Happy thursday, everybody. Yous him just settle down,av you savages. Kamala harris made a Campaign Stop at an Abortionfo Clinic Today where the staff told her it wa is too late. Thank you. On tuesday, special prosecutor Robert Hunter defended his decision not to charge joe bidens ghostwriter for deleting Interview Recordings with the president , since its the pre fi time a ghostwriter had worked with an actual ghostteh. Americans are being warned about a second wave of venezuelan gangs coming over the border as Anothe Abowaver 100 inmates have been released from prison. In response, the u. Sn reed. Wile sending some of our worst vene. Ezuela back in your face, researchers have come up with a list lis the 100 most obese cities in the country. Topping the list were mcallen, texas. Jackson, mississippi. And stelter ville, new jersey. Never, Never Shoehorn Him in anywhere. The white house claims their plan to borrow 16 trillion over the next ten years is fiscally responsewi able. Whats also fiscally responsible . Switching Fromso Resp Coke to crack. All right. Royal caribbean has suspended all trips to haiti followingl ck Gang Violence in the country. In a related story, Neighborneib Steve The Cannibal has just canceled his cruise to haitious that is the strangest picture. Thats a cannibal thats got a knife and fork. Oh, i cant see that far. A new Bookins Forkg tool allows travelers to avoid flying on boeingto s 737 max planes. It just links you to greyhound. According to the latest census ,new york citys population shrank by 78,000 and last year. K in a coincidence, new york cemeterie bs a jump78,0 of 78,000 customers. Its funny because its true the Philadelphia PhilliesHave Scrappe Thed their popular1 Hotdog Nights for the 2024 season. This despite Thousandss Fr of complaints from enraged fans. North korea has outlawed keeping dogs as pets unless theyre used for their meat. Oh, im glad somebody was man listening, said one man eats dogs. Right. He did it once, one time. Ill never forget it. Today is march 14th, also knowny as pi day, or as its known liz at lizzos house thursday. Former treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin saysorme hes puta together an Investor Group to buy tech talk. Up hes also putting togetheroup to a group to explain how he got such a hot wifowe seriously. Its an urgent, pressing question and. Janet yellen admitted she regrets saying inflation was transmitted. Ansito no word yet iryf she regrets cutting her own hair. Error ball. Hi. Lets do a monologue. Delicious. So according the latest data, democrats are losing their once customary advantage Lateste Blae Latino and Asian American voters. A lomary advge at americans arem they disagree with the dems and theyre undeer obligation to vote democrat just because of the color of their skinst. Just like im under nor no obligation to like pickleball obe. Se im whit good for you. Great. Yes. Democrats keep insisting certa that if you look a certain way, you have to vote a certain hav . But its like i always say, character is what matters mostse y and looks are only important when hiring assistantsring ass. But are the dems losing the black and hispanic vote or are they losing black and hispanic men . What if this isnt about raceal at all and more about the sexes . And why arent the dems talkin e about that . Because it tells you who is pushing men away from i. The dems armfuls of fluent white female, the kinds who embrace any current cause but silent. If something happens to women who dont agree with their viewt if s, they have lousy lifelife skills to test their dads Foodtake Picturetheys of, their food to fill the emptiness of their lonely, miserable lives until they die alon thef the and are eaten by a cats. Y work they work in academia, government, journalism. N they love talking about males peers as they traffic in chronic victimhood. E wome theyre the women driving men out of the party. Met ofand believe me, its scarg enough that theyre driving sexism and same as would say all that. The dems kno aw that women, t specifically single women, are how they win elections. Just look at 2020. 20 53 of married women backed trump. 46 of married women backed biden. Of uof unmarried women backed trump, while 64 of unmarriedd women backed biden. Like the crowd outsidee my dressing room. Thats a lot of unmarriedd women. So when we see voting blocs start to shift republican, its not because of race. Its not that men hate people who are different. Sp its thatwe love equal right. We just hate special rights. The dems got so obsessed with race they forgot about people. And inemocrats s The Process Als Men In Favor of activists. But how are they doing it exactly . Well, when you deny mens to society or claim incessantlyo and incorrectly, wererly for being rewarded unfairly for it. The real wage gap is in the facts about the wage gap. Also, when you petraeus is potentially bad instead of potentially good in the world of identity, men are the first to go well unlesy ars theyre who like to dress up as women. These are these days hes not counting. I know the girls are about. No. Its nice that dylan finally came out of as a parod nice y. Women, too. Mulvaney chicks just take pills and bubble bath and donn cht kw sports. Its a cute schtick this woman face. But a decade or so and likee bl blackface, itll be seen as Gross Excepac TOn Late Nightk talk show hosts. But mulvaney symbolizes the dems problem. Bolizes but tanked their stock by indulging an activist splashing around in a bathtukinn while pretending to drink their beer. This bud was no longer fork you. N are and so is this party where the women are women and the men can be, too. But its not just about men. The dems have embraced the misogyny that, like mulvaney, pretends to be pro women. Can the dems cannot say what a woman is. They see activistsy what a as hg a priority over parents when it comes to gender. They see sports as the next frontier for mediocre dudes, and they look down at women who make different choices than they do. So maybe the dems have to become a woman party, but its a type of woman its one that says shes prochoice. If only theyre her choices, too. So lets say a young woman told a republican that she wantset to get a job at a bank and become vp by the tim jobe shes 35. Her republican friend will say, fine, whatever. Good for rfriend. You. To a but if a woman went to a liberal friend and said, hey, i want to get marrie ld an id, e a family by the time im 28, she will be laughed at. Shell probably be called a stepford wife, because thats what the stepforcalled ad woke will say. So maybe im wrong about this being a womans party when they abandon women who choose different paths, when they laudd men and female sports, when they support the destruction of kids bodies, when they said nothing about an unarmed female murdered on jan six. When they focus on language about an illegal instead of theh woman being murdered. So i get why men are leavine the they want to treat women differently than the party doecd. And by differently we need better. Letrentlys welcome nice guys. Hes My Favorite Lee after bruce and sarah. Former congressman lee zeldin. Hes got better impressionst than whoopi goldberg. Seat cushions factor in Stand Up Comedian tyler. Irit she cant even lift other peoples spirits. S neget her times bestselling author, fox news contributor, catch hianm and win his back. Wt his kids think its a slip ns slide. New york times best selling author, comedian and catch. You are the only women on this panel tonigh t, so i thought i would go to you first. You are neither the democrat ooe Republican Party would you be able to be in the it Democratic Party the way it is and would have anything to do with gender . And woule an t no, i cant ber party because theyre both too statist for mearty. That has nothing to dodo with gender, anything they say about it. But ash the only woman here, i get to get serious for a second. Somethint serioug think you misa because youre not a woman. Oh, im sorry. Alreadn y knows is well,te you pointed out that a lott of of times a woman would say she s wants to just be a mom and have kids that liberals would shamete for that. Thats absolutely true. When you also said if a woman saysich i, oh, i want to be a o of a bank at 35, republican would say, good for t you. I think a lot would, but not all. Theres the rewould bunod pill, andrew tate following types that would say 35. Woyou. Yeah, youre probably right. They would say 35. Thats just your ram through5. N you hit the wall at 30. Nobody wants to be with you once you sleep too many men,y youre worthless and no one wants you any more anyway. You shouldyouress n have had ks ten years ago. And im not saying that by agt saans represents all because i know enough republican men to know that thats not the case. But those voices eh very, very loud. And basically what imed saying is that you can get shamed from any side, no matter what you do. Said mr what at this point, i jy how i feel and i care less and less the older get aboutw how im going to get shamed for it. Its freeing in a way that is Verygoing To B for goodt i dont care what anybody says. Like the Scientific Termep ] is zero. Yes, i give zero. Yes. Literally and metaphorically. G i was trying to be a ladya la about it. Weredy i . O th lee, welcome to the show. Toe always good to be here. Its great to see you. Matt wasnt speaking about this. Republicans, you all the other republicans. But, you know, theres couple te of good they know who they are and theyre proud of it. You knoware, i have to credit Ce Michael Malice for coming up with the term applesl. Is am i being am i am m i painting too broad a brush . No. Theres been a gender gap for a time. Democrats have performed better with democratse demo, with the s and republicans have performed better with the men. I thinorming b ik the entire pon is shifting to the right right now. I think that the gender gap is still there. But republicans are making progress with the women, too. There are these long time democratic voters harmed by democratic Policies Disenfranchized by the Democratic Party. They are concerned about crime and public safety, illegal immigration, the economy, n and more. And they are looking for w Conservative Solutions. We need to show up and be present inside of the bluest areas and bring our ideas and dont pander. You knot panderw, dont showp and say i love black people. Vote for me. All of hispanic people vote for me. Hispann people vote foicr me p. E its pandering. It doesnt work and it shouldnt work. But ifri iesnt wo we show up ar hard, taking nothing for granted. I have found that there are a lodng fort of americans, n and men who are waiting for us to show up with our Conservative Solutions because they are sowo turned off by this party that they have voted blindly for fos par so long. And there are these issues that transcend blind partisan, l loyalty. They are ready. And i think were starting to see ioyalty the i thint in the polling in 24. Yeah. You know, nobody panders to short people. And o on surlei think, what are you talking about . Have you been in an airplane whl the entire world is built for you guys. No, it is. There is an Opportunity Cost tyler to the kind of the race, identity obsessed thing into lees point is that they forgete crime, immigration and inflation. Feel free to Answeation Inflatir that observation with some sort of impression. Sure. Wellepressio first of all, i jut to say thats note the only woman on the panel today. Thion womans is day six of gd for me. Okay. I have a flow, by the way, and i still came in nice and so, you know. Yeah. Well, any impression . Lets see whats been the we. Oh they all say donald trump. You know, i think trump would say, you know, were sick. F the democrats who are race obsessed, frankly. Thats whys were rac i voted foi vanilli. Right. Levi i call them levi. Y ca but the democrats do. We say, oh, oh, caun you believe it . We have a decline. This is breaking news. Thisng n blind,ne in the decli ambidextrous, ridden, gassy, nonbinary, midget venezuelan grandma vote. Could you believe that . Could, yeah. Yeah. Theyre so obsessed. It boils down to these categories. Yeahey. Os no, its crazy. I just close my eyes when you talk and its like. Yeah, like i cant. Friends is the same. Its its like the two together trying to get the security guy through the windowg to the. Got that was in the car that night . Yes, i was. Sean p all right, iris, pick apart whatever you want out of that monologue. K upwhat would you. Thanks. Found insulting the minority. On last the question last about where minorities were actually, theres less of us. Re yeah, theres two of you together. Youre playing small of us in tw right now. Coalition. Yeah, but if you get together, you can pick a share a coach seat on the plane, which you could we could we could sneak into rrated movie is if im on your shoulderea you know put the hat on i could joke you both with my hand for interrupting terrupti. You started it. That way,h it my child. No one has suffered more than te the black vote. I hate it. I hate being grouped. And it wasn] t a race thing that changed me. It was a paycheck. En when i saw how many taxes were asming out of my paycheck that i was working as i wasg up rising up in the world, i was like, you know, i need to pay i wan to this taxation thing. And i am i slowly, as i grew i became more conservative because i was concerned with myo money. So its not a its in fors black men in particular. I cat anythin only from my expe, nothing kept families apart, young families apartfamili more than democratic policies. And what im Sayinesrt Morg by okay, in college, one of my guys i played bal ml with, hes 19 years old. Hes got two kids with his girlfriend. They in from alabama. Et they had to get on services. He couldnt live with themices. V so they had to we had to live separate from his family because ifmily bec man moves iny you dont get any aid, get any support. So its already you telling young people trying to come up and you have to be black. But this is a white. Anyoneveo be whos broken poor famil and has young family. Unless theyre short, youre outre shor. But the system is designed to split. Can so then he cant. Now hes got to pay rent where hes staying and hes go he c to contribute, which he cant. So then theres the break financiao therl problems, family breaks up. He doesnt see his kids. That ilpsnts the Programs Thatu grew up with that excluded black men. And again, im speaking from the area that i grew up, im sure if i went to differenpt areas around the country with different colored people, its thecounoure same for men dt matter, period. And so the more we come u ane thats the so i never was down with the Democratic Party because i wa ds like, this thinf for us, they dont care about us because if they dids , theyd be working hard to keep Families Together and watch them grow. And thats not what theyreps th about republicans are, at least honest like you want it. You got to get it. I dont want to helpon you e to. O he yeah, i have more respect because im the same way. Have, i got mine. Get your insurance. Okay. Hi. Youre a block off. Next. Why . Life in the land of the woke kanaks. Oh. Tell me what . Cause it stinks. French it helps remove do voter three times better than detergent alone. It works, guys. Yeah downy rinse and refresh. Nearly one in four u. S. Consumers have been a victim of Identity Theft. Even they did all the right things to protect their personal information. You take steps to protect your personal information, right . I do. Absolutely. I Bank Accounts every single day. I shred everything. How many people have your Social Security number . Oh, i dont give that to anybody. What about your Insurance Company . Yeah, im at your Doctors Office yesterday again. So i guess if your doctor was to get hacked, all those protections that just told me you did really dont matter, huh . Even if you do everything. Right . Your information is in the hands of corporations, governments, banks, hospitals and employers. And one breach in one place can make you a victim. Identity thieves can take over your investments, open loans, or even crimes in your name. Threats may in your careful monitoring of Bank Accounts and credit. If someone stole your social and took a loan in your name, you think youd know about it . I wouldnt know about that. Nobody notified. Erica, they got a 30,000 loan in my name, and i was never notified by the lender. As threats evolve, millions of americans lifelock the leader in Identity Theft protection, Lifelock Hundreds of millions of data points every second to detect and alert you to more uses of your personal information. Like someone trying to use your Social Security number, purchase a home, or even take over your investment accounts. So if lifelock sees something suspicious, you get an alert. I just clicked. No, that wasnt me. Oh i love that if you become a victim, a u. S. Based identity restoration will work to fix the issue, guaranteeing all lifelock members are backed by the lifelock