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And finally , a us judge has warned finally, a us judge has warned donald trump not to make inflammatory statements about the 2020 election case. The federal judge gave the former us president leeway to publicly share some non sensitive evidence that would be used in his trial on charges of plotting to overturn the 2020 president ial election. But the president ial election. But the judge also since made the protective order warning and trumps attorneys argue the scope of the order is too broad and affects his free speech rights. This is gb news and affects his free speech rights. This is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on the uk on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by simply saying play gb news. Now its over to headliners. Headliners. Hello among the headliners, the show where comedians tackle serious news stories. What could possibly go wrong . Im nick dixon. Of course , and im joined dixon. Of course, and im joined by louis shaffer. There he is. By louis shaffer. There he is. And the only one of his children. Hes still in contact with. Jonathan kogan , real with. Its jonathan kogan, real name. Shaffer, of course. How are you both doing . Yeah, pretty good. Im doing well, thank you. Reunited a lengthy reunited after a Lengthy Court battle. We had a little problem well, we had a little problem the last time we were together, but spoken him but ive spoken to him about being mature. My being more mature. That its my job show to be the job on this show to be the immature and his. Immature one. And his. Ive got be the adult. So ive got to be the adult. So the sun has to be the adult. That seems wrong to me. Yeah that seems wrong to me. Yeah thats a lot of yeah. Thats a lot of my neuroses at i, the weird uncle . Youre the weird uncle . Yeah. Were not allowed to be left alone that. Alone with that. Right, on that alone with that. |note, on that alone with that. |note, lets on that alone with that. |note, lets have1at alone with that. |note, lets have at alone with that. |note, lets have a look strange note, lets have a look at saturdays pages. So at saturdays front pages. So the telegraph is going with migrants taken off barge in legionella times legionella scare the times has students start turning hotels students to start turning hotels or beds broken britain or bunk beds broken britain there the express doctors are striking to bring down tories. Striking to bring down tories. The daily mail trans row over womens wards. The guardian has. Asylum barge evacuated as deadly bacteria found. And finally , the daily star rise of finally, the daily star rise of the sunny psychos, which i believe is a story about sandwiches. And those are your front pages. So lets look at front pages. So lets look at the telegraph , lewis and that the telegraph, lewis and that story about the barge as well. Migrants taken off barge in legionella scare home vessel branded. Branded. Home office branded. Incompetent vessel may be uninhabitable for weeks because probably the internal water system is broken. Legionella i remember legionnaires disease. Im old enough to remember legionella. Its called legionella. Its called legionella now. Suella. Suella. It was called. You were a legionella. They actually changed the name. They came up with name called with this name called legionnaires disease because there in there was a hotel in philadelphia. They were having some this is when some trade thing. This is when i was your age. 19. Yeah, i was your age. And in 1977 and the air ducts got polluted and the air ducts got polluted and the air was really bad. And so thats what this is, is like, is like. And then they changed the like. And then they changed the name legionella to make it sound like salmonella. It does kill people, but probably just in huge doses. Okay. Well, its huge doses. Okay. Well, its obviously a bit of a pretty serious mistake , jonathan, serious mistake, jonathan, although i always wonder, like the glee of some of the sort of left wing newspapers about this kind of thing. I mean, as if they just going to live on they are just going to live on some all some separate island. We all need tackle for sure. Need to tackle this for sure. Migrant issue. Obviously, this is to do it. No, absolutely. Your politics aside, and like your politics aside, whatever is whatever your view is on immigration all the things immigration and all the things that come along with it, its just terribly dealt just the most terribly dealt with thing the government does. Its the its so poorly managed. The migrant crisis, its a catastrophe. Its like it doesnt be a theres doesnt seem to be a theres certainly sort of easy certainly no sort of easy solution. And whenever every solution. And whenever every solution gets brought up, it just to another of just leads to another bunch of unpredicted unforeseen consequences like this. Its consequences like this. Its just not a simple thing. And its just not dealt with well, in humble opinion. In my humble opinion. Do we understand how this disease was missed, though, do we understand how this disearfrom s missed, though, do we understand how this disearfrom s explanationjgh, do we understand how this disearfrom s explanation of|, apart from louis explanation of the of the name, the etymology of the name, i didnt see how disease. And didnt see how the disease. And could i just Say Something . I think think, jonathan, so think i think, jonathan, im so proud mean, hes such proud of him. I mean, hes such a lovely a lovely boy, except when youre outside of your mothers influences. But shes mothers influences. But shes so dont dont leave her alone. Dont mention her. Dont try to say kick me out. Dont try. This is tend to the sitcom. Should we talk about this terrible story about bacteria . Were talking its bacteria. They its about bacteria. They probably clean the ship probably didnt clean the ship that would have that much. They would have probably checked that much. They would have prbecause checked that much. They would have prbecause theyre checked that much. They would have prbecause theyre lookingecked it because theyre looking for things about this. Things to find bad about this. As last night, nick, this as i said last night, nick, this is not even a non story. It is not a story. The fact is weve got an immigration problem with this country. The country is not deaung this country. The country is not dealing with it properly. They havent made a decision to deal with it properly. So as long as they dont make a decision to with it properly. So as long as they with make a decision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits a decision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits not ecision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits not aision to with it properly. So as long as they with mits not a storyto deal with it, its not a story anymore. Should be anymore. We should not be reporting with reporting anything to do with this. Okay. Well, no one was hurt. In that sense, its hurt. So in that sense, its sort a non story tragedy was sort of a non story tragedy was avoided. Do you want to look then this boiler then instead at this Oil Boiler Ban thats been thrown into doubt . So basically, as far as i can see, the tories are sort of theyre of saying, oh, we theyre sort of saying, oh, we dont do zero dont want to do net zero anymore. We dont to bring anymore. We dont want to bring in heat pumps anymore. What do you the thing you think . Yeah, well, the thing about is you about these heat pumps is you have to be on the National Grid to because theyre have to be on the National Grid to by because theyre have to be on the National Grid to by electricity ecause theyre have to be on the National Grid to by electricity and jse theyre have to be on the National Grid to by electricity and theyrerre run by electricity and theyre quite pumps quite i think heat pumps ive heard good certain heard are very good in certain variable climates variable type climates where they squeeze the they they actually squeeze the they squeeze by squeeze the air. And by squeezing the air, you create heat or and then when you release, its kind of like a its of like a reverse its kind of like a reverse refrigerator if youre familiar with that, know, anything. Refrigerator if youre familiar withimit, know, anything. Refrigerator if youre familiar withimit, confused. Ything. Refrigerator if youre familiar withimit, confused. Never. But im more confused. Never. I mean, theyre because mean, you think theyre because i read an article bbc i read an article on the bbc know of all places and even they were against heat pumps were totally against heat pumps were totally against heat pumps were to were against it. But they had to admit article dont admit in the article they dont really theyre really work. Theyre cold, theyre just theyre expensive. Theyre just impractical like impractical in all ways. Like youre saying, in certain climates work, climates they could work, but not not ours, not in our. Not in not in ours, not in our. Its to i think. I think its similar to i think. I think so to they have in so its similar to they have in like dry climates. Like these really dry climates. Theyve evaporative theyve got these evaporative coolers they they coolers where they where they put a fan over water, air and it cools the air. I see. And that works. Well, just to bring it back to this of what it is, jonathan, its that there was going be a ban on installing going to be a ban on installing oil boilers from 2026 and now the just walking the tories are just walking it back theyve realised the tories are just walking it bac an theyve realised the tories are just walking it bac an election. Ieyve realised its an election. Well, theyre saying its its an election. Va ll, theyre saying its its an election. Va proposal, saying its its an election. Va proposal, which| its its an election. Va proposal, which is s only a proposal, which is basically political basically the political equivalent a equivalent of saying its just a prank, bro. Its just like its a real kind theyre not committing kind of theyre not committing to it. E e with a lot of these and like with a lot of these net zero policies, might net zero policies, they might have intentions, but have the best of intentions, but in pan out have the best of intentions, but in they pan out have the best of intentions, but in they expect. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we ey expect. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were pect. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were just. Pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were just chatting. Ut have the best of intentions, but in we were just chatting. Things we were just chatting. Things change. Grow. Man. Change. People grow. Yeah, man. Yeah. Rolling back. But yeah. Theyre rolling back. But they term off the they do mention the term off the grid, which means Something Different than america than it does here. Often have does here. Here. Often have a lot food and weaponry. Lot of dry food and weaponry. Yeah could dangerous, but yeah it could be dangerous, but they said that in the. Especially tory especially in the tory constituencies, theyre constituencies, because theyre quite that quite leafy out there is that there these they there are lots of these they have homes people who have lots of homes of people who are the national are not attached to the National Grid, is the electrical grid, which is the electrical system. They cant in system. So they cant plug in these pumps, they have these heat pumps, so they have to on oil. Okay all right. To rely on oil. Okay all right. Well, lets have at the well, lets have a look at the times. Jonathan students to start term yeah, students to start term in bunk beds. So in hotels or bunk beds. So students face a battle for housing with universities refusing to guarantee accommodation to offering them rooms in different cities. Now what a lot of the universities are doing apparently is only guaranteeing accommodation for people went to that people who went to that university as their first choice. Thats really quite a funny thats a thats a move thats a commit to us now thats a real commit to us now or you might not have bed or you might not have a bed right to right you tried to go to cambridge, sleep on the street. Thats basically it is. Thats basically what it is. Dont yeah. Well i dont see i dont. Sorry, i dont see anything wrong with that because its kind of american, isnt it . Its yeah like its free market. Yeah its like saying to come saying you dont want to come here. Were not going find saying you dont want to come here. House. Not going find saying you dont want to come here. House. Not greally find saying you dont want to come here. House. Not greally fin you get on clearing. Just in a yeah. ;sentially. In tent. Yeah. Clearings in a tent. Yeah. Clearings in a tent. All lets have a look all right, lets have a look at lewis oh, this at the express. Lewis oh, this is are is another one. Doctors are striking down the striking to bring down the tories. And basically they were they doctors said were not they the doctors said were not going strike against going to go on strike against scotland scotland the scotland because scotland is the kind we can deal kind of people that we can deal with. Theyre with. Right. And theyre going to strike against the to go on strike against the engush to go on strike against the english system because english english system because they want 35 and they want and according to the tories, they want to bring down on the tories. The truth is and you know my feeling about this, ive said it so many millions of times, i shouldnt be that serious about it. But and as somebody who uses medical somebody who uses the medical system looks system tremendously, it looks like i look so like i dont because i look so amazing. So healthy. Amazing. I look so healthy. You it so thats because you use it so much. Youre there every day. When im i you know, when im there, i get lot work, get tested. A lot of work, botox. I tested every and botox. I got tested every and i got the latest got i just got the latest results in my 2022 my results in and my 2022 my c thank you son. My c reactive protein is one. Wow. I never thought id hear that on national tv. My c reactive protein and my ferritin levels not ferret. That clip will go viral , i feel. So what do you think . So what do you think . So what do you think . Jonathan stephen barclay, health secretary, said that the mask slipped theyve mask has slipped because theyve revealed that this just political. Work with scotland they can work with scotland but england. They can work with scotland but en going on . Well think whats going on . Well i think with strikes that from with strikes that are done from a political perspective, i think its different thing when a political perspective, i think its a different thing when a political perspective, i think its a its different thing when a political perspective, i think its a its aiifferent thing when a political perspective, i think its a its a healtht thing when a political perspective, i think its a its a health young when a political perspective, i think its a its a health you know,en its a its a health you know, its a its a health you know, its the Health Departments and the industry because the Health Industry because theres be a lot theres going to be a lot of people who are going to be suffering because of this and missed and things suffering because of this and miss are, and things suffering because of this and miss are, know, and things suffering because of this and miss are, know, especiallyigs suffering because of this and miss the know, especiallyigs suffering because of this and miss the last know, especiallyigs suffering because of this and miss the last feww, especiallyigs suffering because of this and miss the last few years, aciallyigs suffering because of this and miss the last few years, weveigs over the last few years, weve had delay so many had such a delay to so many people their care. People getting their care. This seems they need. This kind of seems a cynical it from a a bit cynical to do it from a political perspective. But then political perspective. But then again, be again, people should be paid good i dont know. Its complex. Isnt that complex. No, it isnt that complex. And think the end of the and i think at the end of the day, the end of the day, day, at the end of the day, really what the most important thing need to thing is we need and we need to take ourselves. Youre take care of ourselves. Youre young a gun started. Young and youre a gun started. Youve started to take of youve started to take care of yourself. And thats and yourself. Okay . And thats and it real. Ive lost weight. It is real. Ive lost weight. Exactly. Went on strike. Exactly. Doctors went on strike. Family conflict. But we have to have a quick look at the star. Jonathan, what do you think . Yeah, is a of very, yeah, so this is a sort of very, very heavy, serious story, right , psychos deviants. , of the sony psychos deviants. Libertines with take libertines with lunchtime fillings. So someone in office in a national in an office in a National Newspaper has decided that the front page should story front page should be a story about people putting baked beans front page should be a story abart people putting baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, utting baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, which baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, which is, ked beans in a sandwich, which is, you know, a sign of times. Know, its a sign of the times. Its end of days. But at the its the end of days. But at the same time, yeah, i was struggling with this because i sometimes go online when we dont full story yet. Dont have the full story yet. Online get the sort i go online to get the sort of richness of the daily star s