About diplomatic efforts to prevent further escalation of the conflict into the wider middle east. Rishi sunak welcomed King Abdullah to downing street today. The two leaders shaking hands on the doorstep of number 10, the leaders agreeing on the importance of taking measures to protect civilians in gaza, including british and jordanian. Dual citizens caught up in the violence. This comes after violence. This comes after a further round of crisis talks by World Leaders with others as they try to inject diplomacy into the conflict between israel and hamas. Now for government and hamas. Now for government flights carrying britains left israel today, two more expected to come tonight. Israel today, two more expected to come tonight. The foreign to come tonight. The Foreign Office telling british nationals in gaza to get ready in case the rafah Border Crossing with egypt is opened in the morning. Its is opened in the morning. Its currently the only route out of the territory. The foreign secretary James Cleverly told gb news the uk government is doing everything it can to get british people trapped in gaza out and hundreds of people gathered at a vigil in Central London today to commemorate israeli victims of the hamas terror attack. Holding israeli flags high and bearing posters saying bring them home. People handed out flyers featuring names and faces of those taken hostage by hamas. A Strong Police presence patrolled the event that took place in Parliament Square in Central London. Now, news away from the israeli Hamas Conflict and on to sport and england are through to the last four of the Rugby World Cup after quite an astonishing game , 32, 24in their victory game, 32, 24in their victory over fiji in their quarterfinal in marseille. Mail order chefi in marseille. Mail order chefi claudi a lusty voices of the England Rugby squad ringing out the national anthem. And if youre watching on television, youre watching on television, you can see as well, princess of wales, Kate Middleton seen watching the stands, watching from the stands, singing to support the singing lustily to support the nation. Means england into nation. That means england into the semi finals for the second world cup in a row. The semi finals for the second world cup in a row. Steve world cup in a row. Steve borthwicks men will now face south africa in the tournament semi finals on saturday. This is gb news across the uk on tv in your car on Digital Radio and on your car on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news this is britains news channel. News channel. Hello and welcome to headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im hello and welcome to headliners. Im josh howie. And headliners. Im josh howie. And joining me to go through mondays newspapers and express opinions representing about 3 of the uk comedy circuit are the ever shrinking. Paul cox and eating disorder poster boy louis schaffer. How are you both . Lovely. How are you . Im thats lovely. How are you . Im thats very kind of you to ask. Im good. Im good. Ive got a ive got a new that looks really smart. This was its kind of special. Special. Well, thats what charity shots from all about the Charity Shops love it. Well, what do you think Louis Schaefer is. Look, it doesnt. Well, look, it doesnt. Well, look, it doesnt. Mean, waiting for next i mean, im waiting for next years years calendar. At the end of the day, yeah, at the end of the day, the true value the charity the true value is in the Charity Shops britain. Shops of britain. Would you say its one yeah. Would you say its one of greatest things about the uk . U k . Uk . Would say it is because the i would say it is because the clothes are there. British clothes. Did you have is itjust clothes. Did you have is it just thrift shops and this is one of the main stories thrift shop. Yeah, but i dont think there arent as many as there are in this because this this country because this country a provision have country made a provision to have to unoccupied space, given to have unoccupied space, given discount rates in city centres. Do you think just possibly trying to avoid dealing with the front right. Have yeah. Yeah. Right. Lets have a look at those front pages then. The mail , the police are. The daily mail, the police are coming for you. If you glorify terrorism. Good. Im just being impartial there. The guardian, us and last ditch effort to reduce impact of israeli assault on gaza. The times is emelien tried to flee as invasion of gaza looms the mirror fears of a full out war. Independent israel kills mastermind of massacre and the Financial Times us warns iran not to escalate gaza war into larger mideast conflict. Into larger mideast conflict. Those are your front pages. I wonder what were going to talk about now. So starting with the about now. So starting with the mirror pool, what are they going with . Big headline fears of an all out war. Israel is facing a fight on three fronts and unlikely to end hell of innocence. And im ready hell of innocence. And im ready. Actively surprised by the daily mirror here, because this is quite a factual front page. Its only about four words. Yeah but. But. But the four words that most of the other papers seem to use of this ilk are like, you know, friendly activists in palestine are being pelted with bombs and youre like, no, this is an all out war now, unfortunately. And hope i pray and i hope that it doesnt it doesnt escalate into something absolutely massive because of the second part of this subhead line un plea to end hell of innocence. Because what we have to do and i know i keep saying this, but i think its really important is we have to separate out the terrorism and terrorists of hamas and some of those people in palestine, some of those people that are getting killed now, they killed now, now they put themselves position themselves in that position undoubtedly on other undoubtedly. And on the other side, of its right. Side, of course, its right. I mean, they vote. They were voted in 2006, but they havent had elections and whatever. Ive why did you make me have to be all balanced and stuff like that . Very painful, paul. But i mean but really, this story sorry you because sorry to interrupt you because we going to to that and we are going to get to that and i make these points i want to make these points further. Really i want to make these points fu about really i want to make these points fu about whether really i want to make these points fu about whether or really i want to make these points fu about whether or noteally i want to make these points fu about whether or not this is is about whether or not this is going to escalate. Well, every start well, every time you start a war, josh , every time theres war, josh, every time theres anything. War, josh, every time theres anyyou g. War, josh, every time theres anyyou know about this, dont you know about this, dont you . Yeah, of course do. You . Yeah, of course i do. Well, it all starts. Its exactly a divorce. Exactly like a divorce. It starts one bad word, starts with one bad word, and the thing know, you the next thing you know, you dont kids for, like, dont see your kids for, like, 2 or and. And thats not or 3 years, and. And thats not true. Did see my kids on the true. I did see my kids on the way to school. I used to stand outside. Outside. Youre not going to yeah, if youre not going to pay yeah, if youre not going to pay your parents contributions , pay your parents contributions, thats what happens. You know what . When you make no money because were not because youre on. Were not discussing look at discussing this. Josh look at what is. Its what this story is. Its interesting its the interesting that its in the mirror war. Mirror of fears of all that war. Basically, theyre saying this is what my impression is that i think theyre trying because the mirror left wing paper. I mirror is a left wing paper. I think make think theyre trying to make it seem is bringing us seem like israel is bringing us into all out war. Its blaming israel. Then saying un plea israel. And then saying un plea to end hell of innocence. Well, theyre not talking about the hell of the 126 hostages is theyre not talking about that hell theyre talking about the kids. Theyre showing pictures of palestinian kids, war is a bad thing. And the question is bad thing. And the question is what fronts are they talking about . Are they talking about what fronts are they talking about . Are they talking about is it is egypt considered a front . Well, no, its not. Its about lebanon and syria really. About lebanon and syria really. I mean, thats the thing. Now, this isnt a situation that weve had before in historic, really large wars involving israel , where the first war in israel, where the first war in 1948 invaded literally every 1948 invaded by literally every single side. Now there is peace with jordan , there is peace with with jordan, there is peace with egypt. There is also peace, the abraham this isnt abraham accords. So this isnt what was. We are talking more what it was. We are talking more about iran essentially through its proxies in syria, through lebanon. And thats the fear of it. Theres an argument that it. Theres an argument that this was well , theres a lot of this was well, theres a lot of evidence that irans footprint is on on what happened and there but but whats happened is america by sending its warships basically has put us put a stop to that and said look if you guys are going to if irans going to get involved in these lebanon, whatever, if its going to whilst to escalate like that whilst that distracted down that the army is distracted down south in gaza, america is south in gaza, then america is going to get involved. And thats the fear here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah,e fear here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, ifear here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, i see here. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, i see itere. Going to get involved. And tha yeah, i see it differently. Yeah, i see it differently. Josh america sending josh i see by america sending its its Aircraft Carrier in that area to is placing america in danger. Yeah. I mean, those danger. Yeah. I mean, those things are so vulnerable nowadays. The Aircraft Carriers, the days of Aircraft Carriers are long gone as russia and the ukraine situation has proved, having a navy by plants thing, a ship ships out in the middle of the caribbean, caribbean , in the the caribbean, caribbean, in the mediterranean. Its it means that one of those ships is going to be blown up and then it is going to be an all out war. Well, there you have it. You have three very stupid comedians discussing global geopolitical war. I think i know because you know something . It was know something . I think it was in the 1967 war or 73 war where israel blew up american ship. Israel blew up an american ship. Okay. Louis up. What , you okay. Louis up. What, you dont okay. Louis up. What , you dont remember . What, you dont remember . What, you dont remember . You dont know that that happened because youre so young. Josh, i know. Im so. But well, could google i well, you could google it. I didnt do the research beforehand, do remember beforehand, but i do remember that had a ship that america, america had a ship that america, america had a ship that was blown. Im gonna move on now. Moving on guardian. Come on. On. The guardian. Us and last ditch attempt to reduce impact of us of israeli assault same same article and its basically this blinken guy who is who is the secretary of state hes flying around. I mean the fact flying around. I mean the fact hes flying around trying to trying to say everybody calm down, everythings all right. And everything. And everything. Well, theres an effort to help the innocent civilians in gaza to escape through egypt. It gaza to escape through egypt. It theyve been offering aid to egypt and whatever. But the egyptians dont want those people neither. And thats thats the sad reality yeah, sad reality of it. Yeah, the sad reality of it. Yeah, the sad reality of it. Yeah, the sad reality of it. And first of and its like and first of all, is not friends with all, israel is not friends with with egypt and theyre not friends. They diplomatic friends. They have diplomatic relations. Relations. Theyre associates like what theyre associates like me. Were friends. Me and you. Were not friends. Yeah. Dont like each other no, we dont like each other exactly. But smile you exactly. But i smile when you say up, know, stay out say shut up, you know, stay out of and the audience of it. And the audience thinks, well, along great. Well, two jews get along great. No, youre horrible person, josh, put up with you josh, but i put up with you because. Because andrew, i think likes more than so ive likes you more than me. So ive got up with. Oh, thats. Got to put up with. Oh, thats. Thats got to put up with. Oh, thats. Thajust favours you. Lets just favours you. Lets i want to talk about the other story because i think this is the crux of everything. Here it is the crux is the one. Now, we didnt know the exact figures, but now we know theres 126 confirmed hostages and as much as we around the world, paul much as we around the world, paul, might be going, oh, should israel go in . And is it enough time for people . The reality is there 126 in absent there are 126 in absent civilians. Is there are 126 in absent civilians. Is babies up to people in their 80s holocaust survivor. I think were also taken who are trapped now with genocidal terrorists and they need to be rescued. And it comes down to that. So this is the down to that. So this is the point that ive been seeing a lot online. All the people calling for peace. Why dont you calling for peace. Why dont you call for hamas to release the terrorists , surely . Terrorists, surely . Absolutely. Josh and well said. No, of course. Absolutely. Josh and well said. No, of course. And this said. No, of course. And this takes us back to last saturday, unfortunately, which kicked this whole thing off. Its absolutely harrowing and disgusting event. And we need to be brought back to that because thats exactly what happened. We need to look at this in isolation. We need to look at what happened and we need to look at these hostages. And i pray that we can negotiate these hostages, release this before off, before it really kicks off, because it kicks off, because if it really kicks off, i really fear for their future. Yeah, but you you, josh , and yeah, but you you, josh, and you, paul, are basically wrong in the perception from the palestinian side, or at least the hamas side. Theyre not considered innocent arent theyre considered invaders of the country. Theyre considered infidels. Theyre not going to infidels. Theyre not going to heaven or whatever. So we look at might look at them as at we might look at them as innocents, right . At we might look at them as innocents, right . And we do look at them as innocents , which is at them as innocents, which is why is why theyre always why which is why theyre always parading children in their propaganda. But they dont see propaganda. But they dont see those people. They dont they see them as jews. Frankly right. Lets move to something a little bit funner. Whats going on with the daily mail, paul . So the daily mail, the police are coming for you. If you glorify terrorism. Oh, good story. Oh, good story. Oh, good story. Yeah. Are they, though, because in order to do that, theyve got to identify what a terrorist is. And from what ive seen in the last seven days, no ones been able to do that, particularly people like the bbc. Im hoping that the im bbc. And im hoping that the im hoping that the police here dont have the same view of the world as the bbc do, because othennise be othennise were not going to be no would been. Well, no one would have been. Well, the bbc were talking about actual terrorists. The bbc were talking about act|whatrrorists. The bbc were talking about act|whatrroriststalking about here what were talking about here are marching in are the people marching in london tens london yesterday and tens of thousands people. And i would thousands of people. And i would argue okay adjacent. Okay but at the end of the day, in order for you to in order for it to glorifying you to be glorifying terrorism, you have what terrorism have to identify what terrorism is first place. And i is in the first place. And i dont think weve done that successfully week. Cohesion dont think weve done that succes thely week. Cohesion dont think weve done that succes the ly political hesion across the whole political spectrum and why this has become a left and right issue is well beyond me. Find yourself beyond me. If you find yourself in a position where youre defending slaughter of defending the slaughter of babies fits in babies because it fits in with your , then your your ideology, then your ideology wrong. Okay, well, ideology is wrong. Okay, well, finally decided , louis, i want finally i decided, louis, i want to just very because to just very quickly, because i do to do some do genuinely want to do some good now. Good news now. Lets go to the metro quickly. The good news is not israel kills mastermind of massacre. Thats good news. But madonna is back. Hey hey. And its great. Shes 65 years so for me, shes 65 years old. So for me, shes young and delicious. And i remember i remember madonna. I remember i remember madonna. I remember taking she wrote a book that i used to take with when that i used to take with me when i was out of was on a my i when i was out of was on a my parents that book. Yeah. Parents had that book. Yeah. Book lonely times. That book for lonely times. They and actually they they had it. And actually they ended up giving it to me after discovering laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disdwvering laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disd thought laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disd thought it laundry basket. Ended up giving it to me after disd thought it laurreally,sket. I thought it was really, really was. Im not really hot. It was. Im not going say what the book was going to say what the book was about because were on in the morning, and ill tell you morning, too, and ill tell you something about madonna. It youve respect girl. Youve got to respect the girl. Can call a girl without can i call her a girl without being offensive . Being considered offensive . Shes a woman. Icon. Right. Thats s