Good news for motorists. The m25 in surrey reopened eight hours ahead of schedule after a weekend of driver disruption. Work began on friday to demolish a bridge and install a new gantry, leading to miles of tailbacks in surrey. It was the motorways first daytime closure since it opened in 1986. One person has been arrested for tragedy, chanting following Manchester Uniteds fa cup victory over liverpool at old trafford. A number of home supporters in the Stretford End were heard chanting murderers and always the victims towards liverpool fans, with the singing audible to the tv audience. The fa condemned the chanting and has vowed to liaise with police. Manchester united won the game four three after extra time. Four three after extra time. Tributes have been paid to steve harley, the Cockney Rebel frontman who has died at the age of 73. Come up and see me to make me smile. Of 73. Come up and see me to make me smile. The singer, best make me smile. The singer, best known for the 1970s hit make me smile, had to pause his tour last month to have treatment for cancen last month to have treatment for cancer. Rod stewart says hes absolutely devastated. Duran durans john taylor thanked steve harley for the good vibes. His family, in a statement said his heart exuded only core elements passion, kindness , elements passion, kindness, generosity and much more in abundance. And revellers have abundance. And revellers have been gathering in cities around the world to celebrate Saint Patricks day in belfast. Thousands of people turned out to watch a noisy and colourful procession in the city centre, and no shortage of shamrocks , and no shortage of shamrocks, music and leprechauns in dublin, where locals , usually where locals, usually accompanied by a clinking bag, vie with tourists along oconnell street to watch the annual parade. The largest ever this year, according to organisers. But no one celebrates being irish quite like the americans and chicago has geared up for the traditional parades, with the citys river being dyed green. As always. For the latest as always. For the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts. Scan the qr code on your screen or go to our website. Now its time for headliners. Headliners. Thank you. Aaron. Hello and welcome to headliners you run through the next days newspapers with three comedians. Im leo kearse and tonight im joined by paul cox. The peoples gaman in making his headliners debut. Its adam koumas who doesnt have a nickname yet. Yeah yeah yeah im going with the coin of massive. Thats what im presenting. Croydon. Croydon massive. Yeah yeah yeah. Nice one. Thats a i was going to stick. Yeah. Good for the next you know 13 years. Yeah im happy. Im you know 13 years. Yeah im happy im happy you know 13 years. Yeah im happy. Im happy with that man. Born bred. Born bred. Born and bred. Born and bred. Well those are the nicknames that we. Have a look at that we. Lets have a look at tomorrows front pages. The daily sunak daily mail leads with sunak allies. At Penny Mordaunt. Allies. Rage at Penny Mordaunt. The times has. This is our bounce back year, sunak tells critics rather optimistically. Critics rather optimistically. The guardian has. Watchdog condemns nhs culture of cover ups. The condemns nhs culture of cover ups. The express says tory mps plot to topple rishi is just self indulgence. The i news has self indulgence. The i news has revealed. Top secret uk military system still managed by fujitsu. System still managed by fujitsu. And finally, the daily star has easter a booster and those were front pages. And lets have front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the sun poll. Yeah, sorry. Poll. Yeah, sorry. Just compose myself after that. Leo at kate outdoors , that. Leo at kate outdoors, which i think is a play on the great outdoors. So, happy and healthy princess kate spotted out and about for the First Time Since surgery as she visits a farm shop with wills. So the sightings come when you see wills , you dont mean. Wills, you dont mean. I mean, this is. This could add to the conspiracy theory. Theyre preparing legal documents. Its just what. 7 the paper and of course, call william. Its just what. 7 the paper and of cou1so, call william. Its just what. 7 the paper and of cou1so this call william. Its just what. 7 the paper and of cou1so this cal|wasntm. Right, so this is. She wasnt carrying a will. Yeah, yeah, that would be. Shes been on the internet. Shes read some of the things that have been that people have been speculating what speculating about. What might have, to have, might have happened to her. So decided to, you her. So shes decided to, you know, ready in case know, just get ready in case theyre right. It here first, you hear it here first, peeps, sightings come amid peeps, the sightings come amid wild leo, and wild speculation, leo, and gossip a house and the gossip about a house and the whereabouts which left the royal couple devastated. I mean, im couple devastated. I mean, im shocked because i did see a guy called trevor on tiktok say he was living on the moon, and was now living on the moon, and i very surprised to see her i was very surprised to see her out and about today. And shes on cover and it says, on the front cover and it says, shes on the mend. Kate seen in autumn, made two trips to the weekend. Now, we had this discussion. Leo i have no idea discussion. Leo i have no idea what that we believe it what that means. We believe it might the colour her might mean the colour of her blazer, adam, you say blazer, but, adam, would you say thats coloured blazer . I wouldnt have i dont have any idea. Id say its red. Yeah, thats red to me. Yeah, yeah, it looks red to me. And were you following all the all the with the photo shop . The farrago with the photo shop . Yeah. Does hadnt been yeah. Yeah. Does she hadnt been seen for a while. Seen in public for a while. Yeah. So them to then yeah. So for them to then release photoshopped image , release this photoshopped image, which apparently been photoshopped which apparently been phot a� |opped which apparently been phot a composite of several from a composite of several images, according to some youtube i watched. Youtube videos that i watched. Yeah well, she. Yeah, because she, she, said she did the she, she said she did the photoshopping herself i think didnt she, she did like a bit of and i think got of that. And i think she got a lot of stick for it. I think like you know, shes no different instagram different from any instagram influencer. Different from any instagram influeniphotoshopping long on and photoshopping it as long as didnt have like as the kids didnt have like emojis the eyes stuff. Emojis for the eyes and stuff. I thought, yeah, shes got a bit of but, you know, yeah, its but, you know, yeah, its good see somebody, a good to see somebody, even a royal side hustle royal can have a side hustle thats getting involved thats exactly getting involved in side hustle. I mean, she did she didnt blame anyone else. She just said, it. Yeah, yeah. Said, i did it. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. You have feel sorry. Yeah. You have to feel sorry. I think this i never understand. Never truly understand. Ive never truly understood this story. Right lady to lady is unwell, needs time to recuperate. Then recuperate. Yeah. And then theres other stuff. Theres all this other stuff. Youve on tiktok, youve got big trev on tiktok, and the moon. She and she lives on the moon. She only lives on cheese now. And. And thoroughly i did and which i thoroughly i did believe and i am im believe as well. And i am im going to dm trev when i get going to dm big trev when i get home and look trev, home tonight and say look trev, what this . What on earth is this . Dont know, i think big i dont know, i think big trevors got point. Think, trevors got a point. I think, you we pay for the royals. You know, we pay for the royals. The they is put the least they could do is put Live Streaming cameras 24 hours the least they could do is put live stinaming cameras 24 hours the least they could do is put live stin their| cameras 24 hours the least they could do is put live stin their hospital; 24 hours the least they could do is put live stin their hospital rooms,jrs a day in their hospital rooms, 100. Thatd to see. 100. Thatd be nice to see. Moving news, adam, moving on to the eye news, adam, what have they got . Yeah, the news, its so, yeah, the eye news, its been revealed top secret uk been revealed that top secret uk military have been military systems have still been managed, theyre being managed, and theyre still being managed, and theyre still being managed this is managed by fujitsu. So this is the the it giant is the news that the it giant is the news that the it giant is the one thats been at the centre post office. Centre of the post office. Horizon. Horizon scandal is still highly still managing a highly classified British Military computer system. So this is obviously really interesting news. I mean, i was unaware of this, and i think the idea that the giant fujitsu is the japanese giant fujitsu is embedded military is yes, embedded in our military is yes, its crazy to hear, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although in fujitsus defence sort of pronounce them using the english i forgot. I dont understand unless you use the right terminology, phrasing i dont understand. Defence. So fujitsu and the defence. So fujitsu uk, they took over an existing uk, they took over an existing uk company which was i think it was called International Computers limited, which was basically a, a state run basically like a, a state run amstrad. So, so terrible in two ways. Then, you know, i mean, so, they inherited this, this terrible lumpen, British Company and thats where a lot of the problems have come from. You know, if you look at japanese tech, its, you know, usually a lot and slicker. Has lot sharper and slicker. Has anybody got a playstation anybody whos got a playstation five theyve names five and theyve got cool names like fujitsu not, you know, like fujitsu and not, you know, Big Computers limited. Like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. Computers limited. Like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. Whateverters limited. Like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. Whatever they imited. Like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. Whatever they were d. Yeah. Whatever they were called previously. You like to another would you like to see another Japanese Company and Japanese Company come in and take toshiba or take over . Maybe toshiba or mitsubishi . I. I. Adam, please. Adam, please. No, no, i think i think its really i think its really interesting. There is when i, when i found out that they were involved, there was a part of me that did die because you think of like fujitsu you of like fujitsu as, like, you know, compact camera. As know, a cute compact camera. As one cameras i got one of the cameras i got was a fujitsu, and then you realise theyre involved in like British Military like its military and its like its the same thing you about same thing when you hear about samsung, oh, its samsung, you think, oh, its just korean just like an innocent korean company. And then you go, oh, they make tanks. Youre they also make tanks. And youre like, yeah, of course. Like, oh okay. Yeah, of course. A lot of our mod and a lot of our mod contracts rely heavily on third party they contracts rely heavily on third party be. They contracts rely heavily on third party be. You they contracts rely heavily on third party be. You know they contracts rely heavily on third party be. You know what . We might be. And you know what . We couldnt them. Couldnt just extract them. I know came out this know this story came out this yean know this story came out this year, but theres no way they could extracted time. Could be extracted in that time. It would take years. Thered be literally us for the last it would take years. Thered be literalwe us for the last it would take years. Thered be literalwe got. Us for the last it would take years. Thered be liteyeah, got. Us for the last it would take years. Thered be liteyeah, well,us for the last it would take years. Thered be liteyeah, well,us for god ast yeah, well, thank god we werent dependent russian yeah, well, thank god we werenwell,3ndent russian yeah, well, thank god we werenwell, you nt russian yeah, well, thank god we werenwell, you know, russian yeah, well, thank god we werenwell, you know, eueurope tanks. Well, you know, if europe had relied on russia as a suppuer had relied on russia as a supplier of tanks, that would have a terrible mistake. Have been a terrible mistake. I mean, was a terrible mean, it was already a terrible mistake be dependent mistake to be dependent on russia oil, russia for gas and oil and oil, but yeah, thats at but yeah, thats, thats at least a is a friendly least japan is a is a friendly country. Moving on the country. Moving on to the express henri paul. What have they got on front cover . They got on the front cover . Mps plot to topple rishi tory mps plot to topple rishi is just self indulgence. And this mcvey. A this is esther mcvey. A colleague of ours insists the overwhelming majority of the conservative mps support rishi sunak and want to end this leadership positioning. And this leadership positioning. And this comes from esther, who weve met. Ive met here. Shes a lovely person and shes quite clearly standing behind rishi sunak here. Shes saying shes the common sense minister, which i always find quite amusing. I mean, what does that mean in 2024 . Tweet me. What does that mean in 2024 . Do need a common sense, minister. Thats a good point. Thats a good point. Actually, it makes a lot of sense. . Fair, we . Fair, we dont see to be fair, we dont see enough of her. Literally enough of her. Shes literally every pop up and eve ry 90 da. Y sh e d just p o p u p an d every day shed just pop up and go. For common go. And now for the common sense. But clearly sense. Yeah but quite clearly shes she a cabinet minister, shes she as a cabinet minister, is standing behind rishi, as are a other people , a number of other people, another cabinet, a lot of them have got knives in their hands. Yeah. Yeah. Or their back. Yes, i or in their back. Yes, i support i support rishi and. Yeah. Adam, this seems ridiculous. The yeah. Adam, this seems ridiculous. The idea that it was floated last week that Penny Mordaunt could come in, she actually had a big, a big sword. She could if they want to seize her, rishi, that would be. I mean, youd only sword mean, youd only need one sword for that. Like for that. Its not like everybody in senate would everybody in the senate would have a go. But but. So have to have a go. But but. So they were going to replace rishi with but it seems with penny morton. But it seems it ridiculous. Were in it seems ridiculous. Were in this are in this this or the tories are in this mess. Yeah. Because they keep replacing their leaders every two replacing their leaders every ton just its just like i just its, its just like groundhog day. Like just the groundhog day. Like just the amount of the amount of sort of prime weve gone Prime Ministers weve gone through last sort of through in the last sort of yeah through in the last sort of year. Just seems year. It just seems crazy. I mean, like, think know mean, like, i think we all know where election where maybe the election might take end of the take a turn at the end of the yeah take a turn at the end of the year. Why not . Lets have year. So why not . Lets have lets get seven in. Lets get seven more in. Theres nothing theres nothing left to lose. So lets everyone a go so lets everyone have a go at the country. I want at leading the country. I want to get on that some point. Yeah. There are some people dont there are some people i dont want a go. Just. I want to have a go. Its just. I just want that out there. Just want to put that out there. Its mandatory. Its mandatory. Mordaunt. No, shes Penny Mordaunt. No, shes from she can do from portsmouth. So she can do no wrong eyes. I cant see no wrong in my eyes. I cant see beyond no wrong in my eyes. I cant see beyyeah. Shes shes yeah. Well yeah shes shes a, statuesque. Shes got a, shes statuesque. Shes got a big sword. From portsmouth a, shes statuesque. Shes got a bthatsrd. From portsmouth a, shes statuesque. Shes got a bthats three from portsmouth a, shes statuesque. Shes got a bthats three boxes� n portsmouth a, shes statuesque. Shes got a bthats three boxes ticked smouth. Thats three boxes ticked right what the right there. Finally. What the daily star got on the cover. Adam, washout on the easter adam, washout on the way. Easter a now, basically, long a booster now, basically, long story its gonna rain. Story short, its gonna rain. Well, welcome to the daily star. I mean , thats thats what i mean, thats thats what i wouldnt expect. Anything more from daily star. So thats. Yeah, a huge story. Yeah, is big news. And yeah, it is big news. And i think i think should think i think you should probably show more probably show a bit more seriousness than that, adam, because show. Because we do on this show. Okay . Havent rain before in this. This is this is the daily star. There will be boffins right the story. Its right in the story. Yes. Its important to remember that. Yeah. But this, this yeah. And this. But this, this is old storm. Its 400 is not an old storm. Its 400 miles long. Dont how miles long. I dont know how theyre measuring thats theyre measuring it. Thats a hell a tape. And, its going hell of a tape. And, its going to us, which means to come from the us, which means its going to be really fat, loud. Ell so its not just the length, but youre but the girth that youre worried about. Worried about. Its gonna be girth is important. She said. Okay. Well thats it yeah. Okay. Well thats it for one. Coming up. 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