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The peoples gammon and louis shaffer, a man who works so well with paul , he shaffer, a man who works so well with paul, he must be shaffer, a man who works so well with paul , he must be the with paul, he must be the peoples little ring of pineapple. Do you get it. 7 do you get it. 7 im not suggesting youve got a little ring. Im suggesting all that it tastes of pineapple. Youre saying because. Because hes saying because. Because hes gammon, i must be pineapple. Gammon, i must be pineapple. Because pineapple goes on gammon. 7 because youre such a good combination. Ian. Combination. Ian. You know, when we have to explain the jokes, its not a good joke. I got it, man. Good joke. I got it, man. Anyway, thats the awkward chit chat. Out of the way. Lets have a look at tomorrows front pages. The daily mail leads with dozens of pro gaza activists elected. Were going to cover that in a second. The times has uk heading for a Hung Parliament, says sunak. He hopes it express has only big tax cuts and growth can save the tories. Now the guardian has labour set sights on blue wall seats at next election. Seats at next election. The mirror has. The mirror has. Our hearts are heavy, the pain is deep. Our faith is strong. Thats the tragic death of that 14 year old boy. And finally, the daily star has a few. Few. And those were your front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail poll. Yeah, dozens of pro garzon, activists elected, elected across councils, all across britain, actually. And these candidates clearly represent their communities. Because if they dont, then how are they getting voted in. 7 and if you are concerned in any way by this, well, its kind of your fault because this guy, the particularly the green guy. Moeen ali. He was voted in with 3072 votes. That is not a lot of votes. There are more people watching us now than than that. But these are these are, councillors. So, i mean, theyre councillors. So, i mean, theyre deaung councillors. So, i mean, theyre dealing with smaller constituencies. They are indeed. They are indeed. They are indeed. But and i mean, i think its quite its quite a wake up call to see so many people. So 40, apparently 40 people have been elected based on their stance on gaza and for a foreign war to have such an outsized impact on elections in the uk, you think maybe british issues would be something that british people would be worried about . Its a wake up call. Whos it . A wake up call for you. Is it . A wake up call for you. Is it a wake up call . No its not its not a wake up call for me. I dont know who. Its a wake up call who voted for. Im not allowed to vote. Im not allowed to vote. And thank god im not allowed to vote. Im afraid were where i put my vote. The point is, is that is that there are now three, three and a half, 4 Million People in a country of 65 million or 70 Million People. Theres a lot of people, and theyre all young and they all vote in a certain way, and they all have a belief system. And if labour thinks that theyre going to get away with this, theyre not going to get away with it. And weve got a clip of, of the Green Party Candidate for, im not sure exactly where moth and ali, weve got a clip of him when he, when he is a victory was announced. Hes going to palestine. Hes going to palestine. I mean, hello, hello. I mean, green party. Party candidates have changed a bit since i was a kid. Oh, so woolly jumpers. And, you know, please recycle responsibly. And now its agbank. Now its agbank. Absolutely crazy. Absolutely crazy. All totally normal green party stuff , like you say. I party stuff, like you say. I mean, you know, save the planet, preserve the countryside down with the jews. Yeah. All that, all that sort , all that, all that clear green party messaging. In fairness, i think allah akbar is arabic for, for please separate your recycling into the correct bins. Is these people these pro gazan people. Its i think people are beginning to read and i dont think theyre beginning to realise. I dont think they realise it. I think its the end. Its the end of the country. Its time to. Its interesting that the left wing, like the green party, are a far left Political Party. In the past they wanted to, you know, they were anti capitalist, you know, really, really, quite, quite radically socialist. And theyre they seem to have allied themselves with, with this with, with the muslim vote, with islamists to a certain extent. And what happened, whats happenedin and what happened, whats happened in other countries . I mean, if you look at iran before the iranian revolution , so the the iranian revolution, so the leftists allied with the islamists to depose the shah. And then once theyd done that , and then once theyd done that, the islamists were in power and they executed the leftists. So, you know, some of these Green Party Members , im looking party members, im looking forward to it. Im looking forward to it. Im looking forward to it. Im looking forward to our future in 20 years when we have the, you know, we start. I dont think youre letting my family down for a for a picnic and enjoy our diversity. Youre gonna laugh, but theyve already killed you already. Youre a go on or two because. Because youre on the youre on the other side is it . But there, there was these bonding. Its like its like every Political Party is a mixture of all the different beliefs of all the different people. And you dont believe everything, but you have to believe something. And i think i think, you know, if you look at the tory party and the labour party as well, to a certain extent, you know, youve got people with different belief systems, but theyre all united under, you know, common western liberal democratic values, whereas im not sure thats happening with all these candidates. I disagree with you. I dont think i dont think no evidence at all. No. I think the tories and the labour, i think when it comes down to it, lets say we live in a world where its just the tories and the labour. They will hack each other to death. Okay, i dont think they will. I dont think thats going to become i think we just, i think i think paul is doing a good job and youre always happy. Its just lets lets laugh at the fact that the countrys doomed. This is just the doom of the country. Yeah. Lets find some enjoyment in our countrys death spiral. Anyway, thats a bit of a bit of a not very cheery in the first story on, but lewis, what are the Times Leading with, uk heading for a Hung Parliament . It says sunak and, and, basically hes, hes looking over the results and the results are not good. Its all its all laboun are not good. Its all its all labour. But thats what happens nowadays. Its like theyre in power. Theyve been in power for so long. The tories that eventually you get just get sick of it. And even the people who like the tories, half of them are sick of the tories. And they founded the reform party. So hes putting a brave face on it. Hes saying its going to be okay, everythings going to be okay. Dont worry about it, everythings going to be okay. But as i said before, everythings not okay. Its the tories are dead, i think. I mean, are you this pessimistic because ive heard some people say, you know, there are some chinks of light for the for the tories in the Election Results. Theres the tees valley mayor stayed on. Thats about it. Yeah, but but famously over history, the local elections havent always been replicated within the general election because people are voting for different things. And i think i saw a statistic on friday that said that this would have meant that labour would have meant that labour would have meant that labour would have won a 29 majority, now, 29 is not as big as people are predicting, right . So it is possible, particularly with, you dont mean 29. What do i mean . 20 . Do you mean 29 . 20 . Do you mean 29 . Seat 29. Seat no, 29 of the vote. I mean, i do mean 29. Thats why i wonder why you challenged it. Because 29 is not even 5,029 lead on the tories. Oh, 5,029 lead on the tories. Oh, okay, i didnt understand. Did you understand that . I didnt totally understand. But i nodded and pretended thats what it. So the delta difference between the two is roughly 30 and you know a third difference. Yeah well, theyre using words that no one understands anymore. I said percentage in delta. Right. Okay. The difference between the number of counters in the in the pot for tories and labour was different by 30, which is big and would give them a decent majority if it was extrapolated from local to general. But its not as big as people have been threatening. So because why . Because because the islamists, the muslims are voting for their own political parties. Yeah. The, the theyve left the labour party, theyve left the labour party, theyve left the labour party. And eventually itll be the tories are going to look at each other and say, you know, maybe we should be friends. I think thats whats going to happen. Well, there are the labour services, arent they . I mean, but i think, you know, keir has actually done well to, to push out the sort of more extreme elements of, you know, islamists from the labour party because it makes the labour party more appealing to middle england than, you know, than the labour party was under Jeremy Corbyn, who for some reason didnt have any problem with the extreme extremist elements. No, he posted him up, but but, lets just say there is a Hung Parliament. And i used to say this a lot until about 2 or 3 months ago, and then everyone said to me, youre mad. And im starting to believe that theyre right, but lets say they do. Who is going to prop them up . It can only be the lib dems or the snp and greens or, well, all the far, the far left greens of, green aston. They, they, they i dont know what im saying now. I think ive been here too long. Youve forgotten who you are. He used to be. He used to be the most to down earth basic guy, brand new jacket, brand new toy. Thats what im saying. Id like to apologise to all the little rashes out there. But whos going to prop up . Whos going to prop him up . Thats what i want to know, because starmer keeps saying hes not going to go in to do any deals with anybody. But obviously thats a lot of bunkum. We could do a deal with the tories, seeing as theyre virtually identical parties at the moment. Anyway, moving on, what if the guardian got in the front cover . Labour set sights on blue wall seats in next election. So the shadow cabinet minister, pat mcfadden, has said that labour were advancing in southern tory heartlands and it was wrong to think the lib dems were the only challengers to the conservatives in the south. Because really and truly, i live in the south and places like chichester. Are tory at the moment and theyve got a very strong lib dem candidate down there and a lady called jess brown filler, and it is , it jess brown filler, and it is, it is for me, usually just between the two. You do get labour, you do get labour voters. But in the sort of very metro metropolitan areas, amongst some of the working classes. But the working class is now are leaving labour and theyre going to, i dont know where theyre going to be honest. Reform you would think. But i dont know. They did go to the tories. I dont know where they go in the general election. Labour can, particularly in some of the denser Populated Areas where diversity is the strength. Where diversity is the strength. So where there are huge, muslim populations within big cities, in places like portsmouth and southampton , i can see labour southampton, i can see labour winning votes. But its going to be really interesting because i think naturally these people go from conservative to lib dem. They dont go because theyre fed up with tories, theyre just looking for a change. Its like changing your colour of socks because its a tuesday. But it does feel as well, louis, that the tories arent the same party that they were, you know, during margaret thatchers time. Theyre no longer the party of Free Enterprise and low regulation and less state intervention and lower taxes and less state spending. Well, i agree with you. I dont even know what they are. I dont even know what they are. I dont know what rishi sunak is. Hes hes not he doesnt strike me. Hes not exactly labour, but hes not exactly a tory either. Hes not exactly a tory either. Yeah, i think i think his its just is he team world. Hes a southampton fan which i really find disgusting. Oh is i really find disgusting. Oh is he really. He is a southampton fan. His trousers are too short. He lives in yorkshire and he supports. So they they. I dont know if you know this, but all they do is they put they put you in really easy seats to win. Oh and then you win that and you have nothing to do with the local area. But you pretend to do and you get people advising you, saying, just say this and just say that. What does that mean . His seats, his trousers are too short. Hes like a very short quy short. Hes like a very short guy. So short. Hes like a very short guy. So yeah, but and he wears short trousers. So how can that be . Well, its supposed to give. Why . Were never on topic tonight, are we . Yeah. Its supposed to give the impression that youre slightly taller, but it doesnt. When youre five foot two, it doesnt matter how short trousers, shorts hes wearing. Sort of three quarter length shorts like its 2003. Im not sure why were talking about rishi sunak trousers, but that is the front pageis trousers, but that is the front page is dealt with. But maybe not. Welcome back to headliners emily carr. Still with gb news answer to Harvey Weinstein and jeffrey epstein. Paul cox and lewis schaffer. That cant be a thing i should. I didnt write that. That just appeared in the mail prompt. Thats the deep state that has got Jonathan Kogan written all over it. Anyway, written all over it. Anyway, weve got the sun now and can rishi turn things around before the next election . Obviously not. But he says hes going to try lewis. Hes going to try fighting, fighting spirit. I think we did the story before, but whatever, well do it again. Fighting spirit, fighting very defiant. Rishi sunak vows to work as hard as ever to take fight to labour after andy street outs ousted in the west midlands. And this is andy street, who was the head of birmingham and birmingham, declared bankruptcy. So of declared bankruptcy. So of course he should lose if you got to kick the guy out, if your guy, whatever, whatever he is, labour or anything and so he says were going to fight on. But, was that the responsibility of the mayor, though . I mean, i guess the mayor is the ultimate, you know, top figurehead for, for the council or whatever the he should have said he should his first, his first day there, he should have said, were going to declare bankruptcy. And then he might have gotten away with it. But he didnt say it. So when they declared bankruptcy, it was like, what were you doing . You got to check the books and your first day in. If youre and your first day in. If youre a politician like javier milei, yeah, youre your go to favourite. Yeah, i love clip, you can work as hard as he likes rishi sunak, but unless you start sort of punching illegals in the face and slashing taxes by 90, i dont see him gaining like any position in this. In the general election. It will be interesting and hes got to do it. I mean, what would be more amusing from our standpoint as comedians if we just come out and went, what a mess we are, we are in some serious trouble, lads. Just drop the facade. Just drop the facade. Yeah, and he just went, look, i am so glad that mrs. Is a billionaire because i, i, i am out of here. Yeah yeah. That green card for the state. I said i was going to get rid of. Ive still got it. And good luck. Does he have a green card . Does he have a green card . He did that. And that was, that was, part of the scandal because, you know, you expect, you know, the Prime Minister have a way out. Hes been a minister of the country to, you know, be more committed to living in britain and being british than, you know, having the right to work in other countries and also not paying tax in this country. Yeah. Are you saying that thats whats going to happen eventually . Why do you think thats one of the things thats hobbled rishi. Hes not really seen as a as a man of the people. I dont know why a billionaire hasnt seen as the man of the people, but yeah, hes, he doesnt have that common touch that, you know, boris did. Even though bofisis know, boris did. Even though boris is also an immensely wealthy man. Yeah, but its charisma, isnt it . Thats the thing that separates those two. Yeah, but bofis separates those two. Yeah, but boris had loads of charisma and he used it to impregnate half of north london. Yeah. Yeah. For yourself. Ive been for yourself. Ive been nowhere near the guy. Nowhere near the guy. Weve got the telegraph. And now in the next Labour Government have been advised to act like every single previous Labour Government. Paul is ridiculous, isnt it . Just when theyre on the up corbyn economic economics guru urges starmer to borrow and spend more. This is Joseph Stiglitz and he is an economic guru. I cant say economic tonight, can i . Guru of the political left. And hes calling for labour to be more radical, after under promising in the run up to the general election. And its like these people have collective amnesia. Youve only got i mean, its all on wikipedia. If you want to have a look, you can see what happened under labour in the 90s. You can see what happened under labour in the 70s. You can then go back and look at what happened to labourin and look at what happened to labour in