Poorest, the most. On a visit to poorest, the most. On a visit to burnley, the pm insists his approach is deeply conservative, saying its a thatcherite policy. The best tax cut that we can deliver right now is to halve inflation and thats something that im deeply committed to. Its the first my five its the first of my five priorities. Because thats priorities. Why . Because thats how we can help people with the cost just want to cost of living. We just want to put in peoples put more money in peoples pockets. The best way do pockets. And the best way to do that is through that right now is through halving and that is halving inflation. And that is a deeply conservative approach halving inflation. And that is a deepand inservative approach halving inflation. And that is a deepand my rvative approach halving inflation. And that is a deepand my colleaguesoach this. And my colleagues understand is what understand that this is what margaret did. Margaret thatcher did. Tax to be a key issue tax is set to be a key issue over the next four days, with more than mps promising more than 30 tory mps promising not to support the autumn statement if it contains any hikes. Shadow Health Secretary hikes. Shadow Health Secretary wes streeting says theyre right to question the pms tax policies, including inherited tax. After 13 years of conservative government we end up in a position where even its own mps are having to campaign against their unfair tax policies. And i think conservative mps are quite right to say how is it that weve got the worst, highest tax burden in 70 years . They should also be asking rishi sunak why , instead asking rishi sunak why, instead of thinking about cutting taxes for working people, hes looking to give himself and other super rich people a tax break by cutting a tax that affects 4 of people in this country. Cutting a tax that affects 4 of people in this country. A tax people in this country. A tax cut that would earn him personally £300 million, a key part of the Windsor Framework has come into effect for Northern Ireland with a new system introduced to move products from Great Britain goods which are being transported to the eu will use a red lane which includes customs declarations. While those bound for Northern Ireland will use a green lane with minimal papennork and no checks. This is papennork and no checks. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news now its time for headliners. Headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie and joining me tonight to go through the most worthy stories in mondays newspapers are two of the most incisive and profound political thinkers out there who also make their living telling jokes about thinkers out there who also make their sexualtelling jokes about thinkers out there who also make their sexual organs. Okes about thinkers out there who also make their sexual organs. Its; about thinkers out there who also make their sexual organs. Its pauljt their sexual organs. Its paul cox and adam bloom. How are you cox and adam bloom. How are you guys . How are you . Weekends . Oh, good, thanks, josh, busy gigging around the country. Yeah. Your gigs. You booked some gigs, dont yes. Have you . Not dont you . Yes. Have you . Not yet, no. Have done as gigs . Yet, no. Have you done as gigs . No. Interesting. Yeah. Look how youre nice to him. Youre suddenly nice to him. Youre wait youre just like, oh, wait a second. Ive a good week. Second. Ive had a good week. I just found out ive got genital organs and youre looking particularly muscly. If i may say. Youre definitely the most muscly headunen definitely the most muscly headliner. Really . Headliner. I am. Oh, really . Most, you whos the second most, you know , its paul. Know, its paul. Yeah. It cannot be, right. Yeah. It cannot be, right. Lets take a quick look through mondays front pages. The daily mail mobile phones ban in schools. The times doctor handed schools. The times doctor handed £7,900 to cover one strike shift. Guardian tory factions threatened to wreck sunaks conference mirror. Do the right conference mirror. Do the right thing. Pm express hunt vows to turn the screw on work shy and finally the daily star are nuts in crisis and those are your front pages. Starting with the front pages. Starting with the mondays guardian poll. What do they have on the front page . Tory factions threatened to wreck sunaks conference. Of course, the conservative conference is undennay now and this isnt news. This is the guardian. However, what they have said is that rishi sunak is struggling to hold together his fractured party at the first day of the conservative conference as it saw attempts at a united front collapse into rival groups battling over tax , culture, wars battling over tax, culture, wars and the fight for tory leader. Well of course, if you look closely at this , the fight for closely at this, the fight for tory leader, what theyre saying is rishi might not last. Therefore who have we got to look at . And weve got to look at braverman. Weve to look at braverman. Weve got to look at braverman. Weve got to look at patel. Apparently Kemi Badenoch of cleverly badenoch and of course, cleverly. Im not sure any of those people right now are future leaders of the tory party and i see rishi sunak himself fighting this now till the very end, of course, and the reason i say thatis course, and the reason i say that is because i dont think weve seen enough scrutiny of the labour partys policies yet. Now they look like theyve got a home run. Im not sure they have got a home run, but theres quite lot going on. What do quite a lot going on. What do you make of this, adam i think there more there should be a far more significant headline and that is gymnast, gymnast, born with no legs and massive feet. Legs and massive feet. Thats how it looks, doesnt it . It does. It . It does. Adam, sticking to this. I mean, this is kind of a sort of make or break conference really for the tories. I mean, this is rishi coming in and going, guys, let me lead you to the next election and im going to win. But ill be honest with you, it took me so to out. It took me so long to come out. The gymnast i havent read the gymnast gag. I havent read the other story. Youre here. Thats why youre here. Youre though, was quite youre right though, was quite facetious. Are facetious. And there are a number of people jostling for position but this happens every position. But this happens every time conference. Time theres a party conference. It every party it happens at every party conference. Theyre conference. Unless theyre entirely united, which most parties arent. Labour Party Parties arent. The labour party arent but rishi is arent either, but rishi is under a lot of pressure now and of course i am a betting man and i would bet against him winning the next general election. So the next general election. So thats starting to change slightly winds are slightly though. The winds are changing. But is it going to changing. Yes but is it going to change enough . For me, its not. And were going see and also, were going to see some might some more stories that might affect is affect that later. There is another also in the another story also in the guardian, verbal abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren erbal abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren ,rbal abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren , say abuse damaging another story also in the guchildren , say expertsiamaging another story also in the guchildren , say experts. |maging another story also in the guchildren , say experts. Thising to children, say experts. This is quite an interesting, wasnt it . I mean , look, you explain it it . I mean, look, you explain it first, if you dont mind. So this story is about parents who shout at their children or call them stupid as a sort of leaving their offspring at greater risk of self harm. Now i guess there is a correlation between those two things. I dont know if its a greater risk. The reason i say that im not condoning that type of towards children, of behaviour towards children, by but imagine that by the way, but you imagine that was parents were was the sort of way parents were towards children for generations and self harm. I dont know if it seems that in, in in recent times self harm seems to have exploded in some way. But during a time where parents arent really shouting at kids in the same way, they would have done in previous generations. So im not sure the correlation stacks up. Weve all got children, though. Yes, very hard to not shout at your children, particularly yours, adam, because theyre so annoying. Mean , you surely you should i mean, you surely you should never call your child stupid. Never call your child stupid. You can say that was stupid, but not youre stupid. Yeah. Apart from my daughter from the stupid one, my daughter has called me stupid. Should do about it . What should i do about it . Its the other way oh, its the other way round. Oh, okay. Cool. No no. Okay. Cool. Cool. Yeah. No no. Isnt it obvious you but isnt it obvious you dont call a child . No, i think it is obvious, adam, everyone. Adam, but not to everyone. But it yeah, not to the stupid yeah, but not to the stupid parents. Thats the problem. And the theyre correct. The irony is theyre correct. Yeah. Unfortunately, then it yeah. And unfortunately, then it continues that cycle. Certain but yes, there are certain things wouldnt but yes, there are certain thin know, wouldnt but yes, there are certain thin know, its wouldnt but yes, there are certain thin know, its very wouldnt but yes, there are certain thin know, its very hard jldnt but yes, there are certain thin know, its very hard font but yes, there are certain thin know, its very hard for any you know, its very hard for any to parent not lose their temper. But its a tough one but this is its a tough one because, of course, of course, its make the impact. Its going to make the impact. And three and im sure we were three comics. Sure we were comics. Im sure we were traumatised parents to traumatised by our parents to a degree even things degree from like even things that they innocuous things that they remember they might not even remember saying thing tend stick saying thing they tend to stick with. Its not much the with you. Its not so much the shouting. Once watched dad shouting. I once watched my dad finish his tongue finish a yoghurt with his tongue and that me very and that affected me very deeply. So did he have to squeeze it to get the bottom to go up . I dont know what he was doing. All i know is i need to get him a spoon for christmas. Right. Lets do the front page of the daily mail. Adam mobile phones ban adam okay. Mobile phones ban in education in schools. The education secretary dramatic secretary announced dramatic intervention secretary announced dramatic inimillions1 parents of millions of parents and teachers. Main relief for teachers. The main relief for parents that dont have to parents is that dont have to buy a now, what buy their kid a phone. Now, what a relief. This i think a what a relief. This i think its great idea because its a what a relief. This i think its justeat idea because its a what a relief. This i think its justeat lessons. ause its a what a relief. This i think its justeat lessons. Itse its a what a relief. This i think its justeat lessons. Its ints not just in lessons. Its in break time because we used to run and play and all run around and play and all sorts now sorts of stuff and now just doing the whole time. Its doing that the whole time. Its good for exercise. Its good for loads going good for exercise. Its good for lo. Say going good for exercise. Its good for lo. Say its going going good for exercise. Its good for lo. Say its going to going good for exercise. Its good for lo. Say its going to create ing to say its going to create stopping bullying. But lets be honest, happen honest, bullying will happen in other forms. If anything, people are more a are going to be more like a bully because not bully because theyre not distracted like distracted by their phone, like cyber existed cyber bullying, bullying existed before cyber bullying. It was just bullying. I dont just called bullying. So i dont think stop. Think its going to stop. Bullying going bullying should its going to stop happening stop it happening all through break through break and all through lessons. But its going to stop it happening. But i its not just but i mean, its not just about is it, paul . About bullying, is it, paul . Its distraction. Its its about the distraction. Its about how it affects their brains. Theres brains. Yeah, theres its multifaceted. This i multifaceted. This actually i mean, the same mean, were all of the same generation. Was concept generation. There was no concept of we of mobile telephones when we were didnt have were at school. We didnt have that of distraction. So we that level of distraction. So we cant ourselves cant quite put ourselves in that know that position. But we do know there distraction. There are huge distraction. Theres another side to this. Really, in. Really, its about fitting in. I mean, year old, i mean, ive got a 14 year old, i know youve got a year old as know youve got a 14 year old as well, josh and whether we like it and whether wed like it or not and whether wed like to say no fitting in and having the right things to fit in is relatively in the relatively important in the sense that if you dont, then you are targeted and just for the sheer nature of children. However thats a bit off piste because this is about mobile telephones during a lesson and in my Daughters School they are banned lesson. Im sure banned during lesson. Im sure thats thats not something thats thats not something thats mandated from Central Government at the moment it government at the moment or it is tomorrow i think, or is as of tomorrow i think, or something. But however that is policed locally at the school and to some success, i dont want to say it was. Yeah, well this seems like an easy win for the tories of i dont think theres who are theres many people who are going to like, no, we going to be like, no, no, we should our on should allow our children on their during school their phones during school time. Bit obvious, you so its a bit obvious, you know what they have . Have know what they have . They have two a string two tin cans with a string between them instead, and then they with the they get kids with the heinz beans will bully the kid with the yeah and the ads the asda beans. Yeah and the ads will of will be the equivalent of android, yeah. Android, wouldnt it . Yeah. Theres always reason to bully isnt there. Bully someone, isnt there. Yeah right. Its mondays times now paul right. Its mondays times now paul. They leading paul. What are they leading with. Doctor handed £7,900 to cover one strike shift. Now that is a lot of money. Eight grand is a lot of money. Eight grand is a lot of money. Id probably want more than eight grand to deal with general public, particularly when theyre ill, because been in because if youve ever been in a hospital , particularly a e, hospital, particularly a e, where is lot stress where there is a lot of stress going some reason it going on, for some reason it bnngs going on, for some reason it brings worst out in people. Brings the worst out in people. It very brings worst it very rarely brings the worst out medical staff. Have out in the medical staff. I have to people sick. I mean, to say, people are sick. I mean, but sick. Okay, its but they are sick. So okay, its justifiable should justifiable. Lets say we should abuse doctors. However, abuse all doctors. However, i would this thats not would say that this thats not what you im not saying what you know, im not saying definitely what all doctors definitely not what all doctors to some of them enough of £1,900. Its a lot of money and it seems. But thats what thats what consultancy is all about is to fill the gaps that you cant fill. And if youve got doctors striking this is the monetary cost. But unfortunately theres monetary just during monetary costs isnt just during strikes, because strikes, its because of understaffing. Theres gaps understaffing. Theres gaps in the know, and its also the you know, and its also the nurses when they bring in outside nurses, they theyre not getting 7900, but they get considerably more. And i know that because my mother in law is a and thats thats where a nurse and thats thats where she the christmas she pays for the christmas presents all the kids. Presents for all the kids. They just get the couldnt they just get the army to do the instead, like army to do the job instead, like they with other they do with other jobs . Dont. Good with that. I dont. Good luck with that. Just there is just never get sick. There is another here. Want to another story here. Want to win over boss . Your over your boss . Praise your colleagues. I just want to colleagues. And i just want to say doing say youre both doing a fantastic well, you fantastic job. Well, josh, you are marvellously and splendidly good looking, yes, adam, good looking, sir. Yes, adam, you want to say anything . Id like to tell you that the proper boss the desk proper boss in the sound desk over youre great job. Fair enough. All right, lets finish on the sun, then. Adam whats going on there . Attack Russian Hackers attack royals. Theres royals. So basically, theres some hackers in russia that have attacked theyve attacked the royals and theyve claimed their claimed to go on to their website. Whats interesting is website. Whats interesting is theyve and said theyve come fonnard and said its thought the its us, which i thought the whole hacking was no its us, which i thought the who knows hacking was no its us, which i thought the who knows its hacking was no its us, which i thought the who knows its you. Ing was no its us, which i thought the who knows its you. Right . S no its us, which i thought the who knows its you. Right . But one knows its you. Right . But anyway, kill milk. The anyway, kill milk. The perpetrator, the perpetrator, leader of the russian. Basically, they russian. Basically, they called the called kill net. So the groups called kill net. So kill milk, kill net and their favourite films probably kill bill and they basically claimed in a telegraph post that they were the takedown. But were behind the takedown. But the have it didnt the royals have said it didnt happen. So its really weird. Normally song goes, ive been hacked. Now hacked. Oh, it wasnt me. Now theyre going, you. Theyre going, we hacked you. Theyre didnt. Theyre going, we hacked you. The quite didnt. Theyre going, we hacked you. The quite weird, didnt. Theyre going, we hacked you. The quite weird, isnt didnt. Theyre going, we hacked you. The quite weird, isnt it . Iidnt. Its quite weird, isnt it . Yes it because im not sure it is weird because im not sure what by it. What they achieved by it. Hardly w