Here Are The Dumbest Car Questions I Asked On Yahoo Answers As An Awkward Teenager Gif: Jason Torchinsky Oh boy. Get ready for some awkwardness, for I just rediscovered my old Yahoo Answers account, and it is overrun with supremely ignorant questions about cars, and embarrassing queries about balding and muscle gain (and also uses of the term “swole.”) To anyone who reads this: I am sorry. Advertisement Born in the early 1990s, I had the misfortune of having access to internet messaging boards just as I came into my awkward teenage years. What this means is that, instead of writing my weird thoughts in some kind of journal that I would later lose, or just not writing thoughts down at all, much of my teenage angst has been preserved in the annals of the internet for all to see until the end of time. I’m not thrilled about it.