Dayna, and gregg gutfield. This is a Special Edition of the five. [ ] happy Labour Day Weekend, we are celebrating with a lot of fun in store. We have some of the best moments from the past year on topics like Airplane Etiquette, and the craziest stories from concerts. But first, we are taking your Fan Mail questions. We have one from facebook, noreen c, what is scarier to you gregg, the bottom of the ocean or Outer Space. What if they are the same thing, jesse. What if the ocean is Outer Space, what if aliens are living in the ocean . We always assume they are coming from up there, but what if they live down there. And what if they are so tiny that we cant see them. And they have a huge world underneath us. Jessica you didnt have this question in advance. No, i just decided to go for it. This is what comes to the tip of his tongue. Thats scary. Dayna . Dana i have great respect for what is underneath the water. So if you watch a documentary about deep water creatures, you could be right. Thats where the aliens are, and the ufos are. I find a lot of things down there. We would like you to leave you down there. Jessica. Jessica bottom of the ocean because we know what death is like. You can imagine an Outer Space death, i am not sure. So less afraid. Judge, i think in space or the Deep Sea, they would be scared of you. The bottom of the ocean would scare the hell out of me. I dont know why Outer Space did you not. Because maybe we think of the air and the atmosphere and dont really think about what is up there. But the ocean, definitely. There is nothing scary about Outer Space. The next question from frenchie f. We know who you are. One thing you always forget in a hurry. Lets start with you, judge, what do you forget in a hurry . Jeanine my sun glasses. I could see that and not expensive, i am sure. What about you . Keys. We moved to a building without a doorman, so i need keys. Oh, my goodness. Oh, the horror. So i have become the wife that is like, do you have the money, do you have the keys. You think you would get a Pay Raise after the beatings you take here. Air pods. Air pods, really . I hate being without them. Because i have to listen to my podcast. Your Deep Sea podcast. Gregg . I always forget to pay. Dine and dash i used to do that sometimes. I was not talking about dining. Oh thats just not nice, gregg. Those people work hard. And it is Labour Day. It is, a lot of labour. Labour intensive. For you, especially. What do i leave . I always remember everything, because i have johnny, he makes sure i keep everything together. Do you ever forget johnny . No, if i did, i would forget everything. Shane t, what was your favourite Field Trip you have ever been on. Gregg, any Field Trips that you remember from Middle School . Yes, yes. I went on a Field Trip in Middle School, this was three years ago. You look so young. Until they asked me to leave. They took us behind the local shopping mall, and you used to go into the front of the mall to the doughnut places, but they let us go behind the mall through the little tunnels and it was really exciting. That was a Field Trip. That was a Field Trip to the mall. Was your teacher just wanting to shop . I think he was betting on the races and he was at the bay Meadows Race Track and dropped us off at the mall. If i had you as a student, i would do that too. What about you dayna . Dana in colorado, there was a Geology Class Trip and we went to the mountains and we could pretend we were geologists. And i got a rock and it was like a crystal. And then i thought i was going to be a geologist, and look at me now. The aerospace mutual in 8th Grade, they sold the astronaut icecream. Do you remember that . In 8th Grade that was really exciting. You are next. Jessica great. So a trip to the liberty science centre, which is a similar vibe to what you were talking about. They had the Touch Tunnel where you could simulate being blind or like knowing what that would feel like and it was incredible. Oh, cool. Dont do it. And we had something called field day, we would go to central park, and do colour war. I love field day. Okay, field day. In central park, interesting. Jessica they would bus us up to central town, because we didnt have nice parks downtown. Did you get the green ribbons for participation . No, we were all winners without participation. Jeanine i remember going to it was not a field, i remember going to Corn And Glass. We went to Corn And Glass works, and i remember how shocked i was that they could take glass and blow it into vases and it was spectacular. So then i loved that a lot. We are going to danny w, what was in your school locker. Gregg, are you allowed to answer this questions on advice of counsel . They are still producing the dateline episode, and i have to be careful what my lawyer said. But there was a pair of red socks. In my locker oh, a paperback of Naked Lunch of willam burrows, that was my locker. I carried it around in high school. I thought you would be in the locker because everyone stuffed you in it. That is what a bully would say, and you are a bully. What do you have judge . Jeanine sharpened pencils. I went to notre dame high school. What do you have, marijuana . Before it was legal, no. I had trapper keepers. I had a peachie. A peachie folder. It was kind of orange and yellow. A basketball, maybe . There was a basketball but there is also a Track Guy and it was like very narrow, and i cant believe none of you had peachies. You didnt have that jesse . I dont remember that. I just remember on my locker you had to remember the combination, that was challenging. It took me a while. Facebook question from eva p, is your best vacation more about location or relaxation. Dayna . Dana i love to go to spain. And i have plans for spain in my future. You dont lay down On The Beach for a week. I can do that for three hours, but not more. I can read for eight hours straight, dont bother me, though. You . Jeanine it is about location, not relaxation. I can never relax. So where, i like the middle east. I like egypt. Thats where i go to relax. laughter . Baghdad stuff like that. Turkey, all that Stuff Laughter . Prekids, location, post kids, relaxation. A little location, a little relaxation, a little livation. You like a staycation, your last one, you stayed here. Life is a vacation as you slowly wait for the inevitable end. The walking dead. On that note, coming up who was your favourite comedian Growing Up, find out as we answer your Fan Questions on this Labour Day, today is Labour Day. [ ]jean Squeen Ine Experience a complete, nutrient packed meal in under 2 minutes with golo foods. Dont deprive your body, fuel it. Visit golofoods. Com Today And Experience how delicious fueling your body can be. Call leaffilter today. And never clean out clogged gutters again. 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Jesse Eddy Murphy raw and delirious. Greg did you ever wear all leather. Jesse i wore it to your house. Greg thats right. Those were the days. Dana My Sister And I watched raw A Hundred Thousand times on the vcr. Greg thats where you get your language. Wow. Dana my parents had no idea. Greg i would say jonathan winters. Jesse you are old. Greg i am old but that guy was great. This is from jerry d, what skill do you wish you had learned but never did. Lets go this way, dana. Dana i wished i had learned to play tennis as a kid, because learning as an adult is awful. I am terrible. Greg Learning Anything as a adult is horrible, except learning to love, jesse. Jesse still working on that. No, i am a bundle of love. I wish i played the guitar. My parents made me learn the flute. Jessica thats not manly, is it. Jesse no, it is the straw of instruments. Greg it really blows. Ironically. Jessica. Jessica i wish i stuck with the piano. I quit at 7 or something like that. Jesse did you ever really start if you quit at 7. Jessica it was a real commitment for a moment. Greg Piano Lessons are hard. Jessica but it would be cool if i played the piano now. Dana get one that plays itself. Greg judge. Jeanine i wish i could sing. I wanted to get on Stage And Belt one out, but i am tone deaf. Jesse we wish that you could carry a tune. Greg i wish i learned to be selfish. Jesse oh, you are such a giving person. Greg no. I am such a giving person. And i will give you another question. From who cares. What was your favourite childrens tv show. Jessica, you cant say the cosby show. Jessica care bears, i love the care bears. Dana i thought they were so dumb. Greg stupid kids watched the care bears. Jesse . Jesse smurfs. He man. Jessica Power Rangers . Jesse yeah, In The 90s whe i was 4. Greg arent all the Power Rangers criminals. Jesse like Bill Cosby. Jesse flinstones. Dana gilliga ns island, all the tv. Greg i am going to go with hr puppet stuff. People at home are going, yes. They were like Big Giant Puppy things. Jessica you have talked about them before. Greg i talk about a lot of things. I had problems. This is from ryan s. How often did you attend parties in high school, and what festivities took place. Jesse were you invited to parties. Jesse no, i wasnt. I wish i had not partaken in so much festivity. I might be smarter if i had not. And i need all the help that i can get. Greg jessica. Jessica i would go regularly in high school, but i was not good at the festivity stuff. Jesse you just sold it out of your locker. Jessica yes, i was a Drug Dealer with my trapper keeper. Greg dana did you get to keggers down at the beach. Dana no i lived on the country side. I was on a Speech Team. Jesse the Speech Team parties. Dana they didnt have parties but very early mornings on saturdays. So and then you got home late so i didnt always go. But i would go and i remember when i got up the courage to ask my dad if i could have a half hour later curfew because i had a car and i could drive and i was trying to and all i wanted to do was 11 to 11 30. I finally got the courage and he said, yeah, sure. So just ask. Greg ask, half an hour curfew, judge that was a great story. Jeanine it was, i was fascinated. I grew up in new york. And i went to notre dame high school. And there was always a dance. But i dated a guy from a different high school, so i went to his dances and football games. So i was pretty busy. Greg we went to an all guys high school. And we would go out to the woods and wear these masks, right, and we would usually kind of dance in a circle around a big flaming bonfire. Jessica and someone would randomly die. Greg there would be an odd sacrifice. I dont know if they do that still. Be worth checking out if you are an investigative reporter. Jessica did Tom Brady go to those. Greg no comment. Do you want to know why he was one of the greatest football players, that. Jessica sacrifices. Greg sacrifices. Next, coming up on our Labour Day special. [ ] why do couples choose a Sleep Number Smart Bed . Can it keep me warm when im cold . Wait, no, im always hot. Sleep number does that. Can i make myside softer . I like myside firmer. Sleep number does that. Your Ideal Firmness and effortless comfort, all night. Can it help us sleep better and better . Please . Sleep number does that. 9 out of 10 couples report better sleep. During our biggest sale of the year, the queen Sleep Number c2 Smart Bed is only 999. Plus get free delivery when you add any base. Shop now at a Sleep Number store near you. A massive nation wide Worker Strike giping major Hotel Chains is getting bigger. New strikes are planned for later this week in New Haven connecticut, and oakland california. They will join the Pickett Line with 10,000 others in several states. They are requiring better pay and better staff loads. The personal airplane of the Countrys President was taken they flew it to florida. The 13 Million plane is in violation of u. S. Sanctions against venezuela. Back to the five special. For all headlines, go to foxnews. Com. [ ] [ ] dana we are celebrating this Labour Day Weekend taking a trip down memory lane. All sorts of funny stories, here is a look back at some of the best. Residents of a Beautiful Vermont town are trying to ban selfie taking influencers that invade their town during foliage times. I would have taken my nephew sent him out there. Have him bring friends and have him start charging 20 a car to park there. Make money from them. You know the people that bought walter Whites House in breaking bad, she yells at everyone. She yells there ready to scream at everyone. Do you know this woman . A Panera Bread Drive through Employee Wouldnt take her orderer because her child was taking a temper tantrum. I may have once if Jesse Jr. Screams not that he cant breathe. But just enough. And i will place my order. laughter . I didnt know that panera had a drive thru. I thought that it was to meet someone for coffee who is looking for a job or make a Break Up in public so someone doesnt cry or there is a Stranger Meeting you there to black mail you with photos they got off the internet. Everyone is like, this. That is the most insightful thing you have said in months, i am serious. Attempting the Macarana Dance during a Hit Party in spain. Let me try this again. This way this way, this way. Hand, hand, right . I think you can make it look sleazy, even the macarana. Thank you . Attention, a new California Bill is trying to physically stop cars going 10 miles over the speed limit. No one is going to arrest you for it and i wont buy that car. Of course you do. I am thinking about getting those on the ev i get you for christmas. Schools are choosing remote learning instead of giving students the Day Off. I dont want my kids to be on a zoom or remote or anything else. If it snows, you give them a Day Off and let them play in the snow, and let them be real and interact with kids, let them fall in the snow, get a pan if you dont have a sled and pull them around. Back in my day, we didnt have snow days. We just trudged through the blizzard, thats how i lost my brother, billy. But you know, i grew up in california. We didnt have snow days or earthquake days. You got a Day Off when you were kid napped. In a Car W