Greg hi, im greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr. , Jesse Watters, and sandra smith, the five. He went On Libra Late Night to prove his brain works right. Joe biden leaving his cpap machine on Air Force One with an Afternoon Taping of late night with seth meyers, trying to show america how hippie can be without breaking one. As an astounding number of americans say hes blown a short circuit, his latest poll has 64 of registered voters saying they dont think biden is mentally fit for another term. And boy, did he reassure them. Hes about as old as i am but he cant remember his wifes name. Its about how old your ideas are. This is a guy who wants to take us back. Everything weve gotten done, he wants to do away with if he gets elected. And i really think his views on where to take america are older than anyway. Greg he ran out. Well, it was a race to see who fell asleep faster, the president or seths dwindling audience. Even obamas old crew aint optimistic about fixing up the old busted geezer. If you watch joe biden speak, oftentimes he sounds frail, and he sounds more frail than he is to. Even in 2019 and 2020. That may, and i think it doesnt have anything to do with how sharp he is mentally, but the voice sounds frail, and he shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back. For most people in the country who are just watching him be president , what do they see when they turn on the television . Greg not much. Later on that day, joes caretakers allowing him a little treat, and the president using the moment as an Ice Cream Olive Branch to the muslim community, who are upset with his handling of the war in israel and vowed to withhold their support in the Michigan Democratic primary. I hope by the beginning of the weekend. I mean, the end of the weekend. My National Security advisor tells me we are close, not done yet. My hope is by next monday we will have a ceasefire. Greg thats interesting, jesse. He skips the super bowl, which had 125 million viewers, to do a show with 12 people watching. Was it because the questions where softballs . Jesse ive never done one of those latenight shows live youve done mine. Jesse not including yours. Ive been there behind the scenes with a guess on these shows, and these are very highly scripted events. Even days before you will appear, you have to do preinterview after preinterview. Bb 34 preinterviews with the producer to make sure everything is perfect. But theyre going to say, what they will ask you, exactly the order its going to go in, and when you get out there i believe they are having a guy hold up a sign that says applause, because the president puts his sunglasses on and everyone starts clapping. Now, ive seen people put their sunglasses on, ive never clapped. Ive never laughed. What is so funny about a man putting his sunglasses on . And hes asked what the difference between him and donald trump is, and he started talking about all hes accomplished and he cant name one single thing hes accomplished, and then hes basically just lost his train of thought. So these are teed up for him, and he cant even deliver those lines. The ice cream you know my rule about men eating soup in public. I dont think its manly to go like that with the soup, blowing on it. Its not a good look. I think the same thing for ice cream. You should save that for vacation. A grown man, especially the president , should not be licking ice cream in public, especially while hes talking about life and death. When a woman is dead in georgia, when theres a ceasefire underway possibly in the gaza strip. It sends the wrong message, greg. I dont think anybody is scared of him, and its almost like, if you are running this operation behind the scenes, i would make and lick ice cream like that in public to make him look weak and stupid and old. Greg he only has ice cream in public. Theres no sense having a half gallon at home. Its like having a green banana for joe. Jesse do you the green bananas . Greg im just saying, it is too risky. Jesse you mean bowelly . Greg having a green banana. He wont be there when it ripens. Jesse and aged joke. Greg by the way, harold i dont know, who is more deserving of sympathy, joe or seth . Harold good to be back with you. [laughter] you have to think the white house was trying to figure out an audience hes not reaching. I would agree, nobody has the numbers you have. Greg that is true, harold. Harold hell get some reps, some social media footage to send out, too. Looks like we will nominate both older guys, and one thing you are not surprised by is if you hear tomorrow and this is my father and my best friend in the world, but if you hear a 75yearold guy or older passes tomorrow, you are not totally shocked. These guys are older. Im not saying thats going happen to them. If two guys who are pretty old who are likely nominated to run for president. The obama speech writers, i listen to them, and last thing they said, the advice for a biden they were critical of some of the things, and we played it. For the handlers in the white house, their advice was to let President Biden be himself. They say he has a temper, that he quips about things that make that may be kind of offbrand, offcolor. They say that one of those things go viral and let people see he does have a lot of things going on in his mind and a lot of ways he may say things that people may not think. In the situation in michigan is real. Itll be interesting tonight to see what those numbers are. Not for tonight, but what it means in the fall. Theres a long time between now and november, obviously. But i know the white house is looking at this not just from the michigan vote, but i think the notion and the push, whatever momentum we have in trying to achieve some sort of different path on the israelis and palestinians and gazans in that region of the world, the conditioned release of hostages and make sure hamas is as weak as they can be, looking at what nationality did not do before october 7th, thats what they have to be aiming towards. Not just for michigan come up over the country. You look at the effort in ukraine, which i support, and in israel, and i support israelis and our efforts to support the israelis. President trump is reflective of this, as well. The American People do not think americans should be embroiled in wars, a proxy war or an actual war. We would rather be proxy than actual. The American People by and large, and president Trumps Campaign reflected this before and even now, we need to have less war and more peace. Greg so you are actually coming out in support of trump . I cut that last part. Harold that was your take away . Greg i kind of drifted for a while. Judge, lets be honest, and jesse hit on it, this was a heavily orchestrated moment. They took seth meyers show because they know nobody watches it, and if it does okay itll be clips, and they can control every movement from the applies to getting him carted in and unpacked for the set. Judge jeanine no question it was carefully curated, pretape so they can edit it, but in between the slopes of his icecream cone, forrest gump is starting to exhaust me with all of this. Im personally sick and tired of hearing about how much he loves ice cream and how much fun it is, and its almost like he is a weak child who has got ice cream as a prize in order for him to go out and talk to the American People. As the world is burning, joe biden is licking his ice cream, and its pathetic. So many dems want to replace him with someone else. One of the stances we found out about is 20 of the likely dems want michelle. And 50 of dems likely to vote want kamala. I think its time for her to be the person to run for president on the democrat side. Harold is that an endorsement to . Judge jeanine absolutely. I think its her time to shine and run for president. Picking anyone else would be unfair to this woman, an insult to a woman who climbed the ladder the hard way. It is really Kamala Harris time to run for president. But thats another issue. Im sick and tired of them saying donald trump doesnt know Melania Trump from Mercedes Schlapp. He was talking to Mercedes Schlapp at cpac and they said he was talking about melania and called her mercedes. Its ridiculous. In the end, they want the best result from a guy they wont even let out of the white house. Its not going to work. The American People are not stupid. Biden did 86 interviews, and during the same time, speech at 300. Theres a reason hes only doing 86. Hes not capable of doing more. The man cant get up for two hours without a note and go on and ad lib in front of an audience of thousands of people. He is incapable of doing it. So stop telling us how great he is and how much energy he has, or is it that he only has energy in private but not in public . Greg joe has given you an ice cream headache. So, princess pepto, what say you . Sandra thank you, greg. Always a pleasure to join you. I will wrap this up succinctly. Those are moments of important honesty coming from the left, that obama aid sounding the alarm over a Frail Mumbling and stumbling joe biden, calling that a very real issue. While not a unique thoughts when many at home are having, as they watch, the current president , something being said by the l left. And ro khanna, on the move in michigan, and the call for a ceasefire while holding an icecream cone. Democrat ro khanna busting the president s chops saying he only cares about politics and that hes avoiding a basement in michigan. I will finish with a thought. Think of that moment where there are americans all of the country skipping their ice cream because they cant afford it right now. The president s own u. S. Department of agriculture just came out with spending prices. The American People right now are spending more of their Disposable Income on food, whether its the groceries are at the restaurant, then they have in 30 years. Greg that is our cblack. Dont jump ahead. Sandra i digress go ahead, greg. Greg go ahead. Sandra i think it is a really real thought you are hearing from democrat start to say it loud. Thank you, greg. Greg you are quite welcome. You look great, by the way. Sandra you look great, too. Greg coming up, the media is upset for republicans seizing on a Border Crisis that is Gettg Americans killed. Jorge has always put the ones he loves first. 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The illegal immigrant suspects who cops they committed the heinous murder is a Venezuelan National who crossed the unsecured southern border back in 2022. Brok as the nation debates the broken border, the liberal press would rather accuse republicans of using rileys death fog rl political reasons. Republicans obviously seizing on this horrific tragedy at the university of georgia, seizing on this as an example of bidenr failure to protect the americanr people and to se secure the bor. Rileys death igniting a political firestorm. E sp see House Speaker john burns indicating thehe Georgia Health this week will take steps on illegal immigration. As if the initial facts were not horrifying enough for th o rrsense of loss is not deep enoh by now, and all of it has been compounded by the revelation that the suspect was in this country unlawfully and how quickly that fact became politicized. Sandra thecize democrats are no better. California congresswoman katiewa porter says it is important we dont make too much out of this one innocent girls murder. Nc one instance shouldnt shape our overall Immigration Policy, which has so many different facets including economic choices about whatudin workers o allow in, how to create prosperity in america. The situation is tragic and it is a loss and it is important trato acknowledge that, but alo recognize all the other parts of Immigration Policy that fit together. Sandra but lets not look too far into it, dont change anything based on this poor innocent girls murder. Jesse i want to be careful. I dont want to seize on the story or politicize the story. Id hate to talk politics. This is what they do. They turn a policy disaster, a fatal disaster, into a Process Crime by republicans. This is what they do. They dont want to talk about the century policy, it ought to talk aboutsa the broken border. They want to talk about republicans reacting, and then it becomes somethingpubl they aw not onhe defense anymore. Now they are on offense. Now its republicans politicizing a death, and this is how they get away with not solving any problems. One woman in the sound bite was aghast that Georgia Republicanrs may take steps on illegal immigration. Goo oh, my goodness, you mean they might take steps to stop illegal immigration . They callegal that a political thatfirestorm. Everybody else in the country solving problems. And then porter, we are notuntr trying to trade Economic Growth for death. That is not the calculation. We still want immigration. Thats fine. We just want illegal immigration and we definitely dont want to keep illegal alien felons in the country so they can continue to commit crimes. To sandra well, judge, thatant lawmaker might want to make this out to be just one instance, but there are many instances, the latest and regina were a minorba was assaulted by another venezuelan illegal immigrant. Kati judge jeanine katie porter should know better because,t although he congresswoman in california, is originally fromly iowa. What happened in iowa . Molly tibbetts was killed in has iowa. So she has the gall to go ono television and say one instance shouldnt shape overall policy. Are you kidding me . The overall policy of this country isis to protect its citizens. S the number one obligation of any nation to protecthe n its citizens, and shes on their complaining that people arear e demanding problems like this e solved . First of all, you had mollyol tibbets, katiely hamilton, elizabeth medina, and its only in the past couple years i can think of without researching it, not to mention the angel moms during the trump administration, all the mothers whose kids were killed by illegals and President Trump tried to get the numbers of those to collecto them, and there were certain states that wouldnt go along with collecting that infor information. So the liberals, as soon as m a gun, theyfro call for gunfo control, but asas soon as someone is murdered by an illegal, they never call for Border Control for. They are not into that at all. But once alvin bragg with the venezuelans loose in the city, and they end up going to i think arizona, and then Randalls Island they start attacking the cops, and then you g Got A Venezuelan In Virginia who just sexually assaulted a cop,th emvenezuelans in chicago, four f them who choked a guy and robbed them. This is only the last couple of days. Its time that we stop theto process. You can do it under the law. Section 212f of title 8 of the, immigration law. To he could stop it. Its time we recognize number one, we have to take fingerprint ofvery every illegal, fingerpri. I will do you one better. If we dont take dna from these illegals who are all claiming asylum, so at least at some point we will know that they ary who they say they are, because they can make up any name coming into this country. Plus, if we have a database with illegals in a database, We Cancu Match Up Crimes that are unsolved Going Forward in