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They were corrected in plain haew, or else we likelainviey wouldnt have noticed. Which made me think when someone offers you something mad that you didnt ask for, like leaking both these errors and the corrections youve got to ask yourself whats really going on . Could it be that were seeing a shifngt realization, perhaps, that somethings up and it might be joes number . Because something here smells fs fishy or thahen joy bakers nylons after a two mile walk in august. Lets examine evidence. America, you laughed at it. Now, in case you missed it. If his speech. If you missed his speechou did,t worry if you did, because so did joe. So j of the flubs the white house corrected. When i was president , things were kind of Bad Duringg Th the pandemic. Tru im humbled to receive this organization that truly inspires and saved millions of families 18,000 and 8,000 a year in premium for crackingrp down on corporate landlords who keep rents down. The Mortalitg Renty rate for black moms, who are nearly 3 three times more likely to die. Donald trump has said if he loses morie again in novembee there will be, quote, bloodshed. Spirit endures. What the . So among bidens gaffes wasmh the claim that the end double a c spirit endures, not the end. Maybe hes afraid if he says p, hell actually it. The naacp is actually the national of ambulance compliance, a number that im sure jill has on her speed dia dial. Biden also to have been vpg vp during the pandemic. Joe, you missed it dur by aboutr four years. And how could you do that and still pretenand were a professor and a truck driver . Has he bragged winning an oscar for barbie yet . And he said he saved familieseah 800,000 a year each in insurance premiums. If you do the math, he was off only by about 800,000. S and then there was this one where he called the january six rioter fors, called the isse. Capitol hill patriotriots. S. Maybe he was thinking of his son. Remember, fellows, if youre an ,its for more than 4 hours. 4 hr contact your doctor. Ust th wasnt just there that joe was a match. Here he is on Tuesday Duringer a different speech. And because of this. , afterhe i signed the packet packet lock act into law, you know, maybe you shouldnt close with that. You know, if youre going to sum something up, make sure its words. Then it gets really weird . I said, every young man can o get married, marry in a family of five or more daughters. I did my wifes oldest of five sisters. You know why one of thoseys lov always love you . No not the same one that marry into a family with fiveat daughters. What could be the reason could . G so you have a 20 chance during the week someone will bangomebol clearly gave the same advicei to a hunter. Ce who else looks at his brothers widow and says, im going to hit that. D you cant even find stories like that in old penthouse forum. Believe me, i looks and. Whoa what was hunters pick up line . You know all this talk about the hereafteall thisr. Makes me wonder. Are you here after . Its, but its not like joe suddenly got. Hes been this way a while. Theres an old but awesome making the rounds again with cbsns Margaret Brennan asking a video of biden is realf or a. I watch bid. Yeah. So heres president biden. All right. Thats what im going to ask you abou wham go yout. T. You cant be pro insurrection and procop. T beectionyou cant be pro insun and prodemocracy. You cant be pro Insurrectioe Pn and proamerican. Donald trump lack the courage to act the brave women and men in blue all across this shouldha never forget that. So what did you thinkt. Nk a of this one . He didnt blink. Not at all. Right. So that suggests its fake. S ones actually real. Yeah, its. They actually real. Its as if theyve never seen a a creature having a Staring Contes Nighth death. Thats going to give me nightmares. I hope my screams wont wake kudlow. Screeats really going on asid ,watching the leader of the free world turn into a wax museum, dummy. Thise free turn might be a cluel in april, donald trump Beat Biden For The First Time in fundraisingp wa. T time and there are reasons for this. Among them, of course, the alvin bragg trial, which the public knows is about as legit as a leah thomas swim trophy. But as the polls shift to trump and biden continues to ossif th dont you get the sneaking suspicion were not the only ones noticing wert in e age issue is is suffocating him and he needs to bring up that hes only four years older and hes gotese only turn it ar. I need to quit arguing and complaining. The times covered his ageste and opponent is so good that thats a waste of timeofe do. T. Dont do that. He gets like that until you feed him mic he thate. I love. Ag he says. Its the age issue thats suffocating him, not im actual age. Dude, life is suffocating him. He has a harder time breathing than alvin bragg carrying a pizza up a flighg ant stairs. B so maybe theres a reason dempster staffers are suddenlye pointing out that their candidate is done,idate is thats time to gently shuffle them off the stage. Because why else Woulduse Why Es issue nine corrections that nobody asked for . Maybe because the speech was foe followed the next day by this man is working around the clock to free the man hostages, just w as we have freed hostages already. And here fr the todays Hersh Goldberg polling is still he is not here with us, but hes the y hamas. Eld what the guy he was talkingsn about, joe, thought was in the a crowd at the rose garden. But hes a hostage in gazae. No. So what does it take to get the dems and the media to do the right thing . Lets ask joe himselthe righf. No, no, no. Come on. E on m and i knew that guany wasnt there at the olive garden. I mean, i just wanted there in spirit. You know, sometimes if somebody cant be theremetimes , you. Gh theyre there in spirit. Right. I talk to spirits all th e like cornguys in the old days, corn pop. E mi i mean, he might not be there, but hes there in spirit t, right yeah, i mean, i. I got visited last christmas. Eve by three spirits. I woke up in the morningin and there was a kid. I saidres, go self a turkey. Keep the change. Thats a true story. Ge stothats no joke. I was in arabia. I got. I found a lamp and gave it a rub and a spirit came out,t offered me three wishes. I have to thinkn have about. I said dollars, dollars, dollars. Just make sure im lost. Lets work. Nd appla yes. Hey lives on a farm. And guys, liberals are Fox News Contributor charlie herd. He went straight b in the movies dumb and dumber. And also last weekend in my placte hosed down the Harlan Highway Podcast on youtube. Iamsyeah, like an iranian helicopter. Shes down to earth. New york times bestselling author and Fox News Contributor catch it right at his closet full of mothra. The times bestselling author, comedian. My. You dont deserve that audience. Charlie. All t. H does it appear that his side is now acting unilaterally, i wl kind of push him off the stage . I wouldnt have even known about that. Ha tspeechspeech. You im not the audience. But, you know. Well, whether theyre trying to push him off or not, o they definitely now realize it to a code brown moment for them. They have a real problem for thd on hands. And but i love that the white house is still tryinve theg to, correct the stuff that he says in his speeches, includingn his doing the original version text of the of the Transcriptt Ofctio actually spelled the word, kissed with an eye 2 hourss that all the other words that hes made, do they spell them out . It makes no sense. But what i think is going goe is that they are they wanted us to notice that they went and made the non corrections because they want this to be that. O hes jusbet, you know, a font i of malapropisms, that hes just a guy that says Craz Ay Stuffas and that has nothing to do with the problem. The problem d is . Hes fried. Yeah, he doesnt. And the thing about the hamas about the hostage is thats the problem. We that with them, not the misspeaking. Yeah. In fact, it just the the sound harland, like i was we weree laughing about the words, in but man, the syntax and the slurring. I mean, he like. You mean that on a friday night . No. Oint mean this guy is at this pointeh creating his own language. It sounds likeage it i mean, Thg African Bushmen over there going like they dont even known what hes talking about. And do you remember when they initially started selling this as a stutter . Yes. Can you imagine if he actually did have a stutter and we had h to hear this four times in aad row. W i mean, this guy better not win the or im leaving. But heres the thing. You know, heres what scares mew the most. Like he doesnt know where he is. He wears these mirrored sunglasseshe wears. So you got to know hes seeing his own reflection and hes probably like, heyown refl who let Orville Redenbacher . And its you. Its you. Unreal. Yeah, its crazy. Yeah. Fat cat. What do you make of the. Y fl that this stuff just kind of easily flowed out there . Ere. Yeah. I dont even understand how were calling these corrections. I dand how weright. Like, they crossed out pandemic and put recession, which makes it accurate. But that doesnt mean thatsan what he meant. Yeah. Like, who knows what he meant and . What would it look like . Are they going to just start doing this likk likee thee done that . Like when he said his uncle was eaten by cannibals. D s unclright. They could have just added my uncle out of the word. Not. Yeah. Ce he was not in awe when he said he had cancer. Yeah, but the word no. In front of cancer. No, no. He actually meant to say i. No idea. You. Who knows that . Thats what he meant. Yeah, thats true. A correction does nothing t to affect the actual meat of thi s being tyrus. What do you think . Am i being too conspiracy oriented . No. Im here. Were all making the same mistake. Wermick wle all watching this car accident going and. Is and the democrats are not always going to see beau biden. Hes fin e. Sarah palin, he hase. Swallowed. Dummie oh, yeah, i know. m yeah. The Crash Test Dummies like im not getting the with this guy. But what were missing is Tha Not G This [ bt theyre fine with it. T theyre so fine with it. Theyre literally like, oh, he meant to say this, you can say this. You mean to this perfect example, bill maher said when h he was on the view that he looked like a cadaver. Right. Its onm pretty thats pretty p to hear. Someone tells you you look like a cadavewhich is r. That means you look dead. Its not. Yeah, id be. Yeah. I dont care who you are. Even if youre dead, you pay e who enre deae to make you loo. So. Did they come to visit you . But she fired back. Well, his brain Stilthey Firl Gr so the democrats dont care. We care. We car the House On Fire and wee screaming buckets of water. And theyre sitting indianindian style with their marshmallows styl. To chnk its fine so its not going to change. Hes literally he might go upan to debate and literally just stare and drool. Std drool h, which is why i thik he wants the debates to be so early becaus e. He wants them to be as far awayh from the election as possible, as people forget right now that theyll be theyre letting debatheyre lettinhey are g himk freely now. So when he says debate, theyll be like, lets watch the tape, mr. President. Therell be no debate. I think when they do the just prop him up a little. They should hang his degree from dry on the back wall. R li yes. And have a list of all the peoples lives he savel thd as a lifeguard. Yes. So remember, even whenre he wasnt a lifeguarmembd, he s eight people from drowning. Just very casual. Asual. I mean, im not to brag, i brag about that every time you meet me. No matter what conversation we ha dd, it would end with, you know, i saved eight people from drowning. Well, now theyre drowning in lies, you know . M to and if you get him to upset, hes going to give you the what for . Hes going to say, dont. Giveo yeah. All right. Up next, a totaldont. Joke. Who pretended to be broke . His Phony Allergies dont have to be scary. Its great. Flonase sent him his daily for nondrowsy long lasting relief in a century mist flonase all good. Also, try allergy, headache and nighttime pills. Reignite your passion with custom anniversary from the Jewelry Exchange, two carat fancy lab bands, 1491 carat classic natural bands, 990 half choices guaranteed to appraise for double our Jewelry Exchange direct. Direct. 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