After one defence system missile was launched, an explosion was seen in the southern outskirts of the city. Well, the authorities did confirm four people suffered minor injuries when the rocket landed. Israel meanwhile, has reportedly agreed to delay its Ground Invasion and allow the us to place Missile Defence systems around their assets in the middle east. Meanwhile, here the Prime Minister is refusing to support calls for a ceasefire, despite pressure from more than 80 mps to do so. Instead, rishi sunak is backing what hes calling specific pauses in the conflict to allow for the Safe Delivery of aid to the territory. Five british people are among more than 200 still being held hostage in gaza and regarding that aid, the ministry of defence has confirmed an raf plane led at the uk today carrying 21 tonnes of supplies, which include medical equipment and water filters. Now a news and water filters. Now a news away from israel and three people have been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage after londons wellington arch was vandalised. Just stop oil was vandalised. Just stop oil posted video of activists spraying orange paint on the grade one listed structure, which is almost 200 years old. They then set off their orange flares. The stunt was part of flares. The stunt was part of the groups ongoing campaign, demanding that the government stops granting new oil and gas licences. Politics and peter licences. Politics and peter bone has been suspended from the house of commons for six weeks over bullying and Sexual Misconduct allegations. The misconduct allegations. The wellingborough mp, who denies the allegations, has already been expelled from the party. It means another by elections looming for rishi sunak as a recall petition will now be arranged. And lastly, gb news arranged. And lastly, gb news presenter anne diamond has been made an obe a buckingham palace. Today the journalist and presenter received the honour from his majesty the king for her services to Public Health and charity and the award recognised her campaigning efforts for research into cot death following the death of her own son sebastian, from sudden infant death syndrome. Shes called the moment a crowning achievement to everyone who helped her campaign in the this is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news. This is britains news channel. Britains news channel. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im leo carson, joining me tonight to make an absolute mockery out of thursdays newspapers are two of the most insightful comedians in this room. Paul cox and Lewis Schaffer. How are you both doing . Great, thanks , leo. Thanks, leo. Ready to be insightful and interesting about the news. Well, how about you, lewis . Well, how about you, lewis . Im ready to try to be a comedian. Okay give it a go. Give it a go. One day youll get there. Lewis. Ihave one day youll get there. Lewis. I have faith. I have faith. Anyway, lets have a look at thursdays front pages. The daily mail leads with labour thursdays front pages. The daily mitselfads with labour thursdays front pages. The daily mitself apart th labour thursdays front pages. The daily mitself apart on labour thursdays front pages. The daily mitself apart on israel, tearing itself apart on israel, while guardian has fears of while the guardian has fears of worsening humanitarian crisis in gaza as fuel runs short, the daily express leads with where is the hope . Amidst shared grief, the metro has blackmail sex cop had 210 girl victims. Sex cop had 210 girl victims. The daily mirror leads with bulger killers parole bid in secret, and the daily star has mystic mugs. And those were your mystic mugs. And those were your front pages. And lets have a front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages. Start with tomorrows guardian poll. Well, whats good to read . The guardian , leo fears to read . The guardian, leo fears of worsening humanitarian disaster in gaza as fuel runs short. So this is relief efforts in gaza will be forced to stop unless fuel supplies reach the besieged territory. The main un Agency Working there has warned. Agency working there has warned. Im not sure the guardian understood lands war because this this definitely by israel is a ploy. Is a ploy. Yeah. Yeah. Theyve got a certain amount of control over the fuel supply into the into gaza and into palestine and theyre defending their territory and theyre well within their rights to do this. Can you imagine the guardian reporting on world war ii with a sympathetic view on the germans, for instance , and the . It just for instance, and the . It just would be unheard of. And complaining that dresden was getting bombed. Oh, those poor dresden. Well, at and to be fair, this is why theyll always have a case because none of us thought that the dresden cities of dresden deserve to be bombed in that way. You know, its just way. But, you know, its just part of war, isnt it . Unfortunately the thing that angers me the most about this story is they still insist story is that they still insist they still insist are below a picture of morning israeli women. It says murdered by hamas militants. And i cant get my head around how were still calling them militants when they are a proscribed uk law proscribed terrorist group. Well, i think its only leftists that call the militants the sort of people who will probably have them have a poster next to che guevara on their wall of these these terrorists. I mean , lewis, are you as i mean, lewis, are you as bloodthirsty and cynical as paul . Uh i mean, the thing is horrible. Horrible. Well, you cant make light about it, but at the end of the day, theres 200. Theres 200 hostages that that are in gaza. And the first step would be for maybe to release the hostages and then we could talk and when theres a place called masada in in israel where the jews held out against the romans and the romans basically did the same thing, they blocked all of the all of they blocked all of the all of the entry points and the water and everything. And to get to and everything. And to get to get the jews to give up. And the jews didnt give up. They jews didnt give up. They committed suicide. And i guess thats what i want to say, is its a horrible situation. Yeah, but the fuel is also i mean, its not just used by hospitals. In fact, thats probably why theyre probably further down theyre probably further down the list in terms of priorities for hamas than hamas is tunnel network, which is i mean, its hundreds of kilometres of tunnel theyre hiding in the tunnels and they have to have ventilation systems powered by this fuel to keep the air circulating through the tunnels or run air and they or they run out of air and they have to out the tunnels have to come out of the tunnels where when the idf can shoot where when the idf can can shoot them. The idf is, you know, them. And the idf is, you know, this this is almost a way of forcing them out of the tunnels. I the idea that hamas i guess the idea that hamas are after palestinians are looking after palestinians is saying the farmer is the same as saying the farmer is the same as saying the farmer is looking after turkeys in december. Theyre not december. But its theyre not looking theyre looking after anyone. Theyre looking after anyone. Theyre looking their self looking after their self and their self preservation. And their own self preservation. And they palestinian they consider palestinian citizens as Collateral Damage in the same way that perhaps an israeli bomb does. I think i think we make a mistake when we disassociate hamas from the Palestinian People or even hezbollah from the is that hamas speaks for a lot of palestinians. Its not like theres only like after world war ii ended, you thought there was only maybe 5 or 10. I mean, the whole country became. Became. Im not saying hamas are , but im not saying hamas are, but the but they but the people see, you know, arguably in their outlook and in their stated intent, you know , theyre just intent, you know, theyre just as extreme. But the people feel that theyre doing whats necessary to beat the israelis, to beat the jews. Theyre doing whats necessary. So. Okay whats necessary. So. Okay youve run out of words. So lets move to on the daily mail now. Lewis the daily mail is it this is this is the same story, not the same story, but it comes home. Labour tearing itself apart on and basically starmer on israel and basically starmer at Prime Ministers questions today didnt mention anything about the about israel and he basically is coming down as best as he can in the middle which is not good enough for the people who support whats for the palestinians , for hamas, muslim palestinians, for hamas, muslim mps. Mps. Labours got quite a few muslim mps who are right and a lot of councillors and then and so, so basically theyre saying to starmer that. The were going to starmer that. The were going to starmer that. The were going to go i dont know what theyre saying, its tom moore. Well thanks for doing your research for us, paul. Could you sum it up without sounding like youre having sort of medical having some sort of medical whole about story . Whole thing about this story . Man at the top doesnt is the man at the top doesnt know he believes. Know himself what he believes. You back three years and you just go back three years and he was supporting corbyns bid to minister and he to become Prime Minister and he was supporting everything that corbyn i know feels corbyn said. I know this feels like ground, but its really like old ground, but its really important the context. Important for the context. Keir starmer doesnt himself starmer doesnt know himself what what hes what he believes, so what hes trying do is a game here trying to do is play a game here where trying to please where hes trying to please everybody and that never works. Yeah, work. I mean, yeah, it doesnt work. I mean, im myself. I often im a centrist myself. I often get caught middle, but on get caught in the middle, but on big subjects, you have know big subjects, you have to know what the voters have what the people, the voters have to what you think. To know what you think. A problem for the but this is a problem for the labour party because mean, the labour party because i mean, the muslim vote and theres a lot of muslims the uk. I think or muslims in the uk. I think 4 or 6, i cant remember 6, 6 million, i cant remember how many and 85 of british muslims voted for Jeremy Corbyns labour which muslims voted for jeremy cthuge s labour which muslims voted for jeremy cthuge , labour which muslims voted for jeremy cthuge , you ur which muslims voted for jeremy cthuge , you know, which muslims voted for jeremy cthuge , you know, a which muslims voted for jeremy cthuge , you know, a hugeh proportion. Well, he was very anti israel. Yeah, he was. I mean, obviously im not saying thats thats why. But it probably thats why. But it probably didnt put a lot of them off. But, but, but yeah. So under jeremy corbyn, that was a huge block for labour and its replaced the sort of White Working Class vote in post industrial towns in the north and in places like that. So, so this, this is a big deal for labour. This, this is tearing apart the, you know what the labour partys been for the last few years. I think paul is wrong. Is that sometimes, is that. Yeah. Sometimes it does work. I think with, with whats his name. Blair. Tony blair. He promised everything and he wasnt caught out. This hes out. But in this case, hes caught out. Eventually there becomes subject where we need becomes a subject where we need to what exactly youre to know what exactly youre thinking, right . Group your you cant focus group your way out of this one. You cant just smile. Ill tell were going to do tell you what were going to do later, and then the election comes everythings all comes and everythings all right. Being caught right. So. So hes being caught out and going have to out and hes going to have to decide side hes yeah decide what side hes on. Yeah and impression is, is that if and my impression is, is that if he sides with the pro gaza people, hes going to lose , lose people, hes going to lose, lose or maybe im wrong hes no, hell alienate a lot of middle middle england middle britain which you know theyre the people who need to need to vote for him. And those are the people moving in his people who are moving in his direction. Moving direction. Theyre moving towards labour party the towards the labour party in the same move towards same way that they move towards tony you know, they just tony blair. You know, they just said, well, not as bad as i said, well, hes not as bad as i thought he going to be. Thought he was going to be. Everythings going to be okay. And if he supported and and if he supported gaza and whats in gaza, whats going on in gaza, which was was the most was which was one of the most atrocious situations ever. Atrocious situations ever. Srx maybe this, you know, srx but maybe this, you know, this from this uproar against him from from the sort of from fringes, from the sort of far left of the party will actually into his hands and far left of the party will actua|him into his hands and far left of the party will actua|him seem. 0 his hands and far left of the party will actua|him seem more hands and far left of the party will actua|him seem more palatable to make him seem more palatable to to centrists. Anyway, to the the centrists. Anyway, moving on, whats what have the telegraph on the front page poll . Well, theres a couple of things going on here of interest. Dangerous. I may pose existential threat humanity, existential threat to humanity, says rishi sunak. So this is ahead of the flagship ai summit. Ahead of the flagship ai summit. Pm to stress the need to be honest about the risks posed by the nascent, i hear this every week and ive yet to be killed by a laptop. So was the other was the other story on that. So yeah, thats a good point. Farage bank boss data rules and must be sorry. Farage bank boss broke data rules and must not get £10 million payout. So this is the fact that the boss at at Coutts Alison Rose is looking down the barrel of a £10 million payout, which is not entirely unusual if you leave a huge job like that. But it is unusual when youre quite clearly broken the law in some way and youve thrown someone under the bus pretend it under the bus and pretend it didnt then being didnt happen and then being caught going, oh, caught out and going, oh, im really sorry, £10 million really sorry, im a £10 million now, please. Thats a problem. Lose any time ive been lose lose any time ive been fired from a job and sure fired from a job and im sure youve from from a youve been fired from from a few as well. No doubt. Ive not been like oh so now that ive been like oh so now that ive been fired, now ive been forced been like oh so now that ive bestanded, now ive been forced been like oh so now that ive bestand downv ive been forced been like oh so now that ive bestand down because an forced been like oh so now that ive bestand down because of forced been like oh so now that ive bestand down because of my ed to stand down because of my illegal activity. Can i get £10 million, please . Tried that. Ive, well, ive tried that. Ive, ive actually ive actually ive actually, ive actually i actually the times actually keep track of the times i been fired a job. I havent been fired from a job. Im waiting to be fired from here. Its. Yeah the guy. You know what . Farage i was thinking about who i really like at this station, like nigel station, and i like nigel farage. Farage i should maybe i shouldnt say that. The guys. I think youre allowed to say hes totally. Hes totally right. And a lesson needs to be. A lesson needs to be made for this woman for what she did to make sure that they dont do it again and theyre not rewarded. That they dont do it again and the� there t rewarded. That they dont do it again and the� there are warded. That they dont do it again and the� there are stilled. That they dont do it again and the� there are still people out there are still people out there who dont believe this actually they dont actually took place. They dont believe was any believe there was any de banking. Theyre de banking. And theyre using the fact that its the using the fact that its nigel farage as master saying, nigel farage as a master saying, of nigel of of course its nigel farage. Of course it didnt happen. Absolute nonsense. People and we call those people guardian anyway, guardian readers. Anyway, finishing this section with a daily quickly daily star. Lewis, lets quickly boss through. This is big news, well, this is the big news, is that theres a woman whos her name is Maggie Aderin pocock pocock. That astrology pocock. She says that astrology isnt scientist. She isnt shes a scientist. She says astrology isnt says that astrology isnt valuable, but the truth is, historically, astrology was valuable when the planets were being put into shape after after mars and earth broke off from from saturn. And after venus from saturn. And after venus became a comet and then became in the position and they were and it meant a lot. What month of the year you were born . It depends when the planets were interacting with each other. And there were some months when bad stuff was happening in the sky. You could look it up velikovsky. Velikovsky veli kovsky literally velikovsky literally no idea what any of that meant. Anyway, thats the front pages. Utterly done. Join us in a few minutes for please misconduct. Oxford university misconduct. Oxford university misconduct and the Guardian Newspaper misconduct. The holy triumvirate radio. Welcome back to headliners. Im leo kyrees and im still here with paul cox and Louis Schaefer and the guardian. Now and a black couple are furious about an improper stop and search by the police. On the plus side, it could have been worse. It could have been american police. Louis oh, stop and search. Have we moved on from that . Okay. Well, this is a fantastic story because its like its okay. Well, this is a fantastic stonevery use its like its okay. Well, this is a fantastic stonevery single; like its okay. Well, this is a fantastic stonevery single daye its okay. Well, this is a fantastic stonevery single day ints like every single day in policing everywhere around the world. Met officers for world. Met officers fired for gross misconduct, finding over stop and of black stop and search of black athletes. The police force, the police up there in maida vale stopped the stopped a guy driving mercedes and two black driving a mercedes and two black people and then they lied about it. Th