like trumps the onesti. Posting and these candidates are the ones that are in the comments that no mattee cand orr says or does, they just cant help. And then it gets even better because you then see the people who were in the comments who start arguing among themselves. , four days on end, thats a good its not like that. Thats what this is here. Thats a goothat id that was ata debate that was just a bunch of responses on x exactly. Sponse jamie i imagine because you really dont have a life you did watch the debate watching. Did you take the tv to tv . I did watch the but i havent heard people talk over each other like that since. I remember when i was getting married in my family when they go hey, speak now forever. Hold your peacearried. I exwife actually, because i say wife. Im sorry. I just figured Everybody Knows from being on the show im surprised christie is not better at debating because he wins that one every night where hes like, should i eat the whole gallon ice cream . Nice. Desantis has got to work on, like, just being more ive ive seen more Natural Movement from members of the chucky cheese band. Its true right . And that tiktok thing, i think they should leave. You know, i like. I like to ruthoughn the show. Hes a nice student. I thought that was like a weird sort of, like, argue something that has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, because were all kind of on, i dont know. Sothas nothwith any im on tikt. It doesnt worry me. I think the whole theyre going to steal your informatioock. N if they want to. This is what i think. That could be incorrect because they all theyre goingey are tol your identity. Im like, okay, well, i doneal get laid. T i cant get a mortgage. But like, why dont you take it and let me know how thatdo. All right . Amie, oyor janey, baby, you have a girlfriend . I do know that. I doubt you know, it was weird. I felt like were lying and i was like, hes not. Thats how weird it is ho is. I dont know why i said that. Wh we can edit that out later. Sosa the lessoid than is they ry should leave the one liners to jamie. Lisa yeah. T can i say real quick, thereheth is like this real quick. There was this guy and he gotisg depressed. This woman hes supposed to marry like said she was going to marry him and jumpedhin off the top of a building. Yeah, right. And he ends up landingd on the woman, huh. She goes to the hospital and hes fine pants has worse timing than that woman. And on that note. All right, before we go, this is very, very, very important. You may have missed her all week, but kat will be back nextw week, but shell also be returning to her hometown of detroit for two shows at the Majestic Theater saturday and Sunday October 7th and eighth. Go to real kat timpf. Com tickee info there, tickets available. Its a greatr websit show. Up next, the gop demands answers about biden wire transfer. Ransfe if youll be irsn the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our Studio Audience. Three of the girls were missing. Theres not one cancer. We want to give it their life. If we knew what was going on. I began to see that multiple people had been involved in the murders. Theyve never gone on the record in 45 years. The implications of this are huge. The Girl Scout Murders streaming now only on fox nation. Sign up. I get your first three months of fox nation for 199. Are you tired of old, worn out bath or shower . Now you can have a new one installed in just one day with a new limited time offer from jacuzzi bath remodel. Were waiving all Installation Costs with no interest and no payments for one year. Jacuzzi has been making water feel great for over 65 years. And now you can get a gorgeous custom bath remodel at a price you can afford with no stress. And no mess. Ive been trying to get him to remodel that bath for years. I called and they didnt. Just one day and at a price we could afford. Every time i stepped over my own tab, i worried i might fall. Dont have those years anymore. With jacuzzi, you can get a safer, easy entry to keep you feeling comfortable and independent at home. Your new jacuzzi bath or shower is waiting. Now is the time to call. Were waiving all