the word bitch will not be used on the own channel. that leaves the three of us out. >> that would be much. >> maybe phyllis. phyllis doesn't talk like that. >> well, listen, miss diller, thank you so much for being on the program. it's really a treat to finally meet you. >> i'm so happy to meet you. >> well, thank you. it's great to have you in this company and joan rivers, thank you so much. joy behar, kathy griffin, as always, thank you very much. coming up after the break -- >> guess who it is. >> piers morgan. >> the most dangerous man on television. >> piers morgan joins me next. [ marge ] psst.