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There was record turnout for former president trumps rally in. The bronx. Yeah. Residents, residents in suche a good mood, they only stripped half of donalds limo for partpe part. Meanwhile, in reference to trumps rally, new york governo tllr kathy cale Trump Supporters clowns. Clown but then she asked who does their makeup . Meanwhile, as trump was in thew bronx, what was joe doing . He was also having a rally, which is what they call it, when a group of First Responders tried to revive his non beating heart. Thank you. Thank you for cheeringr our First Responders to cnns primetime. Ratings have hit a 33 year low. But to boost those numbers, theyve hired a new anchor to fill their 8 p. M. Slot. While one pundit suggests the Kansas City Chiefs should replace harrison bunker with a female kicker or banned him from Professional Sports Foreverrts Fore by havinm play womens soccer, today is national day to go outy to and love your brother just dont marry them. 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Was he sort of like a hot guy . I was doing great. I was sort of like a hot guy. I always has a pistol. I think i was hotter than i amha now and i became president. Okay. Ow i dont know. I said to somebody, was i hotter before or hotter now . I dont know which is true. Its another area. Trump leads biden bodyds temperature. And i bet a lot of people, if they could ask him, ask themou a question, how do you do it . How do you get up in the morning and put your pants on . T ho get thecould i ask you a qt how do you do it . Io i say, do what . How do you get up in the morning and put your pants put o but you put the pants on. Ill explain it to you someday. How do you do . Do how do you get up . How do you do it . How do y you do it . Its classic trump sticking to skills where he crushes biden and putting on pants and getting up unassisted. But trump also discussed serious issues food prices. S. I wonder, does he bacon any more . I dont need bacon anymore. Its too expensive. E. Wtruymore . Its kind of like four times i said. Whats whats with bacon from on one . Were going to throw out bidennomics. Biden econom Ito Replacewill with maggot nomics like you have. No, it brings out bacon. Hes even tried to speak to thee view from awful. D thes but these are wise words from a president who could still eat his breakfas t without a straw. Which leads us to make America Great again. Make America Great again. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very. Thank you very much. Thats what i like. Those teeth. Want to find out where you are. I got to get my teeth like that. So clearly, theres a lot. Support for 45 in the bronx. The only time democrats go there is to set it on fire. But there hard working men and women, many of who werm black or hispanic, theyre tired of being perpetual victims, which is also why they dont root for the met ts. These bronx voters arent exactly the maga country, whites supremacists, the media would have you believe. And theyruprema untry the 1 million timese better than the spoiled college snot currently littering campus with their brand new tents and old marxist. But for new yorks democrat governor, kathy hochul, these bronx voters are just a bunch of clowns. Yeah, well, ill tell you,s. It wont make a difference at all, jake. And that is donald trump to be the ringleader of an invite. All his clowns to a place like the bronx, new york, will never ever support donald trump for president. Well, its another examplee of how trump goes after those in charge and the demsr go after the voters. And she calls people clowns with that face of hers. She she looks like she just face with ronald mcdonald. Hi, paul. And pa so what did you make of this . M you know, you were in the police force. Fore you get the numbers before we do. What . Tell us about the size of this event. And was it a smart move . Definitely a smart a smart move. The estimate by the p. D. Is 8ar to 10,000. They usually pretty accurate. But the problem Heree Prcurate somebody needs to say to hochul, listen, her governor, the bronx, its in new york. Yes. All right. Because shes insulted now a couple of times in over the last month. And remember something, zeldin h so only lost by about 3 for governor. Mmhmm. So the moral th this story is zeldin takes the bronx. Yeah, becaus alle theyre to remember this. And, you know, they cant believe usually when a guy that looks like trump comes to the bronx , be fair. Lking to i mean what people say. So the landlords here dont have to go. Hes got to raise the rent. Right. Weve all been there. But thats the conundrumwev with donald trump, despite being a Billionaire Als Trump Dy they hear authenticity. This is a guy thats sound. Firsou he went home with anybody in that crowd. Well, first of all, if he went home with, anybody in that crowd. Album break would open a case on. Yeah. A case on them goes home and hah in the kitchen with anybody in that crowd, theyre going to get exactly the the guy w who was at that lectern. And thats authenticity work you know what it is, too . He actually than ik you. Re appla thank you. Theyre applauding the opinion about to make that he if you listen to him, he speaks to real things, not ideas. So he talks about jobs, crime, the border, where Joe Flounders in ideas white supremacy,ea threat to democracy, the soul of, america. These are things that you cannot touch. But you talk about jobthese s oo food. You this is why theres no way he i mean, i cant say w that, but this is why hes ahead. What do you makes of this . But its funny that the people that tell you about the soul of the Democrache Peopy and tell you about freedom and all of that, also tell you, dont talk to my voter you s. Yeah, because we own them. And thats the whole thing with the democrats and they belw that they own voters because theyll tell you that vote is ours bey wil. And heres a guy who is like, im going to talk to all the voters. Im going to go into a districhr thats bluer than cookie monsters and im going to talk to these becausee be you know what . Why not . Because if i wine wh, eventuall, i have to rule. I mean, im going to be a president for everyone. Ats do but democrats dont see ity. That way. Even when murphy won jersey by two points, they consider it a mandate. Yeahif they wi. And theyre like, you know what . Screw the 49 . You dont know what youre talking about. 51jey tsim going to talk to th and the other 49 deal with it. G and this guys like, oh, you know what . Im going to go and im going to reach out. What do i have to lose . Do you think the cookie monste t whatveraying . Is it getting any . Is that what youre saying . I could says not since sully came along, it was bigger. Er and bluer and more relevant. Do you think hes beinndg a discriminated against because he livesyo in a garbage can . You know, thats the green one. Oh, thats green. Oh, thats green. What. And thats what is big bird. Have. S knll, big birds a hearse and dangling device of some sort. Yes. On tv. Yeah. Yeah. I know, i forgot. Yeah. Were doing a show catch. What did you make of the rally . What are your thoughts . Ke y mak kathy hochul was proy surprised so many people showed up. Probably like, how did they fin surprised d about it when none of them have computers . I just everything she said. I mean, she trumps his time in new york. He just its not as ifd its exactly his decision to be spending so much time here lately. Yeah, lik muc heree and it just it ne is biden going to win new york probably. I would be shocked if he doesnt. Oft that doesntrk proi would s a waste of time. I dont know if she noticed she was talking about thise. On c. S. This is national news. Everybody is talking about ierye talking about the people that wanted to come see this because it is something that i mean, men who would have expected Something Like this to happen . So its notg s to as if it wu a waste just because bidens probably going to wi n new york and just to call the the voters clowns, to call thes e people clowns whenl yo all you know about them is they wanted to go see trump speak like abo a really you thought se could not do herself with the after computer comment, but shet somehow managed to sound just stupid and yeah yeah it is true that that the gift of trump is that he exploits the free media. They ha gift ofd to cover it. And then theres got to be people at home watching that and going like, oh, wow. So its like he may have had 10,000 people at the rally. How many more people were watching . Thanks0 peoplet the ra to cnn a. So and to be clear before we get into all this brothers day was, yeah, not february. No, it was its so it wasnt like brother brothers yeah it was a brother biological like you like your sibling. It was greg to marcia. I got all hype and i was like,as i had an extra day lik that youc my dreams away. Things got so. All righmy dret. Are i think the point that were missing here in paul made a strong point is that they dont care about people a point theme for and they dont learn from their own mistakes because a certain young lady decided c to call my deplorables and. Of te it it the whole reaction in the country changed not justst by tg ones youre talking about, by people like, wow, youre talking about my neighbors. Like re like well you youre talkingn about people i know like that. And they dont care because they think they just he it in the bag. They dont have to do anything because Trump Anhaved trump, chn hes changed. And i got to give himg credit because thiats truth in o that when he was running in 68, he wouldnt have been like this. Hed h have been attacking him and fighting with everyone. He was everyones friends. And they even told the guy with gold fronts like, hey, man, how did you get those teeth like that . I was like, thereu geteets guy who was like, figured it out. Like, im not wasting any more Energy Fighting with them. M my route to the white house is through the american and hes doing it is driving them crazy because he didnt spend his whole time about how come he didnt spend his whole time throwing shots at biden. These are like, this is were going to do this is how bad it is. And im excited to be for you to Wans Anfor Yot me to do t and people are getting behind that and its driving them crazy. And its not only that, but yeahrazy, its its one thing to say that dems wont go to red cities. Its another thing that when you see Aoc Hold Somethingsometn in her district and its empty. Soheir hes out drawing even thm in their own dish. You know what he did . He just half of america intoe. The bronx. Yeah right. I dont live in the bronx. You know, im a mac fan, so, you know, but the bottom line is, you know, people across the country all of a sudden are identifying with the bronx in cities that, you know, have nothing to do with red state. And its a brilliant move. Yeah. Real quick, to your point. To your poinntt, you talked how about how they deal in feelings and they personally attack those who are not against them. Thats why when they say deplorable, when they say or clowns, it, we know who theyre talking about. When tru yeah. When trump says a policy is stupid, hes not talking about individuals is, hes tala about the law. Thats the difference. Thats why theres carries way. They dont have to figuredatsrt yet. They personally attack the american voter. Yeah, but this electioamericn, the only thing the only thing joe biden has in the bag are his. Thank you. Wrote thank you. You wrote that joke. Ainsley earhart. Up next. Up but he needs means to fulfill his dream. 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