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I refer to the bumble dating, ed which launched a decade ago, described as the feministf tend of tinder, but maybe iert should have been called hinder, i because thats what these feminists did to women trying to mee femt men. Bumble bumbles Big Innovation was that only female users makefirs the first move to contact a potential match. That w that way, their inboxes werent full of messages from losearr or or creeps or all of the above. S but that was bumbles brand. , the women get to ask and then men until now, after ten years g white flagin and letting men initiate the conversation. Te the cturns out putting womenn drivers seat for dating apps waes as bad, is putting them in the drivers seat for drivin g while sexist in, say, womens saw what its like for n men in the Dating Market and found it too haretd to whatd so thad to do for ages make the first move so they ran away in horror like they were handed the bill dinner. Wow. So the app finally gave in to the inevitable, allowing men to initiate conversationse into with women. Now women can add a question w to their profiles foomanddr to respond to and for and nonbinary users. Theres directions to the d closest home depotepot. Heres how bumble describesit amazing innovation of letting men ask women ouan amat, which e used to call human nature. Our new featurale, opening moves lets women choose a question that center all matchestios. Geh just choose your opening move. Sit back and let someone else do the wor, sik to get the good chat going. You know, in bars used to callg. That having a wingman. You know, the guy whos so i awkward and embarrassing, he makes anyone look good. My win my wingman. My wingman used to say, hey, greg, i think you left your trophy for best, quadsicoe in your helicopter. You know, wingman was like goose in top gun. As long as you make me look gunu good, then i dont care ifean. You die in the ocean. The app adds, quote, so if youre done with thinkingg wi what to say, we get it. Opening moves means less agonizing ovetor to say and more getting to the good chats faster. See, its not so easy. Not my little chickadees having m to think on your feet, eet, be charming and witty. And we had to do it to your facee. After six shots, a jagermeistermeis. But with but with bumble, a woman can now put a question in her profile. Like w like, whats your Dream Vacation . Whos your favorite singerhar d or who will feed all my catsl when i die alone . Ollowe then any fella out there can talk. U know because, as you know, theres nothing us guys enjoy more than smal s guysl talk for hours on end. But it gives men a chancee pc who are physically repulsive to women but can still come up with aepulsiven a good line or. So why is bumble doing this after ten long years . Well, their stock price has plummeted 86 and the company just fired one third of their employees. Turns out you cant get laind ,bumble, but you can get laid off. As it turns out being expected to make the first move all the time isnt muct moveh fun, eveno laptop. Try it face to face. L real life in a bar with six of your friends watching andread ready to bust your or ovaries. The restt of the nighte because he or she turned you away like you were i knelephantor h j man with halitosis. I know that suddenly women got a taste of making that Scaryscar First Move and the sting of Rejection Makin Ag the first move is the hardest thing you can do because you faced rejection Almostrdesthing Yo Ni of ten times. Its like when kat applies for a credit carofd, but yett we were expected to do it. And thats good becaus expe buih muscles. The ones you dont see, the muscles of personal witty humor, charm, charisma, what we call the axis. Gutfeld i worry, however,. That dating apps have caused those muscles to go slack. People online judge each other superficially on looks and wealth. So now, even average lookingg g guy misses out on training those other muscles that make him better out than a dumbr th but handsome jock. Here are the attributes a. Top 10 of men who get all the e action on the apps. E ar theyre usually over six feet tall, wealthy, good looking. No wonder everyone else with a y chromosome Sayno Wons Why Bot . Now thats. Now that has happened to women on bumble. Men only contact a small percentage of women leaving out otherst to. T is its now based on looks. So only a few women get thnow bh requests. Perhaps there should be a new dating appe moaps Ther Calle Rest of us. Thank you. And unattractive man, like, say, Randi Weingarten could be the spokesman back at. But as men explore what its like, be women in sportsto b Dressing Rooms and beer commercials, women are learning what its like to man up. And in both cases, the results arent good for anyone. See, the internet could do a lot of amazinge no , but it cant change human nature. An app strip away. Strip awayange hum. What would have been helpful for both sexes . The women of bumble bo todaysodays g gender fantasies have little impact on what makes relationships work or even how they begin. Social cant change factschange about human courtship. Hummen make the first move bect they need to. Women dont. Were essentiall y needy and women wait and then discriminate. Its har d them, but its hards to for us, too. But you take that anda youre left with very Lonely People on both sides. Which leaves men with and women with cats. Lets welcome tonights guest. Yes. Sorry ladies. E hes tying the knot. And this timknote its not a noa actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauer. Despite unusual last name, shes not an uber driver. Financiae is nl has gone out. He buys his memberss me only jackets in the husky section. Ca n comedian joe mackie. And she live in your van. Eat a meal from a can. New york times best Selling Yothor and Fox News Contributor got to. Jamie did not write thisquestion question, but im going to read it to you anyway. D jamie, your exwife dumped yo, took your house, kids and everything you owned, which left you lonely and depressed because of that. How muchg you ow time did you sd on dating apps like bumble . Onu must have done dating apps. Yeah, that was a Question SlashQuicink Summary of my lif. I did absolutely do dating apps, and that makes you feel bad as a guy when you hear those were the parameters. T tal i dont like the be the short thing. Im not six feet tall and i feel like thats also somethin,. You cant change about yourself. Immutable is that what is. i dont know but i get that all the time that like people would come up after show sometimes and ive actually gotten you look taller television. Right. Which is crazy. Like, maybe your tvs sitting wh something, you know, maybe its not me. But the first movie isntg is funny, that bumble, that was their whole thing. That was their brand, is. Gonn and now they go, were not going to do it. Like, that would be like beyond me going, you know what . Were going add a little bit thd. Hat is w we think thats why they were called bumble. Was queen bee they were in charge. But the little worker bees cam e. Yeah. I just think people dont realize how much easier they have it because the apps because remember reali how , when we were, we younger and dating, we didnt have you guys. We didnt have lik nothavee, you couldnt even send like, a like a pic. No, you had to. I you couldnt. You had to actually bring it over to her house. Yes. And it and its and you had and now youre choosing the thatsand no possible pictu. Its like your is having headshots done. Yes is gettis. Back then, you wouldnt even have a filter unless she was looking through a Screen Doohavr and like, yeah. And for the women, its easier. They couldhter ]r just give yom a thumbs down. Back then they would have to actually look at it and give you a thumbs dow, then. S down yeah. You know, i mean, you couldnt. Yeah. Couldnt ghost people. You had to fake your own death. Fi. Nk about thats true. It was oh, my god. Think about that. It was so hard, heather, to liko harde be like. Like lose someone. When . Before were, like. O some but now you can just ghost them online. But before you just had, lik e. E, im not answering the phone. You have to take a different route to work. Yeah. Insteafferent d of, like jamie , the picture. You have to deal with the real thin picturl wig. Im not sure how to how follow up after that. Whats the business here with bumble . Did they make a mistake . I mean, these Ruledel Heres Of E because the stock price is tanking 80 from when they went public. User engagementanking,t declinip because people are getting married and then hopefullyletine theyre deleting their profile, which would be the right thing to d righto. But it took seven years to figure this outt, you. You know, why not let amy gender make the first move, at least to give jamie and joe a shot . No w, the dating app . Yeah. No, m. W, i love the just im trying to help them out. And you have, joe, you are a , is this works out really well for you. Is it weird, joe, that no mattert weiroe how you resist ry or biology, it always somehow returnrealits . E is yeah. Yeah. Greg, i just want to speak to some of the comments that have made speakom previous. A number of women hit on me all the time. They come up and say that youre very attractive. Joe mackey t, team and i say, in tell that your eyes work. Well, ill say this. It sounds, you know, when, they say its a Feministf Version of tinder, im like, that sounds awful. Yeah. Like, best Case Scenario is that no women want to datbese you, but, you know, im worried that, like, my success in the dating world has made me rusty. When i hear about how all you losers are doing comparedo me to me, you know . So i had to work on some of my,n own pickup lines. R. Oh, ill be you hi, stormy daniels. Im a. And this a good one because u it talks me up a little bit. Yeah, but then makes the ladiesdies a little insecure. Maybe theyre a little needy after that. Mayb ae theyre. T they want to get to know you better. Its. Its this one. It. You you bet youre almost as hot as the models i normally datemodels. Thats good. S good thats good. Now, what . You. Youre a icond. , and i dont use that label, but everyone s. E doe yeah. Character. You met your husband and on a dating app, is that correct . Yeah. I alsog app, a lot of people wht not my husband. I love your Greta Van Susteren impression. There. Thank you. Ar do you . I mean, you are. You are. Woma a mansn with a mans kind of perspective. Did you think do you think that this is just a net . But its true. I mean, in men. King what are you talking about . The fact that on no matter what happens, people gravitate t towards the same choices. So if you looowarhek at a day app, only like 10 of theof men get all the women and then on a womens whatever app, its the same. s its like everybody else is kind of like bullied out, not bullied but pushed out it maybe. But i feel like far more often what youaybe but an ugly u of a man with a hot girl than in the reverse. Th you know, i think thatsi thn thats by far. But i also jusk att in general the messaging it can go on forever likeing, you can justana message back and forth and you can have all these different conversations going and you never actually meeve dift in pe and honestly, the guys with thet best messages who have the best things to say are maybe not always the best at followingl through on some of the stuff that they say, yeah,g throug yo so i think that that happens in real life too. And on Dating Appfeto as youw i you know i always like to give advice to young men out advi oe get those apps. O meet you know the best way w to meet women is to go to places where youre doing somethinhereg youre good at. W right. You know what im saying . Whether you know, a you know, a golf range is what you it a driving range. You could just like walk around putting your tweets on a projector. Yes. You no, i mean, its easy. I mean a projector you go to whe you could be your best self and then people can see you. For me, thats everywhere. Oh, its tough to. O ou i dont go out. They just come running at me. Its like im a magnet of some f kind. A magnet for women. Is there a word foor wr that a chicken . Yes. Thank you,g isr what joe. T oh, that was a great segment. , i dont know about you guys. I donnt t. Know uys, about you guys. S away oh, yeah. A joes memory slips away with that shout out to green if youll be in the new york area on t like, tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com slash gutfeld and clickou can on the link to join our studio raudience. 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