Cheese, pepperoni, and a generous topping of bork Richard Speed Tue 27 Apr 2021 // 09:15 UTC Share Copy Bork!Bork!Bork! Today's bork comes from the fine Croatian town of Opatija, located on the coast and reminding us of those happy days when overseas holiday were allowed. Not so for our reader, who insisted he was in the locale for purely work purposes, and fancied an after-hours snack. "This restaurant's speciality is a '1/2 metre long pizza'," he explained. "Very good quality, but a challenge." The ordering system is also a challenge. There is a touchscreen ("which most people ignored, preferring to go to the person in the window") to take a customer's order while another screen shows a punter's place in the queue.