Happy Labor Day, everyone. Kat timpf greg and the rest of the gang are all off today, so i. I would check in to see how youre doing. That good, huh . Thats great. Im so happy to hear that. Anyway, we had some fantastic shows this summer with some really great guests and its always tough to pick some of the best segments, but lets try it anyway. Enjoy. According to a report, President Biden is angry at Nancy Pelosi for ushering him out the door, but he understands why she didnt do it Face To face since hers was out for repairs. Cheap shot in under five weeks. Judge marchan will sentence Donald Trump and the president ial nominee could go to jail. On the bright side, if trump wears an orange jumpsuit, Hell Look naked. The World Health Organization has declared a global emergency due to monkeypox and recommends that until this blows over. You should only have with orangutans. Look it out. My name will give you a monkeypox. Astronauts still marooned on the international Space Station and. 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Keep in mind this is the human. Its not like he watches. All right. You know what democrats the most besides Student Loan payments and me. Its when you see exactly what theyre doing, which is usually something that involves lube and an american taxpayers. Who am i kidding . Theres no lube. Every day in the mainstream media, theres a headline that goes, republicans pounce, republicans seize, or they might switch it up and say, republicans accuse. And invariably the thing republicans are pouncing or seizing on is something that the dems are actually doing. Case in point, The New York Times has a glowing piece this week titled immigrants are becoming u. S. Citizens at the fastest clip in years. The lead adding new citizens say theyre looking forward to voting in november. Yet dont say the whole piece brags about how many immigrants theyre pumping through the system and how many of them are going to vote. Thats in addition to all the illegals theyre letting in every single day. Of course, thats how democratic controlled states have gained congressional seats as trump tried to end this by forcing the census to ban all noncitizens from apportionment. But one of bidens first acts was to reverse this policy while opening the border to millions of illegals. The goal to increase how many electoral votes have in elections, because those votes are based on the number of residents as determined by the census. So by including illegals, a state can gain extra votes in congress. So its no wonder the same libs who freak out over gentrification want open borders. God forbid an urban neighborhood gets a whole, but of ms. 13 sets up shop on the corner. Thats just more votes. But back to the times piece where expert notes the surge in Naturalization Efficiency potentially reshaping the electorate months before pivotal election. Every Citizenship Application could a vote that decides senate seats or even the presidency for the dems. Of course, since new citizens overwhelmingly tend to be democrat instead of republican. And i get it. Why not vote for the people who keep promising you free stuff . And after another election or two, when these new citizens realize democrats . Theres already a new wave of naive coming in. The Dems Cant Win if everybody knows, so they got to keep pumping in new rubes to exploit. Theyre Playing Chess where the republicans are playing with themselves selves. But when we shout see as the dems do the thing theyre outright bragging about, they call you a bigot for noticing this replacement theory. They dont call it replacing. They call it reshaping. The dems. Do a lot. Its never their fault for cheating. Its your fault for noticing. Jess, yesterday, politico had this Headline Trump moves to tie harris to biden on the economy. They a team. See, were supposed to forget joe and kamala ever met, let alone became the worst combo since toothpaste in orange juice. But how dare you assume theyre a team just because they ran as the Bidenharris Team and kamala, she was team joe up until last month. And joe said, kamala harris, my teammate, i love her. As he bit down on Feeding Tube and drifted toward purgatory. But thats just Trump Lite again. If trump looked up and, said the sky is blue, theyd say, not at night, you liar. Before the debate, kamala was the dead weight and that joe is the anchor dragging her down. The dems are desperately sawing at that chain. And how about this . Back in 2020, Dems Demanded, Joe Select A Black Woman as his running mate. No other demographic would do. No white women, no men, not even drag queens. Sorry. Liz cheney. So we went with The One who called him a racist for opposing never guessing. Some Day Shed Chuck him under one and now they scream. When we point out that kamala was a di hire. See, the Dems Demand over everything else. But then its your fault for noticing. And finally, how about when a male prisoner who talks his way into a Womens Prison where he goes around everybody . Is it his fault, her fault them . They these and those fault . No, its yours for noticing. See, the dems embrace policies that once exposed make them look bad so they call you racist. Fact is, if they could pass a law that would throw you in jail every time you notice they do it tomorrow. Lets welcome tonights guests. She once interned as a Music Box Ballerina at goes to the five in americas newsroom. Gave up her radio. Women throw their at him because they want him to wear a. Comedian ramsey, hes had more ups and downs in oprahs weight. Comedian dave landa, shes got a book and a baby on the way. And for ten bucks, Shell Sign both New York times best Selling Author about his kitchen etiquette. Dana, good to see you, as always. I mean, i have its been hours. Its been hours. Is it interesting and clever that its called reshaping instead of replacing . Oh, yes. That was some good spin. I would i buy Gold Medal for that if if youre the spin olympics as the white House Press Secretary Coming Up with that. But the thing is not even coming from the government. Thats coming from the media. Yeah, they came up with that. I was thinking about like if i wanted to reshape something, i would buy spanx. Yes. Right. If i wanted to replace something, i would get a job. But im not going to do either of those things. Instead, i will just be myself. And thats all you get. I mean, thats all it is. One other thing, though, i do think that in some ways, people thinking about this in the wrong way. And that may sit for people who are worried that this means that all of us, All Of A Sudden, all the guys from venezuela have come across the border and now theyre citizens and now theyre voting for the democrats. Its actually not. Whats happening . Youre married to an immigrant. Im to an immigrant. We went through the proper way. And the same immigrant. A lot of people tell me that were in a were in a multiple spouse marriage. Its really unusual. I mean, its worked out very well and it certainly has actually. Peter, such a great cook, i think. I think, frankly, Bueno Latina can really do the dishes. How sexist. As i would say. Yeah. But heres the thing. In the last three years, the Bidenharris Administration has done a terrible at the border. Who is the most mad about that . Immigrants. Right. And so the people that are getting the citizenship now, The Ones who have been in the pipeline for years waiting for this opportunity. And if you look at the numbers before that, biden dropout, trump was doing better with hispanics in particular and also with Black Americans. In the latest fox poll, trump still has the Black Americans who had drifted towards him. They have not gone to the democrats even after harris has come on board. So i dont think that this means All Of A Sudden that the immigrants that are good at becoming citizens of a sudden will be voting democrat this time around. The republicans have a chance. Hmm. Well done. Well, joe, you look. Thank you. Great guy. Just appropriately for being a Talk Show Host and just show up in a tshirt. You know, i like the Dress Shirt and jacket combo. You look kind of like mark cuban. I want to get to my im going to start with my talking points. What really bothers me about all of this is that if you think about it, the media has given a bad connotation to the word pounce. Yes, pouncing is a good thing in my world. You know, its a basketball game. You see joe pounce on that rebound or joe pounce on those free donuts. Oh, man. Julie banderas a single time for me to pounce like i understand why the Media Isnt pouncing on of the horrible outcomes of the policies from biden. Harris if you think about it, theyre The Ones you should be pouncing. Instead, they just propagate these fake or nuance statistics like unemployment goes down. What goes down when people quit and they give up looking for work . They quit, they give up. And quitting makes the statistics look good. Quitting shouldnt make you look good. And except when i quit pouncing on all those donuts. I apologize for making that reference, but were leaving it in. David you know whats interesting, dave . I called you, david. Either way. Okay. Yes, i go with dave, but yes. You know, its amazing if somebody calls me out for whatever i believe in, like as a conservative, im like, okay. But when you do it with the left, they always say, no, i dont believe that. They always run screaming from the things they believe in or they try redefine it, or they call you a name for pointing it out. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Well, i mean, yeah, if youre talking about this too, especially with the reshaping. Yes. Its very interesting. Its like Looting A store like. Like Looting A Duane Reade on 14th Street and calling shopping. Yes. And like, this is its amazing to me because this is kind of like the other countries are sending us their worst and theyve admitted it. This is like your new neighbor coming to your house to let you know hes on a Offender Registry and your response is just, oh, cool, you want to babysit . Yeah. So now theyre all just here to vote. And we have to pretend that theyre not stealing because theyve just if you bring it up to anybody on that side. Yeah, they get furious with you. Theyre like, its not stolen. Youre like, they just admitted it, though. They just admitted they brought in a bunch of people and gave them jobs and Social Security Numbers and. No, no, i dont see it. Youre like, yeah, they call it reshaping. Yes its reshaping. It because dana makes a great point. By the way, immigrants are generally way more conservative than democrats give them credit for in their made way more racist. Yeah. Yeah, thats by far its jarring. But yeah theyre also racist against immigrants is their own people. Yeah, its insane. Yeah, exactly. You can have a Cab Driver that just rips another driver based on race. And like, what do what do you got against them. Oh, yeah. Hes throwing Stuff Youve never even heard. Youre like, oh, i didnt even know there was a stereotype of guatemala. Yeah, i learn new stuff every day. Yes, exactly. Kat, what . What say you. Theres an open ended question. Yeah. Yes. So im not a democrat. No, youre not. So what i. What im about to say is not part of my plan. Have a bunch of voters for the team that im not on. Yeah, i of my view on immigration is very simple is always that anybody whos nonviolent who wants to come contribute to our economy should be welcome to do so. Mmhmm. I take they contribute to our economy part. Seriously, though. Yeah. Any problems i have with this arent about the immigrants themselves, but about the free stuff when youre giving them the incentives to come, why would they not come and have the Hotel Room and the money . Everything else . When it comes how they are, you know, what they believe ideologically or how they might vote. Im all for a free marketplace of ideas. So if you have this, you know, one side arguing this thing, throw your own ideas out there, you know, im all about free markets, free but not free stuff. That is a great point because if you want immigrants to come for opportunity, not for free stuff. And i think that most immigrants want opportunity. But what were seeing is just the free stuff. And then you cant really blame them if they come here if theyre getting phones in Hotel Rooms at nice hotels you cant even afford cat. Well, whose fault is that . Knock it off. Mark cubans weird brother. Youre like, you know what you are . Youre like, in the College Version of shark tank. 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