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Today youve provoked some pressure some thoughts already. Pressure right . Okay well, right. Lets have a quick look at wednesdays front pages. The daily mail leads with to data breaches that just defy my belief. The guardian has Water Companies face £800 million legal action over raw sewage allegations. The express leads with britain, strikes deal in war on people smugglers. The eye news has smugglers. The eye news has weight loss jab can cut risk of heart problems. The Financial Times has universal and google in talks over licencing. I generate music the daily star has. They didnt see that coming. And those were your front pages as. Coming. And those were your front pages as. And lets have a front pages as. And lets have a closer look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. Josh, what have they got . Yeah, two data breaches that justim literally defying belief. Im literally defying belief. I cant i cant believe i cant even go any further because my brain warped by this information. So yeah, this is the electoral commission. Turns not that they turns out not only that they were hacked, like for nearly two years. So there a huge number of its a 40 million people. The information is out there. I mean, that must be pretty much everyone on the electoral register. But thats all the people just came over today people who just came over today and the on the across the channel but look, first of all, we dont know who did it. China and but we dont know why. And actually , a lot of this actually, a lot of this information is in the in the pubuc information is in the in the public space anyway. So we dont really know what they could do with it. I like how theyve said that was a it was a complex that it was a it was a complex cyber attack because thats the that it was a it was a complex cybethat ack because thats the that it was a it was a complex cybethat theyre ause thats the that it was a it was a complex cybethat theyre sort thats the that it was a it was a complex cybethat theyre sort of ats the that it was a it was a complex cybethat theyre sort of like the way that theyre sort of like going, oh, no, no, it was guys, it dont understand. It was you dont understand. Really complex. It was really complex. It was really complex. No one else would say, as password. Exactly. Or electorial, commish or whatever. So yeah, it is slightly worrying, but but it doesnt make clear as to what effect this might have on us in any way. And nicholas, i mean, one of the worrying things about this, theyve released the name or its theyve hacked got the its theyve hacked and got the name of every Northern IrelandPolice Officer which i mean, understand , you know, the understand, you know, the troubles arent ongoing , but i troubles arent ongoing, but i mean, earlier it never really goes earlier this year, goes away. Earlier this year, dci caldwell , police dci john caldwell, Police Officer in Northern Ireland, was shot in front of his son. So this must be quite a worry for Police Officers. Yeah, this case is arguably a bit more worrisome than the other one. Course, we dont other one. Of course, we dont know to what extent this can know as to what extent this can go or what implications it can have unless and we know have on unless and until we know who been behind it. But who who has been behind it. But unfortunately, of data unfortunately, this sort of data breaches a have breaches have become a have become commonplace, a plague of our and more our times. As more and more information stored online. Information is stored online. And is yet another and this is just yet another example yeah and it example of that. Yeah and it doesnt always seem to be, you know, so too sophisticated , hard know, so too sophisticated, hard to get into these systems. And do you think theres going to be any compensation for the. Were just get the. No, were just going to get loads more spam. Loads more spam. Gist of it. Thats the gist of it. Thats the gist of it. And moving on, what have they got the front cover of the got in the front cover of the express . Nicholas got in the front cover of the eprll; . Nicholas got in the front cover of the eprll right. |olas got in the front cover of the eprll right. Britain strikes all right. Britain strikes deal on people smugglers deal in war on people smugglers. This is good news, actually. Essentially we the news is quite actually hot. We just received actually hot. We just received it ourselves. But uk national it ourselves. But uk National Crimes agency has struck a deal with the turkish authorities. So that they could start tackling or cracking down on these people smugglers , criminal gangs at the smugglers, criminal gangs at the source. The idea basically to paraphrase the minister for immigration , mr Robert Jenrick , immigration, mr Robert Jenrick, is that calais or the coast of france are the goal line. But to use a football analogy, we must. And i guess thats what hes saying because weve just received half the article. So but start as far away as from your goal line as possible. Because if you look at it, turkey as well as other places like serbia, libya, of course turkey as well as other places future Illegal Immigrants gather and they are this. And the whole and they are this. And the whole journey is organised by these people smugglers. You know , they people smugglers. You know, they should go back even further. Should go back even further. Lets just take it just to another stadium , just lets take another stadium, just lets take this whole. But i mean, look, if they did manage to like make these countries wonderful places to live and no ones going to want to come or lets make want to come here or lets make our country so terrible that no want to come here or lets make our wants so terrible that no want to come here or lets make our wants s a people a lot of a lot of people a lot of people are making money, not least the lawyers, which have been segway covered by by gb news today. So were not going there right now. But turkey is a huge country next to syria. Iraq and iran and iran in its turn in turn, is a neighbour of afghanistan. So that is a big hub and its a big stopping point for all these people who get there. And in the past we had the same problem with serbia for example. Now the eu has pushed them to bring in their visa regulations in line with the of the eu, even though the rest of the eu, even though serbia is not a member of the eu. But we used to have these one way flights essentially going belgrade, full of going full to belgrade, full of these future Illegal Immigrants and flights going back empty is that how you got. They would yeah is how you got in . Yeah. Is that how you got in . I was born italy. Was born in italy. Just check in. Just check in. Just check in. Just checking. And weve seen weve seen belarus and russia tried to destabilise europe by by flying. Theyre doing the same thing. Theyre flying flights into into minsk from from all across , you know, from all across, you know, troubled regions. Syria, places basically saying adverts up basically saying put adverts up in war zones saying like, listen , the European Union , britain , the European Union, britain theyll give you an amazing quality of life. So just get on this plane. And then theyre like basically pushing them towards and being, towards the border and being, you putting the you know, putting the immigrants, in immigrants, the migrants in a terrible position because then the guards would push the Border Guards would push them and it would be the them back and it would be the middle winter. Them back and it would be the middle winter. And it was to middle of winter. And it was to create this sort of this terrible pr for the European Union, where its showing them, you families you know, leaving families starving the cold. It starving in the cold. But it shows become starving in the cold. But it shovpoliticised become starving in the cold. But it shovpoliticised thing become starving in the cold. But it shovpoliticised thing that become this politicised thing that Geopolitical Forces can can use to punish each other. Yeah, theres also a picture, by the way, of Sinead Oconnors funeral. Lots of people out in by the way, of Sinead Oconnors fun so weve obviously heard a lot the last couple of lot over the last couple of months about this and months about this jab. And theyre saying that it can theyre now saying that it can cut cut heart attacks by 20 and strokes. So basically, its just a wonder drug. It also irons your shirt. Got various your shirt. Its got various other effects. Needs to get it on the shore. Needs to get it on the shore. Yeah, the only problem is that you just that its so popular, you just cant actually get it right, even though its been approved by the nhs. Even though its been approved by butnhs. Even though its been approved by but ifis. Even though its been approved by but if you do have shares in but if you do have shares in the company, then keep to on them. Surge another 150. Apparently. Yeah. Apparently. Yeah. Like waistline just like my waistline until i drug. I get get as drug. I mean, what do you think of this drug . We have also this drug . Because we have also heard some of these weight heard that some of these weight loss drugs carry negative side effects well. To be effects as well. It seems to be the new butter. Every every week theres article saying its theres an article saying its either bad. Theres an article saying its eitiwell, bad. Theres an article saying its eitiwell, b because you well, i hope because you know, when you go to america, you of these negative you hear some of these negative side effects to some of these drugs scary. And you drugs and theyre scary. And you think how bad these negative side heroin must be . No, the side the heroin must be . No, the ones on tv. Not not ones advertised on tv. Not not not heroin. But this one apparently beneficial not heroin. But this one apparknow beneficial not heroin. But this one apparknow you beneficial not heroin. But this one apparknow you beneitial dont know if you can call it side effects because its apparently been already used to tackle type 2 tackle heart attack type 2 diabetes. And so on. But as josh was saying, its so popular that you cant get it on the nhs yet. Theyre hoping maybe by the end of this year. Yeah. So if one of the older its not a drug, but its a sort of fat replacement they used fat replacement thing, they used to doritos and things to put in doritos and things like that. Its called like that. I think its called olestra and when i lived in canada, my girlfriend had got some crisps that were some of these crisps that were made olestra the way made with olestra. And the way it it binds to the fat it works is it binds to the fat in your your in your gut. But in your in your in your gut. But then it one of the side then it can one of the side effects is just written in small, small writing on the side of crisp packet causes of the crisp packet causes leakage. So they were on a road trip and yeah, they all basically bit of. Basically had a bit of. Should back to my should we go back to my sinead story . Sinead oconnor story . We finished yeah. Anyway we finished this section to the section before we run to the toilet check our pants a toilet to check our pants with a story from the daily star. Nicholas what have they got . Nicholas what have they got . Title is they yeah, well, the title is they didnt see that coming. Thats a nice is that people who bought those crisps . No, no, no. This is a totally different story. Just as hollywood actors and writers going on strike, writers are going on strike, among other things , over among other things, over uncertainty about the role of ai in future movies, here we have yet another professional category clairvoyance territory. Theres fortune tellers who might be replaced by ai in the future. Apparently i having future. Apparently i having access to a wider range of data and being immune or unaffected by some human preconceptions can do a betterjob of, you know, do a better job of, you know, palm reading and predicting your future. Well thats how clairvoyant clairvoyance work is, really, is they just go on facebook that is the big secret, really clairvoyant and they basically get peoples names before show or have before the show or they have people get on people spotters out there get on facebook then they just have facebook and then they just have all during the show, during the show before show, show and before the show, they look ticket names and whatnot. And thats how they it. And thats how they do it. And their research, look and they do their research, look at and theyre at their instagram and theyre like, for like, you had spaghetti for lunch on wednesday. This is amazing. So it does it makes sense not that sense that this its not that hard kind of extrapolate hard to kind of extrapolate information but dont information from it, but i dont think to going be able think theyre to going be able to uncle terry. Why to speak to uncle terry. Why because machines, right. Because theyre machines, right. As opposed to real clever. You mean its not real . Oh, you mean its not real . Oh, you mean its not real . Have been to a have you been to a clairvoyant before . Okay clairvoyant before . No. Okay well, what do, right . Uncle terry. Your uncle terry. Your uncle terry. Your dead uncle. No my hes your dead uncle. No my uncle alive. Uncle is alive. Okay. Okay. Okay. Glad that joke went well. Okay okay. Well, thats it. For part one. Coming up in part two, weve got government leaks. Lee anderson and bridgewater and anderson and hot bridgewater and sturgeon spree with sturgeon spending spree with your money. Dont go away welcome back to headliners. Im leo kyrees, joined by josh howie and nicholas de santo. And lets and nicholas de santo. And lets continue with the stories got the express and lee anderson is tough talking over Illegal Immigrants has raised the hackles of diane abbott. But has hackles of diane abbott. But has she got off on the wrong foot . Nicholas good good story because it is winding up all the right kind of people. Kind of people. The express title is diane abbott loses plot over Lee Andersons f off back to france illegal migrant dig, dig. Andersons f off back to france illegal migrant dig, dig. And illegal migrant dig, dig. And obviously the Central Point is the distinction between Illegal Migrants and presumed Asylum Seeker, a distinction that the left and the Mainstream Media do not want to acknowledge because Lee Andersons comment initially was about Illegal Migrants. And we dont know before somebody has applied for asylum. We dont know if they are Asylum Seekers or not. And of course, theres all the good reasons to believe that most of these people are not they are economic migrants. Not they are economic migrants. International law says if youre fleeing for your life, you should ask for asylum in the first in the safe place and the first in the safe place and the first safe place. As we were just discussing, is turkey, is jordan , is iran. For people of jordan, is iran. For people of afghanistan or pakistan, for people of afghanistan and so on. So theyve come through a number of safe countries before theyve got to france and theyve been like, still isnt like, well, this still isnt good enough. Like, well, this still isnt goo britaingh. Like, well, this still isnt goobritain ,� |. Like, well, this still isnt goo britain , italy. Britain, italy. Britain, italy. I mean , arent we tired of i mean, arent we tired of comedians who say who take a dig at france . You know, i like france. Yeah there are italians , transalpine cousins. We call them. But youve all heard the jokes. How terrible france must be for these people fleeing f