Commit to reforming the pay review process. And lastly, the review process. And lastly, the lionesses have secured a place in the quarterfinals of the womens world cup after a dramatic penalty shootout win over nigeria in england scored four goals, while nigeria netted only two following the 123 minute match. Chloe kelly scored the winning gold goal, rather following other successful shots from beth england. Rachel daley and alex greenwood. Lauren james and alex greenwood. Lauren james was sent off during the match for stamping on one of the nigerian players. The lionesses nigerian players. The lionesses face eitherjamaica nigerian players. The lionesses face either jamaica or colombia in the finals quarterfinals that is on on saturday. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. This is britains news. Channel hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie and joining me to barge our way through tuesdays newspapers are two funny comedians and top podcasters. Francis foster and nick dixon. Now tell me, have you guys ever considered joining up and doing a podcast together . Hey, hey, hey. Hes controversial. Little in joke there. Create a bit of tension just to let our audience know. You guys, youre the original duo. We are. Before and had me on. This is the first time the three of us have been together in a room for about four years. Yeah. They dont like to talk about that, though. Josh, you just. Therell be a lawsuit. Yeah, there be. You finally yeah, there will be. You finally acknowledged my podcast, acknowledged that. My podcast, though. Thats nice, because normally i get for mentioning it. Podcast. You it. Its a good podcast. You mean the weekly sceptic or or the thing . Because ive the current thing . Because ive got know love to get got to know id love to get heanng got to know id love to get hearing updates hearing constant updates from you. Viewers . You. How many viewers . Listeners, tv. Yeah listeners, right. Great tv. Yeah okay, through okay, lets bang through tuesdays, front pages then sunday. No daily mail suella. Ill wage war on crooked migration lawyers. The i a level grades markdown no exemptions for teacher strikes. The daily for teacher strikes. The daily star order of the wet lettuce metro not all aboard Financial Times. Private equity offers discount fees as dealmaking. Drought deters investors. The mirror clueless and those we have front pages. So were going have front pages. So were going to kick off with the mirror. Francis indeed we there they are going in on the tory immigration crisis. Crisis. You can see the quotes here. 15 Asylum Seekers on the barge at the moment, but dozens reprieved as lawyers argue that the vessel is unsafe. The the vessel is unsafe. The government have already axed their plan to fly people 4000 miles to Ascension Island because it simply doesnt have the infrastructure. In order to the infrastructure. In order to support all of these people. So support all of these people. So as well as that , you know, it as well as that, you know, it just seems that the tories are failing on every single one of their pledges. But whats going to be really interesting is when labour win the next election, as we all know, that they will do, what are they going to do . Because lets be fair, they dont have any ideas either. But arguably, nick, this is a bit of arguably, nick, this is a bit of a victory the government. A victory for the government. Is something this is something theyve been forward long been pushing forward for a long time. Can finally say, hey, time. They can finally say, hey, we 15 people a boat. I we have 15 people on a boat. I know we did it. You just highlight there how difficult it is. Eventually is. I mean, eventually theres going to be 500 on the bibby, stockholm, and theyre going to be to 65, which does be men aged 18 to 65, which does show it is a lot of show that this is it is a lot of it is men working age. But its yeah. Try even get a 50 yeah. To try and even get a 50 up to 50 on a on yeah. To try and even get a 50 upt0500naona yeah. To try and even get a 50 up to 50 on a on a boat its so hard as youve said and the sad thing is well people you know, people came give them people came out to give them suppues people came out to give them supplies stuff but they supplies and stuff but they werent they had to werent allowed. They had to give security, give them to security, which i thought was sad detail because thought was a sad detail because even youre against even if youre against immigration obviously immigration and obviously just am, think want zero am, yeah, i think i want zero immigration. But i do immigration. But but i do want zero immigration. I do think we all do we but i do think we all do we all do on this channel. But i i want controlled but i also i want controlled immigration. No, just for immigration. No, just zero for a bit while we can just chill out and recover. You what and recover. You know what i mean . You personally mean . But but you personally know loads. Theres too know loads. Theres just too many about immigration. Many stories about immigration. Its me to speak on its too much for me to speak on behalf news. But, but at behalf of gb news. But, but at the same time, think the same time, i do think i understand that people want to compassionately out compassionately come out and help people. And it is help these people. And it is a bit they werent allowed bit weird. They werent allowed to even the supplies to to even get the supplies to them. Did you read yeah, them. Did you read that . Yeah, i did that. Also read that did read that. I also read that theres gym on board and theres a gym on board and theres a gym on board and theres bathrooms. Theres ensuite bathrooms. Rooms. Yeah. Are en bathrooms. There are en suite bathrooms. There are en suite bathrooms. At night yeah. Taxis back at night and whatnot get about whatnot and they get about £10. 58 pocket mate. Its £10. 58 pocket money mate. Its sounding good now. Sounding a bit too good now. Well it. Are going well thats it. Are they going to to leave or will they to want to leave or will they have stockholm syndrome way building it yeah, we building up to it . Yeah, we maybe the audience need to know that boats the that the boats called the stockholm. Its the bibby stockholm. Its called the bibby stockholm. Its called the bibby stockholm. They got stockholm. So they got to remember call remember the laughter will call forth. You can hear it across our theres also our nation. Theres also something wouldnt say its something i wouldnt say its funny. Its a little bit disturbing , really, they disturbing, really, where they sort this in action sort of have this in action where basically are told, where they basically are told, yeah, dont carry weapons. And also dont go childrens also dont go to childrens playgrounds. Yeah. Playgrounds. Yeah. And dont hang around in groups. E groups. It really have to and did it really have to tell that. And did it really have to tellno that. And did it really have to tellno i that. And did it really have to tellno i know,t. And did it really have to tellno i know, i know. But what no i know, i know. But what happens is if you enjoy hanging around playground around in childrens playground aids in a large group of people whilst being fully armed, yeah, its a good question. Maybe not this nation i well, 5mm well, well, thats racist. Well, well, thats racist. I like how what you said there could actually be the slogan this show. Not slogan of this show. Im not sure if its funny. It might just disturbing. Louis is just be disturbing. Louis is well up, lets get to the well, next up, lets get to the daily nick. Yes the daily daily mail. Nick. Yes the daily mail wage war on mail suella. Ill wage war on crooked lawyers and crooked migration lawyers and suella been in. It suella has been in. Well, it depends which side youre on. Depends on which side youre on. Shes in trouble or shes shes been in trouble or shes been lauded for this. These been lauded for this. The these lawyers been lauded for this. The these lawywere charging up to £10,000 that were charging up to £10,000 to create fake asylum and human rights just rights claims like just say this, and is really this, mate, and this is really dodgy stuff. But on twitter, for example , twitter being the example, twitter being the cesspit that it is, someone had almost 20,000 likes saying that this exactly like 1930. This was exactly like 1930. Was that gary lineker germany was that gary lineker again . No, but it was one of those sub gary lineker types. It was gary lineker clone. It was a gary lineker clone. And you just like really wanting to punish obviously crooked lawyers like germany. Lawyers is like 1930 germany. I think just a good think this is just a good measure. I mean, why shouldnt these punished . These people be punished . Its amazing people will amazing to see how people will read story from their read into a story from their perspective and not acknowledge that , yes, there are lawyers that, yes, there are lawyers here have broken the law, here who have broken the law, who manipulating the who are who are manipulating the law well. They should know law as well. They should know best, right. Lawyers. Best, right. Their lawyers. Well, exactly at well, if anyone knew exactly at the time, there is the same time, there is an argument maybe daily argument that maybe the daily mail, a fine bit of mail, which did a fine bit of journalism, slightly overegging the story, possibly like putting it on the front page for about a week yeah, i cant really week now. Yeah, i cant really tell update on this because tell the update on this because they story suella they did a story the suella loved our brilliant this loved our brilliant story. This is same story. Is like the same story. Our story brilliant. Now story is still brilliant. Now theyre going to say no one to jail because the mail. So jail because of the mail. So yeah, to be fair, that is yeah, but to be fair, that is red meat for the male fan base, isnt it . But also go on, enjoy a bit of that. Give him some vegetables as well. No, i mean there are there no, i mean is there are there some here . Some vegetables here . Got the lionesses weve got the lionesses getting eight. Getting into the final eight. What think about that . What do you think about that . Youre football fans, youre both football fans, arent whats that got arent you . Well whats that got to it . Hey i tee them to do with it . Hey i tee them up. Yeah, sure. Its a different game. All im saying. It game. Thats all im saying. It is game. Different needs are different needs, different for different needs, but and a ball. No, but its a foot and a ball. No, theres violence. There was violence. There was lauren james trod on a nigerian players buttocks i racist fan of megan rapinoe. Arent you . Yeah, i am. Big fan mate. Yeah, i am. Big fan mate. Woke pro trans sort of. You know, terrible politics. But you were tweeting in favour of it the other day. Well, i just said that all those people who were mocking her for missing a penalty wouldnt have had the guts to stand and that. But it was stand up and do that. But it was a rubbish penalty she missed. She missed by someone, but joe biden. Well, dont see joe biden. Well, you dont see the lets talk about the memes, but lets talk about her afterwards where she her video afterwards where she was basically talking was crying and basically talking about equal pay for oh yeah, shes wrong that. Shes completely wrong on that. Whats achievement whats your biggest achievement in football . Equal pay is like we on pitch. Was it like we met on the pitch. Was it like but shes missed all the penalty so it cant be on the pitch. No. Right. Well, we go. Right. Well, there we go. Theres Masculine Energy theres enough Masculine Energy there. Weve there. Yeah next up, weve got the guardian, francis. Guardian have yeah. So the guardian have obviously beating obviously gone england beating nigeria world cup dreams nigeria to keep world cup dreams alive. Beat them on alive. I think they beat them on so beat them in extra time so they beat them in extra time despite having their best player sent off. So there we go. Reprieve for Asylum Seekers ordered on to barge and thats obviously the lawyers preventing or getting their clients from having to be on the barge. And this is the other very interesting which is air pollution is linked to global rise in deadly resistance to antibiotics. Now, what theyve actually what the medical studies have actually shown is that there has been a link , but that there has been a link, but we dont know to what extent. Okay. So in a sense, the guardian are overegging the pudding a little bit, but theyre not incorrect because there has been a link. But we dont know the effect thats going to have on people. Yeah, you wouldnt necessarily put that sort of antibiotic resistance with air pollution and make the connection. They sort of say its because of a particularly small molecule. Yeah, that might small molecule. Yeah, that might within itself contain an antibiotics. And thats what were all inhaling. And that could be the reason why. But still, this arguably , nick, is still, this arguably, nick, is a little bit in the positive little bit tick in the positive column for ulez and sorting out air i know air pollution. Surely i know what and its already what you mean and its already a big problem. Antibiotic resistance apparently is killing an estimated 1. 3 million a year, which realise. But which i didnt realise. But i know mean about ulez. Know what you mean about ulez. Its hard to. Mean, hate its hard to. I mean, i hate ulez, obviously air ulez, but obviously air pollution ones pro pollution isnt. No ones pro air pollution. But it is also hard in london worry it hard in london to worry about it too sort feel like too much. You sort of feel like youve made the bargain, you know . Yeah, like i live here, ive accepted. Just ive accepted. Im just ingesting garbage. Ive got ingesting just garbage. Ive got black yeah, to black lung. But yeah, i get to go to theatre whenever i go to the theatre whenever i want. Still open and here. Want. Still open and its here. I dont to. Yeah, i dont i dont have to. Yeah, i dont have to drive half an to have to drive half an hour to a hospital. Im going to die hospital. Yes, im going to die at its just like a kind of. But youre going to die in a waiting list in a hospital. Yeah. So you wont have to travel that far. Dying of dickensian. Dying sort of dickensian. Just just like. Like just smug. Just like. Like a like an 11 old going up a like an 11 year old going up a chimney. You just. You just black. Why dont we take this flight of fancy to next flight of fancy to the next newspaper . To finish newspaper . Were going to finish on star and story about newspaper . Were going to finish on truss, star and story about newspaper . Were going to finish on truss, star aformerory about newspaper . Were going to finish on truss, star aformer love. out liz truss, your former love. Really . Does she mean . You really . What does she mean . You were a big fan of hers. She was all right. I give her a chance. Give her a chance. Attractive you like like that she you know, i like like that she tried grow economy. She tried to grow the economy. She didnt well, but she didnt work out so well, but she she good. But to your she gave it a good. But to your mind, she was like the real deal in of conservative in terms of conservative thatcherite judge. She thatcherite judge. But she was i liked her. Yeah. Order of the wet lettuce is the headline. That back . Are they bringing that back . Are they bringing that back . Yeah theyre bringing that back. Its never really gone away shameful away and these are shameful gongs cronies. Now gongs for liz cronies. Now can the themselves be the gongs themselves be shameful . Bit, but the shameful . I feel a bit, but the idea is you dont even want a gong from liz because its actually people said actually some people have said its aide its humiliating. One aide said they didnt feel like they deserved i suppose if you deserved it. I suppose if you werent long might werent in that long you might feel didnt deserve it. So feel you didnt deserve it. So shes to give that a shes trying to give that a child of boris johnson. Yeah allegedly. Can understand child of boris johnson. Yeah albecause can understand child of boris johnson. Yeah albecause you can understand child of boris johnson. Yeah albecause you get understand child of boris johnson. Yeah albecause you get so derstand child of boris johnson. Yeah albecause you get so much nd child of boris johnson. Yeah albecause you get so much stick it because you get so much stick now a period or now if you take a period or whatever like this, you whatever things like this, you get so much stick. Youre get so much stick. If youre young, its earned, you young, if its not earned, you can probably dont can see people probably dont want spotlight. Can see people probably dont waryeah, spotlight. Can see people probably dont waryeah, of spotlight. Can see people probably dont waryeah, of course. Tlight. Can see people probably dont waryeah, of course. Tlighits yeah, of course. And its also you get this also as well if you get this peerage you get this gong peerage and you get this gong and what prime and people go, oh, what Prime Minister was it . If they say, boris, going, okay, but boris, youre going, okay, but if truss, it really if you say liz truss, it really does it, doesnt it . You does tarnish it, doesnt it . You cant im because youll cant be im because then youll have and then have to google her and then show, do remember, show, look, do you remember, do you remember her . Say it was a strong you just say it was a Strong FemalePrime Minister. Exactly. Exactly. Wont which yeah, i wont say which one. Yeah, must been thatcher. Must have been thatcher. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. This is it slightly yeah. This is it is slightly shameless its one now one shameless and its one now one newspaper in days newspaper said 1 in 4 days theyve gone with 3 days. Theyve gone with 1 in 3 days. Someone has got their theyve gone with 1 in 3 days. Someowrong has got their theyve gone with 1 in 3 days. Someowrong basically. As got their theyve gone with 1 in 3 days. Someowrong basically. Indeed heir theyve gone with 1 in 3 days. Someowrong basically. Indeed it ir maths wrong basically. Indeed it is look. Right. Is not a good look. Right. Thats for front pages. Thats it for the front pages. But coming up in part two, greenpeace petrol is greenpeace finds out petrol is making a comeback zoom wants making a comeback and zoom wants you in the room. See you there welcome back to headliners. Im josh howie and joining me to scratch the itch of tomorrows papers is the natural duo Frances Foster and nick dixon. Frances foster and nick dixon. You should have just seen the banter that was going on in that interval there. Oh, yeah. Interval there. Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys are just best buddies. And its lovely to see. Yeah, we are close. Are grea