Tweets of the week Quote of the week ‘To all critics of stand-up comedy: do you understand that when your piece comes out, we’ve already left town – with the money’ Jerry Seinfeld Tweets of the week '101 Things To Do With Binary' is a much shorter book than I expected. — James Cook (@jamesecook) December 15, 2020 You wait ages for a ghost and then three come along at once - Ebenezer Scrooge, observational comedian. — Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) December 16, 2020 Meryl Streep's siblings are called Quality, Coronation and Miracle-on-34th. — John-Luke Roberts �� (@jlukeroberts) December 17, 2020 Last Christmas, your mum came to ours and the very next day, we saw uncle Ray.